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Few things can provide both amusement and comfort at the same time the way memes do. Covering nearly every aspect of life, they have become an internet phenomenon like no other, as their number is arguably impossible to count and they tend to spread faster than wildfires do.
That’s why now there is an abundance of meme pages for netizens to choose from, some better than others. But far from all of them can pride themselves in millions of followers and decades of existence.
With a history half a year short of a decade, this Instagram account has been providing its followers—more than seven million of them—with hilarious and relatable memes since the spring of 2014. Today, we have put some of them on this list for you to enjoy, so scroll down to find them and see for yourself just how amusing memes can be.
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#1
Li’l E. 2 years ago
EXACTLY. Timothee Chalamet does nothave the same threatening aura. Johnny Depp was just creepy in a vaguely sexual way.
Ace 2 years ago
Who? Oh, they're doing another remake. Why oh why oh why? Once you've got the definitive, i.e. the Gene Wilder, version there is no need to do any more.
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LooseSeal's $10 Banana 2 years ago
He cared about candy and only candy. If those kids were stupid/greedy enough to f**k up then kids be damned.
I’mSoEmotional 2 years ago
I won’t watch another version as I believe Gene Wilder was genius in the role.
Jared Robinson 2 years ago
He totally was just gonna let those kids die. Oh no help somebody please do something in a tone that is not at all urgent. If the parents hadn't been there to sue. dead kids everywhere
Chewie Baron 2 years ago
Ronald Dahl hated the Gene Wilder version and was extremely pissed off that they changed the title. Seeing as he wrote the book, I’m fine with that.
Chris Landrum 2 years ago
Wilder was perfect and he set expectations the first time we see him
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#2
Corvus 2 years ago (edited)
Technology is so convenient, but it definitely dumbed us down a little bit.
Joe Russo 2 years ago
Delivering pizzas for Pizza Hut in the U.S. (back in 1989) is how I figured out that addresses in the U.S. make a bunch of sense. Each block the numbers go up by 100, and they start being numbered at a particular road, so if that is Main Street, then two blocks west of Main Street would be something like 204 W. Mulberry Street. I'm now living in Greece. No streets make sense, and very few meet at right angles. I still GPS my way *everywhere*.
Sue Ellen Jensen 2 years ago
Yeah, I worked for Domino's about then and there were delivery drivers that never figured that out. Funny story, since we took the pizza order then got delivery info, when it was slow the manager would look over your shoulder and get the pizza in the oven before you hung up the phone, which is when the countdown would start. I delivered to a guy in an apartment near the store at seven minutes. He stared at me when he opened the door then said, "Didja cook it?"
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Aaron Kara 2 years ago
I'd still be trying to find the address and would have eaten the pizza for survival
unfilteredCigarette73 2 years ago
I miss the days when places paid staff properly...oh wait..
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Disgruntled Pelican 2 years ago
When Domino’s came out with that guarantee, it became quite common to get a pizza in less than 30 minutes. In my city, it didn’t matter where you ordered the pizza from. They were all competing to deliver in the same time frame as Domino’s. That was a long time ago, though.
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RavenTheCat 2 years ago
They also were victims of accidents due to being rushed for that one stupid slogan
geezeronthehill 2 years ago
The real skill was eliciting coherent directions from the customer. It amazed me how many folks couldn't remember the street names around their home. They drove them so often that the names just disappeared from their memories, I guess.
#3
Verena 2 years ago
All this plastic that will end up in nature (or on roafs or somebody's garden). Enticing idea, but unfortunately not viable
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Bob Brooce 2 years ago
For those who have never seen "Six Feet Under", the opening scene is always somebody dying. This is the exact premise of the opening of "In Case of Rapture", the 2nd episode of season 4. A pickup truck carrying a bunch of helium filled dolls is in an accident and when the dolls begin floating into the sky a woman jumps out of her car to be raptured, and is promptly hit by another car. You can find that scene here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV-_GDveft8
Lama 2 years ago
And I happened to just watch that episode last night! :D
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Maisey Myles 2 years ago
This was done on an episode of “Six Feet Under”. In case you don’t know, the show was about a family that owned a funeral home. The beginning of each episode showed a person dying that would eventually end up at their business. A women crashed her car when she saw all the helium filled dolls flying up and thought it was the Rapture
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 2 years ago
Thi is from an old school Darwin Award story. Woman sees a guy dressed as Jesus and bodies floating into the sky. She thinks it's the rapture so she jumps out of her car. Turns out he guy was headed to a fray party with a bunch of helium filled blow up dolls. NEVER actually happened but its a fun story. Also filling a blow up doll with helium will not make it float. It's been tried. You can find YouTube videos that disprove this.
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
I recently found out that you can make random Steves float into the sky with a command block in Minecraft.
Kelly Scott 2 years ago
Get about 50 people together on this and then wait till there's a traffic jam. Make sure the people working with you have the dolls already blown up and moonroofs on their cars. Then, when traffic is stopped, coordinate with everyone to open the moonroofs and let the dolls out, at the same time ducking down in their cars. Perfection. I even think the cops would appreciate this humor.
Even though very amusing, memes have become way more than just a source of entertainment. Nowadays they tend to be used in brand-creator partnerships, typically resulting in some quite unique and often fruitful advertising.
The Drum pointed out that meme pages represent a subset of the creator economy worth $105 billion dollars. Reid Hailey, the creator of the Instagram account, the memes of which you are currently scrolling through, said that what he enjoys most about being part of such an economy is the position owners of such pages find themselves in.
“What I’m most excited about is where we sit in the creator economy,” he told The Drum. “We’ve always been creators, but we don’t have a face. We’re more behind-the-scenes.”
#4
Deborah B 2 years ago
This is me, but with the addition of "realise 4 hours into hyperfixation that this is the wrong thing, panic, stop despite being 99.9% finished. Leave unfinished forever, even after it becomes a high priority, because it is now permanently labeled 'Panic, stop, this is the wrong thing.'"
Awesome At Being Autistic 2 years ago
I don't have ADHD, but I do have anxiety and this is pretty much exactly what I do when my anxiety hits hard.
Shelley Dawson 2 years ago
Absolutely true. It took me 70 years to get a diagnosis, I just thought I was useless and a fraud. Now I know it's my brain and the things I do well I do brilliantly.
Flora Porter 2 years ago
I wouldn't have identified with this till the menopause. Just when you think you've finally got it all together.
Bremusa4u 2 years ago
Well add the perimenpause to the ADHD and now they're having a party (with no regards towards the host body).
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#5
Sheba's Mum 2 years ago
My great-niece actually did ask if we could go to the baby shop in *name of town* to buy another baby.
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Russell Rieckenberg 2 years ago
I see "baby changing stations" in public restrooms, but I've seen people use them, and they always come out with the same baby.
Nosirrow 2 years ago
My neighbour said woman doesn't forget the pain of childbirth. Some months after she started saying she wants another baby.
LauraDragonWench 2 years ago
Neighbor is wrong. Labor produces hormones (including Prolactin, Oxytocin, Adrenaline, and Endorphins) specifically to make us forget the pain in order to reproduce again.
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In addition to the Instagram account with well over seven million followers, Reid Hailey is responsible for 35 more content brands under the wing of Doing Things Media, The Drum reports.
The story of Doing Things Media started in 2017, when, after winning early deals to work on ads for Gucci and the dating app, Hinge, Hailey started working together with a fellow meme connoisseur, Derek Lucas.
The two created numerous well-known accounts such as ‘Drunk People Doing Things,’ ‘Animals Doing Things,’ and ‘Recess Therapy,’ just to name a few, and set on the course of becoming the “one-stop shop for anything viral,” as Hailey told Forbes himself.
#6
Rick O'Shae 2 years ago
it only looks like this in the approximately 7 minutes of summer there.
TotallyNOTAFox 2 years ago
If you ever need help just ask Goths or Metalheads, those usually are the nicest people from my experience
Becky Samuel 2 years ago
Agreed. And even if they aren't, there's a world of difference between reporting to the police that you had a problem with someone with blue hair, shaved at the sides, butterfly tattoo on the neck, snakebite piercing, and "man in neutral colored suit".
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Simon "Ghost" Riley 2 years ago
The Band Ghost after singing about Satan and then twerking on the stage at the rituals and playing with puppies after said ritual
#7
Greta Kolding 2 years ago
It used to be the British. There was this incident in Cairo airport where there were two signs for new arrivals - one said 'Egyptians' and the other said 'Foreigners'. A British gentleman stood there not knowing where to go. He knew he was not an Egyptian, but he most certainly wasn't a foreigner either!
XenoMurph 2 years ago (edited)
They are not "foreigners", they are "ex-pats". On the Daily Mail website there are regularly people claiming they are going to move away from the UK because there are too many immigrants. The lack of self awareness is frightening.
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Astrophile 2 years ago
Oh I remember going to England once (I’m Canadian) and being ecstatic that I could use the same customs line as British folks, which was much much much shorter, since we are also considered commonwealth citizens. The foreign passport line-up sign looked just like this with the globe plus US flag, and the line was more than 10x as long - I had the pleasure of watching two different Americans who had been on my flight have an absolute meltdown over how long they had to wait. Stomping their feet and insisting they belonged in the same line as us Canadians. Another, much more chill and respectful US lady got tired of hearing them berate the staff while holding up the line and shouted “ for f**k’s sake, shut up and move Nebraska!” Cracked the whole area up, Mr Nebraska definitely put his head down and moved forward. (For non-US folks, Nebraska is a state)
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Anthony Jordan 2 years ago
Because a lot of Americans act like 5 year olds. Remember the pandemic?
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Eugene the Jeep 2 years ago
If this is at the Canadian border, Americans might think that foreign means "overseas." (The letters on the right look like "Canadian Passeports")
Andy Frobig 2 years ago
At most US-Canada crossings, border control is a minor annoyance for people who cross the border dozens of times a year. It wasn't that long ago that you didn't need a passport going between the US and Canada or Mexico
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David 2 years ago (edited)
It's fun to poke fun but context matters. This is at the Vancouver, Canada airport. When I was younger, US citizens did not need a passport to enter Canada. I'm guessing everyone did when arriving on an international flight but I live near the border and we used to drive up to Vancouver for the day and didn't need anything other than my Washington state driver's license. Obviously I knew I was in a foreign country / I was the foreigner but it was a much different vibe from when I entered Italy or Philippines or other countries. IIRC I also entered Mexico on foot without a passport but I think I did have a US military ID.
Gustav Gallifrey 2 years ago
Wait until they find out that the US Constitution and its various Amendments don't apply there, either!
Leo Domitrix 2 years ago
I've seent his in countries where they put the native flag on the sign, in case the people don't grasp they're not natives. Depends on the airport, th enationa, the eara, you name it.
DrBronxx 2 years ago
The number of Americans I've met who insist they don't have an accent is astounding to me.
cugel. 2 years ago
I've come across this concept as well, could be the most American thing ever.
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Forbes pointed out that Doing Things Media has worked with numerous well-known names over the years, including but definitely not limited to Bud Light, Crocs, and Netflix, creating roughly $10 million in revenue in 2020.
Such numbers show that using memes the right way must be working. And it’s not difficult to see why; some are often so widespread it might be harder not to be familiar with them if you are a somewhat regular user of the internet.
Some memes are so viral, even establishments you would least expect to use them actually do. Take the White House, for instance, which used the image of ‘success kid’ to promote immigration reform.
#8
Jeff White 2 years ago
I was at an Indian restaurant with a bunch of friends. The waiter was very proper. We all ordered and the last person ordered Vindaloo, a normally quite spicy dish. After the waiter wrote his order, he leaned in and said "I really don't like to complain, but the last time I was here the Vindaloo was not very spicy. I was hoping I could have it spicy this time". The waiter clearly bristled and said "Very good Sir." As soon as the waiter walked away, my friend leaned in again and said "I've never been here before." He was sweating so much eating the dish he got, people from other tables were begging him to stop.
Do-nut touch da donut 2 years ago
Went to an indian resturaunt with a couple girls and i ordered a shrimp... masala? and the waiter taking my order asked what spicy factor i wanted (1 being not spicy, 5 being supposedly fire) i told him 4 and he leaned in close and with a dead serious face went 'are you sure?' He scared me a bit and i said yes... ps- food wasnt spicy i shouldve ordered a 5 lol
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Roué le Jour 2 years ago
I live in Thailand. Pad Thai isn't spicy. It is normally served with sugar and a lime wedge.
Andy Frobig 2 years ago
Yeah, there's plenty of spicy Thai dishes, but pad Thai isn't one
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HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
Why does it sound like that pad thai is gonna taste like dynamite?
#9
Realistic Optimist 2 years ago
Is he joking? I feel like he might be, but people are wild sometimes. Like, didn't LeBron James say he invented taco tuesdays or something?
Michael Fernandez 2 years ago
How about a subscription service, but for books? You’d “check out” a book and then “return” it …
Andy Frobig 2 years ago
That pops up from time to time. Another one is someone asking "what if they had virgin edibles? Like edibles, but without the THC?" And somebody said, "you mean food?"
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"What do you feel like doing, Marty?" "I dunno, what do feel like doing?" "I dunno."
Montanavanna 2 years ago
If you have a discussion amongst friends and don't record it, did it ever really happen? I joke ;)
Say No to Downvoting 2 years ago
Okay, do I just listen to nerdy podcasts? Because if this guy considers podcasts to be friends, free discussion and some chips I feel like he could expand his listening content a bit.
#10
Bols 2 years ago
There really should be some age cap! Or at least some percentage parity (like "at least 30% members of the parliament have to be below 35"), this is so riddiculous that the present and future of so many nations is shaped by men who do not understand current reality
Ace 2 years ago (edited)
As you get older you begin to realise than an understanding of recent history is at least as important as 'current reality'. The electorate, mostly over 35, tend to vote for people more of their age group, knowing that younger people often think there are easy solutions without having the experience to know that many of them have already been tried and failed.
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Chelsea McKee 2 years ago
What are we saying, once we reach a certain age we will voluntarily silence our opinions and forgo our positions of power?
Mechanician 2 years ago
Age restrictions and term limits are well disguised restrictions on the voters' choices. Sometimes you might have an incumbent with experience worth retaining. Our city had an EF5 tornado and the mayor learned a great deal about how to handle FEMA and all the rest of managing a major disaster recovery. We voted him back in for as long as he would run. I don't think it's so great on the federal level as with local. To bounce out elected officials and appointees as well, when senility or evil behavior starts showing through the cracks, should be much simpler.
Johnnynatfan 2 years ago
People b***h about the age of members of congress yet they keep voting for the same d f*****s over and over again.
LauraDragonWench 2 years ago (edited)
This is why we need standard term limits for every government position - federal down to civic - and non-staggered elections for Congress. So a wider mix of citizens have the chance to take a role in government. (This also desperately applies to the US Supreme Court, which needs a massive overhaul to be made fair, impartial, and balanced for all issues affecting Americans.) We may have the "best" system here (debatable but I won't digress), but it still sucks balls.
Simon "Ghost" Riley 2 years ago
The Supreme Court justices going to work deciding what to do with the bodies of women knowing the only woman they will ever get close to is a blowup doll.
frederick clause 2 years ago
It's easy to have an age cap, get out and get involved in deciding who runs and then VOTE.
Jared Robinson 2 years ago
Or how about this, we just stop voting in moronic demented eighty year olds. We literally already have 100% control over this, and you morons keep voting for the same old farts that put us into this s**t country we are in right now.
It’s arguably safe to assume that for avid internet users, the name ‘success kid’ alone is enough to make them think about the little human clenching a tiny fist. That’s because some memes, such as the ‘distracted boyfriend,’ the expanding brain,’ or the ‘this is fine’ dog, just to name a few, have become internet staples recognized all over the world.
#12
Frostfirefox919 2 years ago
This has been said before, but he looks like he's about to drop an absolutely fire track on us.
sadmrguna 2 years ago
I often thought that IRL, a child that had been as neglected and abused as Harry would NOT have turned out as (comparatively) pleasant and normal as he did. Also, why did none of his teachers never pick up on any of these blatantly obvious Child Protection issues??
Kylie 2 years ago
Because this is a world where a Wizarding School actually exists?
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Isaac Harvey 2 years ago
Come to think of it, it’s an introvert’s dream. No one else fits, no one pays attention, and everything you need is within arm’s reach.
#13
WindySwede 2 years ago
Had to make an evasive maneuver with the car on road between two parking lots these week. It was a ducking cart on the road. It could not have gotten there without idiocy. 👆 (though wrong finger 😅)
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Charlie the Cat 2 years ago
You have to put a £1 coin in shopping trolleys where I live in the UK. When you return it you get your money back. Don't they have this in other countries?
Ace 2 years ago
It's certainly normal in most European countries, yes. And you can always get a little coin-sized 'jeton' from the shop if you don't have any change.
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Upstaged75 2 years ago
My nephew is half Jewish so instead of Elf on the Shelf I got him Mensch on a Bench. :) I'm not kidding either - you can get it on Amazon!
Justanotherpanda 2 years ago
Which is why, in more developed countries, we pay €0,50 to borrow the cart from the shop. We will only get the €0,50 back when we return the cart. And because we are stingy fockers, we will returm the cart.
mysterious(all pronouns) 2 years ago
Also, do not give your cart to the person putting away carts, unless they explicitly ask you for it. They will take your cart if you offer it, but will hold it against you.
Sponge Blob 2 years ago
I strongly encourage you guys to watch some Cart Narcs videos on YT. It's hilarious what lengths people will go to not admit they're at fault.
#14
Dr Robert Neville 2 years ago (edited)
Oh my God yes, I thought I was having a heart attack, tingling left arm, stabbing pains in the chest and then a fart so dense it left a crease in the mattress as it rolled off the bed and shattered on the floor. The sense of relief and wellbeing that followed was dampened only by the immediate gagging on the stench of a rotting corpse that had permeated every aspect of the room.
Astrophile 2 years ago (edited)
Laughed way too hard at this 😂 Depression? Arthritis? Gonorrhoea? There’s a fart for that.
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One of the likely reasons for the rapid spread of memes is the fact that they transcend the barriers of territories and languages. That’s because some things are so universal, they can connect people even from the most different of cultures; just think about the ins and outs of relationships, the joys and worries of parenting, or the headaches of studying, for instance.
With the help of the internet, a meme can be shared with someone on the other side of the world in a matter of seconds. What is more, even if that someone doesn’t speak the same language, one can alter it by adding a language they know, thanks to online meme generators, and make it accessible to an even wider audience.
#15
VioletHunter 2 years ago (edited)
Threw my printer out because of this and got a black and white one.
Bill Swallow 2 years ago
But with the next firmware update, the monochrome printers will also complain if they're out of Cyan.
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Bremusa4u 2 years ago
My laser printer is 15yr old and B&W and not connected to any net, so it only stops printing when it's entirely out toner. My SO bought a HP printer a few years ago with all the latest and greatest unitl the ink cartridges get down to a third left and then it's useless. So my old faithful is not plug in to our router so we can print from anywhere in our house. I used to teach English and used to go through a toner cartridge in 7 to 8 months. Now I can go two years or so before replacing it.
Rosie Red 2 years ago
They are but are super expensive, at least they are here in Canada. The last time I came across one, it was $350. The guy said, in the end I'm actually saving money because the ink lasts a lot longer. Ok, but who was going to give me $350?
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The scanner part of my printer/scanner/copier won't work without ink. Why?
#16
Fester Sixonesixonethree 2 years ago
We all need to rewatch the movie "The Gods are Crazy"
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Gandalf the Pink 2 years ago (edited)
There is a youtube video of a guy asking a Hadzabe hunter-gatherer camp in Tanzania deep questions. When asked what they are most afraid of they said "Lions, and angry elephants", when asked what the moon means, they said "Nothing, it's annoying when it's full and bright that makes hunting difficult". When asked what happens when we die they said "We put the dead in a cave. We think they go to the sun but who knows?" You gotta appreciate that practical and realistic attitude :D maybe if uncontacted people saw this dragon they'd just go "Nice"
Gandalf the Pink 2 years ago
The Hadzabe do not have any politicians or rulers, they make decisions by dicussing until everyone agrees. They have no social hierarchies, men and women are seen as equal and are given the same privileges, while elders get a just a little more humble respect. Everyone helps raise the children. If there is a big disagreement one of them will voluntarily join another camp to settle the conflict. Maybe there is a reason rarely contacted or uncontacted people want to stay that way, they seem to have got a lot of things right and we outsiders come there with our greed and social ladder nonsense and we claim to be rich and learned. Must look pretty stupid to be honest.
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Sarah Kathrin Matsoukis 2 years ago
I remember when such a tribe attacked a helicopter with speers, I was impressed.
AlienBarbu 2 years ago
imagine someone with their drones go back in time, in the stone age or something and start making a dragon and fly over the tribe. Since they have no knowledge of technology, they will try and make up a story to explain the existence of that magical flying dragon.
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Giraffy Window 2 years ago (edited)
Yep! Family vacations with a large family filled with more children 10 and under than you yourself brought or would ever dream of bringing anywhere. On a plane to Florida. One toddler is an escape artist who stacks and climbs stuff to open deadbolts at the rental and just... leaves for a walk in the neighbourhood in nothing but her diaper and her great auntie's biker vest. Brought back by strangers. Proceeds to attempt escape again when she thinks we aren't looking... maybe she was on to something... anyway, kids like her are why toddler harnesses are never child abuse.
Load More Replies... Deborah B 2 years ago
That's camping. You "get away from it all" and then realise how much you love your mattress, wifi, electricity, central heating/air, flush toilets, refrigeration, and showers.
Xitxarel•lo Panda 2 years ago
Upvote, but I have to disagree on this one. More of my bests times when I was young , was camping with my friends in the woods. And I miss it a lot and if I could do now, not enough time, I will
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WindySwede 2 years ago
but if you do something even worse, your job will seem like a vacation?
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Nah. I'll stick to the status quo - I have no desire to visit my family.
Der Kommissar 2 years ago (edited)
This only works if your cramped squalid apartment is nicer than the shittty hotel room in Jalalabad.
YPulse pointed out that meme generators used to be mostly full of images containing a single character in a colorful background. But as the times change, so do the trends of the entertaining, captioned images. Nowadays, it’s screenshots of people commenting their reactions to something or posts on platforms, such as X (formerly Twitter), that seem to take the lead.
#18
HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
Imagine walking on these at 3 in the morning, holding a cup of water that is too full
Bob Brooce 2 years ago
Despite my complete confidence that there's a nearly infinite supply of stupidity I'm wildly skeptical that this is the finished stairs. At the very least it violates the International Residential Code for multiple reasons, and I can't imagine any sensible code that would allow it. That means it would never pass inspection in much or all of the developed world.
AnkleByter 2 years ago
They aren't finished, lol, it's a house under construction. Every time it gets posted somewhere online someone, somewhere, goes ballistic over it though. It's funny to watch people argue about it, lmao.
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Sugar Shack 2 years ago
I've seen this multiple times. It is not finished. Wood (or some other material) steps attach to these. It's only halfway done.
Gustav Gallifrey 2 years ago
Don't fret, these steps are probably just to show your cool architectural taste, and don't go from/to anywhere.
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#20
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago
Jesus knew cars. He just kept it quiet. "I do not speak of my own accord."
Astrophile 2 years ago
“Deuteronomy 16:10, And thou shalt keep the feast of weeks unto the lord thy God with a Tribute.” He had a Mazda too!
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BoredPossum 2 years ago
It's not specified that they mean steering wheel. The wheel itself is older. Maybe he helps them carry parts for a chariot.
VioletHunter 2 years ago
Chariots don't have wheels either. He needs to take over the reigns instead.
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Philly Bob Squires 2 years ago
There is no biblical evidence that Jesus even knew how to parallel park. Letting him take the wheel seems a bit irresponsible.
Eric Williams 2 years ago
https://allthatsinteresting.com/what-did-jesus-look-like Jesus-6562...5d824b.jpg 
According to YPulse, as much as 75% of those aged 13 to 36 share memes regularly nowadays, and most do it using social media. But no matter the age or the frequency of the action, by sharing memes, people not only help keep the meme advertising businesses going, but add to the creation of folklore, too.
It might come as a surprise, as folklore is typically something that’s associated with quilting or apocryphal stories, as folklorist Lynne S. McNeill points out in her TED Talk. However, in reality, folklore studies relate to the things the majority of people can do or are interested in.
“We can’t all paint like Van Gogh or Monet, but we can all manage a pretty decent stick figure or come up with some good bathroom graffiti,” the folklorist said, adding that that’s the folk culture side of things right there. “The types of artistic, expressive cultural production that everyone is capable of engaging in,” she explained.
#21
Elizabeth Patrick 2 years ago
I’m a Sahm and I do this because I “feel” like I get some alone time, but I’m a b***h the next day because I’m tired.
SarahFenola 2 years ago
If I don't go to sleep in the next 22 minutes. This will be me ... if I sleep now, it'll be 4 hours and 21 minutes sleep by the time I'm done typing.
Sara Wilson 2 years ago
And then complain how u r tired all day, only to be wide awake at night to repeat!
#22
Lemme get the lemons 2 years ago
They missed out the part where they go "I've been gambling for 44 years despite what my family wants. Thanks, but I'd know what an addiction was if I had one" or something like that
Andy Frobig 2 years ago
I think it was more like "I've been gambling every day for 20 years, I'm not addicted yet so it ain't gonna happen now"
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I'm surprised gambling is something someone would proudly announce. He's essentially announcing he's about to lose money. It's fine if you want to go for the experience, but it seems like he expects to leave with a positive outcome, which is unlikely.
Huddo's sister 2 years ago
Australia has just updated their laws around gambolling and one of the things they have legislated is that all gambolling ads have a line at the end to discourage it. Examples are 'Imagine what you could be spend it on instead' and 'Chances are, you are going to lose'. I think we need more restrictions but it a step in the right direction.
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Gustav Gallifrey 2 years ago (edited)
I think that this meme has done the required tour of 150 appearances for BP, and can now be put out to a well-earned retirement.
Appalachian Panda 2 years ago
Nope. I googled the name and he's a professional sports betting guy. He makes $$$ from other gambling addicts on the internet paying for his advice.
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Joe Publique 2 years ago
I just gambled away my house and savings, but I don’t have a problem because any fool knows that a random event is less likely or more likely to happen based on the outcome of a previous random event. It’s just been red 6 times in a row, so next time MUST be black…right? (or some-such nonsense)...
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Isaac Harvey 2 years ago
So is she 90 years old? What about 45-year-old moms? What would they look like?
McNeill suggested that the internet has been described as the world’s largest unintentional folklore archive. She pointed out that all of the lame jokes we share, the slang we use, or the rumors that are floating around “are shared in a venue where the act of sharing it turns it into documented cultural data.”
That’s why by taking a picture, “slopping some text” on it, and posting it on Facebook, as the folklorist suggests, we all get to take part in creating the folklore of the current society. Just like meme pages with millions of followers do.
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Gwen Smith 2 years ago
Breast fed babies are theoretically smarter than bottle fed babies. The OP is saying she breast fed her son and he was an idiot anyway because he got a face tattoo.
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Alecto76 2 years ago
My co-worker gave me a medieval cat coffee table book. It goes great with my bad taxidermy book. I should have guests over.
My O My 2 years ago
Am I allowed to come over? I'll bring some freshly made shortbread
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Ken Beattie 2 years ago
I feel like top right and bottom right are meant to be maltese terriers (or a similar breed). If they're meant to be cats then yikes.
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Roué le Jour 2 years ago
The control circuit for the animatronic was finely tuned to the weight of the T Rex. During the rain scene it got wet which made it heavier and caused it to shake, so a gopher had to towel it off between takes.
Laughing Orc (he / him / orc) 2 years ago
They should get humans to do it. Gophers can't hold towels very well.
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago
Been there, done that, got the grey T-shirt. SO not worth it.
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sbj 2 years ago
I think taking to a swing can make your problems go away for a little time at least
Dawnieangel76 2 years ago
People ask me why, at my age (47), i still wear shorts under my dresses or skirts. It's because of this. The possibility I may need to swing, slide, or use the monkey bars to help my stupid mental health.
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Bloody Mary (she/her) 2 years ago
When you realize that by the time you’re old enough to actually buy a house, houses that are in the hundred thousand range now will be in the millions but you really can’t do anything about it because you’re just an ‘incompetent child.’
Emily Tennant-Sheen 2 years ago
Except I was 7 in 2008, I was born in 2001
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Nonna_SoF 2 years ago (edited)
Oh, so you're what a kindergatener? Do your parents know you're on the internet? /s
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Ephemeral Mochi 2 years ago
God damn it I should've been buying a house instead of being a literal infant >:(
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TotallyNOTAFox 2 years ago
We in Germany say "Eat up and the sun will shine tomorrow" - And look where that brought us, a lot of fat kids and droughts
J9 2 years ago
Yip even us kids in Africa were told to finish everything on your plate, cause there are starving children in Africa 🫣
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 years ago
Now, that's funny. You all's parents couldn't pick a different continent?
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My mother was not thrilled with the suggestion that we send the food to the starving children in Africa.
Maggie Fulton 2 years ago
My mom tried this and I told her to send the food to the starving children. Didn’t work.
censorshipsucks 2 years ago
I tell people to finish their alcohol becasue there are people in Africa who are not drunk.
Celtic Pirate Queen 2 years ago
My Dad knocked me out of my chair when I said, "Fine. Send this c**p to the starving children. I'm not going to eat it." I think I was about 8.
April Pickett 2 years ago
It was liver for me, and not for Africa, it was for all the starving children in east Asia.
Sara Wilson 2 years ago
Always told my mom to ship my food there for those starving kids, since I was done with it. That never happened, strangely....
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Trophy Husband 2 years ago
Yes, but the problem is I have no control over what I do, I rarely remember them when I wake up, and the things I achieved disappear when I wake up too!
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Caroline Overill 2 years ago
For that caption to work surely his hands should be under the bedclothes. (Ooo ain I bad!)
Javelina Poppers 2 years ago
Remember all those naps you fought to avoid when you were little?
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Astrophile 2 years ago (edited)
It’s the Volkswa Genitalia! Gotta love the VAG
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BoredPossum 2 years ago
To be fair, it probably doesn't mean anything dirty in Italian. Imagine how many English words there must be that sounds dirty to other people in their language.
Giulia Fortunati 2 years ago
In Italian we say "genitali", so still dirty-ish...
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With that handle I see something in the logo that I never noticed before. Taint sighting
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Julie Cohn 2 years ago
Don't forget to wear the one casual tshirt you've kept since college, no makeup, & hair a mess to look like you're just one of us regular folk
DumYum 2 years ago
Everyone playing ukulele should be sorry. Just kidding, I play ukulele.
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Pink Princess 2 years ago
I'm pretty sure drew barrymore is on the left, then mila kunis and ashton kutcher on the right
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Wilfredo 2 years ago
And the 12$ cup of morbidely sweet brown donkey urine culture either
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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 2 years ago (edited)
Got a bad vibe from this one so I googled the OP, his name is right there. Turns out he's some douchy tech bro from Silicon Valley. In case you wanted context for this BS.
Thatkamloopsguy 2 years ago
I never feel guilty about not tipping someone for just doing their job. I work retail.
Anony Mouse 2 years ago
I can’t tell you how we all love when the comment section turns into yet another discussion about tipping culture. It’s always so fun to re-read about.
BrownTabby 2 years ago (edited)
Or businesses that want to make money off coffee could stop taking the p**s ✨
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If you are dumb enough to pay $12 for a cup of coffee you should leave a $200 tip.
Gustav Gallifrey 2 years ago
The oddest thing about the tipping culture is that it's the employers who say things like 'sure, we could pay our staff a higher wage, but do you really want to pay $25 for a hamburger?'. Then they charge you, say $16 for a decent burger and fries etc, but, you're supposed to 'tip' at least 25% on that, so your burger etc. now costs you $20, and any tip higher than that can easily bring it to $25 or more, so, guess what, YOU'RE ALREADY PAYING what it would cost to give the employee a decent wage.
VioletHunter 2 years ago
If I walked into a coffee shop and they demanded I pay in American dollars I would be very confused. Never mind asking for exorbitant tips.
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Marvin HeartofGold (she/them) 2 years ago
HAHAHA my husband had a cold last week. He comes up to me on day 2 and says I need to take him to urgent care right away. Concerned, I asked what's wrong. He says he has pneumonia. I ask how he knows because I can clearly tell that he does not. He tells me he googled his symptoms. I tell him he does not have pneumonia and I have to get to work. He swears he can't make it the 1 mile driving himself. Honey, I say, you followed me all around the house while I'm getting ready to leave to tell me this. You can drive 1 mile but I promise you don't have pneumonia. When he texted me a few hours after going he tells me he has a cold.
Paul Gerrard 2 years ago (edited)
Has can still eat though. Mums spaghetti.but he chucks on his sweater
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Stephanie Barr 2 years ago
In all fairness, much of his youth was spent as a hostage of a Turkish sultan. So, he got a late start
LauraDragonWench 2 years ago
Mom always told me I was a late-bloomer. Now that I've got a role model in good ol' Vlad, I feel much better!
3 Trash Pandas (She/They) 2 years ago
Vlad the Impaler was the one (1) thing my 7th grade Geography teacher actually got up and taught in front of the class himself. It is also the only thing I remember from that class.
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Panda Dressed as a Capybara ;) 2 years ago
*doesn't wear makeup* Are you tired?
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Otherwise read as: "Let me just devalue your thoughts and feelings real quick".
John Dilligaf 2 years ago
This does work. Because her absolutely murdering you and then chopping the body into small bits for easier disposal will have a cathartic effect and calm her a bit.
Yvonne Blau 2 years ago
This is actually the worst of them all, at least in my book o_O
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Hello_my_name_is_Genevieve 2 years ago
'You know, anger is an emotion which'll go away in 20 minutes if you breathe calmly.'
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Donald 2 years ago (edited)
The US and Assuie are kinda like half siblings, we don't really see eye to eye but we still love each other because we have the same mom.
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LauraDragonWench 2 years ago (edited)
Ohio, North Carolina, South Carolina, West Virginia...hell, this could be from anywhere in the entire Appalachian range. Speaking as a southern woman.
Rayne OfSalt 2 years ago
It's Australia. You can tell by the Great Northern beer bottle.
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Kathrin Pukowsky 2 years ago
A woman trying to find her place in a world in which all but one person failed her.
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Temporary Dork 2 years ago (edited)
AIDS https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/forrest-gump-sequel-never-o-j-oklahoma-city-192839355.html
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Paddling Panda 2 years ago
And flatten it. And hit it with sticks instead of feet.
Load More Replies... General Anaesthesia 2 years ago
6. Start a fight and a game will break out. [* hockey for those unfamiliar ]
Ryan Smith 2 years ago
Keep in mind, "hockey" outside of North America means "field hockey."
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This "fix" is, without question, the most brilliant idea I have ever heard
Joe Reaves 2 years ago
Have you seen how football players drop like they've been shot without being touched? They would not survive a hockey game.
Vortiporius 2 years ago
Sometimes it's adjusting their running in anticipation of being tackled trying to avoid the tackle whilst running at top speed, they twist their ankle and fall over. It is quite painful.
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Disgruntled Pelican 2 years ago
It was originally called soccer. That’s how it was introduced to us. People in the UK also used that term until about 40 years ago when they dropped it altogether because they wanted to be different than the Americans. Besides we (both the U.S. and Canada) already have a game called football (which is called that because it had the same origins, like rugby football), that was created well before everyone else stopped saying soccer. So, we’ll keep calling it by the original name and you can just get over it and live your own life, ok?
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Sounds like the 5-a-side football league I’m currently stood at freezing my bum off waiting for my son to finish his game.
R Adams 2 years ago
Same for the game i watched my niece play this morning lol
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I don't know much about the offside rule, other than that it involves the sea salt.
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HelluvaHedgehogAlien 2 years ago
… Some escape rooms have that? And you can run while being chased by zombies!
XenoMurph 2 years ago
But, you PAY for the escape room, it's the opposite of a heist.
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Chelsea McKee 2 years ago
This sounds like fun, maybe have some lasers to avoid. I can do without the police chase though. 👀
April Pickett 2 years ago (edited)
No, no, no, the fear of incarceration is a must. If you succeed. fine, if you don't then you're going to jail. It has to have a real ending.
Frazzled Mama 2 years ago
This is the premise of the movie The Man Who Knew Too Little with Bill Murray. Comedic gold.
Ken Beattie 2 years ago
The problem would be in the size of the area needed and the time required to play. A good heist needs planning so it makes it hard to be an experience you can have in just a couple hours. Similarly, a good heist involved breaking into the vault unnoticed, not just walking in with guns and saying "gimme all your money". So that'd be hard to simulate.
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Heather Murphy 2 years ago
He was not a virgin. He had a live in boyfriend for years. We just don't talk about it.
Bremusa4u 2 years ago
Well then he's already gotten laid and have 5 children or so 😂
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Agent of Karma 2 years ago
Did he confess that on his death bed? Because I don't see how you can know that.
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Ken Beattie 2 years ago
Makes sense, Prince Charming was meant to be he stereotypical "handsome prince".
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White Sauce Hot Sauce 2 years ago (edited)
Only American social media companies are allowed to spy on me.
MontanaMariner 2 years ago
I live in Montana, and our dumbass elected officials are trying to ban Tiktok. Great waste of tax dollars Gianforte.
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Andy Frobig 2 years ago
Yeah man, Graham and Neil won't talk to me anymore. I guess I wouldn't either
Joe Publique 2 years ago
How do you get a bass player off of your porch? ................................Pay for your pizza.
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AnkleByter 2 years ago
Sleepytime Extra, lmao. I have that same design on a t-shirt.
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Disgruntled Pelican 2 years ago
Are you talking about the Halloween decoration? That’s only spider I see. Is there a real one in the pic?
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Gen X Feral 2 years ago
I'm too busy being sad af for that poor orangutan 😢 They're so amazing
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Awesome At Being Autistic 2 years ago
Legit. My neighbors took down their Halloween decorations on 1 November, and put up their Christmas decorations that same day.
Alan Jay Weiner 2 years ago
My wife heard Christmas music at an airport *before Halloween*
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Ece Cenker 2 years ago
Flowery ceramic wall tile background for goth. Very fitting, very fitting.
Violet Smith 2 years ago
That's better than those hateful people who would leave those ugly 1990s icicle lights up ALL YEAR. WE HAVE EYES, PEOPLE.
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The Original Bruno 2 years ago
When you actually pay attention to the lyrics of Imagine and look at Lennon's lifestyle, you realize that John Lennon was pretty much a North Korean dictator.
Apatheist Account2 2 years ago
It was the 1970s. Clothing was all awful then, with the exception of Agnetha Fältskog's jumpsuit.
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VioletHunter 2 years ago
This is what you get for having a public account and friending your GRANDMA.
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Emily 2 years ago
Wear it to the office, go shopping in it, go on a first date - such a nice outfit doesn't need to wait for a party. Normalise full body Flip Flops as everyday attire!
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Caffeinated Hedgehog 2 years ago
Still the same as the gen 1 pokemons, but now they're all poisonous
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Papa 2 years ago
I have my doubts. It can't be Texas because there's no armadillo, or Louisiana because there's no nutria. Oklahoma, maybe?
The Original Bruno 2 years ago (edited)
This could be Manhattan. Where's the Texan stuff, like armadillos and scorpions and cougars?
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The Original Bruno 2 years ago
Not meaning to pick on you, but I love "iQ." That should be the name if Apple ever sells an AI product.
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Spannermonkey 2 years ago
It gives me pleasure that the creator of this image has correlated stupidity with faith.
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Just another idiot 2 years ago
I would not want to be that close to a hippo. I think they're very dangerous animals. Don't they kill more people in Africa than any other animal?
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Bob Brooce 2 years ago
Only the ones that die young(ish). At some point the ones that live raise the bed at least a foot so it doesn't take 5 minutes to be standing next to the bed.
BrownTabby 2 years ago
As long as no one expects me to live like that, idgaf. I worry more about the number of poor kids who have to live like that. :(
Moosy Girl 2 years ago
I know right, you need a woman to tell you to get rid of the carpet and put in sparkly vinyl, fancier AND easier to clean. :p
Jared Robinson 2 years ago
Yeah cause that is literally all you need. ANythnig else is just clutter. I get claustrophobic when Im surrounded by stuff.
The Original Bruno 2 years ago
Fun fact: beds on bedframes was due to pest problems that are now relatively rare in most of the Western world.
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 2 years ago
Rami Malek is an AMAZINGLY talented actor, regardless of his secret kettle chip habit XD He also has a twin brother named Sami!
Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago
Flip McVicker! Most hilarious raging douchebag ever.
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Anya Foxx 2 years ago
Some sects of Amish are allowed to have limited access to cell phones for business or emergency purposes. Each group writes their own charters where I am from in middle Tennessee. My neighbors are Amish.
Michael Largey 2 years ago
The Amish craftsman who replaced all of our doors has a beautiful web site - which he's never seen.
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The Starsong Princess 2 years ago (edited)
A few years ago, I was in an Amish woman’s quilt store. She was alone and looking at a phone when we went in. She told us several times that the phone was for business only so it was allowed.. She was totally watching YouTube but I wasn’t going to rat her out.
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River Webb 2 years ago
Nah but you gotta take in account that he skips over the houses with poor kids
Remi (He/Him) 2 years ago
In Finland Santa visits early evening on the 24th so you can count out those houses from the number as well as all those who don't celebrate.
Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago
But there's houses with people who don't celebrate Christmas, as previously mentioned time zones but yea still impossible technically
Mustafa Kiziroğlu 2 years ago
I hope Matt got special education. Being over eleven and that joke suggests he needs.
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Diolla 2 years ago
I don't understand this hatred for cyclists. Maybe they're different where you guys live. In my town the majority of traffic movements is on bike. Lots of children and pensioners too. Would be a lot of work to hate all of them. But out bike lanes are nice and also mandatory so why would you put yourself in a dangerous car lane.
Giraffy Window 2 years ago (edited)
Except here, the bike lanes are also still legally allowed to be used for parking, deliveries, and garbage day... so...
VioletHunter 2 years ago
This is highly ironic coming from car drivers whose sole purpose seems to be to run over and kill any cyclist and pedestrian they see.
Mr. Nurse Man 2 years ago
Treated a cyclist for a fractured wrist and broken ribs last weekend because he didn’t stop for a red light and was hit by a UPS truck. He said “Cyclists aren’t restricted to the dumb laws that car brain people have to follow.”
Jinx (she/her) 2 years ago
we get joggers and they really do run right down the center of the lane. freaks me out because i'm scared that when i go around them, they will trip and fall right in front of my truck. because they don't really move over to let you pass
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LakotaWolf (she/her) 2 years ago (edited)
Ah! This one I know! :D Lycopene (a compound found in tomatoes) is a water-insoluble pigment (particle) that becomes trapped in the pores in the plastic. Thus no amount of dish soap/washing will remove its staining. You can remove the stains with a mild abrasive like a paste of baking soda. You can also put in some water, dish soap, and a paper towel into the container, put the lid on, and shake it vigorously. It sounds unbelievable, but it works. However, if you've MICROWAVED the plastic container with tomato sauce-based stuff in it, the stains might be permanent, as something something chemistry idk. XD
Nicola Roberts 2 years ago
This is officially the most useful thing I've learned today. Damn reheating that Bolognese! In case you were wondering it was a pale blue plastic container.
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Michael Fernandez 2 years ago
Most of those ducks actually die. By the time they make a good photo op, they’ve already ingested fatal amounts of oil trying to clean themselves.
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NapQueen 2 years ago
"I would like to be freed," - "We can't offer you that, but how about free pizza?"
Weirdo with Internet 2 years ago
You murdered 2 people John, ya'nt getting out. Have some pepperoni tho 🙃/j
Load More Replies... Dirk Daring 2 years ago
I'm going to word the other way around... "Wow, they're raising morale here at work the way that jails do."
Michael Largey 2 years ago
And in jail, there's no two-hour commute. (Come to think of it, in jail the word "commute" has an entirely different context.)
Lupita Nyong'heaux 2 years ago
cuz it's the same situation. work/prison, tomato/tomahto. same thing...
Marie Dahme 2 years ago
"Three hots and a Cot" that you aren't paying for rent or food like the rest of us....and it's on taxpayer dime ! Not too shabby...well, At least from the onset of things lol
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Phoebe Bean 2 years ago
El Chavo (del Ocho) is a Mexican television sitcom series created by Roberto Gómez Bolaños (Chespirito), produced by Televisa. It premiered on February 26, 1973 and ended on January 7, 1980 after 8 seasons and 290 episodes and aired across Latin America and Spain.
Jared Robinson 2 years ago
They are so stupid. Why did they wait until like just now to start filming this show has been on for like ten years now and they just don't want to work.
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Isabel Care 2 years ago
Escape room when my ex co workers/ managers realise I am in the room with them
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Realistic Optimist 2 years ago
Some people like being in their head. Depending on my mental/emotional state, I love being in my head.
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BrownTabby 2 years ago
The writers killed Jack to make you sad. Sorry y’all are still in denial, but that movie came out when I was 13 and I’m now 39. It’s time to move on.
Corvus 2 years ago
I remember people in movie theaters yelling "No, don't die, Leo!" at the time :D
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Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago (edited)
False. She was 17. The movie specifically has someone mention it.
Hippopotamuses 2 years ago
I thought it was established that there wasn't room. Only James Cameron knows for sure.
Julie S 2 years ago
I thought James Cameron did an experiment and found out that there was room on the door. He said if he made the film now he would make the door smaller.
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Rayne OfSalt 2 years ago
How do you know? She might have been the CEO of Exxon at some point.
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Cjo 2 years ago (edited)
This is just stupid. Not only wasn't it entirely her fault, and it wasn't entirely her generation's fault. It was many generations fault going back to at least the start of the industrial revolution and including all the ones to present day. Tell me how one would go from horse and plow to computers and other modern devices without it. Sure, people should have started changing sooner, but that is the nature of the life "lazy" and only change when forced to.
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SCamp 2 years ago
No, that’s how hard I pronounce the F in f*** when I step on a Lego barefoot at 2.37am
Giraffy Window 2 years ago (edited)
No, that's how hard I fight to say ANY words when I slam my pinky toe off the leg off the bed frame in the dark again.
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MongoMarcia 2 years ago
I used to round up until I realized the company is taking the tax credit for it. Making $ off our donations.
Jared Robinson 2 years ago
How about your billion dollar company rounds my purchase DOWN and you take the money you would have made and give it to charity,
Nikki D 2 years ago
I can't ever bring myself to ask anyone so I always buy the wrong kind! I also quit a doctor because their name was "wiwi". Wee-wee. I couldn't keep saying that at all.
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malleymac84_1 2 years ago
I don't even want to think about how much a 72 ounce steak would cost.
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David Paterson 2 years ago
It used to take just 15 minutes with pen and paper to fill out a tax form. Now on a mobile phone it just takes 5 minutes, plus the extra 2,500 minutes to get the internet working properly, download the correct apps and pass the security questions (including five phone calls to the taxation office put on hold).
Isabel Care 2 years ago
USA is backward in tax matters, and will jail people for not knowing what other any other country's employees don't need to know (coz employers pay the tax automatically)
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RabidChild 2 years ago
$9.65 shipping? Do they mail the Corona or is transporting Vin Diesel just really cheap?
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Charlie the Cat 2 years ago
But now I won't be able to not look at their feet, because you have brought attention to them.
Jared Robinson 2 years ago
Those two things have to be related. And apparently Ms boone needs to wear real shoes if it's that big of a distraction.
Marie BellaDonna 2 years ago
You mean like the girls in the class have to wear shirts with sleeves, so the boys aren't distracted by their bare shoulders? 🙄
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VioletHunter 2 years ago (edited)
The dying part is the least of it. Have idiots who make memes like that ever seen the horrible LIVING conditions in factory farming?
Bored Retsuko 2 years ago
I wish BP curated their pics more carefully. This one's just stupid and not funny.
Load More Replies... Verena 2 years ago
Nope. Go visit a production facility of the meat industry. It would be valuable customer information if live feeds of production stables, male/female selection stations and slaughterhouses would be shown at the meat section in supermarkets. I buy at the local farmer and know what he is doing and how.
Corvus 2 years ago
Most people would just shrug and not care much about it.
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Joshua 2 years ago
I believe the point being made here is that some vegans object to hunting. They fail to realize that without it deer population would reach a point where many would die of starvation due to lack of adequate resources to sustain the population. The irony being we are the ones also responsible for removing the predators that otherwise kept the population in check. A good example would be the reintroduction of wolves back into Yellowstone. It literally helped rebalance the ecosystem.
Marie Dahme 2 years ago
I watched videos of YouTube that documented life at a factory farm...while it has concerned me greatly the sanitary conditions that happen often where my food is processed...I haven't stopped eating meat. I just happen to be ocd about cleaning my meat. Even packaged meat.
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Nosirrow 2 years ago
He's senile. He should retire and not lead the country. Who knows who really makes the decisions. Old people are old and not fit for this kind of job.
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Mr. Nurse Man 2 years ago
Some of y’all need to chill out. It’s a meme…just laugh and keep scrolling.
Chihuahua Mama 2 years ago
There's so many jabs at Biden for being old but he had said before running that he was too old. This man was gaslit!
Ben 2 years ago
Joe is old, but he also rides still ride his bike. How many people can actually say that.
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Freya the Wanderer 2 years ago
Back to the subject - I know the feeling! And I'm sure a lot of other people do. That is one advantage writing has over talking, as well as why it's a good idea to have some notes when speaking.
Glenn Cuneo 2 years ago
And so one time Unka joe said it's time to play the magic snake game, rub the hair dogs went up the hill...
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The Starsong Princess 2 years ago
A large size cube? Luxury! When I started working, I had to sit in a cardboard box in the middle of the road. I used to dream of working in a cubicle!
Marie Dahme 2 years ago
This truly looks like my office I used to work at. I'm being singled Out and I'm not McLovin it.
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les 2 years ago
spanish people are also not mexican people. there is a pretty big clue in their countries names
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Der Kommissar 2 years ago
Spaniards are white, some just look darker due to the Moorish influence
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Realistic Optimist 2 years ago
Does he know that those aren't bike signals? You need to know how to read these hand signals for when other cars' turn signals aren't working.
Sugar Shack 2 years ago
If Mr Beef doesn't know what that means, get him tf off of the road :D
madbakes 2 years ago
This were even on my driver's license test, and I still remember them over 20 years later
Dilly Millandry 2 years ago
The one time a friend of mine did need to use them as her electrics in her car malfunctioned (so no indicators on the car worked) neither did her electric windows open! So no arm signalling out the window was possible.
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boredpandaki 2 years ago
when you take driving lessons you get to know this signs in case you flash lights are broken....
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