People misunderstand the "deep pocket" quote as meaning "generous". The full quote is "deep pockets and short arms", meaning "stingey". Won't reach the money in deep pockets with unwilling short arms.

I'm almost at that point... Happiness and being carefree, here I come LOL

Love the Harlan Ellison reference XD

4th wall beginning to crack a bit

Brave Little Toaster, anyone?

I love how Goku's holding him in the last panel. 😂

Awwww

Lore-accurate

😆😂😂🤣

Nah, that would still count as sexist for gaming journalists - *Cough* "Veilguard" sliders

Doesn't take much ...

Replacing CEOs with party members only made people poorer in recent history - Active CEOs becoming politicians do the same though

Timing is ironic.

Poor Bruce

Always tell the truth. But, maybe , not *all* of the truth ...

Ok that escalated quickly.....

Bad losers are still losers even if they get people to think they won

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I was invited to the midnight launch of the Nintendo 3DS and got there early, all excited. Two guys had also arrived early and we ended up sitting together outside. They had Paper Mario tattoos and spent the entire time going on about how much the 3DS was going to suck in the most dourly condescending manner ever, which was how I knew they were "real" gamers. They seemed nonplussed when I asked why they had even bothered to show up.