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I Know The C-Virus Is Scary, But Try Working With A 4 Year-Old Dressed Like Spiderman Perched On The Kitchen Table Behind You. Day 6

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khyati desai 4 years ago

Lol, this is awesome

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Y’all I’m Dying! This Is Ben’s Journal Entry From Monday About Our First “Home School” Day. That Last Sentence

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Kate S 4 years ago

Points for style

114points

Marvaree Bailey 4 years ago

Much more coherent than any trump speech

16points

Barbara Mackenzie 4 years ago

Very nice but he still needs English lessons. Not going well

3points

Hermione Granger 4 years ago

"And I'm telling you" precious!

13points

Lali 4 years ago

Your nick completes it all

5points

glowworm2 4 years ago

This one is great! Ben has great spelling and handwriting.

10points

Animal lover❤ 4 years ago

The student has become the teacher

8points

Miranda Panda 4 years ago

HA!! that will be mine too!!

5points

Ginny Weasley 4 years ago

"homed school"

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Katie Crowden 4 years ago

the letter is cofferedis

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Funny_kid 4 years ago

A+

2points

Holly Molly 4 years ago

This sounds more worrying than the virus outside.

2points

Richard Bolger 4 years ago

Ahh, the joys of parenthood. Everybody should try it ar least once.😖😖

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loading... 4 years ago

Why was the mum reading his diary tho?

2points

Lorrie Finley 4 years ago

Not a "diary". It's a school journal. Lots of schools have kids keep them to help gauge how their doing/coping.

4points

Lucy Bell 4 years ago

LOL - Love this! I hope his mom will show this to his teacher when she gets a chance.

2points

London Williams 4 years ago

that is funny

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Gracie Dodds '26 4 years ago (edited)

AND IM TELLING YOU IT IS NOT GOING GOOD. Lol we’re all thinking that!

1point

Don Flynn 4 years ago

wow

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Phillipa Rutter 4 years ago

Hmmm, perhaps start with an English grammar lesson?

1point

Lily Bussan 4 years ago

Same im also homeschooling

1point

Junebug04 4 years ago

Kid knows how to deliver a point lol

1point

Maggie Collins 4 years ago

great writing

1point

Slune 4 years ago

It's essential like President Trump's tweeds.

1point

Paige Garberding 4 years ago

This is concerning. He's home schooled so may be somewhat isolated from people who would watch out for them.

1point

jevais 4 years ago

Why (going good) instead of GOING WELL ? WHY DO USA PEAPLE SAY I'm good instead I'm doing fine or I alright ? Yes I relise that's a Child that wrote the texte ! I I'm Just asking.

1point

jevais 4 years ago

So sorry about the spelling, The notebook is set in different Europeans langages., hence the strange spelling.

1point

Sandra Besser 4 years ago

Haha

1point

Peggy McGlone Duncan 4 years ago

Way too funny! I remember things my kids would say. And my youngest is now 29! Some things never change!

1point

Jennifer Foster 4 years ago

Hahahaha I love this one! Hilarious!

1point

Kristin Webb 4 years ago

Still chuckling! Ben, is a very smart and intuitive kid! ;) ^_^

1point

Amanda Hartley 4 years ago

LMAO !!!

1point

Ian McSkimming 4 years ago

So, imagine working with 30 ‘Bens’, every class. Ford and Lecce need to see this. I get to enjoy the humour. They need to use it as a primer to figure out a few things re: schooly stuff and numbers.

1point

Abigail Kreiss 4 years ago

Wonderful grammar skills!

1point

Teresa Groth 4 years ago

So cute and funny!

1point

Bruce Kunde 4 years ago

Mommy drinking her "Juice"

1point

Michael Dworkin-Robertson 4 years ago

keep this! i'd even frame it!

1point

Vickie Armontrout 4 years ago

I.love.this!!

1point

Sheila Annie Florence Smith 4 years ago

And this was day 1?!? Good luck going forward 😅😅

1point

Ashley Wright 4 years ago

❤️ this kid

1point

Janie Bryant 4 years ago

Lol poor Ben 😂😂😂😂

1point

Jeff Diamond 4 years ago

She's a mess, teacher.

1point

Dea Janosh 4 years ago

1point

Lily Rogers 4 years ago

1 more point for the peng handwriting

1point

Wayne Linder 4 years ago

being repeated all over america

1point

Author SJ Baily 4 years ago

I think I love Ben.

1point

Kathy Shann 4 years ago

Smart kid

1point

andrea adara DiMarco 4 years ago

haha awsome

1point

Shanti 4 years ago

Neither is the grammar!

1point

Patty Leaton 4 years ago

his writing is tidy

1point

Azalea Alt 4 years ago

The kids noticing moms stressed out. Mom needs a chill pill lol.

1point

tatianna vela 4 years ago

omg i love it

1point

Mireya M 4 years ago

Kid just wrote a poem. Make it famous

1point

Sergio Serg 4 years ago

Ben is 16

1point

Anna roberts 4 years ago

At least the kid understands his mom!!!

1point

Bernadette Concannon 4 years ago

Think every teacher will get massive present s at xmas and bet no one but no one kid will be late first day school reopens😂😂😂😂

1point

Steve Barker 4 years ago

We're here for ya Benji!

1point

Maggie Pickett 4 years ago

Well not good !!!

1point

David Wong 4 years ago

Sounds like the president.

1point

Gabrielle Albert 4 years ago

Mom: math is math!!

1point

Tina West 4 years ago

Lol

1point

PandaLover 4 years ago

If this was a song I would call it "Stressed Kid, Stressed Mom"

1point

Donna Reynolds 4 years ago

Kid has mad writing skills.

1point

Avery S Alberico 4 years ago

Amazing poem! XD

1point

Leanne Hailes 2 years ago

Yep. Sounds about right.

0points

the.leblanc.family@verizon.net 4 years ago

It starts with a topic sentence, is followed by three sentences with details to explain the topic sentence, and it ends with a conclusion sentence. He knows the basics for how to write a well constructed paragraph.

0points

Sophie Foster 4 years ago

VIOLATION OF PRIVACY 😅

0points

Robert Roser 4 years ago

first lesson is to explain "not going well"

0points

Deeno 4 years ago

Bwaahaahaa😂

0points

Arthur Valente 4 years ago

Poor kid. God help him.

0points

Wanda Hobbs 4 years ago

Thoughts and prayers for Ben and Mom 😁!

0points

Cheryl Swiatko 4 years ago

My absolute favorite!!!

0points

Swee Lip Quek 4 years ago

Left out apostrophes & "good" instead of "well"..

0points

Ryan Baker 4 years ago

It really ain't, Ben...

0points

Victoria Valenzuela 4 years ago

Your child seems overly concerned with Mom,, sad!

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Kanga9ine 4 years ago

Ben-just tell mom she doesn't have to decipher and grade 25 papers for each subject or figure out why out of 300 pencils, only two survived the biting off ritual of their erasers. And those two barely made it out in time.

-2points

Kanga9ine 4 years ago

Go easy on mom. Tell her she should be grateful she's not teaching 24 plus you. After she had a chance to calm down. And she doesn't have to grade

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Generic Martian 4 years ago

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You're trying to finish your report right before the deadline, but your kid is running around pretending to be a superhero. Or you want to sit down and watch some TV, but that's the moment you realize that your toddler broke it. Ah, the wonders of raising kids! It's a challenge, but there are things you can do so you can focus on your work.

For instance, Allyssa McCabe, a psychology professor at the University of Massachusetts, told The Atlantic that it's easier to keep kids busy during the workday without supervision the older they are. But for those readers out there who have young kids, don't panic just yet!

“For young children, independent play is tough. They really need social interaction. Parents will be tempted to hand over an iPhone or iPad or the like. This is understandable, but parents should also know that the younger the child, the worse this is for their language and cognitive development.”

Maybe I Shouldn’t Have Outsourced My Home-Schooling

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glowworm2 4 years ago

Wait until he starts teaching them how to drink out of the toilet!

318points

Day 12

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Kate S 4 years ago

Keeping it real

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It's A Trap

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Xavier Wescott 4 years ago

lol :)

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Instead of making your kid sit surrounded with electronic devices all day long, it's best to go for something that will actually help with their development. Give them art supplies or Play-Doh to get them creating!

Meanwhile, Michelle Martin, a professor at the University of Washington's Informations School and the founder of a children's summer literacy program, recommended that parents play their kids some audiobooks.

You'll be able to focus on work and your child will be engaged and learning. And the best part? While your kid's listening to Harry Potter, you can sneakily listen in, too, when you're taking a break. Now that's a win-win situation if we've ever seen one!

Day 10 Of Quarantine. I Think My Kid Is Up To Something

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glowworm2 4 years ago

Just summoning her imaginary friend!

190points

Tolerance

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Vicky 4 years ago

Same here

57points

"Daaaad, We're Bored!" (Day 1 Of Lockdown) "Ummm Ok, Strip This Laptop Down, And This Desktop, And Then Rebuild Them"

My god it's the most peace and quiet I've had all week!

tardiusmaximus Report

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sh 4 years ago

STEM for the win.

140points

#10

Came Across This On My Morning Walk

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FF Bougnat 4 years ago

Freaking! Looks like horror movie...

84points

#11

Working From Home As A Parent

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Carol Emory 4 years ago

Seen this 3 times already..this is getting old.

12points

#12

The New Office View

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-= Mila =- 4 years ago

Barricade the door!

102points

#13

My Son Discovered That I'm Not Really At Work, But Am Working From Home

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Zoe's Mom 4 years ago

'Here's Johnny"

178points

#14

My Kiddo Cut His Hair Yesterday, Then Agreed To Let Me Have A Little Fun With It Before We Fixed It

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Max Han 4 years ago

He looks like a junior professor

123points

#15

The Children Are Home From School For Two Weeks. Send Help

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Kate S 4 years ago

I know I'm not supposed to claw the little humans, but desperate times....

173points

#16

Schools And Sports Are Cancelled. Social Distancing. I Have Three Kids. Our Cozy Fort

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ƒιѕн 4 years ago

Forts.Are.Awesome.

155points

#17

Isolation's Going Well

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JessG 4 years ago

Where were you that this was going on for so long?!?

151points

#18

Using My Tears To Clean The Crusted Green Paint Speckled All Over Our House

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-= Mila =- 4 years ago

Nickelodeon!

133points

#19

Working From Home

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glowworm2 4 years ago

This one is awesome. Chill dad!

111points

#20

Day 2 Of 6 Week Break And My Kid Already Broke Our TV

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Lisa loves cats 4 years ago

whelp on to the board games

107points

#21

Tired Of Your Kids Barging In While You Try To Get Some Work Done At Home? Underwear On The Doorknob Works Wonders

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Carol Emory 4 years ago

Especially if they've been worn already and come complete with skid mark.

111points

#22

I Run A DnD Campaign For My 5-Year-Old And 3-Year-Old. Here Is Our Health And Initiative Tracker

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Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 4 years ago

Awesome!

74points

#23

We Went From “Home-Schooling” To A Roller Skating Party Real Quick

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Kate S 4 years ago

Physical education is important too

124points

#24

I'm Regretting Panic Buying $100 Worth Of LEGO's To End Up With My Children Ignoring Them And Instead Playing With A Cardboard Box And A Can Lid For The Last 2 Hours

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Jim Kang 4 years ago

Love the creativity.

79points

#25

I Guess That's How People Will Go Bankrupt

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sh 4 years ago

This is why I can't procreate... I have no patience for this type of thing.

267points

#26

Work From Home

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Ryan Baker 4 years ago

The best thing is the dad (I assume) is fine with the kid texting his boss random letters, numbers, and emojis, so it ends up like:

93points

#27

Day 2 Working From Home With This Little Terror

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slackjack 4 years ago

How could such an angelic face be such a terror?

86points

#28

While The World Is Fighting Over Toilet Paper, My Toddler Is Giving Ours A Bath

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khyati desai 4 years ago

Nooooo

82points

#29

Break Time. Homeschooling

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Soggy Crumpet 4 years ago

Looks like yard time when you are in jail

207points

Day 7 Of Quarantine. Wearing Minnie Mouse Ears Whilst Bench Pressing Kids

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REDNEKNATION 4 years ago

awesome dad right their. wish my dad was that fun

43points

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So, My Daughter Did A Magic Trick With Our Last TP Roll

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-= Mila =- 4 years ago

I can make you cry! Tada!

32points

#32

Wife And Kids Have Been Bonding Over Art During The Quarantine

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-= Mila =- 4 years ago

Ouch

12points

#33

Quarantine Day 3: This Is Fine. We Are Fine

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-= Mila =- 4 years ago

This scared me.

11points

#34

The Kids Are All Home, Need To Home-School For The New Economy

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Hermione Granger 4 years ago

Lol snitches get stitches

16points

#35

Spent The Day Teaching My Son About The Importance Of Social Distancing. Mixed Results So Far If I’m Honest

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The Original Foxxy Has Herpes 4 years ago

You're outside and doing great.

14points

#36

My 5 Year Olds Teacher Asked Us To Take Pictures Of Our Kids With One Word That Expresses Their Feelings During This Time

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-= Mila =- 4 years ago

Smart child!

11points

#37

My Wife Is Handling The Kids Being Home From School Like A Champ

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Linda Roy 4 years ago

Nothing wrong whatsoever here. Not one thing. 😂

7points

Our Daughter Showed Us The Reason Why People Are Hoarding Toilet Paper. In A Pinch, You Can Always Eat It

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The Original Foxxy Has Herpes 4 years ago

That kid has great hair.

12points

#39

Quarantine Day 6

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Hermione Granger 4 years ago

Her face lol

20points

#40

So Home Schooling Is Going Well

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Kate S 4 years ago

Art - another important part of children's education

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#41

9 Year-Old Homeschooling Day 1. He Was Supposed To Write A Story. Apostrophes Are Important. Weed vs. We’d. Homeschool Fail

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REDNEKNATION 4 years ago

kids got his priority's straight

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#42

Looks Fun. For Them

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Lubos Cernak 4 years ago

Don't get on the floor, you will die. It's a lava.

15points

#43

We Had One Roll Left. Kids

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The Original Foxxy Has Herpes 4 years ago

Maybe the kid was trying to cover up an epic dump.

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Cori 4 years ago

I'm currently living with toddler #2, and I learned a valuable lesson with toddler #1. If you want to keep your toilet paper safe, DON'T put it on the holder. Put it on a shelf where they can't reach it. Also, if the bathtub has water in it, I am IN the bathroom WITH my children. No one is drowning on my watch. Not the children or the toilet paper.

80points

Spikey Bunny 4 years ago

Excellent reminder!!! Parents need to be careful all the time. A child can drown in only 2 inches of water! Never leave a child unattended!

24points

Ivana 4 years ago

Okay, I am not understanding why people have paint left out and how children are all tossing toilet paper into water. I have never seen children just throw toilet paper into bathtubs. Is this all just staged? What is with all of the god damn paint? Why?

48points

Roy Spaan 4 years ago

How are they FINDING the paint and more importantly: how are they getting it OPEN. Even I struggle with those and I know which tools to use and how...

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Claire Armstrong 4 years ago

Don't know about putting toilet paper in the bath but when my son was about 3 he went through a phase of putting loads of toilet paper in the toilet! I had to go and buy one of those things to unblock my toilet, it happened more than once! The full roll of toilet paper down the toilet is definitely a real thing, trust me! And that was at a time when toilet paper wasn't endangered lol

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AnnSmithJones 4 years ago

It has to be. Because why are you leaving a child young enough to throw toilet paper in the tub alone in a bathroom with a tub full of water? And paint cans are very difficult to open. I'm guessing they're staged for CLICKS and LIKES. Such vacuous attention seekers.

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Greg Rich 4 years ago

I was thinking the same thing!! My kids would have to get ladders and assistance to get to the house paint. Kiddie paint now thats a different story.

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Yesica1993 4 years ago

I'm sure a lot of it is staged. But it's amusing!

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Carol Emory 4 years ago

What I see is a lot of bored kids and a lot of parents that should have been hoarding games and movies as opposed to TP.....

23points

Soggy Crumpet 4 years ago

While I mostly agree with this, kids will inevitably pay attention to the same things the parents are focused on. If parents are obsessed over toilet paper the kids will gravitate towards it.

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Foxxy Opinion 4 years ago

I wonder if parents will appreciate teachers more after this?

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Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 4 years ago

I 10000% appreciate my kids teachers more now. I even emailed them and told them that after the first day home. Yesterday they even had a small parade and in about a line of 6 of their cars drive around the neighborhood and three candy and bags of chips to the kids in the neighborhood like Mardi gras and was honking.

4points

AnnSmithJones 4 years ago

Teachers = babysitters? Somehow teachers can watch 25 kids and work a full time job but parents with 1-3 kids act like they don't know what to do with their own children. Sad.

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Original Foxxy Slurps Horse Semen 4 years ago

Doubtful. This is a phase. It will pass.

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The Original Foxxy Has Herpes 4 years ago

Nope.

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Alan Green 4 years ago

I have zero tolerance, hence zero children.

10points

James 4 years ago

These are great! Glad these folks can own laugh at themselves and their situations! Also...Unless you’ve walked in another person’s shoes, it’s impossible to know what it’s really like. The hard part isn’t being home with the kids, it’s being unable to give them the attention they want and need because you’re having to work from home.

8points

Gary Speirs 4 years ago

Sick of the kids jumping on my bed so now they can break their own. And yes, that's a board game running throughout the place made from masking tape. IMG_202003...dd1275.jpg

7points

MellonCollie 4 years ago

That mattress on the floor is an excellent idea. Sometimes you need a little help to actually think of the simplest of ideas. Thanks! My bed also thanks you.

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Valentina Lattante 4 years ago

what's with Americans and toilet paper? we have been on lockdown almost 20 days now, and supermarkets still have it!

7points

glowworm2 4 years ago

I'm American and can confirm, the toilet paper is all gone at our supermarket. It's insane beyond belief.

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Sardonic Scribe 4 years ago

Canadian here... we've been out for at least 2 weeks. Amazingly there was a few rolls of paper towel left on the shelf today at 10am. We're also always out of canned goods and (oddly enough) cake mixes - which made for a less than stellar birthday. Lol.

8points

ZombieGirl 4 years ago

We had just ordered a bulk supply for our business right before the virus became news, then we had to close our shop....we now have a box of 96 rolls in our storage room, lol. We might end up losing our business, but at least we will never worry about TP again

8points

Juniper 4 years ago

Im in Berlin and smaller supermarkets around me dont have any, or maybe Im just shopping during wrong hours.

7points

Martha Meyer 4 years ago

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Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 4 years ago

I went to Wal-Mart yesterday. They were stocked with it.

2points

AnnSmithJones 4 years ago

No idea - but it's happening all over Canada, Australia & Great Britain - and some other countries. Now people who didn't hoard can't find it and jerks are selling 12 rolls for $100 on eBay. Well until a good citizen comes along & reports it.

1point

Theory Buchannon 4 years ago

if you run out just us paper towels that's it start using paper towels

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The Original Foxxy Has Herpes 4 years ago

I need TP for my bunghole.

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Cheng Numekevor 4 years ago

Wow!!!!!why are people so ridiculously judgmental and going so far as saying people shouldn’t have kids. These parents are showing these pics for some humor in our lives while going through this pandemic. Thanks for sharing and it was a good laugh! Why are people so stinking serious!!! It’s in their own home nothing to do with you people they are the ones that have to deal with the cleaning not you!!! Seriously!!! Going as far as to say why should people kids???? I guess people must think they are perfect human beings. Live..laugh..play

6points

AnnSmithJones 4 years ago

Maybe they are sick of other people's spoiled unruly monsters overrunning every public place screaming climbing, whining, and destroying things. You can't even go to a movie or theater anymore because people bring their screaming kids.

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SAF saf 4 years ago

Why are the paint cans so easily accessible and not properly sealed? You need at least a flat screw driver to open a used can no?

6points

Demi Zwaan 4 years ago

I can't believe so many people suck at parenting. Why do they even have kids? They just had them because everyone does and figured they'd just outsource them to schools and babysitters? It's time for a parenting test before you're allowed to have any children.

5points

DALTON DARNALL 4 years ago

Well some parents have to work and cant give every second to their kids so, of course, they'll mess up and "suck at parenting" we are also human.

12points

Lara Mig 4 years ago

This is not a natural environment for a child. They're stuck indoors, they can't socialize with their friends, their whole life is basically upended, and their parents have to work at home. Of course they're bored and acting out.

8points

Little Wonder 4 years ago

Not everyone is perfect like you. Some people get stressed or overwhelmed or just need a little break from their kids. It's normal, and nothing to do with not loving their children or not wanting them. Kids are relentless.

6points

JALONIE ELLI 4 years ago

I hope you are a parent yourself talking all that mess and judging the parenting skills. Perhaps you are from the prehistoric parenting ages. Children these days are a lot smarter and inquisitive than those of your days. "don't judge the skills of others until you have walked in their shoes" Ill bet you wouldn't last a day with some of these techno kids.

4points

manowce 4 years ago (edited)

so what you are saying is that the best parents are people who don't work and spend all day with their kids while entertaining them in every minute of their life? :D

3points

Random Panda 4 years ago

Yeah, I don't get the ones complaining about having to watch their own kids. My parents used to take yearly month-long vacations when we were younger, just so they could spend time with us. If you can't handle even a few days with your kids, maybe you shouldn't have had them.

2points

Geth 4 years ago (edited)

I can't believe so many people suck at empathy and not commenting on things they have no experience of. Why do they even comment? They do it because everyone does and figured they'd just put in their ignorant two cents as well? It's time for an intelligence and compassion test before you're allowed to comment.

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AnnSmithJones 4 years ago

That's exactly right. Instead of waiting to have kids until someone can stay home to raise them or forgo the suv, mcmansion & Starbucks, they just institutionalize them as young as 6 weeks and let someone else deal with it.

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The Original Foxxy Has Herpes 4 years ago

Demi, a huge part of the world population exists because the guy didn't pull out, or the girl took a guy home she didn't really know, or a myriad of other lazy scenarios. Many, many children are unplanned. The world would be a better place if folks refrained from sexual activity until they were ready to actually have children but sadly that will never be the case.

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The Original Foxxy Has Herpes 4 years ago

Many parents are parents because they didn't pull out in time.

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Elise Galusha 4 years ago

I did the toothpaste on the chair trick when I was about that same age. There were at least three fully functional adults in the house at the time. Children are VERY sneaky.

4points

Kanga9ine 4 years ago

The parents who got all creative to complain could put it to better use teaching their kids something new. Kids think like kids. Everything goes in the mouth, on your best stuff, your electronic gizmos and they kiss the dog. All while used underwear keeps everybody at a social distance. I'm afraid to let these little germs lose. COVID-19 is mutating as we speak all while painting everything. I would too. Seeing that light bulb go off above a kids head is what you're missing. Working for the school system as let me share those moments. I complain all the time about the kids I work with, but o come back everyday because they do something that makes me smile. I'm still glad to see them go home though. And have the evening to get my sense of hearing and ability to speak in sentences. Now maybe you'll appreciate those teachers dealing with everyone's kids. Job and for sissies.

4points

Hannah Lou 4 years ago

So what I am taking away from this post... 1) how to tie/tape up my sister and 2) that I need to start building forts again😂😂😂

3points

Carol Goodson 4 years ago

These are great... especially the wedding dress at lunch... thank you!

3points

Carol Goodson 4 years ago

These are GREAT... thank you!

3points

Venessa Stables 4 years ago

loving the zoo animal vids and all the funny things - thanks guy for sharing :)

3points

varwenea 4 years ago

Reading these makes me thankful I don't have children. 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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Theory Buchannon 4 years ago

My mom made my family Surviving the Covid - 19 writing packets. we do creative writing in them and tell the person reading it how we are surviving and how things are going CrAzY. she has the best ideas to me

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ezPZ 4 years ago

That was a nice thread, I made a comment on almost every picture. I hope the readers will notice sarcasam ;) Thanks a lot, everybody!

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Ahmad Abu Baker 4 years ago

What

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Joshua Brenneman 4 years ago

Literally all I see are 30 more reasons to not have kids

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AY1984 4 years ago

I had wanted 4 kids and my husband and I were working on a third because I work from home already so we wouldn't have to pay for daycare. I have two older boys and this seriously has made me question if I could handle having a baby with me while I work. My boys have done nothing this bad but OMG, trying to work AND help them with schoolwork is so hard. Then they of course bicker constantly!

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CherylTunt 4 years ago

How does a toddler 1.get a can of paint and 2 . Open said can ?

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Hanni 4 years ago

How is it that parents don't childproof their home? Why are children in two pictures playing with paint?

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AlanandLeila Hoyt 4 years ago

Child proofing does nothing. The second they turn 3 they can unlock all the childproof devices. The second they turn 2 they can climb over any baby gates and learn to push chairs and other things to reach what they want. If you have kids, you go to the bathroom or shower in fear...and you worry about the days when they quietly get up at 5am while you are soundly sleeping...

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Annabell H. 4 years ago

The toddlers are the reason why I’m never giving birth. Going to adopt kids after they turn 7.

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Edward Hobbs 4 years ago

Edward Hobbs from savannah ga. The way back from the dead. When you come out your body. Turn around and you will be throne back into your body. Spread the word.

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Linda As 4 years ago

My child was kicked out of school as a toddler because he did tricks like shown above while at school, because he was bored as f**k. he's been homeschooled ever since and we have a easy ride through since as I can costume style his learning, we are missing our homeschoolgroups for sure. But here we are enjoying being all under one roof and daddy works productive as ever in the kitchen 👌 Btw English is not my first language so there you go for my spelling mistakes. Hang in there and please as long as you are all healthy try to enjoy this time together.

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craig zlizt 4 years ago

I think that reality shows are staged and these photos are too.

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Tres D 4 years ago

People act like they have never spent time with their kids before. THATS an even more sad statement about where we are as a society! I love spending all this extra time with my kids!

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Caroline Driver 4 years ago

I'm so glad that my kid is 22 during this time!

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Ionescu Popa 4 years ago

I will help you, don't worry. Just help anyone else in exchange and do everything I say - it's all for your own good. It's like here is a cake, don't eat it at once or else you will throw out or make diabetes.

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Pauline McLaggan 4 years ago

Sorry I can't fight it! It has to be said!!!!!Say NO! No! No! I'm a teacher and have to cope with up to 33 children at a time!!! And you can't get your own kids to sit down and do some school work!!! Theses are the people for whom you should be the final call for rewards and sanction. Parents you're not inventing the wheel here just get your kids to do the work the teachers are working at home to prepare and get to you. Their doing this as well as volunteering their holiday time to provide child care for key medical and shop workers. (In the Uk) I'm not saying don't to exciting things but start by getting them to sit down and do the basics! I know these pics are all taken fun but teacher teach every day and people out there are dying!

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LadyMarsh 4 years ago

What about the parents where one is a key worker and the other is deemed fit for work although not an essential worker but can't work from home and the government has said work as normal? Trust me it's a nightmare. What the hell do you do?

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Dana Zazinski 4 years ago

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Gwinevere von Ludwig Premium 4 years ago

I'm so glad I don't have kids.

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Patty Kennedy 4 years ago

Don't think I took my eyes off my kid 'til he was 12.

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Fixin'Ta 4 years ago

So -- first of all, gosh yes, being home with a bunch of bored, social-distanced-from-their-friends kids is tough. I get that. Trying to work from home with your kids around -- gotta be a nightmare sometimes. But here's what worries me: Complaining about being home with your kids, even as a joke, is going to get stuck in their heads and especially the little ones aren't going to understand it's a joke. I really do think there will be kids who will grow up with emotional scars because they keep overhearing their parents "joking" about what a pain their kids are, or how they can't wait to get back to work or for the kids to go back to school because THEY'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY. It will stick. And some kids will be messed up by that. Let your kids know how much you love them. It's okay to be frustrated and tired, etc., but please, please don't let your kids think you'd rather they (or you) were anywhere else. Make home feel safe, make YOU feel safe. It does matter.

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Patty Leaton 4 years ago

true parents forget to put cleaning product,toilet paper away just common scenes

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d bradley 4 years ago

parents looking to become internet stars

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Tisha Barry 4 years ago

I'm guessing very little is staged, and it all being 99.9% the real deal! What I see in most of these pics is children not being supervised properly bcuz the parents dont normally have them during these hours of the day and all they know is work, and are clueless to the needs of their child. A child will do anything for the attention of a parent that is hardly around, and go to the ends of the world, or a parents patience, for any amount, and even any kind, rather it be angry or happy attention from them, anything that validates their existence, and will continue the behavior that gets the most attention!

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Minnie-me 4 years ago

So why have kids if you are going to complain about staying home with them? You made your bed

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xvslnx 4 years ago

Most of these posts have unattended kids which have not been taught what is okay to do and what is not...

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Viv Hart 4 years ago

What are the toddlers doing when you're at work? At daycare?

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Peter Kelly 4 years ago

This is a collection of attention seekers, naughty children, bad parents, and people who should be working form home doing more pretending than real work! Not impressed.

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Azure Adams 4 years ago

Boo hoo you chose to have children. You chose to be a parent. Now hey guess what, you actually have to BE a f*****g parent full time. You all made your beds, now go lay in them and suck it up!

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KoalaLa 4 years ago

The next time someone gives me the "Oh, you'ill change your mind about not wanting kids", I'll show them this photoseries and remind them of the fact that the only reason people tolerate their own children is the fact that you can ship them of to school everyday.

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Bill 4 years ago

To save your TP, get off BP and watch your kids

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Katinka Min 4 years ago

SO many arrogant and stupid comments from people without kids. ... -_- I hope they all will end up with at least two really active kids!

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Azure Adams 4 years ago

People are stupid and believe the lies that children and parenting is the greatest joy. It's a delusion

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Cori 4 years ago

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Spikey Bunny 4 years ago

Excellent reminder!!! Parents need to be careful all the time. A child can drown in only 2 inches of water! Never leave a child unattended!

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Ivana 4 years ago

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Roy Spaan 4 years ago

How are they FINDING the paint and more importantly: how are they getting it OPEN. Even I struggle with those and I know which tools to use and how...

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Claire Armstrong 4 years ago

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AnnSmithJones 4 years ago

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Greg Rich 4 years ago

I was thinking the same thing!! My kids would have to get ladders and assistance to get to the house paint. Kiddie paint now thats a different story.

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Yesica1993 4 years ago

I'm sure a lot of it is staged. But it's amusing!

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Carol Emory 4 years ago

What I see is a lot of bored kids and a lot of parents that should have been hoarding games and movies as opposed to TP.....

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Soggy Crumpet 4 years ago

While I mostly agree with this, kids will inevitably pay attention to the same things the parents are focused on. If parents are obsessed over toilet paper the kids will gravitate towards it.

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Foxxy Opinion 4 years ago

I wonder if parents will appreciate teachers more after this?

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Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 4 years ago

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AnnSmithJones 4 years ago

Teachers = babysitters? Somehow teachers can watch 25 kids and work a full time job but parents with 1-3 kids act like they don't know what to do with their own children. Sad.

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Original Foxxy Slurps Horse Semen 4 years ago

Doubtful. This is a phase. It will pass.

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The Original Foxxy Has Herpes 4 years ago

Nope.

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Alan Green 4 years ago

I have zero tolerance, hence zero children.

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James 4 years ago

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Gary Speirs 4 years ago

Sick of the kids jumping on my bed so now they can break their own. And yes, that's a board game running throughout the place made from masking tape. IMG_202003...dd1275.jpg

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MellonCollie 4 years ago

That mattress on the floor is an excellent idea. Sometimes you need a little help to actually think of the simplest of ideas. Thanks! My bed also thanks you.

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Valentina Lattante 4 years ago

what's with Americans and toilet paper? we have been on lockdown almost 20 days now, and supermarkets still have it!

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glowworm2 4 years ago

I'm American and can confirm, the toilet paper is all gone at our supermarket. It's insane beyond belief.

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Sardonic Scribe 4 years ago

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ZombieGirl 4 years ago

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Juniper 4 years ago

Im in Berlin and smaller supermarkets around me dont have any, or maybe Im just shopping during wrong hours.

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Martha Meyer 4 years ago

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Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 4 years ago

I went to Wal-Mart yesterday. They were stocked with it.

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AnnSmithJones 4 years ago

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Theory Buchannon 4 years ago

if you run out just us paper towels that's it start using paper towels

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The Original Foxxy Has Herpes 4 years ago

I need TP for my bunghole.

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Cheng Numekevor 4 years ago

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AnnSmithJones 4 years ago

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SAF saf 4 years ago

Why are the paint cans so easily accessible and not properly sealed? You need at least a flat screw driver to open a used can no?

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Demi Zwaan 4 years ago

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DALTON DARNALL 4 years ago

Well some parents have to work and cant give every second to their kids so, of course, they'll mess up and "suck at parenting" we are also human.

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Lara Mig 4 years ago

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Little Wonder 4 years ago

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JALONIE ELLI 4 years ago

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manowce 4 years ago (edited)

so what you are saying is that the best parents are people who don't work and spend all day with their kids while entertaining them in every minute of their life? :D

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Random Panda 4 years ago

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Geth 4 years ago (edited)

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AnnSmithJones 4 years ago

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The Original Foxxy Has Herpes 4 years ago

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The Original Foxxy Has Herpes 4 years ago

Many parents are parents because they didn't pull out in time.

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Elise Galusha 4 years ago

I did the toothpaste on the chair trick when I was about that same age. There were at least three fully functional adults in the house at the time. Children are VERY sneaky.

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Kanga9ine 4 years ago

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Hannah Lou 4 years ago

So what I am taking away from this post... 1) how to tie/tape up my sister and 2) that I need to start building forts again😂😂😂

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Carol Goodson 4 years ago

These are great... especially the wedding dress at lunch... thank you!

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Carol Goodson 4 years ago

These are GREAT... thank you!

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Venessa Stables 4 years ago

loving the zoo animal vids and all the funny things - thanks guy for sharing :)

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varwenea 4 years ago

Reading these makes me thankful I don't have children. 🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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Theory Buchannon 4 years ago

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ezPZ 4 years ago

That was a nice thread, I made a comment on almost every picture. I hope the readers will notice sarcasam ;) Thanks a lot, everybody!

3points

Ahmad Abu Baker 4 years ago

What

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Joshua Brenneman 4 years ago

Literally all I see are 30 more reasons to not have kids

2points

AY1984 4 years ago

1point

CherylTunt 4 years ago

How does a toddler 1.get a can of paint and 2 . Open said can ?

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Hanni 4 years ago

How is it that parents don't childproof their home? Why are children in two pictures playing with paint?

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AlanandLeila Hoyt 4 years ago

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Annabell H. 4 years ago

The toddlers are the reason why I’m never giving birth. Going to adopt kids after they turn 7.

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Edward Hobbs 4 years ago

Edward Hobbs from savannah ga. The way back from the dead. When you come out your body. Turn around and you will be throne back into your body. Spread the word.

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Linda As 4 years ago

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craig zlizt 4 years ago

I think that reality shows are staged and these photos are too.

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Tres D 4 years ago

People act like they have never spent time with their kids before. THATS an even more sad statement about where we are as a society! I love spending all this extra time with my kids!

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Caroline Driver 4 years ago

I'm so glad that my kid is 22 during this time!

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Ionescu Popa 4 years ago

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Pauline McLaggan 4 years ago

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LadyMarsh 4 years ago

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Dana Zazinski 4 years ago

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Gwinevere von Ludwig Premium 4 years ago

I'm so glad I don't have kids.

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Patty Kennedy 4 years ago

Don't think I took my eyes off my kid 'til he was 12.

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Fixin'Ta 4 years ago

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Patty Leaton 4 years ago

true parents forget to put cleaning product,toilet paper away just common scenes

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d bradley 4 years ago

parents looking to become internet stars

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Tisha Barry 4 years ago

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Minnie-me 4 years ago

So why have kids if you are going to complain about staying home with them? You made your bed

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xvslnx 4 years ago

Most of these posts have unattended kids which have not been taught what is okay to do and what is not...

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Viv Hart 4 years ago

What are the toddlers doing when you're at work? At daycare?

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Peter Kelly 4 years ago

This is a collection of attention seekers, naughty children, bad parents, and people who should be working form home doing more pretending than real work! Not impressed.

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Azure Adams 4 years ago

Boo hoo you chose to have children. You chose to be a parent. Now hey guess what, you actually have to BE a f*****g parent full time. You all made your beds, now go lay in them and suck it up!

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KoalaLa 4 years ago

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Bill 4 years ago

To save your TP, get off BP and watch your kids

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Katinka Min 4 years ago

SO many arrogant and stupid comments from people without kids. ... -_- I hope they all will end up with at least two really active kids!

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Azure Adams 4 years ago

People are stupid and believe the lies that children and parenting is the greatest joy. It's a delusion

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