Parents aren’t allowed to use the loo? It takes a child .5 seconds or less to make a mess!

That takes about three minutes. But, hey, I'm sure once you are parents you will simply stop digesting food and never hava a s**t again.

Kids are FAST!

Who sits on top of their kids 24/7? Oh right helicopter sanctimommys.

At least the kid had the good sense to take clothes off first.

So long? A kid can cause this much havoc in 0-2 minutes FLAT. I have witnessed it myself with a visiting child and our garden :(

Why are people commenting like they were born adults? At almost 50, I can still marvel at what I was able to get up too in a very short amount of time. I kept my parents on their toes. We're talking poison control needing to be called because I thought house cleaners were part of my imaginary science lab. Give this parent a break. Enjoy this young artists work.

That's what I was thinking. This took a little while to do

Don't you dare take a shower while they're napping. They awaken the instant they hear the drops of water hit the shower door!

Child might have woken up really early and snuck out of their room to explore

I did this as a child, 5 or 6 years old. My aunties balcony (and I): all ugly-green. Mom and aunt drank coffee, about 10 min later, the mess was a fact 🙈🙈

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This? This takes no time at all. Leaving an open paint can unattended seems like the bad choice here, but you never know what might have pulled the parent away abruptly... like, for instance, a different child. Say you have two kids (whaaaat?) and, I don't know, the other kid projectile vomited all over the place, and you're busy making sure that child is okay, and cleaning up the child, the walls, the rug, the furniture, and popping in a load of vomit-soaked laundry, and you clearly can't have your young child who likes to paint near by because she will do what she has done here with paint with vomit instead, and so you get back to your paint job and realize you left a paint can open. Or same story but the other kid is autistic and became overstimulated and needed help deescalating. Or same story but you have an ill family member and just got a call that his or her condition has worsened or he or she has died. Be careful with your judgement: no one's circumstances are the same.

You must not have kids, that probably took all of 1 minute.

Get over yourself good lord...

If it is like my house, mom was probably on the floor in the fetal position sucking her thumb and crying...not that I'VE ever experienced that. 🤫😏🤯😜

Probably blinked twice tbh... parents out here blinking and s**t like it’s ok! Wtf! 🙄

Taking pictures so they can go viral ???

Do you have kids? I used to ask that about other people's kids until I had my own. They can trash an entire apartment in five minute. I'm not sure how they do it...but I've watched them completely empty a closet rod of all it's clothes in an instant, and climb things I didn't know they could climb, then dump everything off that surface. Also, they will climb over two baby gates, and they will get up at 5am when you are still in deep sleep.

Probably in the bathroom for 2.5 seconds. 🙄

Oh you mean in the 5 minutes since you last checked her?

I guarantee you this only took FIVE minutes!

Hiding.

taking pictures

Probably working in an sadjacent room?

Kids don't need it be watched constantly. But yes, sometimes funny things happen

you mean the 4.5 seconds it took this gremlin to do this? uhh i dunno..blinking?

2 seconds mama

I don't think this is the question, here. I keep everything "unpleasant" or "messy" away from my kid. He would never have been able to access it. But saying that, some kids are like monkeys and scale furniture..

Right!

They were in their room with the door barricaded.

apparently she was social distancing from her kid lol

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Now why on earth would u ask a question like that? Obviously they were, we are in quarantine. Title says funny.. not check these out and see who u can pick at. These are the memories we live for. Live a little and be positive. Use the loo, hide in the loo with a bottle of wine, or heck go roll in the paint with her. Shes alive healthy and happy. That's good parenting.

Like everyone else said, kids are quick. And there's absolutely no way you can watch a child every second of every day, especially when you have multiple children. They WILL get into sht, and they WILL make messes. I thank gd every day i made it through my kid's toddler years alive and half-a$$ sane. They're teenagers now, and I'm loving every second of it! 😁

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Really! Wtf were you doing to let that happen? Either bad parenting or bad staging for internet pics.

Mental gymnastics of a mother

Stop bragging that you were able to reproduce!

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