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If posting puns was a sport, this guy would take third, second, and first place — he's in a league of his own.

Vince Rozmiarek, who lives in a small Colorado town of Indian Hills, started publishing his dad jokes nearly a decade ago when he began volunteering for the local community center and took over managing its roadside message board.

At first, he put up messages for community members, but on April Fools' Day 2013, the former stay-at-home father went for a joke. It ended up going a "little haywire".

"There's a heavy police presence in the neighboring town of Morrison, where a lot of speeding tickets are issued," he said. "People hate those speed traps, so on the sign I put 'Indian Hills annexed by Morrison'. I pranked everyone in town and got a call from the Morrison Police Department an hour later."

And Rozmiarek has been trying to outdo himself ever since. Continue scrolling to check out his latest puns and fire up our earlier publications on his work here and here.

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    The Indian Hills Community Sign Facebook page currently has over 162,000 followers. Rozmiarek puts up photos when he changes his jokes, and the posts often get thousands of likes.

    His followers share their own puns in response or just express their gratitude for the laughter. Simple phrases like “This little place saves my life most days.” Simple but meaningful.

    “Obviously, I’m a man with time on my hands,” Rozmiarek said. “My three kids are all grown, and people could use something to smile about. So, why not, I thought.”

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    However, Rozmiarek admitted that like any comedian, he sometimes pushes the envelope, and not all of his puns go down well. Once in 2015, he posted the phrase, “Old McDonald had OCD — EE II OO.”

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *aggressively pets them on the head as i whisper* if it not’s too much trouble, would you mind sleeping?? like, forever?? maybe if i’m nice enough..

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    When you break something and just repair it to the extent that when the next person touches it will break.

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    “Somebody put up a sign at the post office saying that I was making fun of people with disabilities,” he said.

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    “I wrote my response on the note and put it back on the bulletin board: ‘Do you see how nice and square those letters are? I have OCD, big time!’”

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favourite quote about the paperless office is that it will be as useful as the paperless toilet. However this may change if the 3 seashells become a reality

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    Rozmiarek said he searches for content on the internet, and also in his collection of pun books.

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    “I especially love the stuff from the ’40s and ’50s — the ‘glory days’ of puns,” he said. “I found that I could alter them a bit and make them fresh.”

    Although he admits to stealing a pun or two, Rozmiarek said he never puts up jokes that somebody else has taken credit for. And he never posts an expression twice.

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    “I'm looking at puns now for at least an hour a day,” he said. “If I didn't steer clear of politics, I'd have an endless supply."

    During the 2016 presidential election, he posted his first and last political pun.

    “The problem with political jokes is that they sometimes get elected,” it read.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah, the wave of mortal terror my ears get when i hear my step-father start to shriek along with a hamilton song.. 😌

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    “I made an exception for that one,” Rozmiarek explained. “Generally, it's important to me to give everyone a reason to laugh, regardless of their political affiliation."

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    The man's cleverness has had an unexpected but welcome effect: outsiders now regularly come in search of Indian Hills and pull off the road to pose for pictures by his signs.

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sober ones have all found altruistic jobs as service dogs to those with disabilities. The druggo doggos are the only ones who’d take the job!

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wanna trade it for my broken golden retriever? He does not retrieve any gold tho.

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    Never stop trying 🤣🤣 buddy!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣 Victory is yours!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Least resistance? You can't move an inch without running into someone telling you to stop!

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    I have a sign reading "Changing the toilet roll will not cause brain damage."

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    I have a feeling I'll get banned if I make a joke about a bathtub...

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