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Before choosing a place to eat when visiting a new city, I can easily spend half an hour scrolling through reviews online. I want to browse the menu, see photos of the food, get a feel for the ambiance and read detailed reviews about other patrons’ experiences, so I can make an informed decision about where to spend my money.
And while most reviews are helpful, when you read through enough of them, you’re bound to stumble upon some that are emotionally charged or hilariously written. Those are the ones we’re celebrating today! Below, you’ll find some of the funniest and most brutally honest reviews people have shared online for businesses, products and more. Enjoy scrolling through, and keep reading to find conversations with moderators from the Humorous Reviews and Google Reviews subreddits!
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unfilteredCigarette73 1 year ago
H€ll im happy to be working Saturday mornings, I would be drinking in my old life
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Ken Beattie 1 year ago
People who leave genuine reviews are a godsend. Especially on cheap items. It's easy to find plenty of reviews for a thousand dollar video card, but for a $2 vacuum cleaner filter? Not so much.
Michael Largey 1 year ago
Alternate way to review it positively: "My vacuum cleaner sucks now."
KariAdoresHerKats 1 year ago
This post and the one about the recipes are just so funny. I've really enjoyed myself 😆
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
Sometimes, life just kicks you and your filter in the gut.
JP Purves 1 year ago
This was supposed to be: Daughter thinks about going no-contact with mom after she comes for her $150k settlement money. This happens all the time now on Bored Panda. Do better, please make sure the links go to the correct story!
Faith Arnold 1 year ago
Yes. I was expecting to read about this mother and daughter fight over the daughter’s money… wth?
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
This is a great review! Sometimes the language barrier isn't one.
Verena 1 year ago
Excellent review, down to the essential points. Perfectly readable. Way better than those walls of words.
ninjaTrashPandaBoom 1 year ago
Totally agree, reviewer conveyed all the important points. I look for short, concise reviews when I am researching a product. I wonder how many people actually read those wall of words reviews?
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#3
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
I love this one. I've seen it many times, and I always crack a rueful smile. That lady could be me! Also, I want her pants.
KariAdoresHerKats 1 year ago
She's amazing and i love the colour of those trousers .
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Sinead Kenny 1 year ago
Love this woman! She does not give a poop! Just love it. Always makes me smile 😃
chickpea me 1 year ago
Aah, but did you test them rolling up the mountain too. One can never be sure enough.
ZombieMommy 1 year ago
I die every time I see this because that is my exact name, I'm about that size, and clumsy.
To learn more about the wonderful world of interesting online reviews, we reached out to the moderator team of r/humorousreviews and got in touch with the subreddit’s creator, u/joshguillen. Josh was kind enough to have a chat with Bored Panda and share what inspired him to start this community in the first place.
“I started it for the same reason most subreddits get started - an emergent interest in a niche that, until that point, didn't have an obvious home,” he noted, sharing a link to a post from 11 years ago that, unfortunately has since been deleted, but included a review that inspired the new sub.
#4
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
I could see Audi doing this. Bouche would just ignore it, unless it were zoomies time.
Nikole 1 year ago
I bought one of those shark mouth cat beds for my cats last year. One of them used it a few times… Now it just sits there staring at me. You can lead a cat to the cat lounging bed, but…
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Deborah McKenney 1 year ago
But why give the product a bad rating? The kitty appears to like the product but his/her own weird way.
Faith 1 year ago
Thats what I was thinking. The rating shouldn't go down just because her cat didn't want to use it
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Sue Denham 1 year ago
Just let her have the cardboard box it came in. That's what she really wants.
Bewitched One 1 year ago
Maybe try picking kitty up and setting them in it, if they'll let you. I know one of mine doesn't like to be picked up at all so I'd probably also have this issue lol
#5
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
This is cute. I hope Google was happy with the review.
Klondike Penguin 1 year ago
I’m sure the people at that vicinity were delighted with the review as well.
Load More Replies... T5n 1 year ago (edited)
This happened once to me before. I hit a guardrail (very icy roads) and after half an hour or so of waiting for the tow truck, google maps asked me to review the nearby hobby lobby. It actually made me laugh, which was something much needed that day.
Joey Jo Jo Shabadoo 1 year ago
My parents live beside a Romanian Orthodox Church, so every once in while Google asks me to rate it. And yes, I have flagged it to be ignored, but Google really wants that review for some reason.
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OpheliaPoe 1 year ago
Once, shortly after leaving a friend's funeral Google asked me to review my "experience" at the church 😭 It was so absurd and offensive that it was funny. And actually the pastor or whatever he was preforming the service was AWFUL, he barely talked about my friend and mostly just tried to recruit us to join his church. I kind of regret not leaving a review now...
Tom Brincefield 1 year ago
I'm a truck driver. I'm constantly being asked for reviews of places I haven't actually been to. Especially when there's an accident or construction and I'm stopped on the highway for an hour.
Lindy Mac 1 year ago
I would not let Google bully me like this.... how do they even know you were near there? ...What's that? ......Google knows everything? Whoooooaaaaaa. 🤯😲
María Hermida 1 year ago
If your phone was there you were probably there too. And they know where your phone is because most people doesn't know how to set the privacy options or how to turn off the location in apps. Even if you do know, they can (and will) know where you are, but they'll be more discreet about that.
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Mark Johansen 1 year ago
Tell me again about how AI is now smarter than people and will soon take over the world.
featherytoad 1 year ago
I'm going to use a review something like this for Ebay, for when they keep bugging me for a review on some order that was canceled by me/seller.
#6
Nikole 1 year ago
*sound of a bell ringing like it’s 1800 with a faint “I do not care for the fabric”*
Jack Smith 1 year ago (edited)
you can buy a casket on amazon?? really? and for only 770 dollars?
Michael Largey 1 year ago
My uncle bought his online from CostCo. (In advance.)
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Lotekguy 1 year ago
I'd only trust a casket review from a vampire. They have to be the most discerning users.
Dragons Exist 1 year ago
I once searched for coffin dance on YouTube and I got ads for coffins on Amazon
María Hermida 1 year ago
What's coffin dance? I don't want to search for it because I don't want all the ads for coffins. But I'm curious.
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Astro 1 year ago
Hey Kathy 👋 Tell us why you’ve been stalking and harassing another panda on this site.
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Raymond Smith 1 year ago
Did you send him with an ouija board and a get well card that says “keep in touch”?
We were also curious about what kinds of reviews end up being shared in this group. “It's interesting in that posts here are on a slider, somewhere between informative and entertaining,” Josh told Bored Panda. “At 100% informative, stories are objective but end up being funny in bizarre, unexpected and unintentional ways.”
“As you get halfway, you find reviews with kernels of truth wrapped in entertaining and enthralling containers. And finally, approaching the entertaining end, you find the classic joke posts and sugar-fueled fun,” the creator continued. “There are outliers like responses to reviews, that keep things interesting for their own reasons, as well. Regardless of purpose, the outcomes are the same: fantastic stories, short and long.”
#7
Blue 1 year ago
Maybe their taste has been effected... You know, by the Covid
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Patricia Steward 1 year ago
Lalibela usually means Ethiopian -- I've never had bad Ethiopian food. But it can be fiery.
Diolla 1 year ago
Maybe they thught the food was spoiled because of the slight sourness of the injera.
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Gloria Lawson 1 year ago
Was it eaten in Buda or Pest? Maybe that's the problem right there...
#8
Nikole 1 year ago
Now that Trump is selling Bibles for $59.99… 17 demons?
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flower petals 1 year ago
If I buy this and hang it by my front door, does it keep missionaries away? I’ll take three..🙃 (nothing wrong with religious people, I just wish they wouldn’t bother people in their homes where most folks just want to relax)
2DB 1 year ago (edited)
I don't know about life-sized, but there's a large & growing sub-genre of "occult" art devoted to the 72 Spirits of the Goetia of Solomon.
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Daycare Attendant Sun 1 year ago
My book only came with 42 demons, which is the better, more-correct, number if you ask me.
Tom Hardeveld 1 year ago
do they give the answer to life, the universe and everything tho?
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GrowingThruConcrete 1 year ago
A lot less expensive than the $300 book kept out of everyone's hands
2DB 1 year ago
There's a whole range of editions now, from cheap-ȧss paperback to exotic bindings. Not to mention first-edition Crowley.
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#9
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
I've seen this one before, too, and I always wonder what the cat did to punish the husband.
Joann Hart 1 year ago
Getting near it to get the poor thing out of it, that's when buzz saw kitty hapoens
Load More Replies...Josh also says there’s no shortage of creativity in the subreddit. “For a place all about showing the content of others, there are occasions where original content really shines,” he shared. “Seeing the creativity of people on the internet is always great, but it's even better when they're a member of your own community!”
#10
unfilteredCigarette73 1 year ago (edited)
Steel. Mesh. Cutting. Glove. I learned my lesson long ago 🩹🩹🩹
Auntriarch 1 year ago
Yes indeed, the shark glove has saved my knuckles regularly
Load More Replies... Kate 1 year ago
What? No, no it most definitely is not. I'm a little surprised it's not higher, even.
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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
Someone else who maybe shouldn't be allowed sharp things.
Hugh Cookson 1 year ago
Could be worse, friend of mine decided to take the guard off a Japanese 'v' Mandolin to slice spuds for Dauphinoise potatoes . Lost most of the heel of his hand when he lost concentration. Also lost around 25 kilos of spuds due to blood contamination. Happy days, I remember the screams to this day ....
gracefullikeagazelle 1 year ago
Those screams were my screams when I sliced a portion of my thumbtip off. Man those blades are the best.
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Ambry Petersen 1 year ago (edited)
Nope got to keep it elevated. Pointing it down would increase bleeding.
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Der Kommissar 1 year ago
Potatoes can't fumble all by themselves. You are clumsy, butterfingers.
#11
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
How dare the author not be clairvoyant! Bad author!
Ashlisha 1 year ago
Do be honest, yes. I want to fly, ride a dragon, swim without air.
Load More Replies... Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
Whoever wrote that was going through some massive 2020 cabin fever. We were all losing our minds back in 2020 so I can get someone being a bit unhinged about a book.
Cat Chat 1 year ago
Hmmm.... This reminds me I need to write a review about Back to the Future II. All kinds of lies about what our life was supposed to be.
Charity Angel 1 year ago
Where's my hoverboard? (Or hover wheelchair, at least)
Load More Replies... Cecilia Herrera 1 year ago
Two stars because the author was not a prophet?! Have you no concept of fictional literature?
Ashlisha 1 year ago
Still would be 2 starts if they were a prophet. Chances are still you got the weather wrong..
Load More Replies... Ken Beattie 1 year ago
I wonder whether they also gave 2001 A Space Odyssey a terrible review?
CanadianDimes 1 year ago
What about all the authors who failed to predict the collapse of the Soviet Union? They should have known better!
JayWantsACat 1 year ago
If this were 5 stars, I take this as the obvious joke it was. But 2 stars and this? Someone do a welfare check on them.
PFD 1 year ago
It was written in August 2020. We all needed a welfare check then.
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Cat Dragon 1 year ago
How date this book not be written by a team of clairvoyants! How evil! Treason, if not outright regicide!
#12
Ken Beattie 1 year ago
You know what, assuming she's telling the truth, I'm with the customer on this one.
Pittsburgh rare 1 year ago
If l see a snarky o plain rude reply to a bad review l automatically know the customer service is c**p. Good owners know how to burn bad reviewers without a single misstep.
TheOGpandaHavana 1 year ago
There are a lot of containers it there who properly try to tank a business with their review because they didn't get their way with something. The likelihood of seeing a rat even in s rat infested restaurant is close to nil.
Finally, we wanted to know if Josh believes it’s important for us to leave reviews online. “Reviews are a marketplace of human perspectives, featuring the funny, the insightful, and the commonplace, (hopefully) free from the strings of corporations and entities that will say anything to get you to buy, no matter how true or untrue it may be,” he shared. “It's simply authentic.”
“Jenny from Maryland probably has a more reality-based experience of a product than any Instagram ad or sponsored showcase you'd run into while researching it online,” he explained. “In a world where algorithms and influencers are near inescapable, there's value in hearing from someone without a horse in the race.”
#13
Clown fish 1 year ago
Twiste he was eating at home and it's his own food that was AWEFUL as he put it
Load More Replies... Ariom Dahl 1 year ago
I couldn't resist being pedantic here: 'aweful' does not mean the same as 'awful'. (Forgive me.)
Rostit.. . 1 year ago
Surprise! Most people are stupid. They search "diner" and then leave a review on whatever diner pops up and they assume its the one they went to.
keyboardtek 1 year ago
Ha! My company received a bad review once from someone who was never a customer. Does the internet create these mentally deficient people, or is it really the 5K doing the damage to their brains?
Danish Susanne 1 year ago
These deficient people have always been here, but before the internet only their school mates, colleagues and family heard their nonsense.
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Lucky2BAlive 1 year ago
This is when Guy Fieri is on a new version of the Twilight Zone. Or Alton brown on The Outter Limits?
#14
Adrian 1 year ago
No, Monica should stay. She's protecting the studio from all of the crystals and energy whackjobs...
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Sue Denham 1 year ago
Dear Lily, Monica died tragically in a swiss ball incident twenty years ago. We can only assume you encountered her spirit reaching out to you.
Lotekguy 1 year ago
Twist - that's because IT WASN'T an accident, and she desperately wants you to use your special gifts to find her killer.
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Rayne OfSalt 1 year ago
Admitting to being a professional scam artist for 15 and a half years on a public website is certainly a choice.
ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago
Oh wow, I'm dumb, I was like could she be a professional large? Oh wait. Poor Monica and her dark energy.
Michael Largey 1 year ago
"Sorry, if we get rid on Monica, we'll have to start paying for electricity again."
Katie Lutesinger 1 year ago
Monica to the demon possessing her: "S**t, someone's on to us. You said if I sold you my soul you'd keep these freaks away from us!" Demon: "Yeah, well, next time read the fine print ARGH HOLY WATER OH SATAN THAT HURTS"
Gloria Lawson 1 year ago
Sorry Lily, but Monica has been a professional demon for thirty years. How did you miss that vibe during your visions? Medium? More like extra small.
Noyfb noyfb 1 year ago (edited)
Assuming you probably left your tinfoil hat in the car!! Ouch !! Lesson learned. Not the kind of mistake a “professional medium” would make.
#15
Lucky2BAlive 1 year ago
Wow … just look at those Tommy Guns *I’ll just show myself out, since Monica is busy being the best demon she can be at the front desk*
Shirley Heyn 1 year ago
. . . and this is why we should only take reviews with a shaker of salt. . . ?
And if you’re interested in seeking out comical reviews or you happen to stumble upon some, don’t keep them to yourself! “Content is sparse due to the nature of finding great reviews these days, but it's always been a game of quality over quantity,” he added. “If you ever see any reviews that made you smile (or question your life choices) you're more than welcome to share them here!”
#16
David 1 year ago
ADULTING TIP: When you buy new shoes (or really any clothing you are not sure about) wear them for a while in some situation where you are not committed. A trip to the grocery store or a walk around your block. Don't make your first time wearing Steve Martin's Cruel Shoes be at work. Or - alternate tip - bring a spare pair of shoes just in case. Source: I am a big brained rocket scientist who knows some shoes suck after your feet are in them for a while. /J
Ken Beattie 1 year ago
When I get new ones (I just did, nice Caterpillar mid height boots) I like to put them on while I'm at home just sitting at the computer or watching TV. The first couple times aren't even about walking, it's about stretching them a little. After that, I do what you suggest - quick trips.
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Chez2202 1 year ago
Always wear new shoes walking around the carpeted areas of your house. You will know pretty quickly if they are uncomfortable and you can return them without any damage to the soles.
David 1 year ago
Yes, many places let you return shoes if you have not worn them outside. And even prior to purchase, I try to take an extended walk around the store / shoe area. Many times you know right away if a shoe is NOT the one. But if I think I am going to purchase a particular pair I'll wear them / walk around a few minutes before purchase. Sometimes even 5 minutes or so is enough to make you realize something isn't right in the fit.
Load More Replies... Mike Crow 1 year ago
One of the last requirements to graduate basic training was a 13 km march with full pack. My friends and I bought Dr. Scholl’s insoles for our combat boots and thought they would help. At the end of the march I felt like I was walking on broken glass and had major blisters. Turns out I forgot to put the things in my boots and walked on only the leather.
Moosy Girl 1 year ago
I hope you’ve discovered Darn Tough socks with padded soles by now. ;)
Load More Replies... Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
I'm thinking this person didn't like their shoes. Just a hunch.
Clover 1 year ago
I agree! This one had me laughing out loud, and reading some to my husband. I'm going to have to look into though about the Cruel Shoes. I don't know what that is, but I'll find out!
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Apatheist Account2 1 year ago
I never thought orthopaedic shoes would work for me, but...I stand corrected.
#17
This is a review of a drone
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
Perhaps an electric knife might have been better for this person. But then, perhaps they shouldn't be allowed sharp things.
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Cecilia Herrera 1 year ago
"This is a review of a drone." This action of using a device for a purpose for which it was not intended, or designed, is the reason that bizarre sounding warning labels are placed upon some devices. Can you imagine seeing a label on your "Acme Drone," which has the following warning: "DO NOT use drone to cut deli meat?"
Raymond Smith 1 year ago
Jump headfirst into a rotating helicopter first to see if that works before you waste a perfectly good ham.
Charity Angel 1 year ago
To be fair, Darwin Awards have been given for just this achievement. Hypotheses could be drawn. One might think that the power differential between a drone and a helicopter might be considered, but apparently not.
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David Gabby's Daddy Jackson 1 year ago
Obliviously, you neglected to use the He40 grease.
Load More Replies... Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
I want to know what the actual product was. Was is like a fan or something? Was this dude using cartoon logic?
Bill Mills 1 year ago
I'm guessing a lot of things in this guy's mind don't work the way they do in the real world.
#18
Cecilia Herrera 1 year ago
Was this the "No tell" motel? ( A reference to the movie, A Summer Place.)
We also were lucky enough to get in touch with the creator of the Google Reviews subreddit to hear how their community came about. "I started this subreddit a few years back because I’ve always loved checking out restaurants ahead of times and their reviews," the moderator shared. "I noticed there was a subreddit for funny reviews on Yelp, which is on its way out, but not for Google."
#19
robecca leyden 1 year ago
This made me lol. Lived in London 4 years and it had very underwhelming scaffolding around it the whole time.
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
Actually Big Ben isn't even the clock. It's the largest bell the clock rings. The clock is called The Great Clock of Westminster. The tower is called The Elizabeth Tower.
Adrian 1 year ago
BIG BEN IS NOT THE CLOCK TOWER!! Big Ben is the bell inside the Elizabeth Tower...
Petra Schaap 1 year ago
the idea of the clock on the Elisabeth Tower (yes, we know the Big Ben is inside) getting digital cracks me up!
Andy Frobig 1 year ago
Just because the British write "realise" and "analyse" doesn't mean they call their queens "Elisabeth"
Load More Replies... Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
With reviews like that, it just may be. Is nothing sacred besides cats?
Neffla 1 year ago
Dogs. Even though one of mine is currently sitting on my lap/chest so I have to twist my back 90 degrees to write this, because of course I can't bear to move him. All rescue animals actually. Yes to cats though, mine is called Joan :)
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Lynn Morello 1 year ago
Having just renovated Big Ben, they are not going to replace this centuries old clock with digital any time soon,
#20
Clown fish 1 year ago
Mean while cab in the ask questions bit. Do you do these in size 6???
Load More Replies... Lucky2BAlive 1 year ago
Later flip flops were found on the antlers of a six point buck. Still looking great and no blowouts. Would pay six bucks again *im sorry … sort of*
Hugh Cookson 1 year ago
Aaaah, big boy, build a bridge and get over it you shallow brained arsehole. Oh, and don't ever go to a reunion again as the others really don't like you.
#21
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
Drunken penguins probably shouldn't go rafting.
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David 1 year ago (edited)
The two penguins by the igloo - "Mommy, when is daddy coming home?" "I don't know dear, he's on a bender again. "Oh. Mommy, why are there sharks and starfish up here in igloo land?" "There was a sale on bad clip art. They came with the bundle." "Oh. Mommy, is that yellow flake some of the yellow snow I'm not suppose to eat?" "Come inside now dear".
Astro 1 year ago
Exactly 😂 they really think a kid young enough to need a booster seat is going to see this and suddenly ask for a martini?
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Two_rolling_black_eyes 1 year ago
Its drinking pepto bismal, not a martini. That's a sick penguin, not a drunk one.
flower petals 1 year ago
I like that the shark and the polar bear are looking at the bottle like they’d love some of that..🍷 During the pandemic, who could blame them? 😛
Dawn Thomas-Cameron 1 year ago
I don’t see a drunk penguin. I see a lazy penguin blowing bubbles.
As far as why people hop online to share such brutal and hilarious reviews, the creator says, "I honestly think people encounter crazy places, or crazy scenarios at regular places, and they just have to share (warn?) others about it!"
They also noted that it's difficult to choose any favorite posts from the group, because there are simply too many good ones. "Every time I find a post I think is the funniest or craziest I’ve ever seen, another newer post takes its place," they told Bored Panda.
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#23
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
The home of the chucked nuggets. Hey, that might work.
Ken Beattie 1 year ago
Yeah, another one where it's not really funny. It's an example of a place that should be shut down (or at least hire new staff).
Dragons Exist 1 year ago
Tf kind of nuggets are you eating that are wet enough to splat?
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Celtic Pirate Queen 1 year ago
Stopped at a chicken place to day that my husband says has a really clean kitchen (he's a restaurant equipment repair technician and his approval is vital). It smelled amazing even before I got in the door. I was reading a menu and noticed a really strange vibe, so I looked up. Ya'll it was peopled with what can only be described as the extras from the movie "Deliverance". I decided on Jack in the Box instead.
Jessica N 1 year ago
The ones who play the banjo must have great taste in food!
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Lucky2BAlive 1 year ago
McShady workers handbook. I once took their drive through and they gave me the wrong order entirely and this was what the child said to me (will never forget this) well if this isn’t your order what order did they get? I could only say I don’t know I’m not in their car.
#24
Craig Reynolds 1 year ago
Must have acknowledged the truth of the matter and only -2 stars offended...
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Pittsburgh rare 1 year ago
The owner has much more growing to do, it seems
Load More Replies... Lucky2BAlive 1 year ago
I would have said okay that starts me leaving this over priced “restaurant” and going to Wendy’s.
The creator also believes that it’s very important to share reviews of businesses online, especially if you’ve had a positive experience. "All too often, people only post their negative reviews. Business owners go through a lot of work and money to make their customers happy, and the least we can do, besides buy from them, is tell others about how happy they made you feel," they explained. "I review businesses constantly, more so the good ones than the bad ones. And definitely if they’re a small business."
#25
Sean Simpson 1 year ago
This review was definitely trying to get people to show up with their pets, probably after an argument about not allowing her pet.
David Gabby's Daddy Jackson 1 year ago
Here, Lizzard! Lizzard! Lizzard! Time to wear your Kimono!
mysterious(all pronouns) 1 year ago
No. It's slang for something being really good. For example, "this sandwich slaps".
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PFD 1 year ago
I never heard of the place & apparently it's closed down, but it's own description noted that "Dress code and face control apply. " Face control!! TripAdvisor reviews include multiple accounts (with photos in at least one case) of serious assaults by bouncers requiring hospitalisation as well as rampant overcharging etc. It sounds like OP got off lightly.
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boredkitten 1 year ago
I just read more reviews to this place on Google. You will definitely enjoy reading these
Danish Susanne 1 year ago
Pity you have to give at least one star. This place doesn't deserve as much.
Norwegian_Panda🇳🇴 1 year ago (edited)
Woah that’s fücked up. Ugly peoples are not allowed to have fun or eat etc? (Don’t know what kind of business it is but it’s sad if this is actually true!) Edit: didn’t see it said club. I still think this is sad.
#27
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
At least OP admitted it wasn't the store's fault.
TheOGpandaHavana 1 year ago
True but most people just look at the cumulative star rating first to judge wether or not they want to even give it a chance and read the reviews. This drags that number down and most businesses are working hard to keep that rating as close to 5 as possible.
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Bec 1 year ago
Back when there were human clerks and they would ask if I found everything ok, I actually let them know once or twice that I had not. Poor clerk had no idea how to respond, then why make them ask?
Mary Peace 1 year ago
The clerk should say, "I'm sorry to hear that, I'll let the manager know."
Load More Replies... unfilteredCigarette73 1 year ago
Being honest...I read this and completely forgot what this thread was even about...I don't know what life is anymore....🙃
Mary Peace 1 year ago
Doesn't it show the title at the top of the page you're reading?
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Mary Peace 1 year ago
Obviously the store should have had a special promotion or something by the entrance so that the OP would be reminded to get pineapple chunks. /j
We hope you're getting a kick out of these reviews, pandas. Remember to start reviewing all of your favorite businesses, and be sure to upvote the pics on this list that you would give 5 stars to! Then, if you're interested in checking out another Bored Panda article featuring humorous reviews, look no further than right here!
#28
Found this in the reviews for a local restaurant
Raymond Smith 1 year ago
Di hydrogen monoxide is good and deadly for you. Too much and you could drown.
Norwegian_Panda🇳🇴 1 year ago
Did they write the review when being at the restaurant?? Since they got it and they had to edit the review? I’m confused! Who write reviews WHEN they’re at the restaurant? And why not ask for the water if the they forgot? I have so many questions……
SkippityBoppityBoo 1 year ago
You know what? I sometimes love reading reviews from non-English speaking people or who don't have English as their first language! The majority of them are sweetly wholesome!.... And at least they're trying to compliment the product or place etc!
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Cecilia Herrera 1 year ago
If the movie was amazing, why give it one star? Oh yeah, you had to write an essay. Sigh.
Norwegian_Panda🇳🇴 1 year ago
Oook. If the movie was ‘amazing’ you could add a few more stars Karen.
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Passerby 1 year ago
I vote dog. I highly doubt anyone can kick a car across the room. Toddler might be a possibility here though.
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Liz Downing 1 year ago
Without saying a word? How dare she? Tracy, you must always say something before kicking someone across the room.
Joey Jo Jo Shabadoo 1 year ago
I am rolling at the thought of walking into a business and having an employee run up to you without a word and absolutely punt your toddler across the room.
OpheliaPoe 1 year ago
I have a child who is fresh out of the toddler stage and he is sweet and wonderful and I'd kill anyone who laid a hand on him. But I am laughing hysterically at the visual you have presented in your comment 🤣
Load More Replies... Comedy Clumbers 1 year ago
What can I say, I warned her that I don't do well with children grabbing at me. 🤷♀️
Michael Danhauer 1 year ago
That doesn't call for a 1 star review it calls for a 5 star beatdown...
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Neffla 1 year ago
That took me ages to understand, didn't read the top line, need more coffee but have an upvote as deleted post below was asking you to explain (I was intrigued) and it was just my own stupidity.
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BluKatTheBlueCat (BluKat) 1 year ago
no one wants to hear about your s-x life, thank youuu..
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Kate 1 year ago
Um... massage therapist. "Masseuse" comes with certain connotations that you probably didn't intend.
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Sheena Leversedge Wood 1 year ago
it's actually considered bad manners to aknowledge a fart even happened. at least in more formal situations. in more casual situations, you would be expected to say something like "excuse me" or "pardon me" but, for example, at a formal dinner or similar, it's considered vulgar to admit the fart even existed and everyone is meant to pretend it didn't happen.
Der Kommissar 1 year ago
Then you shouldn't have gone to Farting Masseuse Massage. Next time read the sign.
Ambry Petersen 1 year ago (edited)
I would probably just have laughed. Also guy should be glad it wasn't someone like me. There is a reason my family fears my gaseous activities.
Norwegian_Panda🇳🇴 1 year ago
If you have to you have to. Harder to keep on if you suppose to relax and they massage you. I agree tho that they could say sorry.
Reviewer UK01 1 year ago
The first half of a massage is really relaxing - too relaxing. The second half isn't a bit relaxing because the knot thing I can think about is holding in a fart
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ElfVibratorGlitter 1 year ago
I wonder what this review is about... Like which venue got reviewed.
Mike F 1 year ago
That's what I was thinking, maybe cleared their throat by coughing in someone's face.
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Susan Bosse 1 year ago
I need more info after the last line. Makes me question what really went down.
Ken Beattie 1 year ago (edited)
It's a colloquialism, meaning "And remember" or "Just think".
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Marie BellaDonna 1 year ago
It just adds more protein. What? Keratin IS a protein...
Load More Replies... Petra Schaap 1 year ago
i had dinner in a hairsalon-restaurant once, in Belgium. Though the place was well seperated it was still strange. i dont know why we went in,i guess no other choice.
Artem Luzyanin 1 year ago
I figured out my login issues I've been having for the last half of the year just to vote this post down.
Yasmin Janette 1 year ago
just FYI fish n chips is NOT an English Breakfast, it is a lunch or dinner meal, English Breakfast is bacon, sausage,tomatoes, eggs, hash browns, baked beans and some people like black pudding as well. There is also a vegetarian option.
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Rahb in Oz 1 year ago
How did you know the meat tasted rotten? Have you eaten rotten meat before?
#36
David 1 year ago
Jilted lover, cheating grandma, lost dog. Throw in a pickup truck and you've got a hit country song.
Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa) 1 year ago
Screw the Kardashians and the Jersey Shore, this is the reality show we need.
David Fitts, Sr. 1 year ago
Definitely a country song. 🎶My ex-wife had sex with my grandmother. I would have thought it'd be my brother. She took the dog and left me with no other. If I find her, her life I will smother.🎶
Rob D 1 year ago (edited)
There is a 20 minute version on a bunch of websites.
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Russell Tilling 1 year ago
Maybe not an "affair", but a "long talk"? Maybe grandma gave her some good advice to move on? Anyone who spends more than $161,990 on a vinyl press has too many issues for a long-term relationship?
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 1 year ago
Doesn't that just sound absolutely sick?
Load More Replies... SkippityBoppityBoo 1 year ago
Grandmother tends to make us think of a little old lady... But if both the mother and grandma had their children at, say, 16? The grandmother could be in her mid to late 40s... I've no idea why I'm saying this btw...
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David MacLuna 1 year ago
Certain breads are a bit harder to digest - the unfinished super-soft wonder bread/Papa John's type of stuff, mainly. Damn near kills me, tbh. Crackers, sourdough and crisp, thin crust pizzas, by comparison? No problem. It's a considerable issue - pretty serious indigestion. Or maybe they're on a keto diet. So, y'know, it's not uncommon.
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Wondering Alice 1 year ago
If this was during COVID, and someone with a problem with hand sanitizer had failed to bring their own alternative, I would definitely consider them to be the problem. Personally, I had a bit of a struggle with the usual masks, and my mum couldn't use for more than 20mins (heart issues, not just disliking) so obviously I bought different varieties for both of us. A co worker of mine had issue with sanitizer, she ended up wearing gloves - which she could then sanitize.
Charity Angel 1 year ago
I found most people were understanding when I pointed out that sanitiser was pointless for manual wheelchair users - I can use it, but then I'm immediately putting my hands back on my wheels, where the germs already dwell. The only person who didn't immediately understand was a nurse at the hospital. Who had a shocked Pikachu moment when I put my sanitised hands back on my wheels, on all the germs that were there. Think she figured it out...
Load More Replies... Mike F 1 year ago
The surprise is that they didn't toss the individual over.
Load More Replies... Gloria Lawson 1 year ago
Bring a satchel with Equal, hand soap, crackers, wine and a pineapple magnet. Also, bleach wipes.
Lydsylou (she/her) 1 year ago
number 6 is the only one I would agree with because my sister has always hated bread ever since she was little and if she went on something like this where there was only sandwiches she would just starve herself for the week
Bec 1 year ago
And I thought cruises were known for offering a large variety of foods, unless this was something very small
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Raymond Smith 1 year ago
I got two black eyes going to this church. Woman in front of me stood up and her dress was in her crack so I pulled it out for her. One eye. Then I thought maybe she wanted it there so I put it back. Second one. What’s wrong with this place?
Vanessa Panerosa 1 year ago
Also I was promised flesh and blood? What up with the stale cracker and grape juice?
Norwegian_Panda🇳🇴 1 year ago (edited)
Maybe they expected a church with amazing architecture, like Cathedral? Like Notre Dame or other churches I’ve visited in other countries that are BEAUTIFUL in the inside. Not a ‘normal’ one? I’m just guessing. Edit typo
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#40
Ken Beattie 1 year ago
Hard to know, but at the original source a lot of people are asking if it's one particular KFC in St Albans. So apparently there is at least one place where it's plausible :P
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J Howard 1 year ago
I have a similar story. Ordered food for takeout. Picked up the food, but didn’t check it before we left. Big mistake. We got home and the food was inedible. The rice was hard as if they gave us the last batch of rice the day before. The Egg wasn’t Foo Younging. The egg rolls were burned and black, you get the picture. We called the restaurant to complain and we were told we’d be given our money back. The back turned on its side while driving back and the food had shifted. Keep in mind we never even ate any of the food. We get there, he claims we ate some of the food and he would only comp us for one meal. Admittedly, me niece went in before me was acting like ab a*s, so I sent her to the car. I explained once again that he told us we would get a refund if we brought the food back. He went through a spiel about how he was a small business, and couldn’t afford to refund us. When I explained once again what he told is on the phone, he called the police. When he first said he was calling,
J Howard 1 year ago
The police I thought he was trying to get me to leave, so I called his bluff. So l’m sitting there patiently when the cops come in. Not only did he call the cops, he called the emergency line. Officer tells me to wait in my car, which I did while they interviewed him. Cop comes to our car and said he was going to refund is, but if we returned to the restaurant we would be trespassing (as if I was going back there). She seemed pissed that she was even called.Then she says, s**t you not, “There’s a place just down the street snd the food is much better” w We didn’t go to the place, but she was
Load More Replies... TheOGpandaHavana 1 year ago
It's for this KFC/Taco Bell https://maps.app.goo.gl/Lfog59FkwvXWvuCV9 There are TONS of terrible and funny bad reviews. I think this woman's son have some push back on the workers.
Reviewer UK01 1 year ago
My brain didn't brain for a minute there, while I tried to work out how they called him and his gluten free names.
Rahb in Oz 1 year ago
"He was 'their' early to pick up his food!" Have NEVER found this a problem; just WAIT! So what was he doing to annoy them? "the employees gave them a attitude" Which one, I wonder; also WHY.
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and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 1 year ago
I’m deeply disappointed by the lack of sugar-free gummy bear reviews
John McCall 1 year ago
If you want to laugh your butt off at reviews, I suggest you go to Amazon and read the reviews for a book called, "Moon People." I had tears coming out of my eyes reading all the comments about this likely atrocious book.
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Found it! -- https://www.amazon.com/Moon-People-Dale-M-Courtney/dp/1436372135/ref=sr_1_1?crid=2PP4T692LPESZ&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.woFzVQtxQFrdUQPKIeBpP_pfN0Ptx4gOUFJq9SGypDDQV4quwCW2jjqg9GHqVXbU4IT9lnRUljxvF12g76B_zHy-lZKZ2IEJyPJIJfJjiSec7fWWTrKHYAqjIOo9wUlS7GX6Vv8DT6T2swmy5rDXPc2kfK09dZ19B7tO0DipEHqvAKHJ7lwlfcqJHw6lGpz-YwEeEYDwMUYjHelVjwMXtfSIV4GyLf8CKFQsSnOpBi8.hlq6HvVWAuFMFtGeIWMo7BcViubxXKF1iywv9gZ7yp4&dib_tag=se&keywords=moon+people+book&qid=1711826004&sprefix=moon+people+boo%2Caps%2C313&sr=8-1#customerReviews
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Uncle Schmickle 1 year ago
This was in last week's post. And it has nothing to do with the headline.
Becky Samuel 1 year ago
This "https://www.amazon.co.uk/Valencia-swing-bed-Garden-Swing/dp/B071Y2QQT7/ref=sr_1_45?ie=UTF8&qid=1525611261&sr=8-45&keywords=Outdoor+bed+swing" is the GOAT for me. It's a little nsfw.
and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 1 year ago
I’m deeply disappointed by the lack of sugar-free gummy bear reviews
John McCall 1 year ago
If you want to laugh your butt off at reviews, I suggest you go to Amazon and read the reviews for a book called, "Moon People." I had tears coming out of my eyes reading all the comments about this likely atrocious book.
Sardonyx_3 1 year ago
Found it! -- https://www.amazon.com/Moon-People-Dale-M-Courtney/dp/1436372135/ref=sr_1_1?crid=2PP4T692LPESZ&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.woFzVQtxQFrdUQPKIeBpP_pfN0Ptx4gOUFJq9SGypDDQV4quwCW2jjqg9GHqVXbU4IT9lnRUljxvF12g76B_zHy-lZKZ2IEJyPJIJfJjiSec7fWWTrKHYAqjIOo9wUlS7GX6Vv8DT6T2swmy5rDXPc2kfK09dZ19B7tO0DipEHqvAKHJ7lwlfcqJHw6lGpz-YwEeEYDwMUYjHelVjwMXtfSIV4GyLf8CKFQsSnOpBi8.hlq6HvVWAuFMFtGeIWMo7BcViubxXKF1iywv9gZ7yp4&dib_tag=se&keywords=moon+people+book&qid=1711826004&sprefix=moon+people+boo%2Caps%2C313&sr=8-1#customerReviews
Load More Replies... Uncle Schmickle 1 year ago
This was in last week's post. And it has nothing to do with the headline.
Becky Samuel 1 year ago
This "https://www.amazon.co.uk/Valencia-swing-bed-Garden-Swing/dp/B071Y2QQT7/ref=sr_1_45?ie=UTF8&qid=1525611261&sr=8-45&keywords=Outdoor+bed+swing" is the GOAT for me. It's a little nsfw.
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