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Before choosing a place to eat when visiting a new city, I can easily spend half an hour scrolling through reviews online. I want to browse the menu, see photos of the food, get a feel for the ambiance and read detailed reviews about other patrons’ experiences, so I can make an informed decision about where to spend my money.

And while most reviews are helpful, when you read through enough of them, you’re bound to stumble upon some that are emotionally charged or hilariously written. Those are the ones we’re celebrating today! Below, you’ll find some of the funniest and most brutally honest reviews people have shared online for businesses, products and more. Enjoy scrolling through, and keep reading to find conversations with moderators from the Humorous Reviews and Google Reviews subreddits!

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this one. I've seen it many times, and I always crack a rueful smile. That lady could be me! Also, I want her pants.

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    To learn more about the wonderful world of interesting online reviews, we reached out to the moderator team of r/humorousreviews and got in touch with the subreddit’s creator, u/joshguillen. Josh was kind enough to have a chat with Bored Panda and share what inspired him to start this community in the first place.

    “I started it for the same reason most subreddits get started - an emergent interest in a niche that, until that point, didn't have an obvious home,” he noted, sharing a link to a post from 11 years ago that, unfortunately has since been deleted, but included a review that inspired the new sub. 

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    We were also curious about what kinds of reviews end up being shared in this group. “It's interesting in that posts here are on a slider, somewhere between informative and entertaining,” Josh told Bored Panda. “At 100% informative, stories are objective but end up being funny in bizarre, unexpected and unintentional ways.”

    “As you get halfway, you find reviews with kernels of truth wrapped in entertaining and enthralling containers. And finally, approaching the entertaining end, you find the classic joke posts and sugar-fueled fun,” the creator continued. “There are outliers like responses to reviews, that keep things interesting for their own reasons, as well. Regardless of purpose, the outcomes are the same: fantastic stories, short and long.”

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    Josh also says there’s no shortage of creativity in the subreddit. “For a place all about showing the content of others, there are occasions where original content really shines,” he shared. “Seeing the creativity of people on the internet is always great, but it's even better when they're a member of your own community!”

    Finally, we wanted to know if Josh believes it’s important for us to leave reviews online. “Reviews are a marketplace of human perspectives, featuring the funny, the insightful, and the commonplace, (hopefully) free from the strings of corporations and entities that will say anything to get you to buy, no matter how true or untrue it may be,” he shared. “It's simply authentic.”

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    “Jenny from Maryland probably has a more reality-based experience of a product than any Instagram ad or sponsored showcase you'd run into while researching it online,” he explained. “In a world where algorithms and influencers are near inescapable, there's value in hearing from someone without a horse in the race.”

    And if you’re interested in seeking out comical reviews or you happen to stumble upon some, don’t keep them to yourself! “Content is sparse due to the nature of finding great reviews these days, but it's always been a game of quality over quantity,” he added. “If you ever see any reviews that made you smile (or question your life choices) you're more than welcome to share them here!”

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    David
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ADULTING TIP: When you buy new shoes (or really any clothing you are not sure about) wear them for a while in some situation where you are not committed. A trip to the grocery store or a walk around your block. Don't make your first time wearing Steve Martin's Cruel Shoes be at work. Or - alternate tip - bring a spare pair of shoes just in case. Source: I am a big brained rocket scientist who knows some shoes suck after your feet are in them for a while. /J

    Ken Beattie
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I get new ones (I just did, nice Caterpillar mid height boots) I like to put them on while I'm at home just sitting at the computer or watching TV. The first couple times aren't even about walking, it's about stretching them a little. After that, I do what you suggest - quick trips.

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    Chez2202
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always wear new shoes walking around the carpeted areas of your house. You will know pretty quickly if they are uncomfortable and you can return them without any damage to the soles.

    David
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, many places let you return shoes if you have not worn them outside. And even prior to purchase, I try to take an extended walk around the store / shoe area. Many times you know right away if a shoe is NOT the one. But if I think I am going to purchase a particular pair I'll wear them / walk around a few minutes before purchase. Sometimes even 5 minutes or so is enough to make you realize something isn't right in the fit.

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    Mike Crow
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the last requirements to graduate basic training was a 13 km march with full pack. My friends and I bought Dr. Scholl’s insoles for our combat boots and thought they would help. At the end of the march I felt like I was walking on broken glass and had major blisters. Turns out I forgot to put the things in my boots and walked on only the leather.

    Moosy Girl
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you’ve discovered Darn Tough socks with padded soles by now. ;)

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    Clover
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree! This one had me laughing out loud, and reading some to my husband. I'm going to have to look into though about the Cruel Shoes. I don't know what that is, but I'll find out!

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    Cybele Spanjaard
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    9 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you report it to Dr Scholls? Did you buy the right size to start with?

    S R Godwin
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scholls are like Marmite - Love 'em or Hate 'em, nothing in between.....

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    Granny's Thoughts
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So funny. I'm really going to have to take a more artistic approach to my reviews.

    Janet Graham
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best time to shop for shoes is after you have been on your feet all day. If your feet are hot and cranky, they are likely to hate all shoes. But, when you slip on a pair that does feel like clouds and pillows, buy them and love them!!!

    NeOsage
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who wears a pair of brand new shoes for 8 hours straight? Break them in gradually, idiot.

    Clover
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    9 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this review should be at the very top of this list!

    Headless Nathaniel
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶these shoes were made for Satan, and that's just what they'll do, watch one day these shows are gonna Satan over you 🎶

    SilverSkyCloud
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    surely everyone knows you need to break in new shoes before wearing them for hours at a time, right?

    Andy Frobig
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    9 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In 1982 I was a teenage runner, and begged my father for adidas Marathon Trainers for Christmas. Nikes had given me shinsplints, but my friends who had Marathon Trainers loved them. Dad came through for once, and I laced them up for the first time on 12/27...I was in agony! I ran about four miles and my feet hurt literally more than they ever had, or have since! I was sure I had made a terrible mistake. I tried them again the next day and they were fine. I've had probably 15 pair of Marathon Trainers since

    Caryle
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can second the opinion about Dr. Scholl’s shoes being super uncomfortable. just awful really.

    Joanne Earle
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those wooden Dr. Scholl's sandals were uncomfortable too. Every year I'd beg my mom to get me some and every time I wore them, they hurt. And don't try to run cause they'll slip off and you'll come down hard with your arch on the sharp back of the sandal.

    Gwyn
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    9 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like the shoes were too small if they got a blister that fast

    Chewie Baron
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know you’re old when you walk past a display of Dr Scholl’s and think “Ooh, they look comfy!”.

    Queeqec
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To much religion for a shoe review, but funny to read anyway

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    We also were lucky enough to get in touch with the creator of the Google Reviews subreddit to hear how their community came about. "I started this subreddit a few years back because I’ve always loved checking out restaurants ahead of times and their reviews," the moderator shared. "I noticed there was a subreddit for funny reviews on Yelp, which is on its way out, but not for Google."

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    robecca leyden
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This made me lol. Lived in London 4 years and it had very underwhelming scaffolding around it the whole time.

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    As far as why people hop online to share such brutal and hilarious reviews, the creator says, "I honestly think people encounter crazy places, or crazy scenarios at regular places, and they just have to share (warn?) others about it!"

    They also noted that it's difficult to choose any favorite posts from the group, because there are simply too many good ones. "Every time I find a post I think is the funniest or craziest I’ve ever seen, another newer post takes its place," they told Bored Panda.

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    The creator also believes that it’s very important to share reviews of businesses online, especially if you’ve had a positive experience. "All too often, people only post their negative reviews. Business owners go through a lot of work and money to make their customers happy, and the least we can do, besides buy from them, is tell others about how happy they made you feel," they explained. "I review businesses constantly, more so the good ones than the bad ones. And definitely if they’re a small business."

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    We hope you're getting a kick out of these reviews, pandas. Remember to start reviewing all of your favorite businesses, and be sure to upvote the pics on this list that you would give 5 stars to! Then, if you're interested in checking out another Bored Panda article featuring humorous reviews, look no further than right here!

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    Cecilia Herrera
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    9 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the movie was amazing, why give it one star? Oh yeah, you had to write an essay. Sigh.

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