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To us outsiders, being pregnant seems like such a beautiful experience. Months of researching baby names, learning about the human body during doctor's appointments, and bringing a new life into this world. Honestly, it sounds so magical.
But the everyday life of pregnancy is so much more than that. And way less glamorous than the movies want us to believe. Stylish maternity clothes are really expensive and hard to find, and that "glow" that everyone keeps mentioning is more sweat than sprinkles.
To paint you a more accurate picture of what it's really like to grow a human being in your belly, Bored Panda has compiled a list of honest posts that mothers and their loved ones made about them expecting.
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#1
Unsolicited Advice
New Prometheus 3 years ago
It's ok to assume one is pregnant if it encourages to be polite (to give a seat, open doors, etc) but if it's used to control and humiliate like in this example... Makes me MAD.
#2
Oops
To help you make sense of what pregnant women go through, Bored Panda contacted Vicki Broadbent, a writer, director, broadcaster, and founder of the parenting blog Honest Mum. "There is a myriad of changes which take place when you're pregnant: hormonal so chemical/emotional changes and of course physical as your body expands to house your precious cargo," the bestselling author of Mumboss (UK) and The Working Mom (the US and Canada) said.
Vicki herself has two boys and a baby girl on the way. "I believe pregnancy has provided me with somewhat of a maternal superpower too. My instincts are sharpened so my boundaries are stronger; I have less tolerance for any BS or drama as I'm protective of my mental and physical health and that of my baby's and my focus is firmly on that which brings me joy," she explained. "I recently read that women are born with all of the eggs they'll ever have in a lifetime and that when my mother was in my grandmother's womb I was there, nestled within her as a tiny egg. How incredible is that? I like to think there's a generational strength that has been passed down to me from this strong line of women, empowering me on a cellular level."
That's true, female babies are born with all the egg cells they're ever going to have; around 1-2 million of them! No new egg cells are made during their lifetime. When a girl reaches puberty, she has between 300,000 and 400,000 eggs left.
#3
A Gift My Husband Made For Me To Use When Strangers/Family Get Too Grabby Towards My Belly Without Asking First
IAN KELLY 3 years ago
That is disgusting, even when they’re pregnant they still have personal space! They should have two persons worth in fact!
TmKhr 3 years ago
I never understood the damn need to go and touch a pregnant woman's belly without permission, it's just f'd up.
Xottel 3 years ago
If you touch a non-pregnant woman's belly you can get instantly arrested. Hy should it be okay, when she's pregnant?
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Louloubelle 3 years ago
I had a few people do this but always chalked it up to the fact that I was the size of an aircraft carrier. I got enormous, but in my defense I did have twins. I did once actually ask if someone wanted to touch my stomach, but only because it was someone I worked with and I was talking about how much they were moving and I could feel each one separately. The look on this guys face was sheer amazement. I asked if he wanted to feel, he said "Can I? Really?". So I let him. The smile that lit his face was worth it. You'd have thought I'd given him a million dollars. But I never let anyone simply walk up to me and touch me.
Robin Huff 3 years ago
Being a Mommy didn’t happen for me, to my anguish. Early, early miscarriages and an ectopic pregnancy, so I’d never felt the “quickening”. But I had never had the presumption to ask anyone if I could touch their beautiful, pregnant tummy, and am aghast that anyone would do so without permission, especially to a stranger. But when my Home Health Aide was about 8-8 1/2 months, she finally said “Oh! All right!” walked over to me and presented her belly, saying “Go ahead!” 🥰🥰 Feeling that movement was absolutely amazing, and I am so grateful to her for offering me that moment.
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ThatOneWriter 3 years ago
OMG I wish I'd had this! It got so bad at work (I had a very public-facing job) that my bosses had me work in the back when certain customers came in. Creepers all of them 🤮
Kim Irving 3 years ago
Legit had complete strangers reach out & touch my belly when I was preggo, I would freak out! Hormones, also DON'T TOUCH ME! You don't walk up to strangers & touch them, especially on the stomach!
Anne Christiansen 3 years ago
I didn't have any strangers try to touch my (absolutely gigantic...twins) belly. My niece's husband reached out and touched my stomach when I was just barely showing, so I reached over and put my hand on his stomach. We stood there looking at each other for a couple seconds and then he said, "point taken" and removed his hand. We got a good laugh out of it.
Melissa J 3 years ago
Why do people think it's ok to feel pregnant people's bellies without asking first? My last pregnancy my Mother-in-law started feeling my belly without asking and I was not happy. I like my personal space so if someone asked it was totally fine to touch. Would it be ok if I walk up to someone touched they're belly and asked when they're having their next bowel movement? Repect the personal space and ask b4 you touch.
Margaret Mason 3 years ago
One day at church I was talking to a friend who was very pregnant. I said, tentatively, 'I know it's not the baby, it's your body ...' and she said 'oh, you want to feel?' and she took my hand and put it on her tummy and said 'he's moving here now'. It was so kind of her to let an old maid feel her baby inside. I would never say that every pregnant woman should do it, but it was a gift I'll never forget :)
Lynne Stankard 3 years ago
My daughter (from England) moved to the USA to marry and eventually have our Grandson. I went over to help her with a difficult pregnancy and was HORRIFIED at the number of people (complete strangers) who would just walk up to her and touch her bump!!! What the holy Hell is this????? How rude. This never happens in the UK. Wish I'd have thought of this - great idea.
Julie Hunter 2 years ago
Something about a pregnant belly makes people become complete idiots. All manners and common sense go out of their minds at the sight and god forbid they see the baby moving. It can become a literal mob scene of strangers all pushing and shoving to have the baby "kick" their hands. My daughter started carrying a police baton with her when she left the house because she was so skinny with a beach ball belly while pregnant so she couldn't hide it.
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Tara Akins 3 years ago
Crazily enough... I never did mind people loving the bump. I knew it wasn't about me but about a new life... New hope.. That said..I never touch anybody without strict permission. And I never ask either unless its a friend. Even then it's rare. I guess just because I don't feel the need doesn't mean that others don't. I'm not sure why I'm like that. It just doesn't bother me but I can see 100% why it bothers others. Strange way to be i guess. (Though if they are sick or anything..um no. And I never handed my baby to strangers either. Germs..negative energy.. Who knows. Im the one that will have to deal with it though. Not them. )
TheAnimalLady 3 years ago
We should make a kid's version for when people try to make them hug & kiss them... when they don't want to or haven't even been asked. (Besides which this can "groom" them for pedophiles.)
Layla Corman 3 years ago
That spray bottle will come in handy a few weeks after the baby is born too! Both to spray away unwanted strangers and if you have a natural V birth! (If you have gone through this, you know how great that water spray feels!)
Lionelle Grosdemanche-dien 3 years ago
Having a certain sense of humor??? All depends on your cultural environment.
Ivan Ilic 3 years ago
Allegedly it's bring luck when you touch belly of pregnant woman.Its superstition and nothing more.
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Karen Lawyer 3 years ago
I think I would prefer a ruler or something similar 🤔 (guess what kind of school I went to)
Cathleen Keller 2 years ago
I LOVE this gift idea. Wish I'd had it during my pregnancy. Had a woman ask where my wedding was and was I one of those :trashy" unmarried women. My Dad told her I had swallowed it so the baby had something to play with. Any other questions? She turned bright red & walked away. Thanks Fad.
Amy Doyle 2 years ago
I swear I hate when people touch me. I'm not a touchy person, I don't mind if it's like a hug, but when they are playing with my hair it annoys me so much, they always come up to me and be like I love your hair is so nice and thick etc and play with it, without even asking me. I really like my space. I couldn't imagine how awkward and annoying it would be to have people coming up to touch your stomach, I've seen it happen even with strangers. You should respect people's space.
Emalee Bespflug 2 years ago
I believe I was about 7 months pregnant when I was finally really showing and decided to post a cute pic showing off my bump in a tank top I was openly engaged and even if I wasn’t this wouldn’t be okay. But this creeper guy I didn’t know commented how he really wanted to rub my belly because he used to for his wife and how beautiful I was and how much he loved pregnant bellies. Needless to say my fiancé was totally on the defense and I was totally creeped out.
Meghan Turnis 2 years ago
My bestie used to touch people's face when they started touching her belly. They'd be shocked, and she'd just say something like "oh I thought we were just randomly touching strangers without asking."
Kieran Bushey 2 years ago
I think pregnant people should be allowed to slap anyone who tries to touch their belly without consent.
LizaIsabellaXD 2 years ago
I'm done when they have the audacity to be all, "I'm not a cat!! Don't spray me!!"
Kristina Cowan 2 years ago
Ughhh, personal space! It seems like people think that's an acceptable thing to do, even though they don't know the person.
Kristina Cowan 2 years ago
I just keep my hands to myself, I always thought it'd be weird or impolite to touch someone's baby bump but that's just me. Unless they want to be touched, that's their business.
commie pinkofag 2 years ago
It is indeed baffling how the primates all vie to touch the one with the biggest tumor.
melissa McKenzie 2 years ago
Yay!I have never been pregnant but always respected a woman's space...but you just want to touch...
Karolyn Harrington 2 years ago
I want one just because it's awesome and how I feel on the bus or trains in SF!
Sarah 2 years ago
I have never understood why people think it's ok to touch someone else's stomach. Pregnant or not. That's someone else's body! Even if you aren't strangers. How weird is it for a friend to just.. lay their hand on your belly?! And the worst part is that so many people don't even think twice about it, they just dive right in.
CrazyRedHead 2 years ago
i will use it when just walking down the street tho im not pregnant
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Dori Weishaar 2 years ago
Omg I love it!!!! Our family is known as Llama nation & this makes me grin from east to ear !!!!
Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 2 years ago
What do people expect by touching anyone's belly? A hi 5 from the baby?
Taylor Kincherlow 2 years ago
People disregard personal space it doesn’t matter if you’re paralyzed or pregnant your space is still going to get invaded 🤣
Joan Zatorski 2 years ago
I think this is a clever way of getting your point across regarding your personal space. I'm really horrified to think that anyone believes they have the right to touch another person without asking permission first! I even ask dog walkers if I may pet their dog when we stop to have a conversation. To just reach out and touch someone's protruding stomach is so...so...WRONG.
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Kaj Boelsen 3 years ago
What is it with people touching bellies? Even strangers do it, it’s absolutely horrible.
aleem ud din 3 years ago
Seriously! I really don't understand why white people do this. This is disgusting and harassment.
TheAnimalLady 3 years ago
Dude!?! It's NOT only white people 🙄 you sound racist when you say that.
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Chloe *Leah* Pheonix 3 years ago (edited)
o my God I need this. Just to have bc is funny and cute
Rosemary Moreland 3 years ago
I love it! He should market it! Water called No Touchy is just a great idea!
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Mary Jean Klett 2 years ago
It never bothered me. I'm in my 70's now, but honestly, at least back then, it was thought of as a blessing to the baby, a good luck and good health blessing. Unless someone is being rude or ignorant, I found it a compliment. It seems so many people today feel affronted by just about anything. I've got to feel sorry for them, that they live their lives so meanly. I can only wonder what has brought this behavior on... does negativity make one feel better? What an unhappy space to live in.
Kenny Nodal 2 years ago
Seriously that is how s**t goes wrong in a pregnancy
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Pancake Satan 3 years ago
I need that. Not bcoz I’m pregnant, it’s bcoz I’m a bodybuilder and everyone assumes that it’s totally chill to grab me and be like ‘YOOOOO RIPPED BOI COME HERE lemme touch you’
pihu arora 2 years ago
wow such a great content . its good to see such a qulaity stuff here. thanks for sharing .
Odoacer Gets Grounded 493 2 years ago
Don’t be such a mean cow. You got yourself into this mess.
#4
Feelin’ Like A Whole Chicken
Pregnancy starts taking its toll right from the get-go. "First-trimester nausea and fatigue certainly aren't fun. Nor is indigestion and insomnia of the second trimester but as this is my fourth pregnancy and third baby (I sadly lost a baby last year), I am relishing the magic of pregnancy as much as possible," Vicki Broadbent said.
That being said, Vicki still faces challenges. "I can't lie and say I'm fully at peace with my changing body as society/the media and my own pressure to not look 'too big' does affect me but I'm certainly trying to be kind to myself with loving affirmations and making healthy food choices and safely exercising. I'm doing daily meditation too so I can be more responsive and less reactive — hormones can be wild at times — so that helps!"
Tommy's, the largest UK charity researching the causes and prevention of pregnancy complications, miscarriage, stillbirth, premature birth, and neonatal death, also recognizes that it's natural to get a bit stressed when you're pregnant and acknowledges that coping with your symptoms and changing lifestyle, as well as everyday life, can sometimes be overwhelming. To relax, Tommy's offers these tips.
#5
I Texted My 36 Week Pregnant Wife To Ask How She Was Feeling, This Was The Photo I Got In Response
#6
My Pregnant Wife Had To Dress Up As A Superhero For Work Today
Helena Houzarová 3 years ago
Another way in which Endgame delivered! (The more serious being showing a superhero battling depression, generally being a mess, and crying, while still being a superhero.)
Personally, Vicki prefers meditation and allowing herself to feel all the emotions that arise. This includes crying when she needs to.
"Talking candidly about how I'm feeling is key," she said. "I kept a lot of trauma buried within me after a tough first birth and I learned from that period that not expressing my pain was detrimental to my mental health so now I talk (and talk) to those I love."
The mom listens to her body too. "When I need to sleep, I sleep and any guilt I might have harbored to try and be superwoman in previous pregnancies has definitely gone this time around."
Vicki discusses her experiences in her blog Honest Mum as well as on Facebook and Instagram. She will be releasing a new post today so be sure to check it out. Nobody is quite as articulate and sincere as she is.
#7
My Pregnant Wife Is Practicing Her Swaddling. Skittles Isn't A Fan
#8
Pregnancy Problems
#9
Help Your Wife Out
#10
My Wife Sneaking Up On Me
#11
My 39-Week Pregnant Wife Went To The Store To “Get Stuff For Dinner”. This Is What She Came Home With
#12
My Pregnant Wife Wanted Pancakes In The Middle Of The Night. I Delivered
#13
Pregnancy Struggles
#14
My Wife Is Pregnant And She Thought It Would Be Funny To Take A Picture Of Our Dog's Feet Looking Like They Are Her's
#15
Pregnancy Probs
#16
Pregnancy Is Beautiful They Said. You'll Glow They Said
#17
Pregnancy Brain
#18
My Pregnant Wife Has Been Practicing Her Swaddling Technique On The Dog
#19
Pregnancy Problems
#20
Before And After
#21
My Wife Is 39 Weeks Pregnant And Really Wants To See Deadpool 2
#22
My Husband Found Me Hiding In The Bathroom, Pants Down, Shoveling Cookie Dough Ice Cream In My Mouth And Hiding From Our Kids. This Is Pregnancy (29weeks)
#23
Pregnancy Struggles
Nadine Debard 3 years ago
Same! Now my husband helps me (and sometimes for the socks, the shoes...)
#24
Pregnancy Hormones
#25
Pregnancy Brain Is So Real. My Daughters Daycare Lady Sent Me This. I’m So Embarrassed
#26
Looking All Over The House For A Good While... And Freaking Out Since Already Running Late, Finally Found My Damn Keys
Common side effect of parenting while pregnant.
Amy Bindokas 3 years ago
It’s not just a pregnancy thing I’ve done done this a few times found my phone in the freezer once.
#27
Too Hot To Wear Pants And Dresses Are Mostly All That Fits Me So I Had To Figure Out A Way To Shave My Legs While Not Being Able To Bend Over
#28
8 Months Pregnant And Came Out Of The Bank To Find This... (I’m The Blue Car)
#29
Pregnant In A Heat Wave
#30
I Heard “You’re So Big!” And “You’re So Small!” Literally Within The Same Day In Pregnancy And I Was Like Wut
What is it about our baby bumps that makes people think they can give us their UNSOLICITED comments and suggestions?
Here's a tip: Just wish us and our baby good health and safe delivery.
What's the worst unsolicited comment you've heard about your pregnancy?
Nadine Debard 3 years ago
Very often they're only kind people being a bit clumsy. First one: 'oh, you're 7 months pregnant, but your belly is very discreet'. A week later, (admiring tone) ' wow you're due in October, but your belly is already quite big' (really depends on the clothes I wear). I know my baby is OK, I didn't overweight, I'm in good health and shape, so I really don't mind comments like this as they're first meant to be nice.
#31
Cracking Up At The Hilarious (& Oh So Relatable) Difference Of My Undies From March vs. Today At 37 Weeks
Queen Boudicca 3 years ago
Those blue undies may have inadvertently contributed to you needing the olive ones....good for you!
#32
The Next Person That Asks Me How My Pregnancy Is Going Will Just Be Shown This Picture
Nadine Debard 3 years ago
Edema in only one leg should be a signal to go to the doctor's quite soon
#33
Technically This Conversation With My Husband Happened Yesterday, But I Swear It Feels Like I Have A Similar One With Him Everyday
#34
I Sent This Series Of Texts To My Hubby Just Now
#35
How Many Breakfasts Have You Had Today? This Is My Third
#36
Nailed It
#37
My Husband And I Took Our 5 Year Old To The Amusement Park For The First Time Today. I'm 9 Months Pregnant, This Was My Favorite Ride
Andy Acceber 3 years ago
Whyyyyyyy? Going to the amusement park for the first time at the age of 6 will be just as fun.
#38
"Let's Watch Football And Eat Nachos Together All Day!" Not
#39
Pregnant Women Problems
#40
Pickle Juice Popsicles
#41
No, I Am Not Enjoying Contractions. Also, I Had A Baby This Morning
#42
Im Not Saying That She Has Pregnancy Brain... I Mean It’s Also Possible That She Made Chocolate Waffles. Either Way It Smells Like A Delicious Campfire In Our Kitchen
#43
Pregnancy Is Weird
#44
Pregnant Wife Ordered Cheese Fries, This Isn’t Going To End Well
#45
My Friend's Wife Is Pregnant. She Got Cravings For Sweet And Spicy
#46
Preggo Brain At Its Finest. Opened My Front Door This Morning To Find These In It
#47
Pregnancy Struggles
#48
Pregnant Problems
#49
Let's Say I "Hypothetically" Forgot To Take A Pyrex Lid Out Of The Oven Before I Preheat It And It "Hypothetically" Melted
What would be the best way to get the plastic off the hypothetical oven rack? Or would one need to just throw the whole damn oven out? Asking for a friend.
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What do you think ?
Alyssa 3 years ago
Yeah…. Just absolutely not for me. Which I think is fine in this overpopulated world.
Nadine Debard 3 years ago
Pregnant women aren't weired. Pregnancy is a weird moment and these things are rather common, even though every woman will have different body reactions (no cravings for me). But the most important is that these 9 months pass very quickly and afterwards you usually don't bother all the little troubles. Feeling your baby moving in your belly, talking to them, preparing to welcome a little person is wonderful and the whole process is worth, if you choose it.
ChickyChicky 3 years ago
That's a lovely sentiment, but when you're in the middle of losing your GD mind and your body is acting unusual, it's hard, and it is weird. It's okay to make fun of it and whine about it and at the same time be very grateful for it.
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Ori Dori 3 years ago
As much as I find some of these funny and somewhat relatable ( I have a 7-month old son) I think these posts do scare future mothers - no, your ancles won't disappear, no, you won't necessarily end up with a 5 size bigger panties (no doctor will say that you have to eat 3 breakfasts) - some women do have a difficult pregnancy, but there are many more who do not have any major difficultly during those months (therefore there aren't any funny posts on look I still wear the same size, I can shave etc.) I just hope ladies you don't take these posts super seriously :)
Ivana 3 years ago
My absolute biggest fear is being pregnant. Having a kid is one thing, but I am absolutely terrified of being pregnant and giving birth. Thinking of having a kid in a year or two, told my husband that I will not under any circumstances give vaginal birth, that if we can't find a doctor to agree to just let me do a c-section then I will never allow myself to get pregnant. Honestly I am beyond terrified. I have nightmares about it and every time we have a conversation about having a kid I end up crying at the very idea of being pregnant or even worse, vaginal birth. I think it has become a phobia at this point.
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Random Person 3 years ago
Ladies, please remember, you don't have to do something just because society forces it upon you. If you don't want kids, don't have them. If you want to adopt, adopt. I made the same decision years ago, that I will never get pregnant and nothing and no one can change my decision, and I have been so much happier and so relived. I always saw birth as something to be terrified of, and dreaded, but something every woman is forced to go through, until I realized that I had a choice.
Darla Middlebrook 3 years ago
Can I just say...I AM SOOOO GLAD THAT I NEVER GO PREGNANT!! My nieces and nephews and one of my sisters kept telling me that I would wish I had. Nope...70 now and I don't think I missed out on anything!
Vernice Aure 3 years ago
Here is an interesting biological tidbit: Pregnant woman are as different from unpregnant women as unpregnant women are from men. The changes in the biological processes, hormones, etc. are mind boggling.
Random Person 3 years ago
Same! And I feel so much happier because of it!
Load More Replies... Random Person 3 years ago
Yep, never getting pregnant. This article is just reason number #98498634983
Brittany Thomas 2 years ago
I have a baby. A fur baby. That's the only kind of children I will ever have.
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Jo Choto 3 years ago
Pregnancy and labor varies tremendously from woman to woman. I had an employee who was VERY small and VERY thin and her longest labor of her five children was 20 minutes. As in, feels something and gives birth 20 minutes later. Then there are people like me who go 72 hours and die during the process. But most people are in between. I think a lot of the fear and surprise comes from the fact that most of us no longer live in community settings where we see pregnancy and labor up close and are used to that aspect of life. We all live in our little nuclear families, separated from most other people and so pregnancy and labor and delivery are quite foreign concepts to a lot of western women. Best clue you will have is to find out what kind of experience your mother and/or maternal/paternal aunts had, because you may well follow a similar pattern. But there are plenty of people in the world, so choosing not to have a child is well valid.
Nina 3 years ago
I wish these posts showed all the good stuff about being preggers. There's all the crap, but it's an incredible experience too. I don't want anyone to feel scared of this process because of the bad days. That's just how life is.
Jason Alexander 3 years ago (edited)
There is good, but many women have struggles and think they shouldn't share bc sharing about the hard stuff is not a thing. I have always heard the wonderful, I appreciate the relatable more. Making pregnancy a fairytale doesn't help the rising rates of depression women experience after pregnancy. Women need to know it's ok to not love being pregnant. I HATED it, and that's ok. I love my babies and would do it again for them, but I know it's ok to not like being pregnant. I'm glad you had a good time, but many women do not, and that shouldn't be an issue.
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Adraboran Davis-Blake 2 years ago
A pregnancy was always so scary for me. Another human growing inside of me has freaked me out since I was about 12. I don't know why.
Crystal Gavaller 3 years ago
Sooooo, the last two months of my pregnancy, I couldn't sleep. Of course I started to hallucinate. In the middle of the night I thought my cat was trying to attack my baby 😂 n her crib so I threw the cat across the room. The baby was still in my belly and the cat was a diet coke.. pregnancy brain at it's finest 😂
Tami 3 years ago
Anyone remarking how pregnant women are crazy needs to have a few doses of the hormones circulating in a pregnant woman's body, then comment.
tiari 3 years ago
My pregnant friends usually said that about themselves. You can still be quite self-aware while pregnant.
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I really want to have kids, but whenever I think about going through labor or having to deal with all of this, I get a little scared. I know it's worth it though to actually have a child.
Jason Alexander 3 years ago
Unlike the other comments I want to comfort you by saying it's ok and normal to be scared. Fear is normal, shoving it down is not. I would advise you to talk to those who have given birth or are currently pregnant. Join groups for women trying to conceive. Ask questions and work through fears. Whatever you choose should be right for you and you should be comfortable with that choice. People telling you not to worry or to push through the fear aren't thinking about the emotional ramifications of that mentality when you are pregnant with hormones or after you give birth when they all rush out. I love my babies, but pregnancy is hard and those first 6 months are brutal. Some women have it easy, but you also have to mentally prepare in case you don't.
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CrazyRedHead 2 years ago
Some of these make me NOT want to be pregnant t someday tho......... =(=(=(
Luka Verheijen 3 years ago
I hear all the time what a pain it is, so no, I can't see how beautiful it is
Brittany Thomas 2 years ago
Gee, I'm so glad I never had children. My 50th birthday is coming up in April. I'm really going to celebrate.
Bianca Schepel 3 years ago
I am just sitting here wondering why you would go through the trouble of painting your toenails, shave your legs or cooch at this point. Baby won't come out wearing it like a beard and no one will be looking at your toes or pet your hairy legs while they are supporting your legs to help you out during birth. Just let it be and tidy it up once you've gone back to semi regular.
Rocheellee Reid 2 years ago
90% of these comments are either braindead, selfish or annoying. i don't want kids either but God damn stop making these posts meant for pregnant women about yourselves and how much you think the pregnant body is disgusting. holy sh1t grow up.
Paul Nogin 2 years ago
I expected more sexual harassment. I'm very happy for these ladies that it wasn't there. Just surprised, is all.
Alison Shanahan 2 years ago
My first pregnancy I was so swollen with excess fluid I could only wear flip flops. I put on 35kg because the gynaecologist cut my thyroid meds in half when they should have been doubled. My second pregnancy I only put on 9kg had zero fluid retention and had a 5kg baby. My third pregnancy I put on 22kg, stomach grew to 51" and had another 5kg baby. The second was the easiest, I felt comfortable the entire time. I craved fruit with all 3, mandarins first, passionfruit second and fruit in general third.
Melissa J 3 years ago
I think the article was cool as a mom of 3 boys(15, 9 & 8) it's funny to think about my odd cravings for each pregnancy. My 1st craving was for lo mein and my husband brought me "lo mein" BUT it was made with skinny spaghetti noodles. I wanted the traditional lo mein with fat noodles. My poor husband I unleashed the evil and asked how he thought this was ok when obviously it was spaghetti NOT lo mein noodles. Every restaurant has their spin on it now my sane brain gets it but not 15 yrs ago.lol btw- I also couldn't eat chicken during all 3 pregnancies I would vomit. I had a weird cotton candy craving it could only be in blue NEVER in pink. My youngest sticky rice. I'd shape it similar to a shrimp roll and dip it in soy sauce. It was worth the cankles.lol
CatWoman312 3 years ago
I wish someone did one on our sense of smell. I smell 1000x better than I did before like I can smell what my neighbors are cooking. I can smell 3 rooms over if my cats use the liter box. I can tell if the trash needs to be thrown out without entering the room. It’s like super nose or something 😂
Dorothy Cloud 3 years ago
I was so lucky that I skipped so many of those problems, but I feel for all the ladies that go thru that. Bless their hearts.
TheAnimalLady 3 years ago
I'm confused 😕 Bless your heart is a belittling insult, right?
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Joanna Hardwick 2 years ago
I empathise so much!! Women are amazing. Some of these made me laugh till I cried.
Delia Fey 2 years ago
For every scary story there are more funny & beautiful stories. You should see a therapist to address your anxiety. If you decide you want to have a baby, you should look into getting a trained doulah who can help you during the labor & delivery & you can do hypnobirthing -it trains you to relax so you won't be overwhelmed by your anxieties. I did both & had 2 kids. With my first delivery I did both & it made for a great experience I do not regret. My doulah knew this amazing trick she told the midwife to inject a small amount of sterile water just under the skin in 4 places on my back & poof my lower back pain went away. The deliveries were major events in my life but I remember them as intense not painful. I did not have an epidural by choice. (I was very fearful of having a C-section & an epidural because I had heard horror stories so in response I did my research enough to find what I would be comfortable with. You do you & be confident in your choices dybe ruled by fear. Hugs GL!
McBedo 2 years ago
Honestly, a huge amount of these comments are very annoying. This post has nothing to do with what you as a person want for yourself. Its just a silly post about pregnant women's problems. These are relatable and funny to any pregnant woman out there and even to those who are looking to be future parents. If you don't wanna be a mom good for you, but seriously stop flooding the comments with "yep this is why I'm not having kids" ffs it is not the worst thing in the world, it's just weird things that happen for 9months that pass by in a blink of an eye for most mothers. Stop making it sound so tabboo. To live in a day and age where people think pregnancy is weird, disgusting and uncomfortable is just embarassing. Pregnancy is beautiful, yes it has its own set of problems, but its great for anyone who genuinely wants to be a parent. As I said, if you don't want to have kids that's your choice, but don't pin the reason on preggo problems or how "gross the belly looks".
Lucy Gregg 3 years ago
They should show real problems pregnant women can have this world and people in general dont care about pregnant women.
Ragnhild Nilsen 3 years ago
I was almost 8 months pregnant with twins and hadn't been able to go as far as the shop (500 meters) for more than a week. I wanted apples. I needed apples. And husband bought apples for me. It was the wrong kind of apples. I cried.
pankaj sharma 2 years ago
While I was pregnant with my youngest, I yelled at my husband. During last trimester I enjoyed and carved for Lipton ice tea lemon. In pouches, not bottles. So when ever he went to buy groceries, he would buy ten pouches for me. So one evening I drank one liter of ice tea (9. Pouch), and wanted more. So I made the last one. I thought it smelled different and tasted it, it was peach taste. So I yelled at him for solid 15 min, for not paying attention to make sure that ALL 10 were lemon. Then he left to buy more pouches, like 10-15 min before the store closed. When he came back, I didn't want it anymore. I was 7 months pregnant.
Rissie 2 years ago
A liter of black tea? That's a whole lot of caffeine... Might have added to your anger.
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Khadija Jade 2 years ago
Hey...just a reminder that if you seek God, you will find Him. He cares about you and wants you to give Him your life <3
Nanette Pacelli 2 years ago
I managed to shave my legs when I was 9 months pregnant. foot up on the tub and lean a bit to the side.
Becky Graham 2 years ago
I have 3 absolutely gorgeous children....well young adults now. I am 63 and one thing I miss about my younger days is being pregnant. It was always a magical time for me. I guess because I didn't focus on the uncomfortable, undo- able moments, but on watching my gift from God flipping and flopping in my belly. My oldest daughter would push my left side so hard, every night, that I could count every little toe. We would communicate by tapping a spot and getting a push back. I miss being pregnant so much.
Donald Johnson 2 years ago
Pregnant women are very beautiful women as long as they don't get mad.
darkmagic lovespell 3 years ago
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Lori T Wisconsin 3 years ago
Attention seeking behaviors. You made your bed, now you sleep in it.
Martha Meyer 3 years ago
Why do you keep making these overdramatic comments? Wanting children is a perfecty normal thing, you are acting as if they are willingly growing the monsters from Alien in their bodies.
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Nadine Debard 3 years ago
Right, but these body reactions are very frequent. Every woman and every pregnancy is different, some won't have cravings, some won't have oedema, some will be able to put on their shoes until the 8th month or more... But it's useful and rather comforting to know you're not alone when you feel like a whale crying because you can't pick up a random thing on the floor (yes I sometimes feel like this, not everyday).
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Ivana 3 years ago
Wait, since you posted this, isn't this your way of telling the internet that your parents had sex? Man, what a perv. No one asked about your parent's sex life!
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Alyssa 3 years ago
Yeah…. Just absolutely not for me. Which I think is fine in this overpopulated world.
Nadine Debard 3 years ago
Pregnant women aren't weired. Pregnancy is a weird moment and these things are rather common, even though every woman will have different body reactions (no cravings for me). But the most important is that these 9 months pass very quickly and afterwards you usually don't bother all the little troubles. Feeling your baby moving in your belly, talking to them, preparing to welcome a little person is wonderful and the whole process is worth, if you choose it.
ChickyChicky 3 years ago
That's a lovely sentiment, but when you're in the middle of losing your GD mind and your body is acting unusual, it's hard, and it is weird. It's okay to make fun of it and whine about it and at the same time be very grateful for it.
Load More Replies... Ori Dori 3 years ago
As much as I find some of these funny and somewhat relatable ( I have a 7-month old son) I think these posts do scare future mothers - no, your ancles won't disappear, no, you won't necessarily end up with a 5 size bigger panties (no doctor will say that you have to eat 3 breakfasts) - some women do have a difficult pregnancy, but there are many more who do not have any major difficultly during those months (therefore there aren't any funny posts on look I still wear the same size, I can shave etc.) I just hope ladies you don't take these posts super seriously :)
Ivana 3 years ago
My absolute biggest fear is being pregnant. Having a kid is one thing, but I am absolutely terrified of being pregnant and giving birth. Thinking of having a kid in a year or two, told my husband that I will not under any circumstances give vaginal birth, that if we can't find a doctor to agree to just let me do a c-section then I will never allow myself to get pregnant. Honestly I am beyond terrified. I have nightmares about it and every time we have a conversation about having a kid I end up crying at the very idea of being pregnant or even worse, vaginal birth. I think it has become a phobia at this point.
Load More Replies... Random Person 3 years ago
Ladies, please remember, you don't have to do something just because society forces it upon you. If you don't want kids, don't have them. If you want to adopt, adopt. I made the same decision years ago, that I will never get pregnant and nothing and no one can change my decision, and I have been so much happier and so relived. I always saw birth as something to be terrified of, and dreaded, but something every woman is forced to go through, until I realized that I had a choice.
Darla Middlebrook 3 years ago
Can I just say...I AM SOOOO GLAD THAT I NEVER GO PREGNANT!! My nieces and nephews and one of my sisters kept telling me that I would wish I had. Nope...70 now and I don't think I missed out on anything!
Vernice Aure 3 years ago
Here is an interesting biological tidbit: Pregnant woman are as different from unpregnant women as unpregnant women are from men. The changes in the biological processes, hormones, etc. are mind boggling.
Random Person 3 years ago
Same! And I feel so much happier because of it!
Load More Replies... Random Person 3 years ago
Yep, never getting pregnant. This article is just reason number #98498634983
Brittany Thomas 2 years ago
I have a baby. A fur baby. That's the only kind of children I will ever have.
Load More Replies... Jo Choto 3 years ago
Pregnancy and labor varies tremendously from woman to woman. I had an employee who was VERY small and VERY thin and her longest labor of her five children was 20 minutes. As in, feels something and gives birth 20 minutes later. Then there are people like me who go 72 hours and die during the process. But most people are in between. I think a lot of the fear and surprise comes from the fact that most of us no longer live in community settings where we see pregnancy and labor up close and are used to that aspect of life. We all live in our little nuclear families, separated from most other people and so pregnancy and labor and delivery are quite foreign concepts to a lot of western women. Best clue you will have is to find out what kind of experience your mother and/or maternal/paternal aunts had, because you may well follow a similar pattern. But there are plenty of people in the world, so choosing not to have a child is well valid.
Nina 3 years ago
I wish these posts showed all the good stuff about being preggers. There's all the crap, but it's an incredible experience too. I don't want anyone to feel scared of this process because of the bad days. That's just how life is.
Jason Alexander 3 years ago (edited)
There is good, but many women have struggles and think they shouldn't share bc sharing about the hard stuff is not a thing. I have always heard the wonderful, I appreciate the relatable more. Making pregnancy a fairytale doesn't help the rising rates of depression women experience after pregnancy. Women need to know it's ok to not love being pregnant. I HATED it, and that's ok. I love my babies and would do it again for them, but I know it's ok to not like being pregnant. I'm glad you had a good time, but many women do not, and that shouldn't be an issue.
Load More Replies... Adraboran Davis-Blake 2 years ago
A pregnancy was always so scary for me. Another human growing inside of me has freaked me out since I was about 12. I don't know why.
Crystal Gavaller 3 years ago
Sooooo, the last two months of my pregnancy, I couldn't sleep. Of course I started to hallucinate. In the middle of the night I thought my cat was trying to attack my baby 😂 n her crib so I threw the cat across the room. The baby was still in my belly and the cat was a diet coke.. pregnancy brain at it's finest 😂
Tami 3 years ago
Anyone remarking how pregnant women are crazy needs to have a few doses of the hormones circulating in a pregnant woman's body, then comment.
tiari 3 years ago
My pregnant friends usually said that about themselves. You can still be quite self-aware while pregnant.
Load More Replies... BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 3 years ago
I really want to have kids, but whenever I think about going through labor or having to deal with all of this, I get a little scared. I know it's worth it though to actually have a child.
Jason Alexander 3 years ago
Unlike the other comments I want to comfort you by saying it's ok and normal to be scared. Fear is normal, shoving it down is not. I would advise you to talk to those who have given birth or are currently pregnant. Join groups for women trying to conceive. Ask questions and work through fears. Whatever you choose should be right for you and you should be comfortable with that choice. People telling you not to worry or to push through the fear aren't thinking about the emotional ramifications of that mentality when you are pregnant with hormones or after you give birth when they all rush out. I love my babies, but pregnancy is hard and those first 6 months are brutal. Some women have it easy, but you also have to mentally prepare in case you don't.
Load More Replies... CrazyRedHead 2 years ago
Some of these make me NOT want to be pregnant t someday tho......... =(=(=(
Luka Verheijen 3 years ago
I hear all the time what a pain it is, so no, I can't see how beautiful it is
Brittany Thomas 2 years ago
Gee, I'm so glad I never had children. My 50th birthday is coming up in April. I'm really going to celebrate.
Bianca Schepel 3 years ago
I am just sitting here wondering why you would go through the trouble of painting your toenails, shave your legs or cooch at this point. Baby won't come out wearing it like a beard and no one will be looking at your toes or pet your hairy legs while they are supporting your legs to help you out during birth. Just let it be and tidy it up once you've gone back to semi regular.
Rocheellee Reid 2 years ago
90% of these comments are either braindead, selfish or annoying. i don't want kids either but God damn stop making these posts meant for pregnant women about yourselves and how much you think the pregnant body is disgusting. holy sh1t grow up.
Paul Nogin 2 years ago
I expected more sexual harassment. I'm very happy for these ladies that it wasn't there. Just surprised, is all.
Alison Shanahan 2 years ago
My first pregnancy I was so swollen with excess fluid I could only wear flip flops. I put on 35kg because the gynaecologist cut my thyroid meds in half when they should have been doubled. My second pregnancy I only put on 9kg had zero fluid retention and had a 5kg baby. My third pregnancy I put on 22kg, stomach grew to 51" and had another 5kg baby. The second was the easiest, I felt comfortable the entire time. I craved fruit with all 3, mandarins first, passionfruit second and fruit in general third.
Melissa J 3 years ago
I think the article was cool as a mom of 3 boys(15, 9 & 8) it's funny to think about my odd cravings for each pregnancy. My 1st craving was for lo mein and my husband brought me "lo mein" BUT it was made with skinny spaghetti noodles. I wanted the traditional lo mein with fat noodles. My poor husband I unleashed the evil and asked how he thought this was ok when obviously it was spaghetti NOT lo mein noodles. Every restaurant has their spin on it now my sane brain gets it but not 15 yrs ago.lol btw- I also couldn't eat chicken during all 3 pregnancies I would vomit. I had a weird cotton candy craving it could only be in blue NEVER in pink. My youngest sticky rice. I'd shape it similar to a shrimp roll and dip it in soy sauce. It was worth the cankles.lol
CatWoman312 3 years ago
I wish someone did one on our sense of smell. I smell 1000x better than I did before like I can smell what my neighbors are cooking. I can smell 3 rooms over if my cats use the liter box. I can tell if the trash needs to be thrown out without entering the room. It’s like super nose or something 😂
Dorothy Cloud 3 years ago
I was so lucky that I skipped so many of those problems, but I feel for all the ladies that go thru that. Bless their hearts.
TheAnimalLady 3 years ago
I'm confused 😕 Bless your heart is a belittling insult, right?
Load More Replies... Joanna Hardwick 2 years ago
I empathise so much!! Women are amazing. Some of these made me laugh till I cried.
Delia Fey 2 years ago
For every scary story there are more funny & beautiful stories. You should see a therapist to address your anxiety. If you decide you want to have a baby, you should look into getting a trained doulah who can help you during the labor & delivery & you can do hypnobirthing -it trains you to relax so you won't be overwhelmed by your anxieties. I did both & had 2 kids. With my first delivery I did both & it made for a great experience I do not regret. My doulah knew this amazing trick she told the midwife to inject a small amount of sterile water just under the skin in 4 places on my back & poof my lower back pain went away. The deliveries were major events in my life but I remember them as intense not painful. I did not have an epidural by choice. (I was very fearful of having a C-section & an epidural because I had heard horror stories so in response I did my research enough to find what I would be comfortable with. You do you & be confident in your choices dybe ruled by fear. Hugs GL!
McBedo 2 years ago
Honestly, a huge amount of these comments are very annoying. This post has nothing to do with what you as a person want for yourself. Its just a silly post about pregnant women's problems. These are relatable and funny to any pregnant woman out there and even to those who are looking to be future parents. If you don't wanna be a mom good for you, but seriously stop flooding the comments with "yep this is why I'm not having kids" ffs it is not the worst thing in the world, it's just weird things that happen for 9months that pass by in a blink of an eye for most mothers. Stop making it sound so tabboo. To live in a day and age where people think pregnancy is weird, disgusting and uncomfortable is just embarassing. Pregnancy is beautiful, yes it has its own set of problems, but its great for anyone who genuinely wants to be a parent. As I said, if you don't want to have kids that's your choice, but don't pin the reason on preggo problems or how "gross the belly looks".
Lucy Gregg 3 years ago
They should show real problems pregnant women can have this world and people in general dont care about pregnant women.
Ragnhild Nilsen 3 years ago
I was almost 8 months pregnant with twins and hadn't been able to go as far as the shop (500 meters) for more than a week. I wanted apples. I needed apples. And husband bought apples for me. It was the wrong kind of apples. I cried.
pankaj sharma 2 years ago
While I was pregnant with my youngest, I yelled at my husband. During last trimester I enjoyed and carved for Lipton ice tea lemon. In pouches, not bottles. So when ever he went to buy groceries, he would buy ten pouches for me. So one evening I drank one liter of ice tea (9. Pouch), and wanted more. So I made the last one. I thought it smelled different and tasted it, it was peach taste. So I yelled at him for solid 15 min, for not paying attention to make sure that ALL 10 were lemon. Then he left to buy more pouches, like 10-15 min before the store closed. When he came back, I didn't want it anymore. I was 7 months pregnant.
Rissie 2 years ago
A liter of black tea? That's a whole lot of caffeine... Might have added to your anger.
Load More Replies... Khadija Jade 2 years ago
Hey...just a reminder that if you seek God, you will find Him. He cares about you and wants you to give Him your life <3
Nanette Pacelli 2 years ago
I managed to shave my legs when I was 9 months pregnant. foot up on the tub and lean a bit to the side.
Becky Graham 2 years ago
I have 3 absolutely gorgeous children....well young adults now. I am 63 and one thing I miss about my younger days is being pregnant. It was always a magical time for me. I guess because I didn't focus on the uncomfortable, undo- able moments, but on watching my gift from God flipping and flopping in my belly. My oldest daughter would push my left side so hard, every night, that I could count every little toe. We would communicate by tapping a spot and getting a push back. I miss being pregnant so much.
Donald Johnson 2 years ago
Pregnant women are very beautiful women as long as they don't get mad.
darkmagic lovespell 3 years ago
Save Your Relationship and Get Your Ex Boyfriend/Girlfriend Back! with 48hours contact: Dr. Ogun is certainly the best spell caster online and his result is 100% guarantee. contact now via darkmagiclovespell66@gmail.com or WhatsApp him via+12348080796947
Lori T Wisconsin 3 years ago
Attention seeking behaviors. You made your bed, now you sleep in it.
Martha Meyer 3 years ago
Why do you keep making these overdramatic comments? Wanting children is a perfecty normal thing, you are acting as if they are willingly growing the monsters from Alien in their bodies.
Load More Replies... Nadine Debard 3 years ago
Right, but these body reactions are very frequent. Every woman and every pregnancy is different, some won't have cravings, some won't have oedema, some will be able to put on their shoes until the 8th month or more... But it's useful and rather comforting to know you're not alone when you feel like a whale crying because you can't pick up a random thing on the floor (yes I sometimes feel like this, not everyday).
Load More Replies... Ivana 3 years ago
Wait, since you posted this, isn't this your way of telling the internet that your parents had sex? Man, what a perv. No one asked about your parent's sex life!
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