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To us outsiders, being pregnant seems like such a beautiful experience. Months of researching baby names, learning about the human body during doctor's appointments, and bringing a new life into this world. Honestly, it sounds so magical.

But the everyday life of pregnancy is so much more than that. And way less glamorous than the movies want us to believe. Stylish maternity clothes are really expensive and hard to find, and that "glow" that everyone keeps mentioning is more sweat than sprinkles.

To paint you a more accurate picture of what it's really like to grow a human being in your belly, Bored Panda has compiled a list of honest posts that mothers and their loved ones made about them expecting.

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Unsolicited Advice

Unsolicited Advice

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New Prometheus
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's ok to assume one is pregnant if it encourages to be polite (to give a seat, open doors, etc) but if it's used to control and humiliate like in this example... Makes me MAD.

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To help you make sense of what pregnant women go through, Bored Panda contacted Vicki Broadbent, a writer, director, broadcaster, and founder of the parenting blog Honest Mum. "There is a myriad of changes which take place when you're pregnant: hormonal so chemical/emotional changes and of course physical as your body expands to house your precious cargo," the bestselling author of Mumboss (UK) and The Working Mom (the US and Canada) said.

Vicki herself has two boys and a baby girl on the way. "I believe pregnancy has provided me with somewhat of a maternal superpower too. My instincts are sharpened so my boundaries are stronger; I have less tolerance for any BS or drama as I'm protective of my mental and physical health and that of my baby's and my focus is firmly on that which brings me joy," she explained. "I recently read that women are born with all of the eggs they'll ever have in a lifetime and that when my mother was in my grandmother's womb I was there, nestled within her as a tiny egg. How incredible is that? I like to think there's a generational strength that has been passed down to me from this strong line of women, empowering me on a cellular level."

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That's true, female babies are born with all the egg cells they're ever going to have; around 1-2 million of them! No new egg cells are made during their lifetime. When a girl reaches puberty, she has between 300,000 and 400,000 eggs left.

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A Gift My Husband Made For Me To Use When Strangers/Family Get Too Grabby Towards My Belly Without Asking First

A Gift My Husband Made For Me To Use When Strangers/Family Get Too Grabby Towards My Belly Without Asking First

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IAN KELLY
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is disgusting, even when they’re pregnant they still have personal space! They should have two persons worth in fact!

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Feelin’ Like A Whole Chicken

Feelin’ Like A Whole Chicken

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Pregnancy starts taking its toll right from the get-go. "First-trimester nausea and fatigue certainly aren't fun. Nor is indigestion and insomnia of the second trimester but as this is my fourth pregnancy and third baby (I sadly lost a baby last year), I am relishing the magic of pregnancy as much as possible," Vicki Broadbent said.

That being said, Vicki still faces challenges. "I can't lie and say I'm fully at peace with my changing body as society/the media and my own pressure to not look 'too big' does affect me but I'm certainly trying to be kind to myself with loving affirmations and making healthy food choices and safely exercising. I'm doing daily meditation too so I can be more responsive and less reactive — hormones can be wild at times — so that helps!"

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Tommy's, the largest UK charity researching the causes and prevention of pregnancy complications, miscarriage, stillbirth, premature birth, and neonatal death, also recognizes that it's natural to get a bit stressed when you're pregnant and acknowledges that coping with your symptoms and changing lifestyle, as well as everyday life, can sometimes be overwhelming. To relax, Tommy's offers these tips.

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I Texted My 36 Week Pregnant Wife To Ask How She Was Feeling, This Was The Photo I Got In Response

I Texted My 36 Week Pregnant Wife To Ask How She Was Feeling, This Was The Photo I Got In Response

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#6

My Pregnant Wife Had To Dress Up As A Superhero For Work Today

My Pregnant Wife Had To Dress Up As A Superhero For Work Today

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Helena Houzarová
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Another way in which Endgame delivered! (The more serious being showing a superhero battling depression, generally being a mess, and crying, while still being a superhero.)

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Personally, Vicki prefers meditation and allowing herself to feel all the emotions that arise. This includes crying when she needs to. 

"Talking candidly about how I'm feeling is key," she said. "I kept a lot of trauma buried within me after a tough first birth and I learned from that period that not expressing my pain was detrimental to my mental health so now I talk (and talk) to those I love."

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The mom listens to her body too. "When I need to sleep, I sleep and any guilt I might have harbored to try and be superwoman in previous pregnancies has definitely gone this time around."

Vicki discusses her experiences in her blog Honest Mum as well as on Facebook and Instagram. She will be releasing a new post today so be sure to check it out. Nobody is quite as articulate and sincere as she is.

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My Pregnant Wife Is Practicing Her Swaddling. Skittles Isn't A Fan

My Pregnant Wife Is Practicing Her Swaddling. Skittles Isn't A Fan

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Pregnancy Problems

Pregnancy Problems

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Bear Hall
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"It's not funny Ugha. Pick up and give me the honey covered pickles or you'll wish you married a sabretooth tiger." - even cavemen knew this joke.

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My 39-Week Pregnant Wife Went To The Store To “Get Stuff For Dinner”. This Is What She Came Home With

My 39-Week Pregnant Wife Went To The Store To “Get Stuff For Dinner”. This Is What She Came Home With

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My Pregnant Wife Wanted Pancakes In The Middle Of The Night. I Delivered

My Pregnant Wife Wanted Pancakes In The Middle Of The Night. I Delivered

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#13

Pregnancy Struggles

Pregnancy Struggles

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Otter
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

While pregnant, a friend used to refer to the toilets as "the pregnant woman's hangout".

Meami
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And knowing where every public restroom is every time you have to go somewhere

Nicole Ford
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg, this. My 2nd pregnancy I had hyperemesis and my life was a revolving door of, puking, peeing while puking. I actually had my water break while puking, and I literally just assumed I peed myself as usual, I went back to bed for a few hours 🤣

Lucky2BAlive
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The other is 3 stages. 1. Glowing, Im pregnant 2. Yes, I’m pregnant 3. What are you lookin at *S*

Jane W.
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder what this is like in places where they don't have toilets.

Julie Tyler
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep. I was either peeing or puking. My husband just resorted to using the other bathroom during that time.

Nicholi Âû
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Between 8 months of hyperemesis gravidarum and pregnacy bladder, I learned the exact location of every bathroom, in every store, restaurant, and gas station in my county!

Johnelle Brown
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you suffer hyperemesis gravidarum throughout your pregnancy your going to be a strong momma. I had hyperemesis gravidarum throughout my whole pregnancy all three times. They say every pregnancy is different I beg to differ. 2005, 2015, & 2019 was nothing but bathroom trips, Dr appointments, & ER runs for IV fluids 😫

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Isayit Likitis
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I laughed at this because of what my Daughter just told me. Due to unknown reasons her Bladder is not letting her Brain know it's not finished. She thinks she's done, goes to wipe, then pees all over her hand.

Amy Davis
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mine went like this, though: 1. Crying 2. Peeing 3. Laughing because I peed 4. Peeing because I'm laughing 5. The toilet is still my home

Nadine Debard
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bladder hacks: #1 - if you drink more, you will pee less often, as the concentrated urine is irritating your bladder and giving the message that you need to go to the loo. #2 - Unfortunately it becomes inefficient when your baby is kicking your bladder. #3 - to prevent the leaks, do Kegel exercises as soon as needed.

Rissie
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nr 1 is when you don't drink enough. In pregnancy the whole problem is that there's actually normal pee that wants out because there is no space left. And hormones sometimes just decide to all of a sudden go on some sort of flushing spree after building fluids up. I hated being pregnant.

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BloodyCupcakes AndFear
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I went through 3 pregnancies without even the slightest tinkle. I have completely peed myself multiple times during this 4th pregnancy. I have gastroparesis so I've puked a lot. Every time I puke my bladder just full on empties. Fun times. Fun times.

Les Brittan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In her first pregnancy my daughter in law, noticed her feet were getting fatter, her tummy was swelling, she asked if anything got smaller......I said Yes...your bladder

Robin Martz
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh just wait till you're 68 and you pee when you don't mean to! After 4 babies.

Corals Beta
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lmao so true! Don't forget laughing cause your peeing while your crying and now peeing again cause your laughing...🤣

KumagorouBeam
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

haha! its not just crying, peeing. its literally everything + peeing....

mamafrog
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And when the little dumpling decides to do a Highland Fling on your very full bladder while trying to get through an ultrasound.

TmKhr
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My wife (20-weeks pregnant) would definitely agree with this

Leesha Coons
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I swear, when I was pregnant in my 3rd trimester, I would get up to pee, get a sip of water, have to pee AGAIN, make my way back to bed, then one last detour to the bathroom for one more pee break before a couple more hours of sleep. Then repeat the process all over again! That and coupled with THE WORST heartburn of my life! Even WATER gave me excruciating heartburn!

Melanie Margaret
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Years ago, I had fibroids in my uterus that were pressing on my bladder. I swear, I was peeing every 10 minutes. I feel your pain!

Robin Garcia
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was pregnant with my second child, I took my oldest to the park. A kid who looked about 5ish ran up and asked if I was pregnant. I said yes and he asks "Do you cry?" I awkwardly laughed and said no, and he goes "My mom's pregnant. She cries" then ran off. My heart went out to his mom.

Pamela Tapia
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Had 3 babies. Went through menopause. Made it to 74. 1. Laugh, cry, sneeze, blow your nose, fart, bend over, pick up anything remotely heavy (ect) and PEE. 2. You're home is back in the bathroom again!

David Henry
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

6. But not always, bc sometimes you don't quite make it there.

commie pinkofag
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

6. Twenty years of enslavement to a screaming, whining ingrate, after which you'll find yourself prematurely aged, embittered, poor, and inclined to buy your grandchildren trumpet lessons.

Hadley King
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always sat by the toilet for hours, waiting for my mom's pregnancy to be "over". Unfortunately, it never was "over".

Les Brittan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In her first pregnancy, my daughter in law, noticed her tummy was swelling, her feet were getting fatter, she asked if anything got smaller..........I said yes, your bladder.

Kasey Lee Bao Ting
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i am literally chuckling my head of bc i can't laugh out loud bc my sister is sleeping in the same room as me

Nicole H
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This never goes away after pregnancy. They are called mommy accidents

Nene Hughes
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a coworker that everyone comments spends way too much time in the bathroom. (She isn't pregnant and has been doing this for years). I didn't pay much attention until I was pregnant and this girl was in the bathroom Every. Single. Time I went in there. Like, WTH? I'm in here every 30 seconds because I'm pregnant... Do you have a bladder the size of a pea?! Side note: she is only 40, and has never had kids.

Denise Mclean
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My Boss was going to write me up for going to the bathroom too much !

CatWoman312
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The struggle is real especially when little one decides your bladder is the perfect kickball 😕

Cherry Collins
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I counted in the end and was peeing 24 times in 24 hours, while bub bounced on my bladder. xx

pihu arora
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wow such a great content . its good to see such a qulaity stuff here. thanks for sharing .

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My Wife Is Pregnant And She Thought It Would Be Funny To Take A Picture Of Our Dog's Feet Looking Like They Are Her's

My Wife Is Pregnant And She Thought It Would Be Funny To Take A Picture Of Our Dog's Feet Looking Like They Are Her's

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Pregnancy Is Beautiful They Said. You'll Glow They Said

Pregnancy Is Beautiful They Said. You'll Glow They Said

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#18

My Pregnant Wife Has Been Practicing Her Swaddling Technique On The Dog

My Pregnant Wife Has Been Practicing Her Swaddling Technique On The Dog

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#21

My Wife Is 39 Weeks Pregnant And Really Wants To See Deadpool 2

My Wife Is 39 Weeks Pregnant And Really Wants To See Deadpool 2

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#22

My Husband Found Me Hiding In The Bathroom, Pants Down, Shoveling Cookie Dough Ice Cream In My Mouth And Hiding From Our Kids. This Is Pregnancy (29weeks)

My Husband Found Me Hiding In The Bathroom, Pants Down, Shoveling Cookie Dough Ice Cream In My Mouth And Hiding From Our Kids. This Is Pregnancy (29weeks)

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#23

Pregnancy Struggles

Pregnancy Struggles

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#25

Pregnancy Brain Is So Real. My Daughters Daycare Lady Sent Me This. I’m So Embarrassed

Pregnancy Brain Is So Real. My Daughters Daycare Lady Sent Me This. I’m So Embarrassed

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#26

Looking All Over The House For A Good While... And Freaking Out Since Already Running Late, Finally Found My Damn Keys

Looking All Over The House For A Good While... And Freaking Out Since Already Running Late, Finally Found My Damn Keys

Common side effect of parenting while pregnant.

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Amy Bindokas
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s not just a pregnancy thing I’ve done done this a few times found my phone in the freezer once.

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#27

Too Hot To Wear Pants And Dresses Are Mostly All That Fits Me So I Had To Figure Out A Way To Shave My Legs While Not Being Able To Bend Over

Too Hot To Wear Pants And Dresses Are Mostly All That Fits Me So I Had To Figure Out A Way To Shave My Legs While Not Being Able To Bend Over

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#28

8 Months Pregnant And Came Out Of The Bank To Find This... (I’m The Blue Car)

8 Months Pregnant And Came Out Of The Bank To Find This... (I’m The Blue Car)

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Bear Hall
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kick the other car till the alarm starts and start to yell with them when they'll come running.

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I Heard “You’re So Big!” And “You’re So Small!” Literally Within The Same Day In Pregnancy And I Was Like Wut

I Heard “You’re So Big!” And “You’re So Small!” Literally Within The Same Day In Pregnancy And I Was Like Wut

What is it about our baby bumps that makes people think they can give us their UNSOLICITED comments and suggestions?⁠
Here's a tip: Just wish us and our baby good health and safe delivery. ⁠

What's the worst unsolicited comment you've heard about your pregnancy?⁠

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Nadine Debard
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Very often they're only kind people being a bit clumsy. First one: 'oh, you're 7 months pregnant, but your belly is very discreet'. A week later, (admiring tone) ' wow you're due in October, but your belly is already quite big' (really depends on the clothes I wear). I know my baby is OK, I didn't overweight, I'm in good health and shape, so I really don't mind comments like this as they're first meant to be nice.

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Cracking Up At The Hilarious (& Oh So Relatable) Difference Of My Undies From March vs. Today At 37 Weeks

Cracking Up At The Hilarious (& Oh So Relatable) Difference Of My Undies From March vs. Today At 37 Weeks

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Queen Boudicca
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those blue undies may have inadvertently contributed to you needing the olive ones....good for you!

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#32

The Next Person That Asks Me How My Pregnancy Is Going Will Just Be Shown This Picture

The Next Person That Asks Me How My Pregnancy Is Going Will Just Be Shown This Picture

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#33

Technically This Conversation With My Husband Happened Yesterday, But I Swear It Feels Like I Have A Similar One With Him Everyday

Technically This Conversation With My Husband Happened Yesterday, But I Swear It Feels Like I Have A Similar One With Him Everyday

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Anne
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

maybe husband could pack your bag for you in the morning (if the schedules match)

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#34

I Sent This Series Of Texts To My Hubby Just Now

I Sent This Series Of Texts To My Hubby Just Now

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#35

How Many Breakfasts Have You Had Today? This Is My Third

How Many Breakfasts Have You Had Today? This Is My Third

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#37

My Husband And I Took Our 5 Year Old To The Amusement Park For The First Time Today. I'm 9 Months Pregnant, This Was My Favorite Ride

My Husband And I Took Our 5 Year Old To The Amusement Park For The First Time Today. I'm 9 Months Pregnant, This Was My Favorite Ride

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Andy Acceber
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whyyyyyyy? Going to the amusement park for the first time at the age of 6 will be just as fun.

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#42

Im Not Saying That She Has Pregnancy Brain... I Mean It’s Also Possible That She Made Chocolate Waffles. Either Way It Smells Like A Delicious Campfire In Our Kitchen

Im Not Saying That She Has Pregnancy Brain... I Mean It’s Also Possible That She Made Chocolate Waffles. Either Way It Smells Like A Delicious Campfire In Our Kitchen

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#43

Pregnancy Is Weird

Pregnancy Is Weird

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A B C
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why is this boxed and custom made as if it were from a pizza place, but uncooked and sealed in plastic?

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#44

Pregnant Wife Ordered Cheese Fries, This Isn’t Going To End Well

Pregnant Wife Ordered Cheese Fries, This Isn’t Going To End Well

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#45

My Friend's Wife Is Pregnant. She Got Cravings For Sweet And Spicy

My Friend's Wife Is Pregnant. She Got Cravings For Sweet And Spicy

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#46

Preggo Brain At Its Finest. Opened My Front Door This Morning To Find These In It

Preggo Brain At Its Finest. Opened My Front Door This Morning To Find These In It

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#49

Let's Say I "Hypothetically" Forgot To Take A Pyrex Lid Out Of The Oven Before I Preheat It And It "Hypothetically" Melted

Let's Say I "Hypothetically" Forgot To Take A Pyrex Lid Out Of The Oven Before I Preheat It And It "Hypothetically" Melted

What would be the best way to get the plastic off the hypothetical oven rack? Or would one need to just throw the whole damn oven out? Asking for a friend.

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Otter
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, melted plastic usually peels right off of smooth metal, once it cools. Ask me anything about bad housekeeping!

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#51

One Of My Pregnancy Cravings Got The Better Of Me Yesterday. Also Before You Ask, Yes I Went Into A Movie Theater For This, And Only This

One Of My Pregnancy Cravings Got The Better Of Me Yesterday. Also Before You Ask, Yes I Went Into A Movie Theater For This, And Only This

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Kayla J
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good news to you and anyone else with this idea, it's not an uncommon request. It will obviously be different everywhere, but if the theater isn't that busy some will often let you. I know "regulars" who get popcorn during lunch every week.

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#52

The Struggle Is Real

The Struggle Is Real

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Mere Cat
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Try having a cold that starts the labor, having a cold during the labor and especially a cold AFTER the labor... Sneezing, coughing and blowing your nose while you're stitched up down there and have poor control of your bladder. Ah, fun times! (Good this was pre-covid)

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#53

When You’re Pregnant And Craving Sushi

When You’re Pregnant And Craving Sushi

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Anne
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Buttttt.. you can have all the veggie sushi, right? and the egg one.And Unagi (eel?).. the surimi version too.. so.. there are option!

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#54

Tried To Crochet My Daughter A Fish. My Pregnant Brain Thought It Was Nice

Tried To Crochet My Daughter A Fish. My Pregnant Brain Thought It Was Nice

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#55

My Pregnant Wife Asked Me To Get Her Runts, But She Didn't Quite Want All Of Them

My Pregnant Wife Asked Me To Get Her Runts, But She Didn't Quite Want All Of Them

She DIDN'T want the banana ones.

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#57

Pregnant Wife Problems

Pregnant Wife Problems

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#58

My Wife Is Pregnant And These Type Of Texts Are Not Uncommon

My Wife Is Pregnant And These Type Of Texts Are Not Uncommon

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#59

Either A Bear Or My Pregnant Wife Got Into My Protein Bars

Either A Bear Or My Pregnant Wife Got Into My Protein Bars

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#60

Pregnancy Brain Fail!! I Turned On The Slow Cooker With The Roast In It For Supper Tonight. But I Forgot To Plug It In

Pregnancy Brain Fail!! I Turned On The Slow Cooker With The Roast In It For Supper Tonight. But I Forgot To Plug It In

Good thing I caught it now and not later.

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#61

When My Friend Messages Me To Ask How Pregnant Life Is Going

When My Friend Messages Me To Ask How Pregnant Life Is Going

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#62

That Moment You Realize You're So Tired You Put Your Pants On Backwards

That Moment You Realize You're So Tired You Put Your Pants On Backwards

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#63

First Trimester Food Aversions Got Me Texting My Husband Like This Every Day

First Trimester Food Aversions Got Me Texting My Husband Like This Every Day

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The whole pregnancy I could only eat frozen food. Everything made me want to puke I swear even bread and applesauce smelt. Oh and I drank like a gallon of milk everyday.

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#65

My Pregnant Wife Woke Me Up At 3 Am To Run To The Store To Buy These After Seeing Them Online

My Pregnant Wife Woke Me Up At 3 Am To Run To The Store To Buy These After Seeing Them Online

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#66

Pregnancy Is Beautiful

Pregnancy Is Beautiful

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#67

When You Put Laundry Detergent In The Fridge

When You Put Laundry Detergent In The Fridge

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#68

I Thought Pregnancy Brain Was Fake. It’s Not. To Make Scrambled Eggs This Morning, I Cracked One Egg In A Bowl And The Other On A Plate

I Thought Pregnancy Brain Was Fake. It’s Not. To Make Scrambled Eggs This Morning, I Cracked One Egg In A Bowl And The Other On A Plate

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#69

Shaving Blind At 9 Months Pregnant

Shaving Blind At 9 Months Pregnant

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Deceased Nemo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I imagine this is when the ability to do the splits would come in handy

#70

Just A Pregnant Lady Making Smores At 10pm

Just A Pregnant Lady Making Smores At 10pm

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#71

“Honey I Left Your Dinner In The Microwave” And They Say Pregnancy Brain Isn’t A Thing

“Honey I Left Your Dinner In The Microwave” And They Say Pregnancy Brain Isn’t A Thing

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#72

Things Pregnant Women Text Their Husbands. I Will Probably Just End Up Having Tea

Things Pregnant Women Text Their Husbands. I Will Probably Just End Up Having Tea

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#73

I Have To Stuff My Nose With Cotton While The Asiago Bagels Bake And Cool Because The Smell Of So Many Asiagos Just About Kills This Preggo Mama

I Have To Stuff My Nose With Cotton While The Asiago Bagels Bake And Cool Because The Smell Of So Many Asiagos Just About Kills This Preggo Mama

Last time I threw up and this time I could feel myself getting sick again so I did the only thing I could thing of to save myself. It worked!!! I may have to put baking Asiago bagels on hold from here on out until after I've had Solomon. Ironically I've never had such trouble with nausea and smell sensitivity as I'm having now with my first boy. Everyone has always said theirs was worse with girls! Go figure mine is worse with a boy! And I thought I'd get some relief.

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#74

Who Forgot Their Shoes After Their Appointment?

Who Forgot Their Shoes After Their Appointment?

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Andy Acceber
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe she didn't forget. Maybe she just couldn't pick them up and decided to sacrifice them in the parking lot.

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#77

My Pregnant Wife Sent Me To The Store At 9:30 Pm Last Night To Get These Items

My Pregnant Wife Sent Me To The Store At 9:30 Pm Last Night To Get These Items

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#78

The Natural Progression Of Life, As Seen In The Bathroom Cabinet Layers

The Natural Progression Of Life, As Seen In The Bathroom Cabinet Layers

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#79

Just A Scene From A Pregnant Ladies Horror Movie

Just A Scene From A Pregnant Ladies Horror Movie

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#80

Pregnancy Swelling

Pregnancy Swelling

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SoozeeQ
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is not good. Fluid retention (oedema) can be very bad in pregnancy and can be early warning sign of pre-eclampsia (toxaemia) which is very bad for both Mum and Bub. First link below tells you how to treat. Second link is for specific symptoms in pregnancy. https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/oedema/ https://www.nhs.uk/pregnancy/related-conditions/common-symptoms/swollen-ankles-feet-and-fingers/

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#81

We've Officially Entered The Last Trimester And I'm Getting To Big To Do Things Like Shave My Legs Without Having To Take A Nap Afterwards

We've Officially Entered The Last Trimester And I'm Getting To Big To Do Things Like Shave My Legs Without Having To Take A Nap Afterwards

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#82

Pregnancy Cankles. Frantically Drinking Water, But They're Still Swollen. In The Bed To Let Them Chill While Patrick Gets Honey-Do Requests To Finally Start Hanging Photos In The Bedroom

Pregnancy Cankles. Frantically Drinking Water, But They're Still Swollen. In The Bed To Let Them Chill While Patrick Gets Honey-Do Requests To Finally Start Hanging Photos In The Bedroom

He's a good husband. :) (She says as listening to him complain about literally every frame he's put up and his problems with their hanging back options. lol).

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Rachael Smith
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I went through this too, my midwife had me up my protein, let my carbs, and put my feet up as often as possible. It was like magic!

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#84

31 Week Nursery! We Hired A Design Professional But It Was So Worth It

31 Week Nursery! We Hired A Design Professional But It Was So Worth It

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#85

A New Pregnancy Low? Or High?

A New Pregnancy Low? Or High?

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#86

Night Out At The Duke. Sober Driver

Night Out At The Duke. Sober Driver

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#87

I Have Never Been Sooo Mad. This Person Parked So Close To Me I Had To Climb Across My Passenger Seat. So I Left Them A Nice Little Note

I Have Never Been Sooo Mad. This Person Parked So Close To Me I Had To Climb Across My Passenger Seat. So I Left Them A Nice Little Note

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Neil Bidle
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't see any white line which means maybe you're the one who parked badly, or equally badly?

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#88

What's A Pregnant Girl To Do?

What's A Pregnant Girl To Do?

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Andy Acceber
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Switch to slip-ons. (I mean, she knows this obvi. It was just the answer to the question.)

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#89

The Perils Of Baking With A Pregnant Belly

The Perils Of Baking With A Pregnant Belly

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#90

Food Aversions Have Been Real Lately! I Was Feeling Like Some Chicken Tendies With Every Dipping Sauce. Husby Delivered

Food Aversions Have Been Real Lately! I Was Feeling Like Some Chicken Tendies With Every Dipping Sauce. Husby Delivered

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#91

H2o = Really Important Ingredient. Our House Is Full Of Smoke! Sadie Has My Back Though - She Said, It's Okay Mommy, Just Stop, Drop & Roll

H2o = Really Important Ingredient. Our House Is Full Of Smoke! Sadie Has My Back Though - She Said, It's Okay Mommy, Just Stop, Drop & Roll

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#92

Baby Is The Size Of A Cantaloupe, And Mom Is Feeling Personally Victimized By Her Fitness Tracker

Baby Is The Size Of A Cantaloupe, And Mom Is Feeling Personally Victimized By Her Fitness Tracker

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#93

35 Weeks Pregnant Today, And I've Had To Give Up And Take My Wedding Ring Off Because Of Swelling And It Hurts To Move My Fingers. Joys Of A Summer Baby

35 Weeks Pregnant Today, And I've Had To Give Up And Take My Wedding Ring Off Because Of Swelling And It Hurts To Move My Fingers. Joys Of A Summer Baby

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#94

So. Delicious. This May Be My Supper As Well

So. Delicious. This May Be My Supper As Well

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Rissie
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If that's ranch, then I get it. I always had the occasional pickle craving, with and without pregnancy ;)

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#95

Apple Cinnamon Cake Fail... This Is The Result Of 12x's The Amount Of Baking Powder And Baking Soda!! In All Fairness, It Didn't Taste Half Bad!! It Literally Popped & Deflated

Apple Cinnamon Cake Fail... This Is The Result Of 12x's The Amount Of Baking Powder And Baking Soda!! In All Fairness, It Didn't Taste Half Bad!! It Literally Popped & Deflated

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#96

You Know You Have Pregnancy Brain When You Pull The Butter Back Out And Find This! Lol I Don't Even Know How I Am Able To Live Day To Day Anymore

You Know You Have Pregnancy Brain When You Pull The Butter Back Out And Find This! Lol I Don't Even Know How I Am Able To Live Day To Day Anymore

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#97

Journaling While Pregnant: A Study In Creative Brevity

Journaling While Pregnant: A Study In Creative Brevity

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#98

My Pregnant Wife Went To Buy Some Milk And Baby Formula

My Pregnant Wife Went To Buy Some Milk And Baby Formula

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#99

Do They Have Pringles Anonymous Meetings? Asking For Me

Do They Have Pringles Anonymous Meetings? Asking For Me

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#100

Preggo Brain Strikes Again. This Is What Happens When You Forget To Put Eggs In Your Waffle Batter Oopsy. I Swear These Days My Brain Is Mush

Preggo Brain Strikes Again. This Is What Happens When You Forget To Put Eggs In Your Waffle Batter Oopsy. I Swear These Days My Brain Is Mush

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#101

Well There’s That

Well There’s That

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AngelWingsYT
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait other ppl know Manipulation!?!?! I thought that was just something my fam made up

#102

Had Any Weird Pregnancy Cravings? Nah.. Unless You Think Jalapeno Cheetos Dipped In Peach Milkshake Is Weird

Had Any Weird Pregnancy Cravings? Nah.. Unless You Think Jalapeno Cheetos Dipped In Peach Milkshake Is Weird

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#103

These Are My Keys. I Unlocked My Door With My Arms Full With The Intent Of Coming Back To Get My Keys Out Of The Door Once I Put My Stuff Down

These Are My Keys. I Unlocked My Door With My Arms Full With The Intent Of Coming Back To Get My Keys Out Of The Door Once I Put My Stuff Down

Well 3 hours later after our March is Reading Month kickoff assembly I noticed my keys sticking out of the doorknob! Whoops!
I’m ready for spring break but maybe I can blame pregnancy brain.

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#104

31 Weeks With This Big Baby Of Mine

31 Weeks With This Big Baby Of Mine

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#105

What Happens When You Have A Pregnant Wife At Home, And You Leave Your Phone In Your Car For An Hour

What Happens When You Have A Pregnant Wife At Home, And You Leave Your Phone In Your Car For An Hour

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Raven Sheridan
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It might be a good time to flee the country, coz she's gonna kill ya!

#106

I'm Still New At This Pregnant Lady Stuff... Turns Out You Can't Leave Your Prenatal Gummies In Your Car

I'm Still New At This Pregnant Lady Stuff... Turns Out You Can't Leave Your Prenatal Gummies In Your Car

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#107

I Got This Coat Because I'm Growing Out Of My Normal Jacket. I've Been Wearing It Too Long For These Tags To Still Be On It

I Got This Coat Because I'm Growing Out Of My Normal Jacket. I've Been Wearing It Too Long For These Tags To Still Be On It

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