It's ok to assume one is pregnant if it encourages to be polite (to give a seat, open doors, etc) but if it's used to control and humiliate like in this example... Makes me MAD.

Just a reminder that you don't need to be pregnant to do this

That is disgusting, even when they’re pregnant they still have personal space! They should have two persons worth in fact!

I would be worried if I saw movement in the chicken

Judging from the rest of this thread seems appropriate

Another way in which Endgame delivered! (The more serious being showing a superhero battling depression, generally being a mess, and crying, while still being a superhero.)

Purrito!

"It's not funny Ugha. Pick up and give me the honey covered pickles or you'll wish you married a sabretooth tiger." - even cavemen knew this joke.

He's a keeper. That's a real man.

Laughing my ass off 😂

I see nothing wrong with this dinner

Ohh,that happy face 😊

While pregnant, a friend used to refer to the toilets as "the pregnant woman's hangout".

How did she get the dog to agree to this?

I'm sorry but what pregnant woman says the first one

I think they said grow

Baby brain is a real condition!

Dear god woman just end this already- dog

You've raised the 3-year-old well.

Bodies are so amazing!

Ryan Reynolds should see this

is this the cutest marriage ever or is it just me??

Same! Now my husband helps me (and sometimes for the socks, the shoes...)

Why not both, you have two hands

Quickly blame the child

It’s not just a pregnancy thing I’ve done done this a few times found my phone in the freezer once.

Or just... don't?

Kick the other car till the alarm starts and start to yell with them when they'll come running.

Lying down is easy, but how did you get up?

Very often they're only kind people being a bit clumsy. First one: 'oh, you're 7 months pregnant, but your belly is very discreet'. A week later, (admiring tone) ' wow you're due in October, but your belly is already quite big' (really depends on the clothes I wear). I know my baby is OK, I didn't overweight, I'm in good health and shape, so I really don't mind comments like this as they're first meant to be nice.

Those blue undies may have inadvertently contributed to you needing the olive ones....good for you!

Edema in only one leg should be a signal to go to the doctor's quite soon

maybe husband could pack your bag for you in the morning (if the schedules match)

I get this and im not even pregnant lol

Elevensies

Meh, close enough

Whyyyyyyy? Going to the amusement park for the first time at the age of 6 will be just as fun.

Cute.

Forgiven. For now.

🤢

Not now

"A delicious campfire" is the perfect description 😂😂

Chocolate waffles are THE BEST!! Try serving them with ice cream, whipped cream and strawberries.

He or she is a keeper

Id still eat it

I'm guessing by the not chocolate pancake mix on the counter that they are just burnt.

Waffles made from chocolate cake mix is delicious! (Just saying) especially with Chocolate sauce...

I am sure the excuse would be,” The baby wants it” But seriously, it doesn’t

Crap, I do this. Make something for brekky, while it's cooking (3min) find something else to eat to eat and forget all about it. A nap msybe

Ahh wonderful!

I do think those waffles are chocolate doe

That sounds amazing

smells like a house fire

¨delicous thx babe¨ *gives to dog when she aint looking

Why is this boxed and custom made as if it were from a pizza place, but uncooked and sealed in plastic?