It's ok to assume one is pregnant if it encourages to be polite (to give a seat, open doors, etc) but if it's used to control and humiliate like in this example... Makes me MAD.

Just a reminder that you don't need to be pregnant to do this

That is disgusting, even when they’re pregnant they still have personal space! They should have two persons worth in fact!

I would be worried if I saw movement in the chicken

Judging from the rest of this thread seems appropriate

Another way in which Endgame delivered! (The more serious being showing a superhero battling depression, generally being a mess, and crying, while still being a superhero.)

Purrito!

"It's not funny Ugha. Pick up and give me the honey covered pickles or you'll wish you married a sabretooth tiger." - even cavemen knew this joke.

He's a keeper. That's a real man.

Laughing my ass off 😂

I see nothing wrong with this dinner

Ohh,that happy face 😊

While pregnant, a friend used to refer to the toilets as "the pregnant woman's hangout".

How did she get the dog to agree to this?

I'm sorry but what pregnant woman says the first one

I think they said grow

Baby brain is a real condition!

Dear god woman just end this already- dog

You've raised the 3-year-old well.

Bodies are so amazing!

Ryan Reynolds should see this

is this the cutest marriage ever or is it just me??

Same! Now my husband helps me (and sometimes for the socks, the shoes...)

Why not both, you have two hands

Quickly blame the child

It’s not just a pregnancy thing I’ve done done this a few times found my phone in the freezer once.

Or just... don't?

Kick the other car till the alarm starts and start to yell with them when they'll come running.

Lying down is easy, but how did you get up?

Very often they're only kind people being a bit clumsy. First one: 'oh, you're 7 months pregnant, but your belly is very discreet'. A week later, (admiring tone) ' wow you're due in October, but your belly is already quite big' (really depends on the clothes I wear). I know my baby is OK, I didn't overweight, I'm in good health and shape, so I really don't mind comments like this as they're first meant to be nice.

Those blue undies may have inadvertently contributed to you needing the olive ones....good for you!

Edema in only one leg should be a signal to go to the doctor's quite soon

maybe husband could pack your bag for you in the morning (if the schedules match)

I get this and im not even pregnant lol

Elevensies

Meh, close enough

When my cousin was 7m pregnant and still showed up with perfectly polished toe nails, I asked her how she did it. Her husband did her nails for her! Since then, that's my definition of true love :P

HAPPY MOTHERS DAY MOMMY! I made you breakfast but it fell on the stairs so I did your nails! Do you like it?

this is me all the time,only on the right hand tho

literally

After a showet or two, the polish on your skin will come off on it's own (speaking from experience)

Toe-tally nailed it 👌

ehhhhhhhh ill take it

I've honestly never known how people do it any better than that. Pretty sure they just scrape off the bits of paint they don't want.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! Lol!

I'm not preggers & that's how my toenails look. 🤣

love it

It'll wear off the skin fairly soon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDhZCTIuTz0

That’ll do!

Don't worry...it will come off as soon as you shower....

thats what my brother did when i asked him to use a stencil. He did it upside down Lol