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To us outsiders, being pregnant seems like such a beautiful experience. Months of researching baby names, learning about the human body during doctor's appointments, and bringing a new life into this world. Honestly, it sounds so magical.

But the everyday life of pregnancy is so much more than that. And way less glamorous than the movies want us to believe. Stylish maternity clothes are really expensive and hard to find, and that "glow" that everyone keeps mentioning is more sweat than sprinkles.

To paint you a more accurate picture of what it's really like to grow a human being in your belly, Bored Panda has compiled a list of honest posts that mothers and their loved ones made about them expecting.

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Unsolicited Advice

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New Prometheus
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's ok to assume one is pregnant if it encourages to be polite (to give a seat, open doors, etc) but if it's used to control and humiliate like in this example... Makes me MAD.

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To help you make sense of what pregnant women go through, Bored Panda contacted Vicki Broadbent, a writer, director, broadcaster, and founder of the parenting blog Honest Mum. "There is a myriad of changes which take place when you're pregnant: hormonal so chemical/emotional changes and of course physical as your body expands to house your precious cargo," the bestselling author of Mumboss (UK) and The Working Mom (the US and Canada) said.

Vicki herself has two boys and a baby girl on the way. "I believe pregnancy has provided me with somewhat of a maternal superpower too. My instincts are sharpened so my boundaries are stronger; I have less tolerance for any BS or drama as I'm protective of my mental and physical health and that of my baby's and my focus is firmly on that which brings me joy," she explained. "I recently read that women are born with all of the eggs they'll ever have in a lifetime and that when my mother was in my grandmother's womb I was there, nestled within her as a tiny egg. How incredible is that? I like to think there's a generational strength that has been passed down to me from this strong line of women, empowering me on a cellular level."

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That's true, female babies are born with all the egg cells they're ever going to have; around 1-2 million of them! No new egg cells are made during their lifetime. When a girl reaches puberty, she has between 300,000 and 400,000 eggs left.

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A Gift My Husband Made For Me To Use When Strangers/Family Get Too Grabby Towards My Belly Without Asking First

A Gift My Husband Made For Me To Use When Strangers/Family Get Too Grabby Towards My Belly Without Asking First

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IAN KELLY
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is disgusting, even when they’re pregnant they still have personal space! They should have two persons worth in fact!

TmKhr
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I never understood the damn need to go and touch a pregnant woman's belly without permission, it's just f'd up.

Xottel
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you touch a non-pregnant woman's belly you can get instantly arrested. Hy should it be okay, when she's pregnant?

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Louloubelle
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a few people do this but always chalked it up to the fact that I was the size of an aircraft carrier. I got enormous, but in my defense I did have twins. I did once actually ask if someone wanted to touch my stomach, but only because it was someone I worked with and I was talking about how much they were moving and I could feel each one separately. The look on this guys face was sheer amazement. I asked if he wanted to feel, he said "Can I? Really?". So I let him. The smile that lit his face was worth it. You'd have thought I'd given him a million dollars. But I never let anyone simply walk up to me and touch me.

Robin Huff
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Being a Mommy didn’t happen for me, to my anguish. Early, early miscarriages and an ectopic pregnancy, so I’d never felt the “quickening”. But I had never had the presumption to ask anyone if I could touch their beautiful, pregnant tummy, and am aghast that anyone would do so without permission, especially to a stranger. But when my Home Health Aide was about 8-8 1/2 months, she finally said “Oh! All right!” walked over to me and presented her belly, saying “Go ahead!” 🥰🥰 Feeling that movement was absolutely amazing, and I am so grateful to her for offering me that moment.

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ThatOneWriter
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG I wish I'd had this! It got so bad at work (I had a very public-facing job) that my bosses had me work in the back when certain customers came in. Creepers all of them 🤮

Kim Irving
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Legit had complete strangers reach out & touch my belly when I was preggo, I would freak out! Hormones, also DON'T TOUCH ME! You don't walk up to strangers & touch them, especially on the stomach!

Anne Christiansen
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I didn't have any strangers try to touch my (absolutely gigantic...twins) belly. My niece's husband reached out and touched my stomach when I was just barely showing, so I reached over and put my hand on his stomach. We stood there looking at each other for a couple seconds and then he said, "point taken" and removed his hand. We got a good laugh out of it.

Melissa J
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do people think it's ok to feel pregnant people's bellies without asking first? My last pregnancy my Mother-in-law started feeling my belly without asking and I was not happy. I like my personal space so if someone asked it was totally fine to touch. Would it be ok if I walk up to someone touched they're belly and asked when they're having their next bowel movement? Repect the personal space and ask b4 you touch.

Margaret Mason
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One day at church I was talking to a friend who was very pregnant. I said, tentatively, 'I know it's not the baby, it's your body ...' and she said 'oh, you want to feel?' and she took my hand and put it on her tummy and said 'he's moving here now'. It was so kind of her to let an old maid feel her baby inside. I would never say that every pregnant woman should do it, but it was a gift I'll never forget :)

Lynne Stankard
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My daughter (from England) moved to the USA to marry and eventually have our Grandson. I went over to help her with a difficult pregnancy and was HORRIFIED at the number of people (complete strangers) who would just walk up to her and touch her bump!!! What the holy Hell is this????? How rude. This never happens in the UK. Wish I'd have thought of this - great idea.

Potato
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There was someone who's logic was "children don't get personal space, so I should be able to touch the belly" My aunt was pregnant, and it was a complete stranger who walked up to her and tried to touch.

Mike Loux
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A friend of mine got pregnant about 10 years ago, and before then, I had no idea the whole concept of randomly touching women's bellies was a Thing. How is this even remotely acceptable?

Julie Hunter
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Something about a pregnant belly makes people become complete idiots. All manners and common sense go out of their minds at the sight and god forbid they see the baby moving. It can become a literal mob scene of strangers all pushing and shoving to have the baby "kick" their hands. My daughter started carrying a police baton with her when she left the house because she was so skinny with a beach ball belly while pregnant so she couldn't hide it.

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Tara Akins
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Crazily enough... I never did mind people loving the bump. I knew it wasn't about me but about a new life... New hope.. That said..I never touch anybody without strict permission. And I never ask either unless its a friend. Even then it's rare. I guess just because I don't feel the need doesn't mean that others don't. I'm not sure why I'm like that. It just doesn't bother me but I can see 100% why it bothers others. Strange way to be i guess. (Though if they are sick or anything..um no. And I never handed my baby to strangers either. Germs..negative energy.. Who knows. Im the one that will have to deal with it though. Not them. )

TheAnimalLady
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We should make a kid's version for when people try to make them hug & kiss them... when they don't want to or haven't even been asked. (Besides which this can "groom" them for pedophiles.)

Layla Corman
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That spray bottle will come in handy a few weeks after the baby is born too! Both to spray away unwanted strangers and if you have a natural V birth! (If you have gone through this, you know how great that water spray feels!)

Karen Lawyer
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think I would prefer a ruler or something similar 🤔 (guess what kind of school I went to)

Jesi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m not even pregnant and I want - scratch that, need - this!

Brian
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honestly it is a work of art, so you have to give the man credit.

Cathleen Keller
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I LOVE this gift idea. Wish I'd had it during my pregnancy. Had a woman ask where my wedding was and was I one of those :trashy" unmarried women. My Dad told her I had swallowed it so the baby had something to play with. Any other questions? She turned bright red & walked away. Thanks Fad.

Amy Doyle
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I swear I hate when people touch me. I'm not a touchy person, I don't mind if it's like a hug, but when they are playing with my hair it annoys me so much, they always come up to me and be like I love your hair is so nice and thick etc and play with it, without even asking me. I really like my space. I couldn't imagine how awkward and annoying it would be to have people coming up to touch your stomach, I've seen it happen even with strangers. You should respect people's space.

Emalee Bespflug
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I believe I was about 7 months pregnant when I was finally really showing and decided to post a cute pic showing off my bump in a tank top I was openly engaged and even if I wasn’t this wouldn’t be okay. But this creeper guy I didn’t know commented how he really wanted to rub my belly because he used to for his wife and how beautiful I was and how much he loved pregnant bellies. Needless to say my fiancé was totally on the defense and I was totally creeped out.

Spriots
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Awful you have to deal with that, but I’m still trying to get over how funny that spray bottle is

backatya
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't know why anyone would want to touch. Just a bunch of idiots

Meghan Turnis
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My bestie used to touch people's face when they started touching her belly. They'd be shocked, and she'd just say something like "oh I thought we were just randomly touching strangers without asking."

Kieran Bushey
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think pregnant people should be allowed to slap anyone who tries to touch their belly without consent.

Gem Ini
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow, when this trend start happening? There was a time when no one would even dare think of doing such a thing! Not even the hubby!

Alley Cat
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haaaaaaaaaaaaa!! Tell them dinner and a movie first...then maybe they touchy.

LizaIsabellaXD
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm done when they have the audacity to be all, "I'm not a cat!! Don't spray me!!"

isabell gibson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

unfortunately i cannot have kids...but i would use this anyway lol

Keisha
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was pregnant if someone tried touching my belly they would have unleashed my inner beast and been so-so sorry. I hate people touching me and with pregnancy hormones they may not have lived. I don't get why people think that's acceptable.

Kristina Cowan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ughhh, personal space! It seems like people think that's an acceptable thing to do, even though they don't know the person.

Kristina Cowan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just keep my hands to myself, I always thought it'd be weird or impolite to touch someone's baby bump but that's just me. Unless they want to be touched, that's their business.

Gwen Brothers
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ugh, I used to hate people standing near me when I was pregnant 😬

Asha Bas
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh i love it! (and that movie is the best!) lol. Thankfully I never did have that problem really. Maybe it was cos I was so quiet...

Asha Bas
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

oh lol I love it! thankfully, I never did have that problem. maybe people were scared of me cos I was so quiet!

commie pinkofag
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is indeed baffling how the primates all vie to touch the one with the biggest tumor.

melissa McKenzie
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yay!I have never been pregnant but always respected a woman's space...but you just want to touch...

Clark
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nobody ever patted my d**k when my ex wife was pregnant.

Karolyn Harrington
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I want one just because it's awesome and how I feel on the bus or trains in SF!

Sarah
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have never understood why people think it's ok to touch someone else's stomach. Pregnant or not. That's someone else's body! Even if you aren't strangers. How weird is it for a friend to just.. lay their hand on your belly?! And the worst part is that so many people don't even think twice about it, they just dive right in.

Dori Weishaar
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg I love it!!!! Our family is known as Llama nation & this makes me grin from east to ear !!!!

Taylor Kincherlow
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People disregard personal space it doesn’t matter if you’re paralyzed or pregnant your space is still going to get invaded 🤣

Joan Zatorski
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think this is a clever way of getting your point across regarding your personal space. I'm really horrified to think that anyone believes they have the right to touch another person without asking permission first! I even ask dog walkers if I may pet their dog when we stop to have a conversation. To just reach out and touch someone's protruding stomach is so...so...WRONG.

Eckho
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would you even touch it without permission? You can't really feel the baby anyway unless it's kicking

Nothanks L. Walk
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your husband is amazing, and more importantly : dat meme game strong!

NotMykl
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I prefer just slapping them hard on the face along with screaming, "Get your f*****g hands off my body you disgusting pervert!"

Jo Choto
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't like being touched at the best of time, but as I progressed in pregnancy, I felt quite feral about anyone putting their hand near my baby. I thought nothing of saying a loud "no" and swatting their hand away. I had to do it SO many times.

Kaj Boelsen
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What is it with people touching bellies? Even strangers do it, it’s absolutely horrible.

aleem ud din
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously! I really don't understand why white people do this. This is disgusting and harassment.

EJN
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was in my 8th month and obviously pregnant, I had some guy who had been drinking come up and pat my belly talking about a nice baby. I was pretty shocked, but here in Japan people automatically forgive stupid stuff done when you're drunk.

Dee Lite
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A stranger in a store thought that it was okay to rub my belly. I was not a very pleasant pregnant lady after that.

Rosemary Moreland
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love it! He should market it! Water called No Touchy is just a great idea!

PjandBolt
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I quote this from the Emperor's new groove all the time lol

Paul Z.
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't want to touch a belly even when asked...nope. no. Jhg

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Mary Jean Klett
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It never bothered me. I'm in my 70's now, but honestly, at least back then, it was thought of as a blessing to the baby, a good luck and good health blessing. Unless someone is being rude or ignorant, I found it a compliment. It seems so many people today feel affronted by just about anything. I've got to feel sorry for them, that they live their lives so meanly. I can only wonder what has brought this behavior on... does negativity make one feel better? What an unhappy space to live in.

Ten G.
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Husbands Wife when people get to touchy: NO TOUCHY! (Sprays with bottle) People (Embarrassed): I am sosososoosososososososososososososososo sorry!

Pancake Satan
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I need that. Not bcoz I’m pregnant, it’s bcoz I’m a bodybuilder and everyone assumes that it’s totally chill to grab me and be like ‘YOOOOO RIPPED BOI COME HERE lemme touch you’

pihu arora
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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It's brilliant! Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant! https://youtube.com/watch?v=-ke87AhXxag&feature=share

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Feelin’ Like A Whole Chicken

Feelin’ Like A Whole Chicken

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Pregnancy starts taking its toll right from the get-go. "First-trimester nausea and fatigue certainly aren't fun. Nor is indigestion and insomnia of the second trimester but as this is my fourth pregnancy and third baby (I sadly lost a baby last year), I am relishing the magic of pregnancy as much as possible," Vicki Broadbent said.

That being said, Vicki still faces challenges. "I can't lie and say I'm fully at peace with my changing body as society/the media and my own pressure to not look 'too big' does affect me but I'm certainly trying to be kind to myself with loving affirmations and making healthy food choices and safely exercising. I'm doing daily meditation too so I can be more responsive and less reactive — hormones can be wild at times — so that helps!"

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Tommy's, the largest UK charity researching the causes and prevention of pregnancy complications, miscarriage, stillbirth, premature birth, and neonatal death, also recognizes that it's natural to get a bit stressed when you're pregnant and acknowledges that coping with your symptoms and changing lifestyle, as well as everyday life, can sometimes be overwhelming. To relax, Tommy's offers these tips.

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I Texted My 36 Week Pregnant Wife To Ask How She Was Feeling, This Was The Photo I Got In Response

I Texted My 36 Week Pregnant Wife To Ask How She Was Feeling, This Was The Photo I Got In Response

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My Pregnant Wife Had To Dress Up As A Superhero For Work Today

My Pregnant Wife Had To Dress Up As A Superhero For Work Today

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Helena Houzarová
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Another way in which Endgame delivered! (The more serious being showing a superhero battling depression, generally being a mess, and crying, while still being a superhero.)

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Personally, Vicki prefers meditation and allowing herself to feel all the emotions that arise. This includes crying when she needs to. 

"Talking candidly about how I'm feeling is key," she said. "I kept a lot of trauma buried within me after a tough first birth and I learned from that period that not expressing my pain was detrimental to my mental health so now I talk (and talk) to those I love."

The mom listens to her body too. "When I need to sleep, I sleep and any guilt I might have harbored to try and be superwoman in previous pregnancies has definitely gone this time around."

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Vicki discusses her experiences in her blog Honest Mum as well as on Facebook and Instagram. She will be releasing a new post today so be sure to check it out. Nobody is quite as articulate and sincere as she is.

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My Pregnant Wife Is Practicing Her Swaddling. Skittles Isn't A Fan

My Pregnant Wife Is Practicing Her Swaddling. Skittles Isn't A Fan

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Pregnancy Problems

Pregnancy Problems

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Bear Hall
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"It's not funny Ugha. Pick up and give me the honey covered pickles or you'll wish you married a sabretooth tiger." - even cavemen knew this joke.

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My 39-Week Pregnant Wife Went To The Store To “Get Stuff For Dinner”. This Is What She Came Home With

My 39-Week Pregnant Wife Went To The Store To “Get Stuff For Dinner”. This Is What She Came Home With

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My Pregnant Wife Wanted Pancakes In The Middle Of The Night. I Delivered

My Pregnant Wife Wanted Pancakes In The Middle Of The Night. I Delivered

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Pregnancy Struggles

Pregnancy Struggles

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Otter
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

While pregnant, a friend used to refer to the toilets as "the pregnant woman's hangout".

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My Wife Is Pregnant And She Thought It Would Be Funny To Take A Picture Of Our Dog's Feet Looking Like They Are Her's

My Wife Is Pregnant And She Thought It Would Be Funny To Take A Picture Of Our Dog's Feet Looking Like They Are Her's

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Pregnancy Is Beautiful They Said. You'll Glow They Said

Pregnancy Is Beautiful They Said. You'll Glow They Said

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My Pregnant Wife Has Been Practicing Her Swaddling Technique On The Dog

My Pregnant Wife Has Been Practicing Her Swaddling Technique On The Dog

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#21

My Wife Is 39 Weeks Pregnant And Really Wants To See Deadpool 2

My Wife Is 39 Weeks Pregnant And Really Wants To See Deadpool 2

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#22

My Husband Found Me Hiding In The Bathroom, Pants Down, Shoveling Cookie Dough Ice Cream In My Mouth And Hiding From Our Kids. This Is Pregnancy (29weeks)

My Husband Found Me Hiding In The Bathroom, Pants Down, Shoveling Cookie Dough Ice Cream In My Mouth And Hiding From Our Kids. This Is Pregnancy (29weeks)

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Pregnancy Struggles

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#25

Pregnancy Brain Is So Real. My Daughters Daycare Lady Sent Me This. I’m So Embarrassed

Pregnancy Brain Is So Real. My Daughters Daycare Lady Sent Me This. I’m So Embarrassed

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#26

Looking All Over The House For A Good While... And Freaking Out Since Already Running Late, Finally Found My Damn Keys

Looking All Over The House For A Good While... And Freaking Out Since Already Running Late, Finally Found My Damn Keys

Common side effect of parenting while pregnant.

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Amy Bindokas
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s not just a pregnancy thing I’ve done done this a few times found my phone in the freezer once.

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Too Hot To Wear Pants And Dresses Are Mostly All That Fits Me So I Had To Figure Out A Way To Shave My Legs While Not Being Able To Bend Over

Too Hot To Wear Pants And Dresses Are Mostly All That Fits Me So I Had To Figure Out A Way To Shave My Legs While Not Being Able To Bend Over

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#28

8 Months Pregnant And Came Out Of The Bank To Find This... (I’m The Blue Car)

8 Months Pregnant And Came Out Of The Bank To Find This... (I’m The Blue Car)

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Bear Hall
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Kick the other car till the alarm starts and start to yell with them when they'll come running.

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I Heard “You’re So Big!” And “You’re So Small!” Literally Within The Same Day In Pregnancy And I Was Like Wut

I Heard “You’re So Big!” And “You’re So Small!” Literally Within The Same Day In Pregnancy And I Was Like Wut

What is it about our baby bumps that makes people think they can give us their UNSOLICITED comments and suggestions?⁠
Here's a tip: Just wish us and our baby good health and safe delivery. ⁠

What's the worst unsolicited comment you've heard about your pregnancy?⁠

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Nadine Debard
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Very often they're only kind people being a bit clumsy. First one: 'oh, you're 7 months pregnant, but your belly is very discreet'. A week later, (admiring tone) ' wow you're due in October, but your belly is already quite big' (really depends on the clothes I wear). I know my baby is OK, I didn't overweight, I'm in good health and shape, so I really don't mind comments like this as they're first meant to be nice.

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#31

Cracking Up At The Hilarious (& Oh So Relatable) Difference Of My Undies From March vs. Today At 37 Weeks

Cracking Up At The Hilarious (& Oh So Relatable) Difference Of My Undies From March vs. Today At 37 Weeks

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Queen Boudicca
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those blue undies may have inadvertently contributed to you needing the olive ones....good for you!

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#32

The Next Person That Asks Me How My Pregnancy Is Going Will Just Be Shown This Picture

The Next Person That Asks Me How My Pregnancy Is Going Will Just Be Shown This Picture

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#33

Technically This Conversation With My Husband Happened Yesterday, But I Swear It Feels Like I Have A Similar One With Him Everyday

Technically This Conversation With My Husband Happened Yesterday, But I Swear It Feels Like I Have A Similar One With Him Everyday

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Anne
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

maybe husband could pack your bag for you in the morning (if the schedules match)

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#34

I Sent This Series Of Texts To My Hubby Just Now

I Sent This Series Of Texts To My Hubby Just Now

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#35

How Many Breakfasts Have You Had Today? This Is My Third

How Many Breakfasts Have You Had Today? This Is My Third

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#37

My Husband And I Took Our 5 Year Old To The Amusement Park For The First Time Today. I'm 9 Months Pregnant, This Was My Favorite Ride

My Husband And I Took Our 5 Year Old To The Amusement Park For The First Time Today. I'm 9 Months Pregnant, This Was My Favorite Ride

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Andy Acceber
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whyyyyyyy? Going to the amusement park for the first time at the age of 6 will be just as fun.

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#42

Im Not Saying That She Has Pregnancy Brain... I Mean It’s Also Possible That She Made Chocolate Waffles. Either Way It Smells Like A Delicious Campfire In Our Kitchen

Im Not Saying That She Has Pregnancy Brain... I Mean It’s Also Possible That She Made Chocolate Waffles. Either Way It Smells Like A Delicious Campfire In Our Kitchen

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#43

Pregnancy Is Weird

Pregnancy Is Weird

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A B C
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why is this boxed and custom made as if it were from a pizza place, but uncooked and sealed in plastic?

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#44

Pregnant Wife Ordered Cheese Fries, This Isn’t Going To End Well

Pregnant Wife Ordered Cheese Fries, This Isn’t Going To End Well

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#45

My Friend's Wife Is Pregnant. She Got Cravings For Sweet And Spicy

My Friend's Wife Is Pregnant. She Got Cravings For Sweet And Spicy

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#46

Preggo Brain At Its Finest. Opened My Front Door This Morning To Find These In It

Preggo Brain At Its Finest. Opened My Front Door This Morning To Find These In It

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#49

Let's Say I "Hypothetically" Forgot To Take A Pyrex Lid Out Of The Oven Before I Preheat It And It "Hypothetically" Melted

Let's Say I "Hypothetically" Forgot To Take A Pyrex Lid Out Of The Oven Before I Preheat It And It "Hypothetically" Melted

What would be the best way to get the plastic off the hypothetical oven rack? Or would one need to just throw the whole damn oven out? Asking for a friend.

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Otter
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, melted plastic usually peels right off of smooth metal, once it cools. Ask me anything about bad housekeeping!

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#51

One Of My Pregnancy Cravings Got The Better Of Me Yesterday. Also Before You Ask, Yes I Went Into A Movie Theater For This, And Only This

One Of My Pregnancy Cravings Got The Better Of Me Yesterday. Also Before You Ask, Yes I Went Into A Movie Theater For This, And Only This

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Kayla J
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good news to you and anyone else with this idea, it's not an uncommon request. It will obviously be different everywhere, but if the theater isn't that busy some will often let you. I know "regulars" who get popcorn during lunch every week.

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#52

The Struggle Is Real

The Struggle Is Real

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Mere Cat
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Try having a cold that starts the labor, having a cold during the labor and especially a cold AFTER the labor... Sneezing, coughing and blowing your nose while you're stitched up down there and have poor control of your bladder. Ah, fun times! (Good this was pre-covid)

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#53

When You’re Pregnant And Craving Sushi

When You’re Pregnant And Craving Sushi

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Anne
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Buttttt.. you can have all the veggie sushi, right? and the egg one.And Unagi (eel?).. the surimi version too.. so.. there are option!

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#54

Tried To Crochet My Daughter A Fish. My Pregnant Brain Thought It Was Nice

Tried To Crochet My Daughter A Fish. My Pregnant Brain Thought It Was Nice

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#55

My Pregnant Wife Asked Me To Get Her Runts, But She Didn't Quite Want All Of Them

My Pregnant Wife Asked Me To Get Her Runts, But She Didn't Quite Want All Of Them

She DIDN'T want the banana ones.

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#57

Pregnant Wife Problems

Pregnant Wife Problems

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#58

My Wife Is Pregnant And These Type Of Texts Are Not Uncommon

My Wife Is Pregnant And These Type Of Texts Are Not Uncommon

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#59

Either A Bear Or My Pregnant Wife Got Into My Protein Bars

Either A Bear Or My Pregnant Wife Got Into My Protein Bars

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#60

Pregnancy Brain Fail!! I Turned On The Slow Cooker With The Roast In It For Supper Tonight. But I Forgot To Plug It In

Pregnancy Brain Fail!! I Turned On The Slow Cooker With The Roast In It For Supper Tonight. But I Forgot To Plug It In

Good thing I caught it now and not later.

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#61

When My Friend Messages Me To Ask How Pregnant Life Is Going

When My Friend Messages Me To Ask How Pregnant Life Is Going

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#62

That Moment You Realize You're So Tired You Put Your Pants On Backwards

That Moment You Realize You're So Tired You Put Your Pants On Backwards

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#63

First Trimester Food Aversions Got Me Texting My Husband Like This Every Day

First Trimester Food Aversions Got Me Texting My Husband Like This Every Day

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Hello Dolly
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The whole pregnancy I could only eat frozen food. Everything made me want to puke I swear even bread and applesauce smelt. Oh and I drank like a gallon of milk everyday.

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#65

My Pregnant Wife Woke Me Up At 3 Am To Run To The Store To Buy These After Seeing Them Online

My Pregnant Wife Woke Me Up At 3 Am To Run To The Store To Buy These After Seeing Them Online

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#66

Pregnancy Is Beautiful

Pregnancy Is Beautiful

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#67

When You Put Laundry Detergent In The Fridge

When You Put Laundry Detergent In The Fridge

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#68

I Thought Pregnancy Brain Was Fake. It’s Not. To Make Scrambled Eggs This Morning, I Cracked One Egg In A Bowl And The Other On A Plate

I Thought Pregnancy Brain Was Fake. It’s Not. To Make Scrambled Eggs This Morning, I Cracked One Egg In A Bowl And The Other On A Plate

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#69

Shaving Blind At 9 Months Pregnant

Shaving Blind At 9 Months Pregnant

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Deceased Nemo
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I imagine this is when the ability to do the splits would come in handy

#70

Just A Pregnant Lady Making Smores At 10pm

Just A Pregnant Lady Making Smores At 10pm

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#71

“Honey I Left Your Dinner In The Microwave” And They Say Pregnancy Brain Isn’t A Thing

“Honey I Left Your Dinner In The Microwave” And They Say Pregnancy Brain Isn’t A Thing

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#72

Things Pregnant Women Text Their Husbands. I Will Probably Just End Up Having Tea

Things Pregnant Women Text Their Husbands. I Will Probably Just End Up Having Tea

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#73

I Have To Stuff My Nose With Cotton While The Asiago Bagels Bake And Cool Because The Smell Of So Many Asiagos Just About Kills This Preggo Mama

I Have To Stuff My Nose With Cotton While The Asiago Bagels Bake And Cool Because The Smell Of So Many Asiagos Just About Kills This Preggo Mama

Last time I threw up and this time I could feel myself getting sick again so I did the only thing I could thing of to save myself. It worked!!! I may have to put baking Asiago bagels on hold from here on out until after I've had Solomon. Ironically I've never had such trouble with nausea and smell sensitivity as I'm having now with my first boy. Everyone has always said theirs was worse with girls! Go figure mine is worse with a boy! And I thought I'd get some relief.

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#74

Who Forgot Their Shoes After Their Appointment?

Who Forgot Their Shoes After Their Appointment?

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Andy Acceber
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe she didn't forget. Maybe she just couldn't pick them up and decided to sacrifice them in the parking lot.

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#77

My Pregnant Wife Sent Me To The Store At 9:30 Pm Last Night To Get These Items

My Pregnant Wife Sent Me To The Store At 9:30 Pm Last Night To Get These Items

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#78

The Natural Progression Of Life, As Seen In The Bathroom Cabinet Layers

The Natural Progression Of Life, As Seen In The Bathroom Cabinet Layers

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#79

Just A Scene From A Pregnant Ladies Horror Movie

Just A Scene From A Pregnant Ladies Horror Movie

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#80

Pregnancy Swelling

Pregnancy Swelling

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SoozeeQ
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is not good. Fluid retention (oedema) can be very bad in pregnancy and can be early warning sign of pre-eclampsia (toxaemia) which is very bad for both Mum and Bub. First link below tells you how to treat. Second link is for specific symptoms in pregnancy. https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/oedema/ https://www.nhs.uk/pregnancy/related-conditions/common-symptoms/swollen-ankles-feet-and-fingers/

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#81

We've Officially Entered The Last Trimester And I'm Getting To Big To Do Things Like Shave My Legs Without Having To Take A Nap Afterwards

We've Officially Entered The Last Trimester And I'm Getting To Big To Do Things Like Shave My Legs Without Having To Take A Nap Afterwards

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#82

Pregnancy Cankles. Frantically Drinking Water, But They're Still Swollen. In The Bed To Let Them Chill While Patrick Gets Honey-Do Requests To Finally Start Hanging Photos In The Bedroom

Pregnancy Cankles. Frantically Drinking Water, But They're Still Swollen. In The Bed To Let Them Chill While Patrick Gets Honey-Do Requests To Finally Start Hanging Photos In The Bedroom

He's a good husband. :) (She says as listening to him complain about literally every frame he's put up and his problems with their hanging back options. lol).

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Rachael Smith
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I went through this too, my midwife had me up my protein, let my carbs, and put my feet up as often as possible. It was like magic!

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#84

31 Week Nursery! We Hired A Design Professional But It Was So Worth It

31 Week Nursery! We Hired A Design Professional But It Was So Worth It

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#85

A New Pregnancy Low? Or High?

A New Pregnancy Low? Or High?

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#86

Night Out At The Duke. Sober Driver

Night Out At The Duke. Sober Driver

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#87

I Have Never Been Sooo Mad. This Person Parked So Close To Me I Had To Climb Across My Passenger Seat. So I Left Them A Nice Little Note

I Have Never Been Sooo Mad. This Person Parked So Close To Me I Had To Climb Across My Passenger Seat. So I Left Them A Nice Little Note

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Neil Bidle
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't see any white line which means maybe you're the one who parked badly, or equally badly?

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#88

What's A Pregnant Girl To Do?

What's A Pregnant Girl To Do?

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Andy Acceber
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Switch to slip-ons. (I mean, she knows this obvi. It was just the answer to the question.)

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#89

The Perils Of Baking With A Pregnant Belly

The Perils Of Baking With A Pregnant Belly

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#90

Food Aversions Have Been Real Lately! I Was Feeling Like Some Chicken Tendies With Every Dipping Sauce. Husby Delivered

Food Aversions Have Been Real Lately! I Was Feeling Like Some Chicken Tendies With Every Dipping Sauce. Husby Delivered

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#91

H2o = Really Important Ingredient. Our House Is Full Of Smoke! Sadie Has My Back Though - She Said, It's Okay Mommy, Just Stop, Drop & Roll

H2o = Really Important Ingredient. Our House Is Full Of Smoke! Sadie Has My Back Though - She Said, It's Okay Mommy, Just Stop, Drop & Roll

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#92

Baby Is The Size Of A Cantaloupe, And Mom Is Feeling Personally Victimized By Her Fitness Tracker

Baby Is The Size Of A Cantaloupe, And Mom Is Feeling Personally Victimized By Her Fitness Tracker

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#93

35 Weeks Pregnant Today, And I've Had To Give Up And Take My Wedding Ring Off Because Of Swelling And It Hurts To Move My Fingers. Joys Of A Summer Baby

35 Weeks Pregnant Today, And I've Had To Give Up And Take My Wedding Ring Off Because Of Swelling And It Hurts To Move My Fingers. Joys Of A Summer Baby

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#94

So. Delicious. This May Be My Supper As Well

So. Delicious. This May Be My Supper As Well

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Rissie
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If that's ranch, then I get it. I always had the occasional pickle craving, with and without pregnancy ;)

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#95

Apple Cinnamon Cake Fail... This Is The Result Of 12x's The Amount Of Baking Powder And Baking Soda!! In All Fairness, It Didn't Taste Half Bad!! It Literally Popped & Deflated

Apple Cinnamon Cake Fail... This Is The Result Of 12x's The Amount Of Baking Powder And Baking Soda!! In All Fairness, It Didn't Taste Half Bad!! It Literally Popped & Deflated

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#96

You Know You Have Pregnancy Brain When You Pull The Butter Back Out And Find This! Lol I Don't Even Know How I Am Able To Live Day To Day Anymore

You Know You Have Pregnancy Brain When You Pull The Butter Back Out And Find This! Lol I Don't Even Know How I Am Able To Live Day To Day Anymore

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#97

Journaling While Pregnant: A Study In Creative Brevity

Journaling While Pregnant: A Study In Creative Brevity

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#98

My Pregnant Wife Went To Buy Some Milk And Baby Formula

My Pregnant Wife Went To Buy Some Milk And Baby Formula

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#99

Do They Have Pringles Anonymous Meetings? Asking For Me

Do They Have Pringles Anonymous Meetings? Asking For Me

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#100

Preggo Brain Strikes Again. This Is What Happens When You Forget To Put Eggs In Your Waffle Batter Oopsy. I Swear These Days My Brain Is Mush

Preggo Brain Strikes Again. This Is What Happens When You Forget To Put Eggs In Your Waffle Batter Oopsy. I Swear These Days My Brain Is Mush

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#101

Well There’s That

Well There’s That

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AngelWingsYT
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait other ppl know Manipulation!?!?! I thought that was just something my fam made up

#102

Had Any Weird Pregnancy Cravings? Nah.. Unless You Think Jalapeno Cheetos Dipped In Peach Milkshake Is Weird

Had Any Weird Pregnancy Cravings? Nah.. Unless You Think Jalapeno Cheetos Dipped In Peach Milkshake Is Weird

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#103

These Are My Keys. I Unlocked My Door With My Arms Full With The Intent Of Coming Back To Get My Keys Out Of The Door Once I Put My Stuff Down

These Are My Keys. I Unlocked My Door With My Arms Full With The Intent Of Coming Back To Get My Keys Out Of The Door Once I Put My Stuff Down

Well 3 hours later after our March is Reading Month kickoff assembly I noticed my keys sticking out of the doorknob! Whoops!
I’m ready for spring break but maybe I can blame pregnancy brain.

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#104

31 Weeks With This Big Baby Of Mine

31 Weeks With This Big Baby Of Mine

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#105

What Happens When You Have A Pregnant Wife At Home, And You Leave Your Phone In Your Car For An Hour

What Happens When You Have A Pregnant Wife At Home, And You Leave Your Phone In Your Car For An Hour

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Raven Sheridan
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It might be a good time to flee the country, coz she's gonna kill ya!

#106

I'm Still New At This Pregnant Lady Stuff... Turns Out You Can't Leave Your Prenatal Gummies In Your Car

I'm Still New At This Pregnant Lady Stuff... Turns Out You Can't Leave Your Prenatal Gummies In Your Car

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#107

I Got This Coat Because I'm Growing Out Of My Normal Jacket. I've Been Wearing It Too Long For These Tags To Still Be On It

I Got This Coat Because I'm Growing Out Of My Normal Jacket. I've Been Wearing It Too Long For These Tags To Still Be On It

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