Pregnancy is hard and having a sense of humor during that time is harder. But sometimes that's all you have when you need to get through those long days!
Mommie Poppins is a series of sayings by a sassy new mom who has a slightly different take on things women experience during pregnancy. Pregnant Panda's - Which one of these sayings do you relate to?
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Its Totally Worth It!
Pee On A Stick
I did that 5 times... and then went to the ER and had them re-do the test again to be sure. I had been trying for years, including a miscarriage, so when I finally saw that plus sign, I was afraid to believe it!!
No Periods? Sign Me Up!
Baby's First Word
Its Your Call..
Luckily for me, I was never a drinker (of alcohol) to begin with, so that didn't change. But no coffee??? I warned everyone the first week to not even think about calling me before at least 2pm!!
Wage Equality
Birth Video
I actually never saw that. I managed to drag my husband to just ONE of those classes. He was very old-fashioned though, and while he was happy to be in the delivery room to see his son born, he was NOT into the idea of coaching me through labor. We decided drugs (ie - the epidural) was the way to go. --------------- As it turned out, I was 12 days past my due date, with no natural labor in sight, when the doctor decided to induce me. 27 hours later, they had to give me a c-section. If it were not for the epidural, I would have never made it through those 27 hours... so I think we made the right choice!!
Guilty!
Pee
Pregnancy Is Wonderful!
Fat Or Pregnant?!
You are doing amazing work ❤️! Thanks for sharing your wonderful posts. I’d like to share a very positive experience with Dr Igboya. I was diagnosed with PCOS after very irregular periods and anovulatory cycles. I already worked out regularly and was a healthy weight. My husband and I tried for a very long time to conceive and were starting to lose hope. I saw a review of how Dr Igboya helped many families conceive, my husband had to contact him: igboyaspiritualtemple@gmail.com, I started taking his medication. I was so happy 😊 I got it. I experienced mild stomach discomfort and no other side effects. The first month, my cycle length was cut in half and the second month, I got pregnant! I never thought the day would come that I would see a positive pregnancy test. I continued the Medication through my first trimester and we now have a perfect baby boy. Keep your head up and give it a try…we are so thankful that we did
Unprotected
So true!! I never really cared for myself (I was married, after all) - but when younger members of my family get pregnant, I find myself at some point confronting the fact that, in order to have this happy event, at some point they had to be naked, in bed, with a boy!! That's hard to accept for a kid whose diapers you once changed while babysitting!!!
The First Sonogram Pictures
You are doing amazing work ❤️! Thanks for sharing your wonderful posts. I’d like to share a very positive experience with Dr Igboya. I was diagnosed with PCOS after very irregular periods and anovulatory cycles. I already worked out regularly and was a healthy weight. My husband and I tried for a very long time to conceive and were starting to lose hope. I saw a review of how Dr Igboya helped many families conceive, my husband had to contact him: igboyaspiritualtemple@gmail.com, I started taking his medication. I was so happy 😊 I got it. I experienced mild stomach discomfort and no other side effects. The first month, my cycle length was cut in half and the second month, I got pregnant! I never thought the day would come that I would see a positive pregnancy test. I continued the Medication through my first trimester and we now have a perfect baby boy. Keep your head up and give it a try…we are so thankful that we did
My Detox Glow
You are doing amazing work ❤️! Thanks for sharing your wonderful posts. I’d like to share a very positive experience with Dr Igboya. I was diagnosed with PCOS after very irregular periods and anovulatory cycles. I already worked out regularly and was a healthy weight. My husband and I tried for a very long time to conceive and were starting to lose hope. I saw a review of how Dr Igboya helped many families conceive, my husband had to contact him: igboyaspiritualtemple@gmail.com, I started taking his medication. I was so happy 😊 I got it. I experienced mild stomach discomfort and no other side effects. The first month, my cycle length was cut in half and the second month, I got pregnant! I never thought the day would come that I would see a positive pregnancy test. I continued the Medication through my first trimester and we now have a perfect baby boy. Keep your head up and give it a try…we are so thankful that we did
I Always Have An Excuse
You are doing amazing work ❤️! Thanks for sharing your wonderful posts. I’d like to share a very positive experience with Dr Igboya. I was diagnosed with PCOS after very irregular periods and anovulatory cycles. I already worked out regularly and was a healthy weight. My husband and I tried for a very long time to conceive and were starting to lose hope. I saw a review of how Dr Igboya helped many families conceive, my husband had to contact him: igboyaspiritualtemple@gmail.com, I started taking his medication. I was so happy 😊 I got it. I experienced mild stomach discomfort and no other side effects. The first month, my cycle length was cut in half and the second month, I got pregnant! I never thought the day would come that I would see a positive pregnancy test. I continued the Medication through my first trimester and we now have a perfect baby boy. Keep your head up and give it a try…we are so thankful that we did
My Weight Gain Limit
You are doing amazing work ❤️! Thanks for sharing your wonderful posts. I’d like to share a very positive experience with Dr Igboya. I was diagnosed with PCOS after very irregular periods and anovulatory cycles. I already worked out regularly and was a healthy weight. My husband and I tried for a very long time to conceive and were starting to lose hope. I saw a review of how Dr Igboya helped many families conceive, my husband had to contact him: igboyaspiritualtemple@gmail.com, I started taking his medication. I was so happy 😊 I got it. I experienced mild stomach discomfort and no other side effects. The first month, my cycle length was cut in half and the second month, I got pregnant! I never thought the day would come that I would see a positive pregnancy test. I continued the Medication through my first trimester and we now have a perfect baby boy. Keep your head up and give it a try…we are so thankful that we did
Cheating Time
THAT was the best part... anything I wanted to eat was okay. Ice cream by the pint? No problem!! Telling Hubby to bring me home a burger and fries from the diner on his way back from work - absolutely. Ordering (or making) a pizza and eating the whole thing myself? Sure!! And while I couldn't drink coffee, no one said I couldn't drink 4-5 glasses of chocolate milk daily (it WAS milk, after all, lol). Plus steak at least once a week, and all the flounder I could stuff my face with (baby needs the protein, lol). I ate GOOD while pregnant!!
Ovulation Apps
You are doing amazing work ❤️! Thanks for sharing your wonderful posts. I’d like to share a very positive experience with Dr Igboya. I was diagnosed with PCOS after very irregular periods and anovulatory cycles. I already worked out regularly and was a healthy weight. My husband and I tried for a very long time to conceive and were starting to lose hope. I saw a review of how Dr Igboya helped many families conceive, my husband had to contact him: igboyaspiritualtemple@gmail.com, I started taking his medication. I was so happy 😊 I got it. I experienced mild stomach discomfort and no other side effects. The first month, my cycle length was cut in half and the second month, I got pregnant! I never thought the day would come that I would see a positive pregnancy test. I continued the Medication through my first trimester and we now have a perfect baby boy. Keep your head up and give it a try…we are so thankful that we did
When You Don't Have Enough Money
I didn't do the registry thing... but my family knew money was tight. They threw me a shower that supplied all but the crib. I had the bassinette (with handmade coverings sewn by my aunties), a stroller, high chair, car seat, walker, bottles, several bags of diapers, pacifiers, blankets, towels, outfits, etc. My son didn't need anything for the first 3 months, except formula (I couldn't breast feed).
Winter Pregnancy
Maternity Clothes
LOL - so true.... I got some as hand-me-downs. Besides that, I just switched to pants with elastic waists a size larger than I usually wore, and 1x size tops. Not as cute, but definitely cost-effective!
The Last Celebration
Not really true... there is always Mother's Day. Plus, if you're lucky, when you're older, your kids will throw you a birthday party (your 90th, lol).
What Fruit Does Your Baby Look Like?
A Successful Yes-and
Exercising While Pregnant
Between the backache and swollen ankles, exercise was the LAST thing on my "to-do" list.
Private Room Competition
I'd probably give them a taste of a pterodactyl shriek while standing next to the private room. Warn them away from my territory.
9 Months Later
It really does fly by too fast!! Of course, during that 9 months, all you can think about is that you can't wait to meet your little person. Then, when the moment is at hand, you realize just how short 9 months really is, and wish you had relished it more!
Breathing And Stretching
LOL... I guess I'm good at yoga then... I certainly was a champ at napping. ;)
A Birth Plan
LOL - so true!! I had my whole family on standby in case my water broke, since my hubby worked 10-hr shifts and I obviously couldn't drive myself to the hospital while in active labor. In the end, I went for a visit with my ob-gyn, who claimed after the sonogram that I had "no water left", so they would have to induce labor asap. ----------------- I've wondered ever since where that doctor got his degree, because a few hours later, after they gave me the epidural and I could no longer get up to use the bathroom, they had to BREAK my water to get the catheter in - and trust me, there was PLENTY of water in there!!
Heighten Or Widen?
Reminds me of the horrors I endured, constantly begging and berating my wife not to drink while pregnant with our 2 children. She cut down, but couldn't give up drinking every single night. I prayed so much for the protection of my children. I asked God to put whatever consequences might befall my children to be, instead, put on me, my body, my mind, that theymight be free of the effects of their alcoholic mother drinking and smoking all through both pregnancies. My late wife recently passed away after 32 years together, from the totality of the effects of alcoholism in her body. The effects, especially on my children while still in their mother's womb ended up becoming of no detrimental problems whatsoever. Prayer and trust in our Father/God, works, folks! My daughters and I are living examples of it!
I am very happy to hear that your daughters did not have any problems. Sorry for the loss of your wife and all of the hardships you dealt with.
Load More Replies...Some are funny, I guess i can only know if these are accurate after I get married in the future.
Some are funny, i can only know if these are accurate after I get married in the future.
Whats up with the posts that discourage from ever becoming a parent lately?!
Oh, come on, it's called irony! I'm nine months pregnant, the second time around, and I find this post hilarious! Is it really necessary to point out that pregnancies are not about being pregnant, but about having kids? And while you're wobbling around like a blimp with heartburn it really helps that others don't experience pregnancies as one walk in the park either, and are frank enough to make fun of it.
Load More Replies...I have good helpful news to share with you all, I am 39 years old. my husband and I are hoping to have a child and are actively trying with no luck. My significant other and I have been together 8 years and have been really trying for some time. I saw a person who left a review on a website about Mother Oshun herbal medicine that utilized permanent treatment had similar conditions hormonally (little to completely depleted adrenal glands and progesterone and thyroid issues among other) seeing the medicine were able to help her brought me such hope I had to try and reach out. which is the best decision I made to solve this problem. Now I am a proud mother of a baby boy. Don't be feel you are alone in this fertility journey. This herbal professional is available to everyone who wants a baby of his or her own. Email is oshunpriest@gmail.com
What a truly amazing article. Having a baby it’s a truly miracle experience. We wanted to have a big family with husband. After year of trying we went to fertility doctor. It turned out that I was infertile. First few weeks I was in deepest depression for all my life. Thanks God I married with an angel. My husband supported me in whole possible ways. Finally we decided on surrogacy. Thanks to it we grow up our son. We did it in Ukraine reproductive clinic. Ukraine is one of the few countries where the law allows commercial surrogacy. Moreover local law protects our rights, who have decided to use surrogacy there. Their doctors are real professionals. I can say that they know their job. Surrogate mother carried our child without complications. In a week after she gave birth to our son, the clinic helped us to prepare all documents. I can recommend Ukraine for everybody.
Hello ,I’m 29 ,married for 2 years now and TTC .Have been taking fertility drugs n injections for about a year now and the eggs always turns out good but still no pregnancy ,had a HSG in Nov 2014 and both tubes are fine ,no blockage what so ever and the shape of fallopian tubes are perfect but after still no preggy . My doctor advised me to dp IUI and after all what my doctor said, nothing still happened and I decided to contact the spiritualist for spiritual assist since nothing was then wrong with me. It was surprised for me to find out that it was ancestral parental problems that was affecting my inability to conceive. After dealing with that, the next month I got pregnant for my very first time without any issues. Contact the great spiritualist on (dreka14demons@gmail.com) Your problem mighty be from your ancestral home.
Reminds me of the horrors I endured, constantly begging and berating my wife not to drink while pregnant with our 2 children. She cut down, but couldn't give up drinking every single night. I prayed so much for the protection of my children. I asked God to put whatever consequences might befall my children to be, instead, put on me, my body, my mind, that theymight be free of the effects of their alcoholic mother drinking and smoking all through both pregnancies. My late wife recently passed away after 32 years together, from the totality of the effects of alcoholism in her body. The effects, especially on my children while still in their mother's womb ended up becoming of no detrimental problems whatsoever. Prayer and trust in our Father/God, works, folks! My daughters and I are living examples of it!
I am very happy to hear that your daughters did not have any problems. Sorry for the loss of your wife and all of the hardships you dealt with.
Load More Replies...Some are funny, I guess i can only know if these are accurate after I get married in the future.
Some are funny, i can only know if these are accurate after I get married in the future.
Whats up with the posts that discourage from ever becoming a parent lately?!
Oh, come on, it's called irony! I'm nine months pregnant, the second time around, and I find this post hilarious! Is it really necessary to point out that pregnancies are not about being pregnant, but about having kids? And while you're wobbling around like a blimp with heartburn it really helps that others don't experience pregnancies as one walk in the park either, and are frank enough to make fun of it.
Load More Replies...I have good helpful news to share with you all, I am 39 years old. my husband and I are hoping to have a child and are actively trying with no luck. My significant other and I have been together 8 years and have been really trying for some time. I saw a person who left a review on a website about Mother Oshun herbal medicine that utilized permanent treatment had similar conditions hormonally (little to completely depleted adrenal glands and progesterone and thyroid issues among other) seeing the medicine were able to help her brought me such hope I had to try and reach out. which is the best decision I made to solve this problem. Now I am a proud mother of a baby boy. Don't be feel you are alone in this fertility journey. This herbal professional is available to everyone who wants a baby of his or her own. Email is oshunpriest@gmail.com
What a truly amazing article. Having a baby it’s a truly miracle experience. We wanted to have a big family with husband. After year of trying we went to fertility doctor. It turned out that I was infertile. First few weeks I was in deepest depression for all my life. Thanks God I married with an angel. My husband supported me in whole possible ways. Finally we decided on surrogacy. Thanks to it we grow up our son. We did it in Ukraine reproductive clinic. Ukraine is one of the few countries where the law allows commercial surrogacy. Moreover local law protects our rights, who have decided to use surrogacy there. Their doctors are real professionals. I can say that they know their job. Surrogate mother carried our child without complications. In a week after she gave birth to our son, the clinic helped us to prepare all documents. I can recommend Ukraine for everybody.
Hello ,I’m 29 ,married for 2 years now and TTC .Have been taking fertility drugs n injections for about a year now and the eggs always turns out good but still no pregnancy ,had a HSG in Nov 2014 and both tubes are fine ,no blockage what so ever and the shape of fallopian tubes are perfect but after still no preggy . My doctor advised me to dp IUI and after all what my doctor said, nothing still happened and I decided to contact the spiritualist for spiritual assist since nothing was then wrong with me. It was surprised for me to find out that it was ancestral parental problems that was affecting my inability to conceive. After dealing with that, the next month I got pregnant for my very first time without any issues. Contact the great spiritualist on (dreka14demons@gmail.com) Your problem mighty be from your ancestral home.