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Whether you have previous experience as a parent or not, we can all agree that pregnancy isn't necessarily all that glorious. It's a beautiful moment in a parent's life as they eagerly await the arrival of their baby, but when we idealize it as something purely idyllic and miraculous, reality kicks in, and we start to realize it's not all roses and rainbows. Pregnancy can get messy, both for expecting women and the future fathers actively participating in this important event.

While outsiders may make assumptions about the experience of pregnancy, those who have had the chance to go through it know that it's not always what it seems. Fortunately, there are some very reliable sources that share honest yet funny facts about this blessed condition. Today, we've curated a new collection of chuckle-worthy posts shared online by mothers-to-be themselves, shedding light on some of the not-so-magical moments of pregnancy.

#1

I Think My Wife Forgot She Was 7 And A Half Months Pregnant When She Tried To Hide So She Could Jump Out And Scare Me

I Think My Wife Forgot She Was 7 And A Half Months Pregnant When She Tried To Hide So She Could Jump Out And Scare Me

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I Called Chewy To Tell Them The Packages They Are Sending Me Are Too Heavy Because I’m Pregnant And If They Could Be Split Up. I Got This In The Mail From Them

I Called Chewy To Tell Them The Packages They Are Sending Me Are Too Heavy Because I’m Pregnant And If They Could Be Split Up. I Got This In The Mail From Them

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#3

My Pregnant Wife Is Practicing Swaddling On Our Dog

My Pregnant Wife Is Practicing Swaddling On Our Dog

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Bored Panda reached out to Claire Falconer, a certified women's hormone coach from Australia. On her social media profile, she helps future mothers and shares valuable tips related to hormonal health, fertility, preconception, pregnancy, and postpartum. Apart from assisting her followers on the pregnancy journey, Claire continues her own adventures by traveling Australia in a camper van with her partner Luke and their two beautiful children, 2-year-old Beau and newborn Reef.

Motherhood often comes with unexpected challenges. Apart from all the wonderful moments, women have to face some difficult situations. That's why we asked Claire if she could share one of her personal experiences related to being a mom. Falconer told us: “As a mother we sacrifice our bodies, our brain cells, our social lives, our sleep, eating a hot meal, our money, our energy, our patience all in the name of unconditional love. Motherhood is wild, daily I’m reminded just how lucky I am but also questioning how am I going to survive.”

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#4

My Girlfriend Is 4 Months Pregnant, And I Got This Fortune Today

My Girlfriend Is 4 Months Pregnant, And I Got This Fortune Today

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#5

My Pregnant Wife Claims To Have Found The Perfect Onesie For Our Soon-To-Be-Born Son

My Pregnant Wife Claims To Have Found The Perfect Onesie For Our Soon-To-Be-Born Son

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#6

This Is How We Announced Our Pregnancy To Our Friends And Family

This Is How We Announced Our Pregnancy To Our Friends And Family

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Asked to share a bit more about the realities of pregnancy that often go unnoticed or unspoken, Claire said: “I think the realities of pregnancy are now shared very openly. The fatigue, the nausea, the constant heartburn, the insomnia, the constant feeling of being uncomfortable, the back pain and hip pain and so much more physical symptoms everyone is so aware of. What isn’t spoken about so much is the fear and anxieties, the constant checking the toilet paper after every wipe for fear of losing your little one, the fear of will you be enough, will you be a good mum, will your relationship survive. The constant questioning yourself is sometimes enough to send you insane.”

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#7

Texting Bernard The Update After My Appointment

Texting Bernard The Update After My Appointment

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#8

Subjects Pictured Are Not Pregnant, Give Me Back My Damn Pillow

Subjects Pictured Are Not Pregnant, Give Me Back My Damn Pillow

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#9

At 30-Weeks-Pregnant, I Told My Husband I’d Like To Have Some Pie. It’s A Win

At 30-Weeks-Pregnant, I Told My Husband I’d Like To Have Some Pie. It’s A Win

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But we shouldn't forget that, first of all, the time of expecting a baby comes with some wonderful benefits: “Something else that isn't shared so much is just how beautiful and powerful pregnancy can feel. People seem to always share the bad. But pregnancy can be beautiful. I felt the most sexy I have in my whole life during pregnancy. Every time I looked at myself in the mirror I was reminded that I was actually growing a human. I was making fingernails and toes. It was a beautiful time in my life.”

#10

First-Time Dad, Costco Had A Diaper Sale And Baby Not Due Yet. Did I Go Overboard?

First-Time Dad, Costco Had A Diaper Sale And Baby Not Due Yet. Did I Go Overboard?

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#11

Warning For All My Pregnant Mamas Out There: This Can Happen From Vomiting

Warning For All My Pregnant Mamas Out There: This Can Happen From Vomiting

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Flamingo Croquet
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Could someone please explain? Poor woman, hope the nausea passed at some point 😕

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We wanted to know what, according to Falconer, is the most rewarding part of being a mom that makes all the challenges worth it. We found out that: “The unconditional love you feel for your little ones. Motherhood is the toughest job in the world but what these little people do to our hearts is what makes it all worth it. That little smile, or giggle they give you is worth even the worst night's sleep.”

#13

Wife Is Pregnant With First Child, Due In 58 Days, Must Practice

Wife Is Pregnant With First Child, Due In 58 Days, Must Practice

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#14

Made My Pregnant Girlfriend Pancakes

Made My Pregnant Girlfriend Pancakes

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#15

I Think I Jinxed Myself Complaining About This Pregnancy Being Hard. Today I Broke My Right Foot And Left Ankle. Everything Just Got 1000% Harder

I Think I Jinxed Myself Complaining About This Pregnancy Being Hard. Today I Broke My Right Foot And Left Ankle. Everything Just Got 1000% Harder

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Lastly, we were curious what advice Claire would give to other moms-to-be or new moms who might be facing some of the less glamorous aspects of motherhood. Falconer shared with us: “Do what you need to do in order to survive, there is no 'right way' to do things (obviously within reason). You will get so much advice from so many people and it’s often so overwhelming and this adds to the stress of motherhood. Trust your gut, and do what works for you, your family, and your baby. No baby, no mother is the same. You do you!”

#16

We Recently Announced Our Pregnancy. My Dad Wanted To Know How Big The Baby Was. I Told Him The Size Of A Sweet Potato. A Few Minutes Later, I Received This Picture

We Recently Announced Our Pregnancy. My Dad Wanted To Know How Big The Baby Was. I Told Him The Size Of A Sweet Potato. A Few Minutes Later, I Received This Picture

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#17

The Struggle

The Struggle

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Booker
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm headed home and will call you from the grocery store.

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#18

There's No Medal For Giving Birth, But My Partner Made Me This

There's No Medal For Giving Birth, But My Partner Made Me This

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#19

I’m A Pre-K Teacher And Asked My Students For Name Suggestions. They Did Not Disappoint

I’m A Pre-K Teacher And Asked My Students For Name Suggestions. They Did Not Disappoint

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#20

You Currently Have 2 Brains In Your Body, And That Doesn't Help Either. The Struggle Is Real

You Currently Have 2 Brains In Your Body, And That Doesn't Help Either. The Struggle Is Real

After fifteen minutes of searching, I found out that I had put the car keys in precisely this place because that's such a nice logical place.

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#22

This Pregnant Lady's Dinner Choice For The Past Two Weeks

This Pregnant Lady's Dinner Choice For The Past Two Weeks

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#23

In Case Anyone Is Wondering, I Am "Walked With An Opened Tub Of Butter To The Garage And Put It On The Passenger Seat Instead Of In The Refrigerator" Weeks Pregnant

In Case Anyone Is Wondering, I Am "Walked With An Opened Tub Of Butter To The Garage And Put It On The Passenger Seat Instead Of In The Refrigerator" Weeks Pregnant

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

On one of our doctor visits, my wife asked if she was gaining enough weight. The doctor said a fetus was the perfect parasite, it'll take whatever it needs. At the time, I didn't realize the mind was up for grabs, too.

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#24

The Dude I Work With Found Out That His Girlfriend Is Pregnant

The Dude I Work With Found Out That His Girlfriend Is Pregnant

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Booker
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Poor guy, it looks like he needs time to gather his thoughts. When my wife told me she was pregnant with our first child, I sat down on the stairs stunned for a few seconds, realized that probably wasn't the best response, then got up and hugged her. It didn't quite come off as the spontaneous joy I had hoped for.

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#25

I Guess Pregnant Woman Can't Drive Broncos

I Guess Pregnant Woman Can't Drive Broncos

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pregnant women are only allowed to drive minivans. I guess she didn't get the memo.

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#26

Pregnancy Massage Table. Amazing Invention, But Can't Stop Laughing

Pregnancy Massage Table. Amazing Invention, But Can't Stop Laughing

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#27

That Moment You Pour Chicken Broth Into Your Smoothie Blender Instead Of Almond Milk. Great Way To Start Off The Morning

That Moment You Pour Chicken Broth Into Your Smoothie Blender Instead Of Almond Milk. Great Way To Start Off The Morning

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Booker
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My wife had that same look at the end of both pregnacies. She was through with it!

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#28

In Need Of A Laugh Today

In Need Of A Laugh Today

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#29

My Fiance, Normally A Lean Machine, Has Experienced A Lot Of Swelling During Pregnancy. Here's Her Foot

My Fiance, Normally A Lean Machine, Has Experienced A Lot Of Swelling During Pregnancy. Here's Her Foot

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Fussy1
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I feel for this poor angel. Experienced that as well and it lasted about 6 weeks post partum after each of my 3 babes. Fun times!

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#30

My Wife’s Pregnant Belly Makes It Look Like She’s Smuggling A Pumpkin

My Wife’s Pregnant Belly Makes It Look Like She’s Smuggling A Pumpkin

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#31

My Wife Is Pregnant. I Guess She Thinks I Won't Know What To Do When The Baby Is Born, So She Got This To Help Me Out

My Wife Is Pregnant. I Guess She Thinks I Won't Know What To Do When The Baby Is Born, So She Got This To Help Me Out

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#33

When I Thought I Looked Pregnant vs. Now

When I Thought I Looked Pregnant vs. Now

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#34

My Pregnant Wife Is Trying To Choose A Color For Our First Nursery. I Present To You My Work Of Art - "Indecision (In P Minor)"

My Pregnant Wife Is Trying To Choose A Color For Our First Nursery. I Present To You My Work Of Art - "Indecision (In P Minor)"

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#36

Pregnancy Is Going Great, Why Do You Ask?

Pregnancy Is Going Great, Why Do You Ask?

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Kat
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah ... knew every time I was pregnant because of teeth brushing even before the test went positive ... still gives me shivers sometimes

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#37

Did I Really Just Go In Public With Two Different Shoes?

Did I Really Just Go In Public With Two Different Shoes?

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Elsker
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just say it's a fashion statement. We will not be oppressed by the fashionindustry into wearing to shoes of the same pair!

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#38

Gosh I Hate The Combo Of Extreme Nausea, 4 AM Cravings And Not Finding The Damn Can Opener

Gosh I Hate The Combo Of Extreme Nausea, 4 AM Cravings And Not Finding The Damn Can Opener

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#39

Everyone In My Life Over Thanksgiving: You're 29 Weeks Pregnant! Is The Nursery Done? My Nursery:

Everyone In My Life Over Thanksgiving: You're 29 Weeks Pregnant! Is The Nursery Done? My Nursery:

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Lene
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nurseries aren't super important until baby is a few months old and can sleep in its own room, imo. So... I don't see anything wrong with this picture :)

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#40

My Pie Craving Is Next Level. Just Needed To Share With My Fellow Pregnant Peeps

My Pie Craving Is Next Level. Just Needed To Share With My Fellow Pregnant Peeps

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#41

Pregnancy Snack

Pregnancy Snack

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Booker
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My wife was pregnant with our first and as she was eating Jello, she said that she was surprised she didn't have any cravings. I pointed out that this was the fourth day in a row that she was eating Jello, and that we never had Jello until this week.

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#42

Today Is A Significant Day For My Wife's Pregnancy

Today Is A Significant Day For My Wife's Pregnancy

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#43

Wanted To Do Something A Bit More Grand To Break In My New Lodge 12", But My Pregnant Wife Wanted A Grilled Cheese At 2:30 AM

Wanted To Do Something A Bit More Grand To Break In My New Lodge 12", But My Pregnant Wife Wanted A Grilled Cheese At 2:30 AM

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#44

Preggo Brain. Wore My Slippers To Take The Boys To School But Forgot To Change Into Work Shoes When I Got Home Before Going To Work

Preggo Brain. Wore My Slippers To Take The Boys To School But Forgot To Change Into Work Shoes When I Got Home Before Going To Work

And yes, I can still see my feet I just didn’t look down until I got to work.

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#45

Grabbed My Stuff For Work This Morning And I Realized When I Got To Work That I Did Not In Fact Grab My Beauty Blender… I Grabbed A Boiled Egg

Grabbed My Stuff For Work This Morning And I Realized When I Got To Work That I Did Not In Fact Grab My Beauty Blender… I Grabbed A Boiled Egg

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#46

When You Order Subway So It's There When You Get Home From Work, But Forget That They Wrap Delivery Orders In Foil, So When You Stuck In The Microwave It Catches Fire

When You Order Subway So It's There When You Get Home From Work, But Forget That They Wrap Delivery Orders In Foil, So When You Stuck In The Microwave It Catches Fire

The microwave and sandwich are both fine. My pride is a little wounded though.

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#47

My Wife's Pregnancy Photoshoot Dressed As Vecna At An Abandoned Pizza Hut In Vermont

My Wife's Pregnancy Photoshoot Dressed As Vecna At An Abandoned Pizza Hut In Vermont

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#48

My Pregnant Step-Mom's Nutella, Onion, And Cucumber Sandwich

My Pregnant Step-Mom's Nutella, Onion, And Cucumber Sandwich

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Nichole Harris
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember walking around with a whole onion and a bottle of ketchup..... Just squirt and bite 🤣

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#49

Pregnancy Brain

Pregnancy Brain

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#50

Pregnant Lunch

Pregnant Lunch

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LegendsNeverDIE
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hmm olives, peppers, grains, cream cheese and bagels?! I would totally eat that - looks delicious!

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#51

My Friend Had Her Pregnant Belly Painted, I Think If You Press The Belly Button She'll Explode

My Friend Had Her Pregnant Belly Painted, I Think If You Press The Belly Button She'll Explode

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#52

My Pregnant Wife Is A Warrior. One Week Left, And She Is Still Out Running Errands With Me. This Is Our Last Costco Run Before The Baby Is Born. Thought This Was Funny

My Pregnant Wife Is A Warrior. One Week Left, And She Is Still Out Running Errands With Me. This Is Our Last Costco Run Before The Baby Is Born. Thought This Was Funny

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#53

Back When My Wife Was Pregnant With Our First, She Had A Craving For Ramen Noodles Prepared With Kraft Mac And Cheese Powder. Behold

Back When My Wife Was Pregnant With Our First, She Had A Craving For Ramen Noodles Prepared With Kraft Mac And Cheese Powder. Behold

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Headless Horseman
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That actually doesnt sound too bad. I wonder if she also wanted the flavor pack from the ramen? I like the texture of ramen noodles

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#54

My Very Nauseous Pregnant Wife's Dinner. Finding Food She Can Digest (Or Even Think About) Has Been A Struggle

My Very Nauseous Pregnant Wife's Dinner. Finding Food She Can Digest (Or Even Think About) Has Been A Struggle

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HelmGrass
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a few months that the only thing I could stomach were grapefruits and lemons...

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#55

Happy Birthday Dear Preggo Cravings, Happy Birthday To You

Happy Birthday Dear Preggo Cravings, Happy Birthday To You

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Nice Beast Ludo
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That looks like my 8th birthday cake except the candies were dinosaurs

#56

Living With A Pregnant Woman

Living With A Pregnant Woman

Living with a pregnant woman involves coming home, taking a shower, putting on PJs, getting comfortable, getting back up to make her a snack, getting comfortable again, driving to Taco Bell for a Crunchwrap Supreme, and waiting for what's next.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

all and all that is probably easier than having your internal organs and your body chemistry rearranged by a parasite.

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#57

What, You Ask, Is Pregnancy Brain? Oh, It’s That Thing That Makes You Not Realize That Tea Leaves Are Extremely Light, So 1 Pound Of Them Is, You Know, A Ton Of Tea

What, You Ask, Is Pregnancy Brain? Oh, It’s That Thing That Makes You Not Realize That Tea Leaves Are Extremely Light, So 1 Pound Of Them Is, You Know, A Ton Of Tea

So you order an entire pound of tea leaves, and this arrives.

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Hphizzle
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Double check with your doctor about raspberry leaf tea when pregnant. In stronger doses it can stimulate labor. So may not be good to drink earlier in pregnancy.

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#58

It’s Been 5 Hours Since I Got To Work And I Just Realized I’m Still Wearing My Slippers From This Morning

It’s Been 5 Hours Since I Got To Work And I Just Realized I’m Still Wearing My Slippers From This Morning

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#60

Vegemite Roll Stuffed One Inside The Other. I’m Pregnant, So One Roll Wasn’t Going To Be Enough To Fill Me Up, And Eating Two Rolls Individually Seemed Like Way Too Much Effort

Vegemite Roll Stuffed One Inside The Other. I’m Pregnant, So One Roll Wasn’t Going To Be Enough To Fill Me Up, And Eating Two Rolls Individually Seemed Like Way Too Much Effort

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#61

Pregnancy: Vanilla Ice Cream And Salted, Buttered Corn

Pregnancy: Vanilla Ice Cream And Salted, Buttered Corn

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Firstname Lastname
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, creamed corn is a thing, so why not ice creamed corn? Kinda curious now

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#62

Smores Poptart Pancake For Pregnant Wife

Smores Poptart Pancake For Pregnant Wife

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#63

Hors d'Oeuvres For My Pregnant Wife On Mother's Day

Hors d'Oeuvres For My Pregnant Wife On Mother's Day

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#64

Our Friends Decided To Make Us A Cake Celebrating Our Pregnancy. It Was Delicious

Our Friends Decided To Make Us A Cake Celebrating Our Pregnancy. It Was Delicious

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#65

This Is How My Friend Announced His And His Wife's Pregnancy On The Internet

This Is How My Friend Announced His And His Wife's Pregnancy On The Internet

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#66

Deconstructed Harvey’s Hot Dog Aux Cornichons And Sweet Tomato Compote. Pregnancy Craving

Deconstructed Harvey’s Hot Dog Aux Cornichons And Sweet Tomato Compote. Pregnancy Craving

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Edda Kamphues
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I made my husband go out and get cherries. In March. In Australia. No idea how/where he got them, but he did. You do not want to grumpify the whale!!!

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#67

Pregnancy Brain In Full Swing - Meant To Grab A Spare Towel To Take Swimming To Sit On In The Car On The Way Home... Grabbed Lucy’s Wee Mat Instead

Pregnancy Brain In Full Swing - Meant To Grab A Spare Towel To Take Swimming To Sit On In The Car On The Way Home... Grabbed Lucy’s Wee Mat Instead

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#68

Triple Butter. Peanut Butter, Butter, Nutella, And Jelly. Yup, I'm Very Pregnant

Triple Butter. Peanut Butter, Butter, Nutella, And Jelly. Yup, I'm Very Pregnant

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Darth Kittius
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, out of all possible combinations, this is one I would be okay with trying for myself

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#69

My Pregnant Wife's Microwaved Hot Dog On White Bread Because She Wanted It Immediately

My Pregnant Wife's Microwaved Hot Dog On White Bread Because She Wanted It Immediately

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sara fulmer
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can just visualize a very pregnant wife not being able to get off the couch yelling "IMMEDIATELY!!!"

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#70

Sometimes I Can’t Decide What To Snack On, So The Solution Is A Little Bit Of Everything. I Liked This Combo. It Hit All The Flavors, Had Diversity, And Was Fairly Well-Balanced

Sometimes I Can’t Decide What To Snack On, So The Solution Is A Little Bit Of Everything. I Liked This Combo. It Hit All The Flavors, Had Diversity, And Was Fairly Well-Balanced

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#71

Doritos And Mustard On White Bread: A Pregnancy Craving Bedtime Snack

Doritos And Mustard On White Bread: A Pregnancy Craving Bedtime Snack

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#72

I Told Myself I’d Eat Healthy When I'm Pregnant

I Told Myself I’d Eat Healthy When I'm Pregnant

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#73

I’m Thinking That Maybe Preggo Brain Is A Real Thing

I’m Thinking That Maybe Preggo Brain Is A Real Thing

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#74

Tried Making Coffee With Pregnancy Brain

Tried Making Coffee With Pregnancy Brain

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a non-coffee drinker married to a non-coffee drinker**, who was raised by a non-coffee drinker single dad, I'm not sure I get this one. The filter doesn't look right but I don't know what I'm looking at. Is that a tortilla? **Note: We get our caffeine other ways, don't worry. We're human. *sips Monster*

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#75

Pregnancy Brain: Putting The Tupperware Of Ranch In The Dishwasher To Be Cleaned Like This

Pregnancy Brain: Putting The Tupperware Of Ranch In The Dishwasher To Be Cleaned Like This

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#76

Cell Phone Holder

Cell Phone Holder

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Darth Kittius
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've gotten to the point where I have pregnant friends whom I graduated with, and it's so odd that they're already married and pregnant at 19.

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#77

My Brand New Salt Grinder Broke And Poured Half Of Its Contents Into My Container Of Freshly-Made Mashed Potatoes For Dinner. I’m Pregnant. Tears Were Indeed Shed

My Brand New Salt Grinder Broke And Poured Half Of Its Contents Into My Container Of Freshly-Made Mashed Potatoes For Dinner. I’m Pregnant. Tears Were Indeed Shed

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#78

Never Understood How People Did This, But I Am Now A Part Of The Club

Never Understood How People Did This, But I Am Now A Part Of The Club

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#79

Potato Salad And Sharp Cheddar On Corn Tortillas. Wife Is Pregnant

Potato Salad And Sharp Cheddar On Corn Tortillas. Wife Is Pregnant

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#80

I Have Now Burnt These Eggs To A Crisp Forgetting That I Started The Eggs And Decided To Take A Shower

I Have Now Burnt These Eggs To A Crisp Forgetting That I Started The Eggs And Decided To Take A Shower

What doesn’t show here is that before this mishap I already did this same thing once this morning. I have a brain inside of me but somehow I think I’ve lost mine! I have come to accept that pregnancy brain is real!

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#81

39-Weeks-Pregnant And Don’t Care About My Diet Anymore

39-Weeks-Pregnant And Don’t Care About My Diet Anymore

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#82

Preggo Brain Is A Real Thing! When I Pulled The Half-And-Half Cream Out For My Coffee This Morning I Did A Total Double Take... And Then Giggled

Preggo Brain Is A Real Thing! When I Pulled The Half-And-Half Cream Out For My Coffee This Morning I Did A Total Double Take... And Then Giggled

See, I was neither the adult who put away the ice cream last night nor the first to get half-and-half for coffee this morning.

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My Pregnant Sister Sent Me A List For "Nachos". After Of All The Prepping, This Is What She Wanted

My Pregnant Sister Sent Me A List For "Nachos". After Of All The Prepping, This Is What She Wanted

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#84

Can You Tell Tonight’s Snacks Were Picked Out By A Pregnant Lady?

Can You Tell Tonight’s Snacks Were Picked Out By A Pregnant Lady?

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#85

My Girlfriend Is Pregnant. We're Both Handling It Differently

My Girlfriend Is Pregnant. We're Both Handling It Differently

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#86

Pregnant Wife Gets Last Meal Before Giving Birth

Pregnant Wife Gets Last Meal Before Giving Birth

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#87

This Pregnancy Brain Is Out Of Control. I Started To Make My Decaf Pumpkin Spice Latte, Got Side-Tracked And Ended Up Letting My Pumpkin And Condensed Milk Burn

This Pregnancy Brain Is Out Of Control. I Started To Make My Decaf Pumpkin Spice Latte, Got Side-Tracked And Ended Up Letting My Pumpkin And Condensed Milk Burn

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#88

When Your Pregnant Babysitter Sends You Pics Of The Cup She Forgot She Put On The Roof Of The Car, Drove Off, Then Ran Over It

When Your Pregnant Babysitter Sends You Pics Of The Cup She Forgot She Put On The Roof Of The Car, Drove Off, Then Ran Over It

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Perhaps my greatest fear as a new dad was leaving the baby seat somewhere outside the car and driving away.

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#89

This Is How My Day Is Going. Hope Everyone Else Has A Good Day

This Is How My Day Is Going. Hope Everyone Else Has A Good Day

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#91

Coffee Cake With My Special Ingredient Of Dashi Powder By Mistake Aka Fish Powder

Coffee Cake With My Special Ingredient Of Dashi Powder By Mistake Aka Fish Powder

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#92

Got My Wife Pregnant. Posted This

Got My Wife Pregnant. Posted This

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#93

And This Would Be The Result Of Pregnancy Brain

And This Would Be The Result Of Pregnancy Brain

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#94

Banana Blue Cheese Burger. Do Not Question The Demands Of The Pregnant

Banana Blue Cheese Burger. Do Not Question The Demands Of The Pregnant

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Booker
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those who step on that land mine deserve the consequences!

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#95

Drew A Stick Figure Portrait Of My Little Family Today. Then I Realized Something Was Missing And Had To Revise

Drew A Stick Figure Portrait Of My Little Family Today. Then I Realized Something Was Missing And Had To Revise

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#96

This Pregnancy Brain Is Really Starting To Be A Pain

This Pregnancy Brain Is Really Starting To Be A Pain

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like pump parts put in a pot of boiling water to be sterilized and then forgotten.

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#97

This Monstrosity My Pregnant Wife Created

This Monstrosity My Pregnant Wife Created

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

not so unsimilar to my breakfast. Bread, butter cheese, and olives, put in oven 200C for aproximate 12 mintues.

#98

Pregnant Wife Was Craving Cheddar Cheese With Dijon And Jalapenos

Pregnant Wife Was Craving Cheddar Cheese With Dijon And Jalapenos

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#99

Sometimes You Forget To Put The "Coffee Catcher" In The Grinder... And This Happens

Sometimes You Forget To Put The "Coffee Catcher" In The Grinder... And This Happens

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#100

Childhood Favorite. Current Pregnancy Craving

Childhood Favorite. Current Pregnancy Craving

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#101

It's Pizza Night! Guess Who Lost Count Of How Many Cups Of Flour She Added

It's Pizza Night! Guess Who Lost Count Of How Many Cups Of Flour She Added

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#102

6-Month-Pregnant Wife's Diaries. Purdue Spicy Chicken Cutlets, Frozen Hashbrown Patties, Corn, Sour Cream And A Cheese Sauce

6-Month-Pregnant Wife's Diaries. Purdue Spicy Chicken Cutlets, Frozen Hashbrown Patties, Corn, Sour Cream And A Cheese Sauce

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#103

Strange Pregnancy Craving Nr. 54 - Spicy Beef Patty On Burnt Waffle Drenched In Mayo And BBQ Sauce

Strange Pregnancy Craving Nr. 54 - Spicy Beef Patty On Burnt Waffle Drenched In Mayo And BBQ Sauce

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