We need to hear more like this is such negative times.

If I bring you the breakfast into the bed, just "thanks" is good enough. I don't like to hear things like "Who are you?" and "Whatcha doin' in my house???"

True love that.

Hah imagine having friends

No steaks are too high if we stick together

All the time.

I think this is the best wedding photo ever 6C7650060-...0ec3bf.jpg

I was allowed to live, period. Not necessarily there.

I like this

If there's an ID in the wallet, try and find the owner. If there isn't, enjoy!

This reminds me of that one meme like: “Mom why was i named daisy?” “Because when you were born, and left the hospital, a Daisy fell on your forehead” “mom why was i named rosie?” “Because when you born, a rose petal fell on your forehead” “M-Mom?” “Yes, Brick?”

Patsy Cline and The Pretenders. Great Shower Karaoke.

I stay in the shower until my brain returns to my body. The time varies.

Stay warm, have a shower beer, listen to a podcast, exfoliate.

Play out future conversations that may or may not happen and also daydream complex animations to vocaloid songs.

I like to flex my fat and see if I can make it look like a six pack rather than a keg

Those acoustics go so hard

bro im living a whole asś reality tv show in there lolol

Everyone makes fun of me because I take 5 to 6 minute showers. I guess growing up in a house of 7 with one bathroom conditioned me early on.

Shower thoughts

It shall not be called by name

Planning to overthrow Goverment

Yesss this is why i have go up for bed 5 hours before im tired

Who knows what my damn downstairs neighbor was doing, other than using ALL the hot water?!

Review that conversation you had with your ex, and suddenly realize what they meant. Try to remember where you might have left your wallet before you got too wasted to pronounce your own name.

I'd like more than 8 minutes of hot water!!!!

Whatever they Bloody need to do in order to Cope with the Rest of the Day!!

It's called a spa shower. I exfoliate, use a face mask, deep condition my hair, rasp my feet. I turn the water off in between each section so I don't waste water, but it's about 20-45 minutes depending on how many steps I perform.

Steam yourself like a dumpling. Water feels good.

Dude ur awesome!

At my age (68) it takes that long to warm these cold tired bones. But then I'm good to go!

Concerts, sit on the floor and cry, practice your reaction in case your crush asks you out, etc.

Also shower thoughts. And sleeping.

Singing into the rounded corner

I take long baths every night. My destress zone. I have a routine and it does take about 40 minutes and then 20 for soaking

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Have ground-breaking ideas that they forget in 20 minutes...

Anything ending with "You name it" is immediately sung as that Thanksgiving song.

If you have to ask... 😉

Technically correct. I'd have to check but it probably varies by something like 10cm depending on temperature. That is assuming the expansion is similar to rail.

Do it now!

Or pets (bunnies in my case).

Three paws also an option.

Oh, that's sad but true.

What really bugs me is when the TV show Mash started, it was only 20 years after the Korean war and that seemed like such a long time between the two. It's now been half a century plus since Mash started and I remember it like yesterday.

Exactly. It goes from talking about anime to my self hate and suicidal thoughts

that was smooth AF

God I hate people that never get to the point in the first place and type several messages before they arrive there