We need to hear more like this is such negative times.

If I bring you the breakfast into the bed, just "thanks" is good enough. I don't like to hear things like "Who are you?" and "Whatcha doin' in my house???"

True love that.

Hah imagine having friends

No steaks are too high if we stick together

All the time.

I think this is the best wedding photo ever 6C7650060-...0ec3bf.jpg

I was allowed to live, period. Not necessarily there.

I like this

If there's an ID in the wallet, try and find the owner. If there isn't, enjoy!

This reminds me of that one meme like: “Mom why was i named daisy?” “Because when you were born, and left the hospital, a Daisy fell on your forehead” “mom why was i named rosie?” “Because when you born, a rose petal fell on your forehead” “M-Mom?” “Yes, Brick?”

Patsy Cline and The Pretenders. Great Shower Karaoke.

Technically correct. I'd have to check but it probably varies by something like 10cm depending on temperature. That is assuming the expansion is similar to rail.

Do it now!

Or pets (bunnies in my case).

Three paws also an option.

Oh, that's sad but true.

What really bugs me is when the TV show Mash started, it was only 20 years after the Korean war and that seemed like such a long time between the two. It's now been half a century plus since Mash started and I remember it like yesterday.

Exactly. It goes from talking about anime to my self hate and suicidal thoughts

that was smooth AF

God I hate people that never get to the point in the first place and type several messages before they arrive there

yes

They'll get dry some time. Cigarette won't. \s

Thats a keeper lol

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Correct

Wait, you get 30 minutes? Lucky...

"What do you look for in a woman?" "Two legs, but I'm willing to compromise on that". From the Vicar of Dibley.

Sounds like fun to me. And mainly this is hiding the below comments.

And that is a smart Dad

Can't remember ever hearing of that....

Title of article is "amusing memes." This is neither. Although I agree, it is very true, I have serious memory loss from long-term depression.

I got tested for Alzheimer's recently. Nope, just depression and anxiety. Easily fixed.

Ouf! That was a gut-punch to my soul.

If you add chronic pain to the mix, it's even worse.

Thank you! I think it's the meds as well to be fair. I wish I could forget the trauma though and not what I went into the kitchen for

I talk about it all the time with people. I want them to know why I can’t remember things!!

They forgot

Sorry. I completely forgot

That was one of the first things my psych taught me. I also get 'fibro fog' from my fibromyalgia though, so sometimes it's hard to tell which is the contributing factor. Plus there is often a cycle of one causing the other...

I know how you feel... My depression always messes with my memory. Maybe, it's because I don't want to remember my past, my parents were monsters!

Memory loss? What’s that’s?

Ignorance. One has to have "lived it" to be able to speak on it.

It is is because u b exhausted! Get the stupids. I almost put the transmission in park to turn left today…

Abso-f*****g-lutely !!!!!

must've slipped my mind somehow

I know a guy who told me this happened to him. Poor thing. I've been depressed and anxious as hell but didn't know that was a thing. Unless I did but I forgot?

With memory loss, you'd forget to be depressed or anxious.