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#2

Words Of The Week

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411points

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catdog 8 months ago

This is a recipe for disaster 😂

143points

In order to explain this subreddit's massive success we need to get a little academic. Part of its appeal could probably be understood with the incongruity theory of humor.

According to Dr. Alex Borgella, who is an assistant professor of psychology at Fort Lewis College, it "suggests that we find fundamentally incompatible concepts or unexpected resolutions funny. Basically, we find humor in the incongruity between our expectations and reality."

#3

I Am Grateful

Final score:

407points

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Multa Nocte 8 months ago

I'm dyin' here . . . . .

96points

#4

Wtf Man

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406points

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Realistic Optimist 8 months ago

It's so strange, but I love it.

80points

#5

90 Second Cycle

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406points

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Michael P (Perthaussieguy) 8 months ago

Fitting end to a TikTokers phone.

251points

This is similar to the techniques of stand-up comedians today — they speak of the set-up and the punch (line).

The set-up is the first part of the joke and it creates the expectation while the punch (line) is the last part that violates that expectation. In the language of the incongruity theory, the joke’s ending is incongruous with the beginning.

Indeed, many of the posts on 'Comedy Heaven' involve setups that lead to unexpected punchlines, such as a girl who drew a picture of her cat and thanked the vet for "carefully removing its testicles," or a chat between two people discussing Roe vs. Wade, only for one to reply they don't watch boxing.

#6

Foam

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313points

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Multa Nocte 8 months ago

That's definitely a frog.

167points

#7

Boxing

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310points

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Norah Reilly 8 months ago

Aaaaand...that's how egregious, draconian laws are passed; too few folks are aware of and/or care about the effects of laws that they don't think about or think will affect them. No one cares until it happens to them.

22points

#8

There Is A Person At Your Front Door

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292points

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Maxi 8 months ago

This is terrifying!

130points

#9

Garfield

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291points

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Jantje Groot 8 months ago (edited)

The "slap heard 'round the world" wasn't a big deal to Odie and Nermel. They are more fans of the Golden Globes.

62points

The first philosopher to use the word incongruous when analyzing humor was James Beattie (1779).

When we see something funny, he said, our laughter "always proceeds from a sentiment or emotion, excited in the mind, in consequence of certain objects or ideas being presented to it."

#10

In Aid Of National Coming Out Day In The UK

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290points

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Michael P (Perthaussieguy) 8 months ago

An aware wolf

78points

#11

Puerto Rican Discuss Me

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285points

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UnseeJuiceWitch (any pronouns) 8 months ago

just a guess do they be sayin you smell like racism???

95points

#12

Solved

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277points

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Jantje Groot 8 months ago

Yesterday... was such a sleezy dame to flay.

83points

#13

The Flesh Harvester

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272points

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Jantje Groot 8 months ago

It puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the cricket again.

62points

Our laughter "seems to arise from the view of things incongruous united in the same assemblage."

And the cause of humorous laughter is "two or more inconsistent, unsuitable, or incongruous parts or circumstances, considered as united in one complex object or assemblage, as acquiring a sort of mutual relation from the peculiar manner in which the mind takes notice of them," Beattie thought.

#14

Ricky Pee Pee

Final score:

265points

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Janner Wingfeather 8 months ago

My mom never would have let me live that down. She’d be gleefully planning out how to work that story into her speech at my wedding.

194points

#15

Keep On Truckin’

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247points

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Lotekguy 8 months ago

Whoever buys it deserves it.

236points

#16

Big Jim

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240points

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Lauren 8 months ago

That's 100% big brother s**t right there.

12points

#17

Hashbrown

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237points

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UnseeJuiceWitch (any pronouns) 8 months ago

and a very handsome hash brown

99points

For more posts that have "ascended" into 'Comedy Heaven,' fire up our earlier publications on the subreddit 50 Times Accidental Comedy Gold Was Spotted On Social Media and 50 Social Media Posts That Are Comedy Gold.

#18

Mike

Final score:

236points

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Did I say that out loud? (he/him)cis/het 8 months ago

We need clarification. Is Mike very tough or just pleased to see you?

70points

#19

Foot

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234points

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Jantje Groot 8 months ago

In soviet Russia, we have foot for head!

57points

#20

Horse

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221points

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Mavis 8 months ago

I'm worried for your family too....but for different reasons.

316points

#21

Caricature Artist

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217points

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Multa Nocte 8 months ago

Wrong person to steal from, for sure.

69points

#22

God Bless

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212points

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jaysko 8 months ago

So much to unwrap here yeesh. The emoji, the comment AND the response, "croniavirus"...

187points

#23

Mayonnaise

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188points

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Silly-Rabbit 8 months ago

Finally. The US is normal for once!

111points

#24

Duality Of Man

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183points

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Multa Nocte 8 months ago

Ouch!

59points

#25

Yikes

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178points

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Jantje Groot 8 months ago

But only because it's so popular amongst judges.

60points

#26

Bald People

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177points

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Weaponized Beef 8 months ago

As a bald man, I am offended by the cultural appropriation.

168points

#27

Goblin Mode

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176points

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Silly-Rabbit 8 months ago

She needs more than words of encouragement..

146points

#28

Ham Sniffer

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175points

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Javelina Poppers 8 months ago

Where was this during Career Day?

188points

#29

Dance Therapy

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168points

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Chrissie Anit 8 months ago

His website is real and totally bonkers

126points

Mario Strada 8 months ago

I can't have that in my browser history.

13points

T5n 8 months ago

I just had to go to the website after seeing this comment. Here’s the link for anyone else who wants to see it. https://impissed.net/

10points

Birgit Sommer 8 months ago

You actually went looking? Thanks lol.

8points

Rosemary . 7 months ago

This reminds me of the Prancercise Lady from years ago. According to it's creator Joanna Rohrback, Prancercise® is a "newly developed craze; a springy-rhythmic way of moving forward-similar to a horse's gait and ideally induced by elation." Many parodies were created in reaction to the Prancercise video, which went viral with over 10 million views. You have to see it in action to fully appreciate it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-50GjySwew

3points

Whoopdeedoo 1 month ago

Yes! I went to it. Actually seems cool

0points

Panda Mona 8 months ago

Yes. It´s incredible!

0points

Emma London 8 months ago

I'm more intrigued by the bleeding staples.

19points

Groundcontroltomajortom 8 months ago

Stigmataaaaa

2points

censorshipsucks 8 months ago

in british, pissed means drunk. but he does look drunk in photo1.

12points

moggie63 8 months ago

That was the only time I even considered dancing. But didn't.

3points

Brandy Gray 8 months ago

I'm a huge fan of Henry's music, Thumpasaurus rules!

5points

Edward Finger Hands 8 months ago

So good

1point

Rostit.. . 8 months ago

This is an artist

4points

drew p 8 months ago (edited)

Go to the website and watch their YouTube video. It will surprise you. It's all about the very last sentence on the flyer.

3points

minji 8 months ago

I wanna join...

3points

Chilli 8 months ago

I googled it

2points

The Other Guest 8 months ago

So who here is gonna see if that QR code works, then come back & give us a report?

2points

Dragons Exist 8 months ago

"now accepting Bitcoin" - the (real) website

1point

jjdubs W 8 months ago

"I accept bitcoin." :D

1point

Darius S. (he/him) cis/grey 8 months ago

Day one, I'm in love with your strut Day two, I'm in love with your strut Day three, I'm in love with your strut Guess what? I'm in love with your strut

1point

Lola Donathan 1 month ago

its called impissed.net

0points

Joan 3 months ago

nightmare fuel

0points

BubblesTheSugarGlider 6 months ago

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT MYSTERY LQUID DRIPPING OFF THOSE STAPLES? My imagination is much too creative for this, I think I've had enough bp for today...

0points

Diandra “Mss Didi” Blackthorn 7 months ago

This guy is living his best life! Great video on his website!

0points

JJ White 7 months ago

Give him all my money now.

0points

Rahb in Oz 7 months ago

When I am pissed, the simple cure is to stop drinking and go to bed.

0points

Itsmeagain 7 months ago

It's so obviously working..

0points

🤣🤣🤣 (Me while reading bp) 7 months ago

Sounds great, where do I sign up?

0points

MarsFKA 7 months ago

Tell me there's a catch somewhere in this.

0points

Nikki Martinez 7 months ago

https://youtu.be/T6dmMUR9TVI

0points

randomhungryhamsterperson 8 months ago

just reasearched this and its nuts

0points

Lene 8 months ago

Great! Looked at the site, sent the link to a few friends. Lol

0points

Aaron Miller 8 months ago

Total Whacko. . .

0points

InfiniteZeek 8 months ago

This is gold 🤣🤣🤣 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6dmMUR9TVI&t=133s

0points

David 8 months ago

These joke fliers are some of my favorite memes. Also the ones made from historical art.

0points

Abel 8 months ago

Dirty dancing 2.0. Seriously.

0points

Christine Brand 8 months ago

Being British it took a minute to realise this wasn't dancing to make you sober...

0points

Mrs. Dearly Regret 8 months ago

I would give it a try

0points

In_the_gorge 8 months ago

You can’t deny those results!

0points

#30

United States Strategic Command

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162points

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Mavis 8 months ago

New recruit Mr Mittens.

162points

#31

Cheese

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150points

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Lotekguy 8 months ago

Banish him from the premises! The man's a Muenster! Gouda riddance, I say!

214points

#32

Smallest Number

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148points

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UnseeJuiceWitch (any pronouns) 8 months ago

good argument

84points

#33

Brisket I Made Today

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147points

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catdog 8 months ago

My Grandpa would do the exact same thing 😂

61points

#34

Nintendo

Final score:

147points

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Frying Bacon 8 months ago

They knew what they were doing

62points

#35

Condensation

Final score:

143points

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Stygtand 8 months ago

A skull and boner

123points

#36

Sexual Moans

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142points

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In_the_gorge 8 months ago

It depends if “Goblin Mode” is on or off?, right?

626points

#37

Andrea

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141points

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BlackCatWithWhiteSocks 8 months ago

In the meantime, Andrea has moved to another state and changed her name

60points

#38

Customer Service

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137points

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Lotekguy 8 months ago

That's what happens when the warranty expires.

96points

#39

Theorem Proof

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137points

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Cathe B Comedian/Musician 8 months ago

Posit: you have small hands and/or no fingers

39points

#40

Crying And Shaking

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134points

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Multa Nocte 8 months ago

They do be fast.

66points

#41

😃

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131points

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Marie Clear 8 months ago

Butterflies and ladybugs are not even related.

148points

#42

Artifact Of The Month

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130points

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Lotekguy 8 months ago

So the chipmunk was a mole?

12points

#43

Spongebob Popsicle

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126points

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ί𝔫ＣίŦᵃт𝐔𝐬 8 months ago

Accidentally.

117points

#44

Christophers Longest Run

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114points

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Sky Render 8 months ago

Don't worry, that's just Superman spinning the Earth backwards to prevent Lois Lane from dying. Again.

101points

#45

Mirror

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107points

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Betta Fish 8 months ago

Reusing the same post more than chucky cheese reusing pizza slices

58points

#46

Kombat

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104points

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Janner Wingfeather 8 months ago

Guess you had to be there.

100points

#47

Clams

Final score:

103points

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hungryghost 8 months ago

All hail the magic C̶o̶n̶c̶h̶ clam

68points

#48

Complimentary Coffee And Mini Muffins

Final score:

99points

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Lotekguy 8 months ago

You stay classy, Marriott! At least it's more tasteful than last year's Jenga giveaways.

123points

#49

Get Cancer

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92points

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Betta Fish 8 months ago

Oh it just gets worse the further you go

61points

#50

Mongo

Final score:

80points

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Sharon Peters 8 months ago

When you read it as mongo, gives it more feels

37points

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#51

Mistakes

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40points

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Brian Jones 8 months ago

He showed him Mersey lmmfao

24points

#52

Totes Yeet Yo

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40points

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LakotaWolf (she/her) 8 months ago

I... I think buckling up is the OPPOSITE of yeeting, but I'm 42, so I'm not very hip.

25points

#53

Christ For Arms

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38points

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RiotGrrrl 8 months ago

"Threw beans on him..." I'm rolling

19points

#54

I Forgot

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37points

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Wilfredo 8 months ago

Who doesn't?

13points

#55

Abstract Art

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37points

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Notme 8 months ago

This is not abstract art, as it clearly depicts 3 humans.

27points

#56

So Sad

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35points

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Marie Clear 8 months ago

I don't think that writers need to worry about AI taking their jobs for a good long while yet.

85points

#57

Nirvava

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35points

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Pandamonium 8 months ago

Bet he smells like teen spirit

51points

#58

No Teeheeing In The Band Closet

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35points

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Javelina Poppers 8 months ago

So Michael Jackson isn't in there?

30points

#59

Baby Shark Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo

Final score:

35points

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Guess Undheit 8 months ago

If you think that's bizarre, read this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adactylidium

1point

#60

Your Son Has Passed Away

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32points

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Mavis 8 months ago

This doesn't seem like the sort of news that should be delivered via text message.

38points

#61

Neil

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30points

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Mavis 8 months ago

Is this before or after he kisses himself in the mirror?

94points

#62

Clam

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30points

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Angela C 8 months ago

Then I'm as happy as this particular clam

40points

#63

This Belongs Here

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29points

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Dark Pearl 8 months ago

what do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? shut up (absolute COMEDY)

14points

#64

Hot Dog

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29points

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Marie Clear 8 months ago

Well, if by chains they mean the un-losable 45 lbs you'll put on eating their hot dogs every day, then yes.

21points

#65

IKEA

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28points

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UncleJohn3000 8 months ago

Cleaning out a university engineering building, I found a genuine fainting couch dating back to the 1920s. It'd been in grad student offices for decades. The students loved it but the staff and faculty regarded it as a biohazard site. And that's how it went to the recycling center - covered with biohazard stickers.

4points