That's brilliant!

In other words "Fork you, I'm not doing the dishes again."

Thank you for stepping up..

You need a new roommate

What continues And what happens next? Please update!

too bad they’ll most likely be ignored by the offending roommates

Drought relief milk means that 10c from every milk sold goes to the drought stricken aussie farmers

Brilliant! 🤣🤣🤣🤣💕

It's really bad when you need to lock up your gallon of milk

That's both brilliant and ridiculous that you have to go to such measures to stop an a$$hole from being a thief.

Oh, now I get it... there's another plastic bottom of a milk bottle slid over the top of this one with a lock on it. Thanks to a comment that helped me figure it out. What a way to have to live with roommates... and there's "always one." Or more.

Good pair of kitchen scissors could bypass this solution. Just sayin'.

Nice! But if your roommates really want your milk they could just cut the plastic.

Ok, but drought relief milk??

What good did this little lock do?

I knew a guy who padlocked his dishes and pantry. I love locking up the milk!

Pour full cream into skim milk bottles...might slow them down?

My sister lived with us for 8 months, said she never touched our milk (it was skim). Had to keep buying bigger and bigger containers ( 4L). She moved out and the milk kept going bad even the smaller it got. Now we don't buy milk...lol!!

I tried adding food colouring to mine... helped for a little while

A few snips and it will be removed...

The aggressor sets the rules of engagement. This is more than fair.

The number of cigarettes ON THE BED

The stupidity required for this

OMG!

(Even more visible pain)

Why do I feel like he's not telling the whole story?

Fair enough.

I'd be inclined to go for another weekend . . . and when I say "weekend" I mean "forever".

Yes

"Mine don't need to be washed I'm not cleaning anything."

Gross

Petty but funny

I wonder where they got this info from? Web MD?

This is so disgusting 🤢

At first I thought the pineapple melted into the rug.

That'll burn your house down!

Uhhh. Red roommate flag.

(Visible pain)

You and your bf need new roommates

Congrats, gentrification can now be spread from person to person. "Embrace your new culture"? Jesus, dude

Ooohhh... Minimum a*s whoppin.

How hard is it to clean your dishes after you cook?

Robert owes you a pie and a krispy kreme

🤢 🤮🤮

Each time you find this put it on the roller the "wrong" way round. Hopefully it will annoy them enough to do it the "right" way themselves.

I don't get it. Why are people so disgusting?! Just clean after yourself!