Police officers get it pretty tough these days. Negative stories about a few bad apples in the police force hog the headlines, while the small, everyday heroic acts that officers undertake to keep us safe are often taken for granted. Sometimes we forget what a tough and dangerous job they have, and at the end of the day, they are normal people too!
So to keep spirits up, police have to have a pretty good sense of humor. And if you check out this list filled with police humor compiled by Bored Panda, you will see that they most certainly do. From funny jokes about the donut-based stereotypes to ingeniously creative and funny social media ‘warnings,’ scroll down below to see the ultimate examples of police jokes. Don’t forget to upvote your favorites too!
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When The Protestors Cancel Because Of The Snow But You And The Other Riot Police Are Already Geared Up
I Started Chatting With A Local Police Officer Today, And Asked Him What I Could Do To Let My Parents Know I Was Having A Good Time At My First Day Of College. He Suggested Taking This Photo
My Iguana Ran Away Out The Back Door. The Police Dept Found Him. I Had To Pick Up My Iguana From Jail
Police Dog Rating
'Rather Large'
Police In Montreal Are Refusing To Wear Their Work Pants As A Part Of A Labor Dispute
May The Force Be With You
Doggo Joke
Lincoln, CA Police Departament Running Into Trap
Wear Your Seatbelt
Look Who Grew Up!
Police Are Savage
Driver Breathalysed By Police For Suspicious Behavior
On The 4th Of July, Police In Asheville, NC, Got A Call About A Giant Slip’n Slide Supposedly Blocking The Road. But When The Cops Arrived, Instead Of Shutting It Down, They Joined In
Police Partners
This Policeman Though
Reykjavik’s Police Department Instagram Is Awesome
Vehicle Log
Pixar Presents: Police Cars
Police Busted A Meth Lab Using A Meth Lab
Our Local Police Department Ain't Playing
There Was A Big Drug Problem At My Friend's School So They Hired A Police Officer To Supervise Students But Now He’s Playing Magic The Gathering With The Video Game Club
Yesterday A Swedish Police Officer Borrowed A Snow Sled From Some Neighborhood Kids
This Dove Getting Parma Police Protection After Laying Her 2 Eggs In A Cruiser
From Police Pupper To Professional Doggo
Police Stop At A Canadian Half Marathon
I'm At A Wedding. Both Bride And Groom Are Police Officers. This Is What They Are Serving
I Was At 7 Eleven And Saw This Female Police Officer With Her Pink Handcuffs. I Asked If I Could Take A Photo, And She Said Yes And Also Explained They Have Other Colors Such As Light Blue, Purple, Yellow. She Said She Loves Putting The Pink Cuffs On The Guys
Actual Police Report From My University
I Wish I Was A Little Bit Taller. When You Graduate The Academy But Still Can't Go On The Rides At The Townsville Show
Sacramento Police Department Had A "High Speed Chase" Today
Tip Of The Day
Cops? Where?
So We Found A Pothole. Just For A Little Perspective, Officer Clark Is 6'5"!
Police Can Be Pretty Humorous
When The Police Rock Up At Your House And They Are More Interested In Your Bearded Dragon Than You
Special Offer - 2 For 1
The New GOT Season
A Police Department In Minnesota Has Set Up Traps Throughout The City Today
Portland Police Officers Always Have Fun At Work
As A Police Officer Assigned To A Middle School, I Had To Get My Back To School Picture Done. I Hope My Wife Packed A Juice Box
They Know How To Bust A Rhyme
Students In Montreal Protested Rising Tuition By Going (Nearly) Naked. Here's A Pic Of Some Montreal Police "Observing" The Protests
Our Fire Station Is Next Door To The Police Department. Pranks Ensue
Racing In A Supermarket
The Swedish Police Posted This On Their Official Facebook Page During A Music Festival With The Text: "It's Da Sound Of Da Police"
Carlos, The Police Cat
Good Boy
So Johnny Depp Is Walking Around South East Queensland Dressed As Jack Sparrow. Local Police Posted This Selfie To Their Facebook
Nwmsu Police Parodying Sorority Sisters Getting Their Matches
My Friend Ran Out Of Lunch Bags, His Dad Is A Cop
Taking One For The Team
Slow Down Maybe?
Honest Request
Fix This
NYPD Officer And Dog Enjoying St. Patrick's Day
Local Police Are Opening Up A "Hotel" For New Years Eve
This Is How Surrey Police (UK) Have Tweeted Warnings About Icy Roads - In The Style Of Vanilla Ice
Can I Goat A Selfie?
Cop Came Into My University's Library With Candy Canes Shouting "Ho Ho Ho From The Po Po Po"
Canadian Police On The Job
I'm not Canadian, but it sounds like being a Canadian policeman might be a pretty boring job...
Things do happen in this great country of ours. They are like any other police force in the world. The view of policemen local and federal (Royal Canadian Mounted Police ) is slightly different in Canada. They are approachable and friendly. They are human like the rest of us. There are the odd bad apple, but they step up when the job needs to be done and protect us when the bad guys decide to make a stink.
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Weed Traps
Spoke Too Soon
My Friend Is A Cop In Australia. He Was Recently Put In Charge Of Traffic Signs In His Town
Small Town Police Log
Busted!
Pupper Things
They Created A Playlist On Spotify
My Brother-In-Law Who Is A Police Officer Told Me He Had A New Partner
I Got My First Dui Today. He Was Found Asleep Behind The Wheel
A Police Officer Always Looks Out For His Partner
Local Police Getting The Word Out
Pro Tip No. 3
Picture Of A Cop Haulin' Ass
Cops Dancing With Children At Benefit Concert In Manchester
Serious Warning
Isn’t Posing For Photos The Wurst?
When Your Weed Is In A Safe Place
Our Police Department Has A Sense Of Humor
Officer Couldn't Resist The Snow Angel
The Picture Was Taken A Bit Soon, But This Is An Officer From Our Town Visiting The The Local Skate Park. He Landed This Frontside Board Slide In 30 Lbs Of Police Gear An Boots
Donut Day
This Little Goat Was On The Loose In The Bronx, But Thanks To A Few Of The Finest In The 40 Precinct He’s Now Got A New Home On A Farm
Cop Rewards Kitty With A Scratch Behind The Ear
Good Boy
My States Police Facebook Page Posted This Picture Taken By A Speeding Camera. Bird Bro Saves The Day!
A Day Off
Do You Know How Fast You Were Going?
What They Gonna Do?
Duke Was Helping Me Study For The Sergeant’s Exam
Yolo
Dad Jokes All The Way
Good For Low Level Crime
A Police Officer Came To My University Library And Offered Doughnuts To Students Studying For Finals
He May Have Needed A Little Help With The Flying Part, But There Is No Doubt That He Is A Super Hero
Hello There
Bork
True Love
My Local Police Force Doesn't Get Enough Credit For Keeping Scumbags Like This Off The Streets
German Cop Planking
That's Sad
Noped
Cop Came Into My Costume Shop Today...
Portland Police Use A Voodoo Donut For Scale
My Local Police Department Has A Sense Of Humor
Officer Enjoys A Quick Intermezzo
NZ Police Recruitment Accepted The Running Man Challenge
Police Fun At The Fair
Busted
"I Like To Do Drugs"
This Is The Norwegian Monunted Police. They've Got A Good Sense Of Humor! And I Love It!
Virginia State Police In The Snow Storm
Sometimes It Is Important To Remember That Cops Are People Too. Some Are Bad, But Some Are Awesome
Studying The Key Terms In My Police Admin Class When
Oh, The Disappointment
Perfect Stop
Let Us Know, Guys
Just In Case
My Local Cops Have A Great Sense Of Humor
Danish Police Doing Yoga At Roskilde Festival
Two Vehicle Accident
Nope Rope
Lost & Found
Busted Horse
Happy Star Wars Day From The Western Australia Police
Cruel Roast
For The Love Of All That Is Holy
Focus On What's Important
This Was In The Daily Police Report Section Of My Hometown Newspaper. (Yes, It Is A Small Town)
Officer: "What Would You Like To Do Today During Your Ride-A-Long?" Ride-A-Long: "Show Me All The Fun Stuff Cops Like To Get Into!" Officer: "I Got You Fam!"
The West Des Moines Police Department Used MS Paint To Show What'll Happen If You Drive Drunk
Funny Cop
On A Special Recon Mission
Police Chasing Tom Brady AKA Goat
Obviously, The Snow Gave A Lot Of Fun For The National Police Officers
Batman On A Bus
Mastering Song Lyrics
Highway Patrol
Police Brutality In My Hometown
Always
Brazilian Police Searching A Suspect
Shark Invasion
Our New Patrol Hats Are Taking Some Getting Use To. I Think They Look Pretty Dang Good Though
You Cops Think You're So Funny... My Vest This Morning...
Been Sent This Today, Glad To See My Cut Out Still Gets Dressed Up In The Festive Spirit, Even After Leaving
Sauce Robbery
Lol. In Front Of My Station. We Have Some Artistic And Funny Cops Here
“Yeah I Was In Dog Squad For A Bit But I Really Like My New Job In Road Policing”
F**k Da Police
The Haircut Case
Police Media Team Report A Suspicious Package Has Been Received As Part Of The Office Secret Santa. It Will Now Be Destroyed
Glaze It Don't Blaze It
Swan On The Loose
Nothing Beats A Snag On A Barbie
Not Very Trendy Custody Plimsolls
"5 Am Purchases"
"Nearly"
Mario Kart
Police Wants You To Be Chill
Regrets
Drive With Styles
Unfortunate Catch
Because Someone’s Gotta Be “That” Cop
Carboloading For The Nightshift
Bad Roadmance
The Testing Guy
Announcing Our #Hottest100 Task Force
I think that it shows cops are people too. It is ironic I look at this when the news shows so many protest against police today
I think the prime factor to that is that the news almost only report on the "negative" interactions police have with the general public, so most think that that is the norm among how police act. Yes the news sometimes report on the good ones as well but those are the exceptions, both in the news and in our minds. It's not so different compared to almost any other "group" of people, most reporting and memories are about the "negative" interactions with them.
Load More Replies...and a serious job to do that we are under paid to do .........
Load More Replies..."Serious" people usually hide at least a little bit of craziness within.
So nice to see cops having a good laugh! Totally different side of them! 😂
Jonathan don't you ever just lighten up? Ever? Christ you should be called Dark Cloud.
Load More Replies...Another example : https://www.google.ca/amp/s/globalnews.ca/news/3971773/montreal-police-pranked-by-a-car-snow-sculpture/amp/
I hope these work. Australian Police April the first. https://www.facebook.com/Tas.Police/photos/a.468954286517810.1073741827.143315189081723/1743070525772840/?type=3&theater >>>>>https://www.facebook.com/QueenslandPolice/photos/a.399029753253.175744.339665603253/10156495918303254/?type=3&theater
Was that really f***ing necessary? You would never be able to handle what most officers go through on a daily basis. P**s off and keep hiding behind your screen, commenting useless things instead of getting off your a**e and doing something about it.
Load More Replies...How does it feel to be hated by an entire website? P**s off.
Load More Replies...I think that it shows cops are people too. It is ironic I look at this when the news shows so many protest against police today
I think the prime factor to that is that the news almost only report on the "negative" interactions police have with the general public, so most think that that is the norm among how police act. Yes the news sometimes report on the good ones as well but those are the exceptions, both in the news and in our minds. It's not so different compared to almost any other "group" of people, most reporting and memories are about the "negative" interactions with them.
Load More Replies...and a serious job to do that we are under paid to do .........
Load More Replies..."Serious" people usually hide at least a little bit of craziness within.
So nice to see cops having a good laugh! Totally different side of them! 😂
Jonathan don't you ever just lighten up? Ever? Christ you should be called Dark Cloud.
Load More Replies...Another example : https://www.google.ca/amp/s/globalnews.ca/news/3971773/montreal-police-pranked-by-a-car-snow-sculpture/amp/
I hope these work. Australian Police April the first. https://www.facebook.com/Tas.Police/photos/a.468954286517810.1073741827.143315189081723/1743070525772840/?type=3&theater >>>>>https://www.facebook.com/QueenslandPolice/photos/a.399029753253.175744.339665603253/10156495918303254/?type=3&theater
Was that really f***ing necessary? You would never be able to handle what most officers go through on a daily basis. P**s off and keep hiding behind your screen, commenting useless things instead of getting off your a**e and doing something about it.
Load More Replies...How does it feel to be hated by an entire website? P**s off.
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