This is also the only reason I check my voice messages.

lol, love this

haha exactly always act cool

You forgot photos of celebrities with finally a pimple spotted as well as stories about unearthly beautiful people.

James Earl Jones should be a sliver on there too!

I SEE what you did there -_-

This sums it up: Adam-Sambe...Get-It.gif

3.14 should not be called pie, unless its served with a fork and a knife. JS

Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

Where's the section on random cute animal pictures... or that's just me

Hehe

Just curious, but does anyone else read a text in the person's voice who is texting you? EX: Friend texts you, do you read the text in his/her voice?

"Right" needs to be smaller

I'm pretty sure all 3 of those words are in every Justin Bieber song, ever.

"the new president is..."

I'm from 89 can I talk about the good old days... or am I in a gray area

"305!"

Soooo true, I never noticed until now!

where is the chill section?

True

And brace for jumping, b/c its like a f*cking Jack in the box, and you know any sec now that toast is gon *POP*

Oh, and any piece of paper worth at least $20,000 DESERVES to be on the wall. Covering a hole is optional.

..and a mother! ;)

Wtf this makes no sense.

Hahahahaha this made me laugh so hard

Yup,that happens to me too

Unless you delete your Facebook account. It helps!

True,true

Or there's tonnes of food, but you have to cook it!!!

UGH It's so annoying though!! I have a million and NONE GO TO THE RIGHT CONTAINER!

WEIGHT.

Need to make one about where my socks go when I wash/dry them... This is the questions NASA needs to answer!

That f*ck there was no facebook when I was at uni!!

Omg that's really me. I like movies so when someone else say something wrong about that movie i will open imdb and show them that i always right

Ellen!

GOD I feel old. X,D

Peeing in the shower

Vamos Amigos

Puta lol sorry

ME GUSTA POGGINGS (Tommyinnit fans anywhere?)

Cervesa

hola. me peyton. vamonos amigos!

no importa nada But I learned English as a foreign language at school, lol

adding 'muy' to any adjective!

I just speak Portuguese with a Spanish accent and hope for the best :D