"Stacey. Amazon's here."

Bless you 🙏

Happy ending for tiny floof yeller.

He is howling to his ancestors to let them know the humans have finally made him a suitable throne.

"I'm dying of starvation here. Dying, I tell you!"

Straight to jail! The audacity of humans…

I am invisible! Look away human!!

"Open the freakin' door, Linda. I know you see me!"

Well, what are you waiting for! Open the door! You’ve been chosen!!!

I totally understand boopie. No one likes the stick, but vaccines are very important part of keeping our world healthy. Hope you got an extra treat for being a trooper.

Do you not understand the unwritten rules of being adopted by a cat? 1) you must share your food 2) actually, all food is mine 3) you may touch me if I allow it but you shall be punished with murder mittens if you can’t read my signals 4) say goodbye to half your socks and anything that slides nicely across the floor when I smack it

"Are you gonna wear THAT to work? Bold choice, Linda."

She’s worried about you

Sorry boss, I can’t come to work again today. Yeah, it’s that void with a death glare again. He’s claimed my door handle this time.

I can hear the teensiest meow roar.

🤣"Tortitude"

If there's no name on it, it's cat's property. Rule 1 for catpeople.

All of these cats look like they’re singing to the skies…

This does sound like an appropriate circumstance to bathe a cat, but goodness, get him a towel!!! And some treats, he’s going to need them for energy for the hours he’s going to spend putting each hair back in it’s place.

Mommy are you okay did you drown oh please get out.

I hope the sweet little yeller is adopted soon.

“Mommyyyy, I said I didn’t want this tiny crate, I wanted the one that’s big enough for a Great Dane!”

“Sharon! Can you please get the dang drawer? I don’t have thumbs remember?!”

That cat is a stunner!

You DID NOT find me. DO OVER!

Dis mise iz mine hooman! Do not tuch! You will not survive…

"Sta-a-a-a-a-arving!"

“This is my junk, and my junk only.”

"I'm gonna kick your a$$, Trevor."

Spicy salty fuzzy dragon of fury.

She's beautiful!

I’d scream if a spider fell in front of my face too!

"The food is on the floor, Kayla. Do you expect ME to eat off the FLOOR?"

Gorgeous kitty

Heeeere`s Jackyyyyy

Absolutely the cutest pumpkin in the patch!

"Humans don't look that great while naked."

I need to get one of these carriers where they can put their head out. I’ve never seen them before. Well, I’d also have to get a cat… but… details.

Cat rule #6: It is the human's fault. EVERYTHING is the human's fault.

I recommend more practice

"It's 7 minutes past dinner time, Linsey."

You need to work on your priorities

AWW 😻💖

Auditioning for mewtallica

"Yeah, I'm late. So what."

I’ve had roommate’s pets like me a lot like that. One was a very grumpy cat named Buffy, who hated everybody except her mom (my roommate) and me. She would jump into my lap, she would come into my room if I didn’t close the door all the way, jump up on the bed, cuddle up to me m and fall deeply asleep all night with me, even if I tossed and turned all night. I moved out long before she died, but my roommate was also a friend, so I saw Buffy a lot afterward, and she was always happy to see me. I didn’t seek out her affection, because I know cats need space to decide if a new person is OK to approach. She decided I was OK, and gave her affection to me willingly.

Hi! 👋🏼

My kitty enjoys whatever kind of filing comes in shipping boxes. Plastic air pillows, brown paper, etc, she's not picky. I usually leave the boxes out for a day or two for her to play in.

He's so pretty. Tabby cats just are the prettiest (in german: getigert - with a coat like a tiger).