Classic justification - my cat downloaded it (after he's been dragging the LGBQ community for years.) "Porn popped up.. so many times - again and again - then bookmarked itself."

Any guesses on how many 'takes' this accident took? I guess 14.

You could be a little less obvious if you want to humble brag.

There seems to be an inconceivably huge amount of 'accidental' mechanics involved in this theory.

It's not 'cursed' it's 'infidelity' and it's a choice. Do better. Be better.

"I'm a pathetic loser who's trying to buy a girlfriend"... why don't you just go to a brothel, ya sad incel?

"just happened to be out while messing with my camera and hitting the 5-part sharing sequence" isn't a good defense or a good visual.

Wasn't that guy the model for the Easter Island's statues ?

Abuse them, find out she's attractive, try to walk your a$$holiness back. What a d*ck move.

🚩🚩🚩🚩Sounds 100% schizophrenic. Run.

Banana for scale. That could be her name, I'm sticking with that 🤷‍♀️

i wish i had a 6000$ to waste too

Testing the waters... rather cowardly.

“Design your perfect wedding cake and we’ll tell you what crazy item you accidentally order from the Internet you are”.

Huh? Since when do you buy a second hand phone but not get a new number? The whole exchange seems “accidental” to me…Reddit clout?

Sounds like desparate homie is about 5 seconds away from a face-planting mysoginistic rant where he outs himself with that "i thought you weren't like other girls" line.

No f*****g way

So what was it 'supposed' to say, pervert? "You wanna get me..... what?"

you know you're able to delete those, right?

Accidental activism - all in the same message. At least own it, homie.

Red flags everywhere.

You know you can delete those and repost to your private, right, humble bragger?

You spelled 'intentionally' wrong.

Probably not even his girlfriend. Just some booty pic he found online.

She dodged a bullet. This is something more girls should try - to see if these a$$holes out themselves.

This was done intentionally by the jackhole developer. Resulting lawsuit determined that he must now replace the tree at his own considerable expense (more than $335k.) Another incident cost the culprit $700k - they had to sell their house to cover the cost of replacing the tree.

Serious question - why DO men send d**k pictures?

That's 3356 potential buyers, what's she moaning about?