Genius!

I have one of those! It's a sunflower.

Where can I find a copy of this?

I have this book! It was in the clearance section at the grocery store and I took a chance. Best $3 I've spent.

that is adorable

Shut up and take my money

I actually like this one. 👍

Nun-Chucks: When you need to beat the holy hell outta someone! Alternatively, Nun-Chucks: Put the fear of God into them!

looks like seedless watermelons are a bigger community than I would expect, catholics beware

lettuce know how it works out

I’ll pay!

Madlad

The first time I saw this I thought it was stupid, but after feeling awful for having to throw away food because I just didn't see it way back in the fridge... I kind of want one. Plus I'm a klutz and always knock stuff over when trying to grab something in the fridge.

I wouldn't mind it in public bathrooms

I identify with this swan thing

This.. is actually really cool.

not bad

I like this

I want the uterus plushie just so I can punch it once a month

Omg ! Lol

No no no no!! Please remove the cats from this kind of owners!

Oh no no no!! My cat won’t even wear hats, I would never subject her to butt bling

I can't believe a cat would tolerate this. Plus smelling butts is an important identifying tool for cats, if the butt smell changes ( like after a bath or in this case with a butt medallion) it can cause cats to fight

A friend's mum had a cat that would have preferred the latter I think 😅 She always felt a bit embarrassed at the vet as when the vet took the cats temperature, the cat not only didn't fight it would purr loudly, clearly enjoying himself (the cat, not the vet)

she says its a medallion... once its alll the way on the tail its not coming off every time the cat takes a s**t. Those are butt plugs

It's a relief to know it hangs off the tail but it is still weird as f**k.

My cats went totally berserk when I tried to introduce them to collars--I can only imagine the mayhem from a butt plug.

Like there's already not enough stupid sh*t to spend your money on...

Twinkle tush

I am certain that a) would annoy the heck out of the cat, b) be constantly dirty and stinky, and c) probably prevent the cat from properly cleaning itself.

how will the cat s**t? It seems like abuse

lmao

How does it not get filthy?

What is so terrible about a cat's butt

This is nonsense.

Just wait 'til your cat farts and smacks you in the eye

this is totally stupid!

can you imagine how disgusting that would end up getting? It's not like the cat is going to take it off or move it when they use the litter box.

I’ve yet to meet a cat who would willingly cover their pooter. It’s the feline equivalent of the middle finger in America.

I can think of so many other uses for $5.99

Mankind is lost.....

That, kind of looks worse. Like the cat's wearing a bling bling buttpIug.

Only a lefty would have anything to do with this!

should give my cat this she is always putting her but in my face

I have always heard "like a diamond on a goats butt" now we have a"jewel on a cats butt"

yay! animal cruelty

One of my cats is notorious for putting her derrière as close to my face as possible when I’m laying or sitting, with her flag tail waving high.

Surely it would become covered in 'tish'?

This is sick and that's all there is to it.

That would drive your cat insane. He/she will spend all their lives trying to get rid of it.