Yummy a big flat worm

It's awesome!

GREAT pocture!

Mistakes were made.

So that's what falling in love means

They gave a big hug

Its smiling!

I'm getting a Wile E coyote/roadrunner vibe

IS THAT MRS DOUBTFIRE????

Imagine being so Texan your hat just levitates

Good. Chasing birds is cruel.

Bullseye!

Someone is going to get pounced in a minute.

... and who left the Lego in the floor?

I want to see the "after" photo.

No hes sliding like a penguin on his belly

That's the worst St. Pauli Girl beer sign I've ever seen.

Lol! Thought that was a black cloud behind the ice cream cone.

Aww, the little lady is enjoying it

The child needs to open his mouth. Get a free drink.

Carrie Nation is reincarnated as a dog?

Kamikazi kitty!

is everything okay?

The face

A friendly dog may not want you, a stranger much larger than them, to sit down and get in their face. And put both hands on them in a dominant manner. All while they are leashed/ unable to run away. This has NOTHING to do with the breed, training, or owners "lying". Most humans are friendly until you sit next to them and put a hand on the back of their neck and another on their chest.

It's because the doggo can't see the kids' back hand .. they don't like being groped either!

No thanks.

That's why you ask permission from both the dog's human, AND the dog. I love that dog's colouring <3

It’s your lean my friend. I know that to you it may not seem like you’re leaning over him, but to him you are. From what I can see of his body position, he looks like a forward dog. Leaning over a strange dog like this is taking a risk, “friendly” or not. To him it’s not acceptable.

I though this was an "oops, I farted" pic

The problem with many dog owners is, that they don't realise, that the person who wants to pet your dog has no knowledge of how to behave with dogs. How could they if they never lived with a dog?

Gee he's never bitten anyone before...

"One picture is more than enough for you dude, If you want more you better pay"

His face is saying "you only asked to pet me, no photos plz"

I stay far away from dogs after being bitten all my life.

Dogs have a great sense of character, when it comes to people. Doesn't always mean that you are a bad person, you can simply have negative energy at that moment, or even nerves can trigger a dog to be defensive. As any person would be.

The moment of: “Oh sh-“

let the dog smell your hand first. duh.

Like the old joke: 'I thought you said your dog didn't bite?' 'That's not my dog.'

Awww 🥰 so cute ☺️

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Pit bulls should be extinct. They are not welcome in most communities. Shelters would be 92% empty because this and offspring breeds are not wanted. Owners of pit bulls are ghetto people who think it’s cool to own a killer dog. Nothing attractive about them. I watched an elderly woman get killed by an ugly pit bull cteature who literally jumped out of a car window and attacked for no reason. People tried to help, the dog was finally shot dead as should be. Sick ugly creatures, sick owners.