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Petty Revenge

Final score:

677points

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Kaisu 4 years ago

Oh my god brutal

183points

Who Left This On My Car In Lot 30 I Just Wanna Talk

Funny message and a turtle on the paper

Final score:

651points

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Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 4 years ago

Parking over the line is ridiculously inconsiderate and she's lucky all she got for it was a turtle to color.

23points

Locked My Cat In The Bathroom While I Made A Meal Because He Was Being Annoying. Revenge Was Had

Cat laying in the bathroom next to a messed up toilet paper roll

Final score:

631points

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Alex Bailey 4 years ago

Cat wins and knows it.

265points

Some People Just Gotta Learn The Hard Way

Final score:

623points

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MagicalUnicorn 4 years ago

that's really creative actually

182points

Should You Go Through With Petty Revenge?

If you’re seriously planning to take revenge on someone, you should ask yourself whether it’ll make you feel better. We often generate what seems to us evil revenge ideas just to irritate people we perceive as our enemies in work or personal life. It’s one of those urges that we feel quite often but rarely discuss, says the director and owner of the Dialectical Behavior Therapy Center, Karyn Hall, Ph.D.

“The struggle with revenge is centuries old,” she wrote for Psychology Today. “Shakespeare said, ‘If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?’ Shakespeare clearly thought revenge was as normal and predictable as the sun rising.”

“But what about the idea that revenge is self-destructive? Confucius said, ‘Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.’ Gandhi seemed to agree with him when he said, ‘An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind.’”

Half On Disabled Parking And A Half On The Passway To A Mall. Someone Got Really Pissed And Emptied A Jar Of Jam On It

White BMW car sprinkled with red paint

Final score:

618points

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Sivi 4 years ago

And it seems to be a warm sunny summer day that it will create a bit of buzz too

230points

Bob Beltcher 4 years ago

Hope it dries and strip the paint

24points

glowworm2 4 years ago

Jam? It looks like there was a murder! 🤣

42points

John Laurens/Gay Turtle 4 years ago

My thought exactly

18points

Anne 4 years ago

Not petty, totally deserved

19points

Edward Hara 4 years ago

Absolutely deserved. Should have added some peanut butter too!!

3points

Stevie B 4 years ago

Didn't read the caption at first. Sees picture. "What in zombie apocalypse happened here?" Jam happened. It's jam.

9points

Laana 4 years ago (edited)

Don’t know why,but most of the times I see something like this it is always by BMW drivers (parking on crossing,2 spaces,parking on places infront of the stores where there is no parking spave,etc). Like, 7 out of 10. This makes prejudice,but in my experience it is not prejudice,it is “I saw it too many times” situation.

9points

F. H. 4 years ago

Well, there's a joke in Germany: "A new law was passed. Tailgaters will get their BMWs confiscated."

12points

Not what you think. 4 years ago

I 100% agree with you Laana. In my experience it's mostly BMW, Audi, sports car or trucks. These cars also don't seem to have turn signals.

4points

Liam Walsh 4 years ago

An old neighbour of mine who used to be a traffic cop told me that the police have a less than flattering description for BMW drivers.

2points

Jro308 4 years ago

Laana - I swear I read somewhere that BMW & Prius drivers are the worst on the road, both feel very entitled and special for different reasons and think that everyone should let them do what they want on the road!

2points

Janine B. 4 years ago

I did this once with superglue and to make sure my nice note didn't fly off his windscreen.

8points

Liam Walsh 4 years ago

Shame that comes off quite easily with nail varnish remover.

7points

Hermione Granger 4 years ago

Looks like a bloody murder scene happen right in front of the car.

7points

ƒιѕн 4 years ago (edited)

And yet not one drop is spilled on the ground.

7points

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 4 years ago

You are right...Maybe he parked like an idiot somewhere else and the jelly happened and then he drive here and parked like a jerk too. Maybe some peanut butter should be added.

5points

AJu 4 years ago

Lithuanian licence plate. These kind of idiots are sadly common in Eastern Europe, even as "european" as the Baltics. Good job with the jam

6points

Alex Bailey 4 years ago

Nice.

6points

Daniel R. 4 years ago

This is awful, and to add insult to injury, they just keep giving BMW drivers a bad rap.

5points

Theory Buchannon 4 years ago

looks like blood

5points

Steven Meyer 4 years ago

What a jam he got into!

4points

Kathy Baylis 4 years ago (edited)

Makes it look like they were responsible for a hit and run fatality. They will get pulled over on the way home. Sweet!

4points

Donna Reynolds 4 years ago

Entitled. Red jam perfect solution.

2points

BusLady 4 years ago

Would that "someone" just happen to be you?

1point

Cindy Snow 4 years ago

I put bread all over a car that tried to run over birds

1point

Saulius Putrimas 4 years ago (edited)

It is Lithuania. Idiots with bmw thought it is funny to use red beep and ride in night time in city. First video in link how police took them. Lithuanian speach, dont be surprised. https://m.facebook.com/GraziDaina/videos/2359166364345419/

1point

Saulius Putrimas 4 years ago

Edit: it is jam

0points

Saulius Putrimas 4 years ago

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1point

Saulius Putrimas 4 years ago

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0points

desert29rat 4 years ago

I think they exercised remarkable restraint.

1point

Patrick McKemie 4 years ago

Where are the birds? I know they showed up eventually.

1point

Darcy R Smith 2 months ago

For SHAME!!!

0points

Cher S 4 months ago

Nicer than I’ve been

0points

Caleb Mcauley 2 years ago

0points

Pusheen 3 years ago

I thought that was blood, but then I read the title.

0points

Christine 4 years ago

The car owner is a Jammy git.

0points

Bumble Boozle 4 years ago

Thought it was a murder

0points

Cory Kent 4 years ago

Frankly, I've thought about this or letting air out tires, or whatever, but the parking lots always seem to be so crowded.

0points

The Cute Cat 4 years ago

Damn.. It is the best

0points

sharron lynn parsons 4 years ago

That is nasty, could have left a note !!!

0points

Šimon Špaček 4 years ago

BMW, I'm not surprised

0points

Kim Bush 4 years ago

My first thought was hit and run driver

0points

Avocado And Friends 4 years ago

Bro, the flies must have had a freaking field day!

0points

Bernice Wittwer 4 years ago

The attitude of entitlement and inconsideration makes my blood boil.

0points

Ayasophya Alturas 4 years ago

looks like someone got hit tho..

0points

Sandra Mason 4 years ago

and blood red. nice.

0points

kalle1724 4 years ago

I hear Bologna works well on a sunny day...

0points

Bea Cobham 4 years ago

They call that sweet revenge

0points

Gabriela VK 4 years ago

of course it was a BMW driver!

0points

Roger Haywood 4 years ago

That must have been 'Traffic Jam'.

0points

Apostolis Kourtis 4 years ago

A typical Example of a BMW Driver

0points

James Thompson 4 years ago

This looks like one of those car wraps that obnoxious people get. The idea is it looks like the car mowed someone down. They aren't unpopular. I feel like someone is trying to take credit where credit isn't due.

0points

Ana M 4 years ago

I wish I was there.

0points

Drew Sauveur 4 years ago

Has a kind of..... American Psycho look to it....

0points

Pili 4 years ago

Deserved!

0points

Geoff Edwards 4 years ago

Perhaps as a disabled driver that was the best they could do?

0points

Lendon Morris 4 years ago

I wander if its hot out

0points

Jetches 4 years ago

“There’s only one person who would give me raspberry...”

0points

El Dee 4 years ago

Confirming all the cliches about BMW drivers again..

0points

Id row 4 years ago

Nice. Douche had it coming, I only wish there was footage of his reaction.

0points

Bob Connely 4 years ago

Actually a murder scene Crime Photo, right?

0points

Cheryl Fontaine 4 years ago

Good, no one deserves it more... add peanut butter so they can make a sandwich...

0points

Maureen Peters 4 years ago

Agree, great punishment!

0points

OTTER 4 years ago

Too messy!! Four flat tires would work better and it’s much neater.

0points

Magic lady 4 years ago

Well if this person is actually disabled, parking might just be difficult for them. On the other hand. Maybe they are one of those people who think that their car needs to spaces. If that’s the case then they have been jammed with purpose.

0points

Rinus De Jong 4 years ago

Good show!!!

0points

Eric Forster 4 years ago

Be willing to walk a few extra feet.

0points

Mari Bryant 4 years ago

He had it coming.

0points

Steve Cruz 4 years ago

Another good one is to nick the valve stems of TWO tires so air leaks out slowly. If you do only one, they can use a spare tire. Two requires a tow.

0points

Vinniegret 4 years ago

Peanut butter on the windows would make a nice coup de grâce.

0points

Tori Bishop 4 years ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

0points

Greg Sparks 4 years ago

Nameplate of the car explains it. In my experience, BMW owners tend to feel more privileged and more arrogant than owners of other cars. Does not apply to ALL BWM owners, but more than most.

0points

Coreen Kerr 4 years ago

Good on them it really pisses me off when someone takes handi-cap spot when they don't need it

0points

Minx McCloud 4 years ago

You sure that's jam? It looks as if someone tapped a vein. Ugh.

0points

Olivia Masterson 4 years ago

I'd pay for that jar of jam! I have to use a disabled parking space, and it's a pain in the butt when this happens. Also have to use wheelchar to cross the street, and have almot gotten hit several times.

0points

Jo Choto 4 years ago

Jam washes off.

0points

John Swaffar 4 years ago

Shows you visual explanation for the difference between a porcupine and a BMW owner!

0points

Diane Patrick 4 years ago

Should have put it on the windscreen.

0points

Geri Stevens 4 years ago

Revenge is..sweeet.

0points

Leslie Parker 4 years ago

Looks like they ran over a hemophiliac. Jay-sus!

0points

Ashley Wright 4 years ago

Looks like blood at a glance

0points

Joan Brocklehurst 4 years ago

Just had to be a BMW the worst people ever!!

0points

Freya Fluharty 4 years ago

BMW driver - they do seem to be a certain type.

0points

Isidien Gudmundsdottir 4 years ago

Something about two wrongs not making things right comes to mind

0points

Monika Soffronow 4 years ago

- "Do you know what the goat says?" - "Yes, it goes Baaaaah" - "Do you know what a rich goat sounds like? - No??? - "Baaaah Emmm Vaaaah!"

0points

Burt Bob 4 years ago

Why it's always a BMW?

0points

SF Angel 4 years ago

Well done

0points

Curious Cat 4 years ago

either that or he hit a flock of ducks.

0points

Ronnel Samonte 4 years ago

jammed BMW lol :)

0points

no one cares about you 4 years ago

wow. coward didn't leave his name and address?

0points

Koalamonster 4 years ago

There's only one man who would DARE give me the raspberry!

0points

Matthew Smith 4 years ago

I hope it was only Jam.

0points

Cody Eriksen 4 years ago

Do you know the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? The prick is IN the BMW

0points

L McN 4 years ago

well deserved. Now, add some bologna (it eats through the paint), maybe a few keys, flatten the tires.....park like an a*s get punished like one.

0points

So_Long_And_Thanks_For_All_The_Fish 4 years ago

Good idea. I'll keep it in mind for when I'm feeling evil

0points

Jasmina Pavlovic 4 years ago

I thought it was blood ... 😅

0points

Max L. 4 years ago

Why jam ? They did sell no paint ?

0points

Luna Lovegood 4 years ago

that straight up looks like blood

0points

Ed Souza 4 years ago

Not surprisingly, it's a BMW.

0points

N G 4 years ago

Did the guy with the jam get eaten by zombies?

0points

Minnie-me 4 years ago

eggs would've been great too but this is good call

0points

jknbt jknbt 4 years ago

next time, use red lacquer paint

0points

deathrose 4 years ago

. . . I thought that was a paint job at first.

0points

Aria 4 years ago

Good.

0points

Samantha Comerford 4 years ago

Nice 👌🏻

0points

Robert Baucom 4 years ago

If it has a handicap plate, I wouldn't be that critical. Theres room to pass ... unless you're rolling a piano.

-1point

Patricia Kasprowski 4 years ago

Not really justified in my opinion. Without seeing the driver you have no way of knowing if perhaps they required room on the driver's side for a wheelchair or other assistive device. Perhaps parking close to another vehicle put that vehicle at risk of being scratched. Have been there after one of my clumbsier episodes. Have been wheelchair bound, on crutches, wobbly on my feet, etc., after attempting to do things I am clearly not capable of completing without bodily injury. You would think someone of my advance age would learn their lesson but, no. Not like to happen anytime soon either. Probably not before I finally croak off, truth be told. Never could really establish my limits of abilities. Always thought invincibility would eventually occur.

-1point

Keilyn Hiilei 4 years ago

Oh, jam, suuure..........

-1point

Samantha Evans 4 years ago

Of course it's a BMW

-1point

Mihail Dragolov 4 years ago

Couldn't get fast enough to the jar of jam part... thought a chick had a squat on top of the car.

-2points

iblowsheep 4 years ago

another piece of evidence the BMW owners are fuckwads

-2points

Grumble O'Pug 4 years ago

and a BMW douchetard.

-2points

manowce 4 years ago

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-2points

Clare E 4 years ago

Have you read the caption?

0points

David Jeu 4 years ago

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Lad At Work Just Eats Everyone’s Treats. Tomorrow Will Be A Surprise For Him

Person infusing a donuts with mustard

Final score:

617points

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Alex Bailey 4 years ago

English mustard is quite pungent so that will be a nasty shock.

225points

Someone Parked Wrong And Shop Clerks Took Revenge

Car surrounded by multiple shopping carts

Final score:

612points

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Sivi 4 years ago

As a retailworker this makes me happy.

265points

You Park In 2 Spots, I Zip Tie A Cart To Your Car

Shoping cart attached to car's door handle

Final score:

599points

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Grace Marraffa 4 years ago

I love this persons idea

195points

#10

Punk’d

Final score:

591points

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Luisa Vasconcelos 4 years ago

One day I let a older man pass in front of me in the Supermarkt because he was having a lot of ages and only 3 articles. He call his wife that was carrying a shopping car full to the top. Couple thank me and explained that their son were in town, have car , so they use the help to get all products at one and not only what they can carry themselves.

156points

#11

I Skied Back To The Pole Again... To Take This Photo For All Those Men Who Commented “Make Me A Sandwich” On My Tedx Talk

Woman holding a plate of food in the north pole

ready to fly out to Union Glacier tomorrow morning (depending on weather). Then we skied over to the Ceremonial South Pole (probably the Pole that everyone knows as the only South Pole - the barbers Pole with the flags) and the actual Geographic South Pole (which moves around 10m each year), which is marked separately. In the afternoon we were given a tour of the Amundsen-Scott South Pole Station. It is seriously as close to what a Base on another planet would be like than anything else on the planet - a mini-town based around the scientific work of the National Science Foundation. Tonight (it never gets dark this time of year) I skied back to the Pole again... to take this photo for all those men who commented “Make me a sandwich” on my TEDX Talk. I made you a sandwich (ham & cheese), now ski 37 days and 600km to the South Pole and you can eat it.

jadehameister Report

Final score:

586points

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Kaisu 4 years ago

I can't believe there are still men who think telling a woman to make them a sandwich is somehow funny

386points

#12

My Neighbor Got His Reindeer Decorations Stolen So They Put Out Grinch Ones Instead

Pictures of a thieve in the front yard of the house

Final score:

580points

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Seabeast 4 years ago

Who the hell steals lawn ornaments???

205points

#13

Mad Wife

Funny song names in Spotify

Final score:

580points

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NSFW (no soup for waluigi) 4 years ago

were is Dave dont snore club mix?

204points

#14

Deserved Petty Revenge

Final score:

567points

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Irina Deneva-Slav 4 years ago

Now this is true mastery of pettiness. I cried with laughter.

170points

#15

Evil Genius

Final score:

561points

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Iggy 4 years ago

Oooooh! You would have caused less offence if you'd slapped his mother! Tea in the microwave is a mortal sin! :-D

257points

What Triggers Revenge?

Hall mentioned that revenge seems to be one of the deepest instincts we have, highlighting that uncontrolled revenge, attack, and counterattack can be blinding and destroy the lives of all involved.

“Maybe the purpose of revenge is in preventing certain hostile actions or the threat of revenge ensures people do not hurt you in the future,” she said. “But sometimes people act revengefully when no good can come of their actions other than to inflict suffering on others.”

“Those actions can go to unfathomable extremes. From lovers running over a beloved iPhone or destroying what their ex most values, to businessmen damaging the careers of those who have rejected them, to students opening fire in school hallways, revenge can be an act of anger, hurt, and power.”

#16

I Applaud This Level Of Petty

Man talking

Final score:

545points

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Radek Suski 4 years ago

Their dog attacked you and they still have it? How the heck?

152points

#17

Joe Mode

Joe mode option in car's settings

Final score:

532points

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Alex Bailey 4 years ago

I wouldn't mind a request being named after me.

263points

#18

My Coworker Is A Flat Earther And It's His Last Day

Globe with a funny message on a paper

Final score:

528points

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ADHORTATOR 4 years ago

Hail Satan Mug :-)

218points

#19

Making Fish Tacos For The Guy At Work Who Keeps Eating My Lunch

Burrito made with cat food

Final score:

524points

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Hans 4 years ago

Seriously...who are these lunch eating people? It is theft after all!

269points

#20

The Best Petty Revenge

Multiple people eating at the table

Final score:

516points

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Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki 4 years ago

Revenge is a dish best serve with bread sticks.

351points

Sleep On Your Revenge Ideas

So, how do we deal with the overwhelming impulse of seeking vengeance? Try to fight it for as long as possible. Eventually, it should subside. Analyzing an experiment by Kevin Carlsmith and his colleagues, Hall pointed out that the reason revenge increases anger rather than decreasing it is because of ruminations.

“When people don’t get revenge, they tend to trivialize the event by telling themselves that because they didn’t act on their vengeful feelings, it wasn’t a big deal. Then, it’s easier to forget it and move on. But when people do get revenge, they can no longer trivialize the situation. Instead, they go over and over it and feel worse.”

So, even if you have come up with some petty ways to get revenge on your colleague for constantly losing your stapler, think twice if it’s really worth it. Instead of wasting time on inventing revenge ideas, you could always just start placing your stapler in the drawer and maintain peace of mind. As they say, the best revenge to take on people who irritate you is to live an unbothered, happy life.

#21

When Your Drawing Teacher Assigns 3 Finals So You Secretly Write "You Got Me F****d Up" In Sign Language On Your Final Piece

Unique and interesting painting of women

Final score:

485points

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Luisa Vasconcelos 4 years ago

Very good work.

160points

#22

My Daughter Said She Was Too Old For Notes In Her Lunch - My Reply And Win

Couple of lunch boxes with a funny message on a paper

Final score:

475points

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LuckyL 4 years ago

this is so lovley

132points

#23

Sonic Savagery

Sonic cafe sign with a funny sign outside

Final score:

470points

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Rowlie 4 years ago

Corporate always there ruining everybody's fun

174points

#24

Stay Away From The Coffee Creamer At Work

Milk bottle with a funny message attached on paper

Final score:

465points

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nanashi 4 years ago

I've always wondered, why is human breast milk=something disgusting?

199points

#25

I've Carried Chalk In My Car For 10 Months Just So I Could Do This Once. Yesterday Was The Day

Funny car parking spot

Final score:

457points

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Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 4 years ago

Wow. This cars people didn't even try. They just straight up crooked parked the wrong way.

115points

#26

Slashed Someone’s Tires Today Because He Parked Like A Jackass.. Was It Justified? I Think So

Car with a funny message and a picture on it

Final score:

456points

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Lauren Caswell 4 years ago

I was shocked but then lmao

248points

#27

Ethan Isn’t Playing Around This Semester

Funny message and some comments

Final score:

450points

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Kaisu 4 years ago

These kind of people just expect other people to do the work for them. Just set an alarm and go to the lectures and take your own damn notes instead of expecting other people to do it for you. I would send my notes to someone if they had a legit reason to be absent, like family issues or something, but not just because they're lazy

151points

#28

My Neighbours Like To Throw Their Cigarette Butts Over The Wall And Onto The Sidewalk. I'm Tired Of Seeing Dogs Eat Them And Kids Play With Them, So I Picked Them Up For Them

Multiple Cigarette Butts in a plastic bag

Final score:

448points

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TheDivineMs.M 4 years ago

All you really did was pick them up for them and make it easier for them to throw them in the trash. Should have dumped them out on their front doormat.

25points

#29

Sweet Revenge

White car built up from both sides

Final score:

446points

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Alexis DeBruyn 4 years ago

I love it when two total strangers are on the same wavelength and pull something like this off.

241points

#30

Payback

Final score:

438points

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juice 4 years ago

i mean it's funny but how is this petty revenge?

172points

#31

Pothole Birthday Party

A cake with candles near a small pothole

Final score:

429points

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Alex Bailey 4 years ago

That is a not much of a pothole... should see the one that took out two wheels on my husband's car. Police car coincidentally came along and then stayed with him as his car was stuck on a dangerous corner until a rescue vehicle arrived. Council fixed that one sharpish when I complained with backup evidence from the police.

163points

#32

I’ve Asked My Neighbor To Please, Please Not Let His Dogs Bark All Night. Today I Received Several Packages In The Mail. Early Tomorrow Morning I’ll Have My Revenge

Boy playing wind-instrument and drums at the same time

Final score:

419points

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Iggy 4 years ago

Fantastic!

113points

#33

Jason Is A Mad Man

Final score:

401points

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Rowlie 4 years ago

I am split between respect and disgust

259points

#34

The Punishment For Petty Theft In My Town Is Making Laps Around The Courthouse With A Sandwich Board Sign That States: "I Am A Thief"

Man walking with a funny sign on his back

Final score:

379points

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Kate Kyffin 4 years ago

That's a good idea actually, the walk of shame.

173points

#35

Wouldn’t Help With The Housework; Weeks Of Begging For Help (Because He Lives Here Too) And Picking Up After Him, I Had Put His Game In With My Snake Since I Knew He Was Afraid Of Her

CD disc in a snake cave under a tree bark

Final score:

366points

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JuJu 4 years ago

It's not 'help' if he lives there...it's his bloody duty

321points

#36

As Revenge For My Brother Wrapping My Christmas Present In Duct Tape Last Year, This Year I've Wrapped My Brother's Present In Concrete! Revenge Best Served Stone-Cold

Present in a concert block with multiple funny messages

Final score:

366points

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kasa alex 4 years ago

That's actually a fun gift idea! I feel like the real gift is that you get to smash something, who cares what's inside!

169points

#37

Joined A Gym, And Was Teased By My Fit Friends Who Workout There. Got My Revenge

Funny messages on a mirror in a gym

Final score:

325points

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Seabeast 4 years ago

And then people wonder why so many are too intimidated to work out in gyms.

154points

#38

The Funniest Thing I’ve Seen In A Long Time, My View From Work

Funny messages on a building's window

Final score:

315points

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Eric Mikalo 4 years ago

Someone below them should post "theyre both loud"

174points

#39

My Neighbour Went On Vacation For A Week And I Decorated His House With Some Inspiring Lyrics From His Least Favourite Band

Funny messages and pictures around the house

This was payback from the last time I went on vacation and he decorated my house with penises.

dustinmypants Report

Final score:

302points

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Rowlie 4 years ago

What are those made of? Because I like the way it looks, just not the content

16points

#40

Savage Artist

Final score:

298points

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Samantha Lomb 4 years ago

Its a really well done hand

145points

#41

Someone Stole The Pumpkins Off Of My Porch Last Night. Round Two Punks

Pumpkin with multiple needles

Final score:

291points

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Matthew Smith 4 years ago

I would have wired those spikes to the mains..

19points

#42

This Guy Had Printed Checks Of Him And His New Wife So He Could Write Alimony Checks To His Ex

Checks with pictures on them

Final score:

266points

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Alex Bailey 4 years ago

Not enough info here to judge if it is justified or not. He may well be a twat or his ex-wife may deserve it. Does seem top level petty though.

264points

#43

My Boyfriend Asked Me What I Wanted To Eat & I Said I Don't Know & This What He Brings Me

IDK messages on papers in a bowl with a fork

Final score:

259points

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Anne 4 years ago

And you are surprised? You got what you asked for.

106points

#44

I Mixed Carolina Reaper Powder Into Half A Tub Of Ice Cream As Revenge For Food Thief At My Community Freezer

Person mixing hot pepper seasoning and ice cream wearing gloves

So I transferred to this new college and been living on a pretty nice dorm. After I got settled in, I bought a small tub of ice cream. After eating my fill, I left the rest in the common freezer in the floor lounge. This dorm is only for sophomore and seniors and is not a frat house so I figured it would be okay. Few days later, the whole tub was gone. I was a bit pissed but passed it off as just bad luck. Next week, I bought another tub, this time making sure to write "do not eat" on the outside and a note on the inner side of the lid where I wrote "don't be a dick." Yet, just two days later, the ice cream was gone. I really got pissed this time. I seriously doubt anyone who can afford to go to a private college and live on a dorm for their sophomore/senior year has to steal another person's ice cream. So I sought out ways for revenge. First thought was to mix in laxatives but read that it could be considered poisoning someone. So my next thought was to mix crushed habanero and tested it out but it was masked out by the ice cream because it wasn't hot enough. So I looked into the hottest pepper I could find and got Carolina Reaper chili powder and did this.

UnusuallyCalm Report

Final score:

255points

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Luisa Vasconcelos 4 years ago

If you put laxatives in your ice cream and someone happen to steal it, how can this be considered poisoning.? It's your ice cream, you do what you want with it.

179points

Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

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Thrill-Seeking Diver Jumps Down Extreme Waterslide, Ignoring The Strict Ban For Women

#45

My Roommate Fed A Few Of Us Dog Food Saying It Was Jerky. He Went Away This Weekend. 1km Of Clinging Revenge

Everything in a room wrapped in cling film

We wrapped everything individually and created a giant ball with his shoes randomly through it (bottom left). The testicles are his basketballs with around 100 meters of wrap on each. Around 4 hours of work with help. Its late, he just got back from his flight and he has to work early in the morning. Here we go...

furiousfry Report

Final score:

243points

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Rowlie 4 years ago

Dexter would be proud

105points

#46

When Your Ex Writes You An Apology Letter So You Grade It To Send It Back

Many marked places in a letter

Final score:

237points

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Hans 4 years ago

I do not feel it is right to share this with the world.

24points

#47

Every Time I Get A Spam Fax At Work I Put The Spammer's Number On A Free Monkey Flyer And Post It Somewhere Around Town

Person holding a funny a paper ad

Final score:

237points

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Renee Gauthier 4 years ago

I would just put out a flyer saying to fax this page for $100.

10points

#48

Revenge Cookies

Final score:

235points

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Rowlie 4 years ago

I would be tempted to anger You then

106points

#49

Pettiness Level 100,000,00. My Husband Was Angry This Morning So He Decided He Was Only Making His Half Of The Bed

One side of the bed is made and the other is messy

Final score:

225points

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Steve Barnett 4 years ago

Plus it took more effort to do that.

100points

#50

Our Neighbors Very Precisely Cleaned Only Their Part Of The Wall

One wall of the fence is cleaned up and other is dirty

Final score:

147points

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IrishClaire 4 years ago

Why should they clean someone else's property though? If the paint flaked off or anything they'd get into s***. I wouldn't do it either

278points

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#51

Google Maps Level Neighbor Feud

Final score:

74points

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Angel 4 years ago

This is fantastic!

20points

#52

Perfect Roommate

Final score:

59points

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Rowlie 4 years ago

time to get separate bins and/or a new roommate

46points

#53

My Buddy's Bank Wouldn't Reverse Some Petty Fees So He Showed Up On The Last Day Of The Month And Closed His 150k Account To Cash

Final score:

58points

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I’m Foxxy and I know it 😉 4 years ago (edited)

I closed my bank account for the same reason. I had been with a credit union since I was 14, I was never charged monthly fees, transaction fees etc but once I turned 22 it all changed. I switched banks and pay zero fees and have had great service with them for 11 years.

26points

#54

A Man Gets Fed Up With His Roommate's Mess, So He Creates An Art Gallery With The Mess As Art-Pieces

Final score:

56points

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juice 4 years ago

but how much is the knife?

20points

#55

Tom Beat This Guy's Score On Mario Bros, So He Took His Revenge With This Nice Little Message

Final score:

51points

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Atlas 4 years ago

The kind of thing I'd do if I was any good at gaming

15points

#56

That’s What Happens When You Constantly Park In My Parking Space. Try And Get Out Now... I Don’t Need To Move The Car Until Tomorrow

Final score:

50points

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Cristina Sacchi 4 years ago

They can totally get out of that spot! There's enough room in the front to wiggle-wiggle their way out of there. Should have parked closer if you wanted to make your point. 😉

14points

#57

My Co-Workers Must Enjoy Conflict

Final score:

49points

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Rowlie 4 years ago

Maybe Ron doesn't like too many visitors

7points

#58

My Friend Parked Like A D-Bag. The Neighbor's Kids Left Him A Message

Final score:

49points

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Annett Vikstrand 4 years ago

Kids? I do not think so.

2points

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#59

Revenge Is Sweet

Final score:

49points

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IrishClaire 4 years ago

Yeah look at you picking on a cat. You rock! 🙄

27points

#60

My Wife Is Planning Revenge Against The Annoying Neighbors

Final score:

48points

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Alex Bailey 4 years ago

I like dandelions. Wouldn't bother me.

28points

#61

Somebody In My Hometown’s Retribution For A Neighbor Leaving Their Dog’s Poop On The Ground

Final score:

47points

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Carol Emory 4 years ago

This happened to a neighbor of mine. He'd constantly take his dog around the back of our building and let it poop anywhere it wanted without cleaning it up. He came home one day to find someone had smeared his dogs poop all over this front door, including stuffing some in the keyhole of the deadbolt. They left a note about how it would continue if he didn't clean up after his dog. Haven't seen a dog mess behind the building since.

6points

#62

Power Move

Final score:

47points

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Shelli Aderman 4 years ago

Hell never know, and that won’t change his mind...

21points

#63

High School Romance

Final score:

41points

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Kristof De Smet 4 years ago

Well? Did you?

16points

#64

Life Pro Tip: Having A Dirt-Cheap Car Allows You To Be Petty In Parkings

Final score:

41points

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Caroline 4 years ago

The red car is parked fine, yet is blocked too.

24points

#65

This Dad

Final score:

40points

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Mooncut 4 years ago

I don't get it

6points

#66

That's Gotta Hurt

Final score:

39points

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Mr. Re-in-act-ment 4 years ago

The second photo at first glance tricked me.

11points

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

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#67

Fun With Passive-Agressivity

The guy who does this is actually really sweet, but leaves his trash and spills everywhere with no regard for others. Multiple people at my office have talked to him, but he doesn’t care, so we just deal with it. I cleaned it up later but wanted to have some fun in the meantime.

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Final score:

39points

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Chris Jones 4 years ago

So sweet he's got you all trained to clean up after him.

12points

#68

Petty Revenge

Final score:

38points

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Carol Emory 4 years ago

I'm guessing that's a poop bag. Funny side note. Had a mystery person in our neighborhood that took to breaking into the back of peoples trucks (canopy and tonneau covered) to steal stuff. So my husband and I threw a few bag under our tonneau..and left it there for a couple of days. We came back from lunch one day to see that someone finally broke into our truck, opened the bags to find 3 day old dirty diapers that had been baking in 93 degree summer heat. Our truck was never touched again...

23points

#69

When The Ebay Customer Gives U Problems Before U Ship

Final score:

37points

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Megan Curl 4 years ago

An Ebayer would never do this, they’d be banned. Good thought tho.

17points

#70

Though Circumstances Are Sad, Am I The Only One That Finds This Last Dig Rather Humorous?

Also it's important to mention that the Crowey family was known for its strong personalities and tumultuous relationships.

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Final score:

36points

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hobbitly 4 years ago

Why would you write father (or mother) on a tombstone? Theye were more than just a parent. They weren someones son/daughter, partner, friend etc. Over here we put someones name on tombstones.

11points

#71

This Girlfriend Who Came With Printed Messages

Final score:

33points

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Anne 4 years ago

She may be preparing a court case for something..

38points

Woman Refuses To Chip In For Babysitting Because She Doesn’t Even Have Kids, Asks If She’s A Jerk

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#72

Y'all… New Orleans Is Next Level Petty And I Kinda Love It

Final score:

32points

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Chris Jones 4 years ago

Not in the US so have no idea what the point being made here is.

20points

#73

Throwback To When That One Dude's Girlfriend Moved Into My House And Started Putting Up Signs To Remind Us To Be Clean

Homegirl made some blended kale smoothie and left this dirty, so I thoroughly cleaned the whole kitchen and left this note.

maddublier Report

Final score:

30points

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Rowlie 4 years ago

This looks like more like a chemical waste- proceed with caution

19points

#74

A Few Months Ago My Fiancée Scared Me With A Cut Out Of Austin Powers, Time For A Little Payback

Final score:

30points

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Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch 4 years ago

Deana Troi from STTNG? Yes, Please!

17points

#75

This Teenager

Final score:

29points

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Iggy 4 years ago

I don't understand this. I now realise I am officially old.

32points

#76

A Local Business Argument That Resulted In A Spite Fence

Final score:

28points

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Carol Emory 4 years ago

More context please

16points

#77

Had To Take A Selfie And Blur The Driver's Face Out As Payback For All The Faces Google Blurred Throughout The Years

Final score:

28points

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K Lane 4 years ago

In what universe is this revenge?

5points

#78

I Turn Hotdog Water Into Ice Cubes For Guests That I Don't Like

Final score:

26points

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MPW 4 years ago

Why do you invite people that you don't like?

90points

#79

Sweet Revenge

So, I was bored last night and was making a house of cards at my desk. My brother comes over (obviously seeing my concentration as I am holding my creation) and playfully slams on the desk, knocking down my beautiful kingdom of cards.
I was pissed.
I immediately plotted my revenge, and sought out to dish out some Justice in a fairly reasonable and graceful manner. This was the result.

MrKazamaza Report

Final score:

25points

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Anne 4 years ago

I don't get it? he can just walk to bed?

22points

"I Didn't Start The Dryer": Karen Gets Taught A Lesson After Throwing Out Neighbor's Wet Clothes

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John L 4 years ago

Just a bit of advise on getting even with food stealers. You get your victims as you find them. For example. The person using rotten eggs to poison, their co-worker could (in some jurisdictions) be charged with a crime for poisoning someone, even if they did steal their food. Suppose they had a weak immune system or other ailment and died. The fact that they were stealing your food, isn't going to fly in court. It's about the intent. You don't respond to a crime, by commiting one yourself. I personally never put things in the company refrigerators. One, they are usually disgusting. I bring a cooler bag with ice packs, besides my desk.

24points

Batty 4 years ago

Two wrongs don't make a right!

7points

steven 4 years ago

I know a girl who put laxatives in a cake on her last day working in a hospital. End result was mess for some ex-coworkers, police, court, non-custodial sentence and goodbye to career in healthcare.

5points

smash17 1 year ago (edited)

(1) Huge evidentiary burden. (2) Advice. (3) Vegemite

0points

Bettye McKee 4 years ago

Which one had rotten eggs? I must have missed it.

0points

Steve Cruz 4 years ago

I was a temp at a large corporation and a guy bought a sheet-cake-sized box of expensive petit fours and put it in the office refrigerator around noon. By the time he left, the box had been raided and he was furious. OF COURSE he shouldn't have securely taped the box shut and put a note on it with his name and to keep out, OF COURSE he shouldh't have wrapped the box and put a note on it to keep out. OF COURSE he shouldn't even have turned the box around so the opening was facing to the back. But it might have helped. I only brought a sandwich and yogurt, but I put my name on the bag and stapled it shut. Frequently my bag was moved around, but it was never opened.

0points

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Darcey Young 4 years ago

I think a lot of these are unjustified and that the people committing the "revenge" are as petty or more so than those who did the thing in the first place. One s****y act is not made better by another!

13points

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glassgrassgrossgloss 4 years ago

Most of these people overreacted.

13points

leanniemay 4 years ago

glassgrassgrossgloss Good response!

0points

jkevinga 4 years ago

glassgrassgrossgloss no

0points

Blueberry Woofle 4 years ago

TammyOnly can you just... stop

0points

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Luisa Vasconcelos 4 years ago

Such a great ideas.

7points

Rose the Cook 4 years ago

A former employer was tired of people putting bags of rubbish in the shop dumpster so it was always overflowing. At the end of his patience he resorted to going through the bags looking for anything to identify the culprits. Several times he found mail envelopes etc so he drove to the address and dumped the contents of the bag at the front door.

6points

Steve Cruz 4 years ago

I lived in an apartment building and commercial trucks -- mostly construction, landscaping, tree trimming -- would fill the dumpster. The business across the alley had tapes of all activity between our buildings and five businesses were busted and charged with "theft of services." All five were settled out-of-court for $2,000 -- by precedent, they could have been forced to pay up to ten times that amount.

3points

BusLady 4 years ago

I guess I just lack imagination. I don't believe in revenge myself. It lowers me to their level.

5points

Kerry Ericksson 4 years ago

Petty Revenge is kinda of sickening...Grow up and just say something to the person.These examples turned me off..

3points

Stannous Flouride 4 years ago

When I was in the US Army in Texas I lived off post in a small apartment house. A bunch of Army finance clerks lived upstairs. Finance works directly for CONARC (Continental Army Command), outside of any local jurisdiction. Their offices were in a battalion area run by a Major, a real tight a*s. He'd wait outside their office as they came to work and gig them for unbuttoned pockets, untucked in shirts, hair touching their collars, etc. Every petty little thing he could find and file charges against them. Their response was exquisite: they made out a donation to the Red Cross for $250/month (from his base salary of $728/month). The papers were handled by a clerk who filed them on the day before his discharge. It took 2 months before the Major noticed his auto-deposited check was short. A career man couldn't ask the Red Cross for it back. He filed papers to have it ended but they 'mysteriously' disappeared As did the 2nd set. It took him 7 months to get it sorted. ;-)

2points

cybermerlin2000 4 years ago

Don't know if this qualifies but in 1988 I worked at an engineering company on a large industrial estate. The loading bay was used a lot and kept closed when not in use. A neighbour had a client who would park his BMW in front of the laoding bay despite there being signs saying not to and that we would not be held responsible for any loss or damages. Any car parked there was at the owners risk. One day it happened the boss asked him to move his car and he laughed at my boss and said he would move it at the end of the day. So, as soon as he went into the factory next door my boss lift his car up with a fork lift truck and parked his car in a pay and display car park on the far side of the estate (2 miles away). Needless to say he didn't park there again... Oh and he accrued parking fines of £175 which would have been less if we didn't pretend not to know where his car was and left him looking for it for 3 hours

2points

ldao 4 years ago

End of the day - the pettiness doesn't make you feel better, it might even make you a worse person.

2points

Barbara Vandewalle 4 years ago

Maybe but sometimes it is the only way people learn not be jerks.

0points

boredpandana 4 years ago

Very Tom and the Heartbreakers

2points

Andrea F 4 years ago

I never get into revenge...that's what karma is for...and no matter how much time passes or where you are, you always hear about it...like the time I worked on Wall Street & read in the Times how all my former douchey, evil, bosses wound up going to jail! THAT was sweet!

1point

Full Name 4 years ago

Karma is the most ridiculous, nonsense concept in the world. Explain karma to a 4yr old with cancer. Explain karma when North Korean dictators die of old age. Karma is literally the dummest concept ever. The universe absolutely does not make things balance out. At all.

4points

Mooncut 4 years ago

Revenge is the best

1point

gabriel floyd 3 years ago

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0points

gabriel floyd 3 years ago

0points

Eva the Ravenclaw Bookworm📚💖 4 years ago

SO. MANY. GOOD. IDEAS

0points

sharron lynn parsons 4 years ago

When a person takes food, over and over, they need a lesson, however, where to draw the line ???

0points

Ethan Collard 4 years ago

Cat-food taco! i love it!

0points

no one cares about you 4 years ago

Terri

0points

Bean59 4 years ago

shut up taammy only you're disgusting

0points

Cindy Snow 4 years ago

Shes on Cracked too

1point

David Jeu 4 years ago

Such a nice collection of creative arseholes. 🙄

-1point

Katherine Boag 4 years ago

Don't like, don't read.

-1point

Kjell Morten Klevsand 4 years ago

Americans - the most childish people on the planet.

-2points

Kjell Morten Klevsand 4 years ago

Americans; the most childish people on the planet..

-2points

love 4 years ago

Im new to this app.. check out my profile

-3points

love hoop 4 years ago

read my Suicide note - Social Experiment ( Highschool ) https://youtu.be/wLlhJJjEyDo

-3points

Nubmaeme 4 years ago

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OTTER 4 years ago

It might have been better to explain why both sets of parents were involved in this kind of distraction. Was this just a joke? Albeit a badly chosen joke. Did the couple offend their perspective parents? It all just sounds like a mean thing to do, not at funny. Just my perspective and not knowing what the reasoning behind this was.

1point

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John L 4 years ago

24points

Batty 4 years ago

Two wrongs don't make a right!

7points

steven 4 years ago

I know a girl who put laxatives in a cake on her last day working in a hospital. End result was mess for some ex-coworkers, police, court, non-custodial sentence and goodbye to career in healthcare.

5points

smash17 1 year ago (edited)

(1) Huge evidentiary burden. (2) Advice. (3) Vegemite

0points

Bettye McKee 4 years ago

Which one had rotten eggs? I must have missed it.

0points

Steve Cruz 4 years ago

0points

TammyOnly 4 years ago (edited)

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Darcey Young 4 years ago

13points

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glassgrassgrossgloss 4 years ago

Most of these people overreacted.

13points

leanniemay 4 years ago

glassgrassgrossgloss Good response!

0points

jkevinga 4 years ago

glassgrassgrossgloss no

0points

Blueberry Woofle 4 years ago

TammyOnly can you just... stop

0points

TammyOnly 4 years ago (edited)

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Luisa Vasconcelos 4 years ago

Such a great ideas.

7points

Rose the Cook 4 years ago

6points

Steve Cruz 4 years ago

3points

BusLady 4 years ago

I guess I just lack imagination. I don't believe in revenge myself. It lowers me to their level.

5points

Kerry Ericksson 4 years ago

Petty Revenge is kinda of sickening...Grow up and just say something to the person.These examples turned me off..

3points

Stannous Flouride 4 years ago

2points

cybermerlin2000 4 years ago

2points

ldao 4 years ago

End of the day - the pettiness doesn't make you feel better, it might even make you a worse person.

2points

Barbara Vandewalle 4 years ago

Maybe but sometimes it is the only way people learn not be jerks.

0points

boredpandana 4 years ago

Very Tom and the Heartbreakers

2points

Andrea F 4 years ago

1point

Full Name 4 years ago

4points

Mooncut 4 years ago

Revenge is the best

1point

gabriel floyd 3 years ago

0points

gabriel floyd 3 years ago

0points

Eva the Ravenclaw Bookworm📚💖 4 years ago

SO. MANY. GOOD. IDEAS

0points

sharron lynn parsons 4 years ago

When a person takes food, over and over, they need a lesson, however, where to draw the line ???

0points

Ethan Collard 4 years ago

Cat-food taco! i love it!

0points

no one cares about you 4 years ago

Terri

0points

Bean59 4 years ago

shut up taammy only you're disgusting

0points

Cindy Snow 4 years ago

Shes on Cracked too

1point

David Jeu 4 years ago

Such a nice collection of creative arseholes. 🙄

-1point

Katherine Boag 4 years ago

Don't like, don't read.

-1point

Kjell Morten Klevsand 4 years ago

Americans - the most childish people on the planet.

-2points

Kjell Morten Klevsand 4 years ago

Americans; the most childish people on the planet..

-2points

love 4 years ago

Im new to this app.. check out my profile

-3points

love hoop 4 years ago

read my Suicide note - Social Experiment ( Highschool ) https://youtu.be/wLlhJJjEyDo

-3points

Nubmaeme 4 years ago

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OTTER 4 years ago

1point