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The ability to tell the entire world what you feel or think is dizzying. 'How should I phrase this?' 'Do I include that?' 'Is this oversharing?' So many doubts are lurking around that share button.

But believe it or not, some people are immune to them. They post every thought that crosses their mind. And they can be anyone! Parents complaining about their kids, high schoolers "analyzing" political discourse, celebrities interacting with fans, or everyday folks venting about their lives; we can't keep count.

Here's a collection of tweets from people who decided to get personal online. Too personal!

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    Ozacoter
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is really sad that the asian community was targeted because of Covid. I really dont get people. That said most people wont be able to distinguish between the Thai and Cantonese languages by hearing them just because they wont hear any difference. Just a foreign language. Same with any pair of uncommon foreign languages.

    Andrew Cohen
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They weren’t targeted because of covid. They were targeted because of the lingering orange fart who spent 4 years drumming up hate and discord.

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    Mazer
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Virtual hugs. I pray for the day when nobody has to live in fear like that

    denzoren
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was a really sweet idea by mom but proves ineffective. She didn't anticipate the utter stupidity of the racists.

    RiaDeCaterpillar
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it isn't just racists that can't tell the difference between the languages. most people can't racists are the ones who hate on you for speaking a different language in the first place

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    Isabel Frost
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't differentiate between them, but I also wouldn't judge someone for speaking a different language than English, so I hope I'm okay.

    Leigh C.
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he's more referring to those lashing out at the Asian community over the pandemic.

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    kjorn
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    normal people who has no knowledge of asian language won't be able to make the difference. nothing to do with racism. but i get his point

    Anne Nielsen
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    America is a big country. Some people have never heard Thai or Chinese spoken. I can tell Vietnamese from Chinese from Japanese, because I have friends from each background. But since t do not have Thai friends, I would not recognize it when spoken. Lack of experience does not equal racism.

    Terilee Bruyere
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is very true. I think his point is that the people who are racist would hear an "Asian foreign language" and simultaneously shove their head up their a**e while sticking their foot in their mouth. Flexible buggers, those racists are.

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    Douglas Campbell
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of my Spain born gran who wouldn't speak Spanish in public because she didn't want anyone to think she was Puerto Rican...because she was racist.

    Rus Kus
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One girl was attacked by an elder man because she is Asian in the beginning of all Covid chaos where I live. It was a bit scary to go outside but not much scarier then before and that thought was a scary revelation for me. The fact that one is never safe and it's always been more or less uncomfortable and potentially dangerous to look different. And I always tried to laugh it off and this got more difficult now

    Paradise
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I may be stupid for not telli lng the difference but not racist.

    Terilee Bruyere
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not stupid, just sheltered. Many of us are. One can hate while being educated and not hate while not being well taught in different cultures.

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    TGalloGo
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I, unfortunately, would not be able to differentiate the difference between the two, which is sad. However, looking at the bright side, he knows 3 languages!! To have the option! A form of Chinese. Thai, and English! How many can claim the same skill?

    Holes2Heaven
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I an married for 15 years to a man who is half Vietnamese. He can pass for Hispanic, and I had to tell him to tell strangers who ask what his nationality is to tell them Spanish. This is for his protection from the crazy people. My kids can pass for full white, so no one suspects they are mixed. It's so sad that this is our current reality

    Pizza Lover
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't differentiate but I'm not a racist. It's just that I don't speak any Asian language, although I wouldn't mind learning

    Leslie Burleson
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly , in the US Asian culture has become really popular . A lot of kids are learning Asian languages in school now too. When I was in school ( loooooooong time ago) we had the choice of Spanish, French or Chinese . Nobody ever took Chinese. I've always been really intimidated by learning an Asian language. They're so complex and beautiful . FYI , my dumb self too French... which has been super useful in Texas lmfao . O'well , I've learned Spanish since then

    Bizianka
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are over 6000 languages today, so if you are not exposed to these languages or not a linguist, you will hardly differentiate them. Just like I'm sure OP will not differentiate Lithuanian from Hungarian.

    Tim Pillinger
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Repeated UK story, who knows if it's true, but it's good: English man berates woman on train in Wales for talking foreign and she points out that she's speaking Welsh.

    Dre Mosley
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These same people think every Hispanic is a Mexican and don't realize that Puerto Ricans are US citizens.

    Dann999
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup, they couldn't even tell the difference between mathematic formula and Arabic writing.

    Obediah Tucker
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's sad that you would feel/be targeted for speaking Mandarin... but just because someone can't tell the difference doesn't mean they are racist. Can you tell the difference between Swedish and Finnish? I wouldn't assume you are racist if you couldn't.

    athornedrose
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Racists can't tell when my family is speaking Italian and not Spanish, so I get called Mexican and Latinx slurs. They're definitely not going to know the difference between Thai and mandarin

    Tara Leigh
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Speaking any language anywhere should never be an issue. If you speak a language that you think others around you don’t understand to talk about them and insult them or say crude things about them, that is wrong.

    Karolína T.
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some women refuse to add feminine ending to their surnames and use male (family) name in fiction that the "world" will appreciate their advancement in gender equality. Silly when imagine everyone on the world know about minor eu language and name creation system.

    Dorothy Cloud
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, sad as that is, no they probably can't differentiate between them.

    Kanga9ine
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same racists think they are speaking Spanish if they add an O to the end of every word and yell it. I'm embarrassed having people like your mom even having to worry about. I hope she doesn't think we all think alike. I tried to ask a question In Greek when I was there. Did pretty sell did the girls behind the counter in a pharmacy laughed as I left. I guess farming sounds pretty funny in any language and I had a killer sore throat.

    Miss Frankfurter
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. Those particular folks have a great deal of trouble with English. They especially have trouble with the word "acceptance". In my previous job I worked in a hospital that was in a huge Asian multicultural community. If you had racism issues this is definitely not the place for you! We, patients and staff, had a lot of fun together when learning words, short sentences, and culture. Great laughs. But also, so sadly, the different approaches to death, care in the immediate time proceeding and after death. Many times we did not understand different things. But we RESPECTED IT AND DID EVERYTHING TO THE LETTER. Acceptance and respect. I dont understand why that is so difficult.

    .V.
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A good friend of mine is Thai and we waited tables together, the number of people who though she was Chinese was unbelievable. They would just assume. People would say the rudest things to her all the time... It was a breakfast and lunch place so it's not like alcohol had any part in it. Even if she was Chinese, it's still so offensive just assume somebody is from a certain country, if you're generally curious it's better to just ask politely then make assumptions.

    Skulduggery Pheasant
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could differentiate between most European languages (definitely written, sometimes spoken). I'd struggle with Eastern European languages though.

    Brandy Grote
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would ask them what they are speaking, as politely as possible. I love Asian languages, and the Thai I've heard is beautiful. I would love to learn it!

    Donna Leske
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    gotta love older moms, they have an innocent way of looking at problems

    Mark Johansen
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This might make more sense if we knew what country they were in.

    Lyn Moffett
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I totally agree with Andrew Cohen. Mr Puff (Trump) is soooo full of hate that the ugly moron cannot see straight. I have no idea how he blinded enough people to put him in such a position of power.He should be held responsible for a lot of people who died because of Covid as he told them it didn't exist, pity HE didn't inject himself with the bleach.

    Pungent Sauce
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Briefly living in TN (US) I had to translate deep southern ‘English’ to my very northern girlfriend. I honestly don’t know who I was more disappointed in, and am glad neither are in my life anymore.

    Run Forest
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's not forget, the Asian hate we saw came from African Americans.

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    It's prejudiced to cal! people you have never met or spoken to racists, Mom!

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    3 years ago

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    No, paradoxically that's one area where hate doesn't discriminate. Although at the other pole, love comes stronger to those who offer their friends Thai sticks more than Mandarin Oranges.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you like this pneumatic jack hammer, you also might be interesting in this ergonomic crochet hook set.

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    Lauren Caswell
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. I thank my lucky stars every day I live in a place where the former is the majority

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    Tim Pillinger
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I might hold a gander reveal party then release the geese on my foes...

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    Prilsy
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always thought that was the whole point of the Addamses: they don't conform to societal norms of what is acceptable but their relationships are ideal, unlike the rest of suburbia. Like being authentic breeds happiness.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it's my religious duty to be a bigot, homophobe and sexist according to my holy book, written by bigots, homophobes and sexists ages ago.

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    Phil DeBlanc
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many times while my wife was in the hospital fighting her losing battle with cancer, I would stay overnight with her. It cost me $25 every time I did. F'in US hospitals.

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    Donkey boi
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is your political affiliation so important to Americans? Are there no people that just don't like any of them? That think, I'll listen to what they say and vote for the person that seems to have the best ideas to me? Nobody that thinks, 'I agree with the Dems on that subject, but disagree with the other thing. And I like the Reps idea on this, but not on that'?

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    Carol Emory
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was 7, I lost a tooth. I put it under my pillow for the tooth fairy. The next morning I found a $20 bill under my pillow. I rushed in to the kitchen and said "The tooth fairy gave me 20 bucks!!" My mother looked at my Dad and said "Wow...the tooth fairy was generous!" To which my Dad responds "Probably because it was dark and the tooth fairy couldn't see what he was pulling out of his wallet."

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    Good Firm Handshake Should Open Up Doors..

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    Connie Bonneville
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first breakdown would be their wage. The second would be their zero benefits. The third... no pension. This. Is. Genius.

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    Lorraine Geater
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly!!!!!!!!!!! And what's with everyone flying off to far away places to enjoy the sun when I can't visit my parents who live 2 miles away!?

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    Anne
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You prefer kids running around at Costco? I prefer them leashed and under control tbh..

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    Frances M
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And all the different flavours, plain, peppermint, spearmint, catnip, the list is admittedly short, but so good...

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    Get Shrecked

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    kasa alex
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its so weird how Magic Mike is literally a movie about male strippers, yet they still managed to sexualise women/treat women as somewhat of a joke (i.e. its 'funny' but not threatening to see middle-aged women losing it over male strippers), all the while still portraying the men as dominant and strong

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    Eppe
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Both understandable. What's the point of calling an obese person fat? They won't magically loose weight and it will probably just make them feel bad. Complimenting a person that has lost weight is a nice thing to do.

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    Robert T
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My gf found a lost phone once, which of course was locked, and we were sitting there wondering what to do with it when it rang and it was the owner's mother. So if you lose your phone, try phoning it, as some nice person may have found it and be trying to work out how best to return in.

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    ThoughtsAreNotFacts
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A terrible reality, but glad there are people who think about what they've learned and don't just have the "too bad, but doesn't affect me" take away

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    Andy Acceber
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm convinced it's a strategy of the hotels so they don't have to feed as many guests breakfast.

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    No, No He Has A Point

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    Luther von Wolfen
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in Virginia. The sky is hazy because Oregon is on fire. Maybe we'll just stay in this weekend.

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    It’s Never Too Late...

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    I Ain't No Hometown Hunk

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    Andy Acceber
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's okay. I'm pretty sure in most of those films, you fall for your secretary/coworker/boss anyway. You'll be okay.

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    #50

    “Could Use A 7th Bathroom But You Can’t Have It All I Suppose”

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    Seonag Udell
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mum does this every time we go past an estate agent when we go down to Devon or Cornwall.

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    Sounds Kinda Nice

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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last one - absolutely no problem with it. Also, I would agree that Robert Pattinson or Willem Dafoe were be my colleagues.

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    Raven DeathShade
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hummingbirds have feet about the width of sewing needles. Those things are tiny! Their feathers are miniscule. Their "zoom" sounds as they fly from your hand to their freedom are priceless!

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    What Is Your Revenge Story?

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    Otter
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And when you dump the landlord, marry his father and take his inheritance!

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    Some People Just Don’t Know The Struggle

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    Land Of The Free (To Call Me Anytime)

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    Nadine Bamberger
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We suffer bravely through socialist health care, economy killing workers unions and overall not being able to live in the greatest country on earth. Pray for us and keep us in your thoughts.

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    Not Exactly Wrong

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    Frances M
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My ex-boss once said to me that you don’t go to college to learn stuff, you go to prove to future employers that you can stick the mind numbing boredom for years to reach your project end goal.

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    Prilsy
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was that age I had a boyfriend who just jumped out the window, when my mom found out she was just concerned he could've broken his legs

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    #72

    Y’all Creating Whole Families And I’m Sitting Here Eating Cheetos

    Y’all Creating Whole Families And I’m Sitting Here Eating Cheetos

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    #73

    April 11th - Never Forget

    April 11th - Never Forget

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    H Edwards
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still salty over some injustices from childhood. I think those are the ones that stay with you, before you get jaded by life and injustice is just another thing you have to accept.

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    #75

    Dating Someone Who Isn't As "Online" As You

    Dating Someone Who Isn't As "Online" As You

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    #77

    Netflix Sucks

    Netflix Sucks

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    Christopher Duffy
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the 70 million heavily armed neo-nazis who worship someone who plays a business man on reality TV?

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    #78

    Valid Bewilderment....

    Valid Bewilderment....

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    #79

    “Millennials Are So Lazy...”

    “Millennials Are So Lazy...”

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    Mohsie Supposie
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Influencer: "You should pay ME to allow you to paint my house and I'll give you mention on my social media!"

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    #80

    Must Have 4 Years Of Experience

    Must Have 4 Years Of Experience

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    Lara Verne
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once applied for a job, and they told me I'm hired, and in the span of two weeks they will call me when should I start work. They called me four months later. I went there and quit on second day.

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    #82

    After All I Put On Your Platelets, This Is How You Do Me?

    After All I Put On Your Platelets, This Is How You Do Me?

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    #83

    Must Have A Cold Glass Of Sweet Tea On The Side

    Must Have A Cold Glass Of Sweet Tea On The Side

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    #84

    Like An Fallen Angel

    Like An Fallen Angel

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    Aaron W
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What conservative voters can't seem to understand, is that money invested in those who need it doesn't just vanish. It circulates in the economy and eventually ends up back where it started.

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    #85

    Going Half On Everything

    Going Half On Everything

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    Anne
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YES! Team work! each their own specialties, but working together.

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    #86

    They Blow Up Fireworks For 4 Straight Hours

    They Blow Up Fireworks For 4 Straight Hours

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    #87

    It’s Not A Race!

    It’s Not A Race!

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    #88

    Lemme Lock It Up In The Supermax

    Lemme Lock It Up In The Supermax

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    Donkey boi
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I got my National Insurance card in England, I got a plastic credit card type thing. Lost it within a year and have never actually needed it. What do you use it for?

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    #89

    Surprise Shawtyyy

    Surprise Shawtyyy

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    Carol Emory
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've gotten calls saying someone just charged a $499 iPhone to my card on Amazon and to press a button to confirm or deny the purchase. What they actually get is a click followed by a dial tone.....

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    #90

    Not Bringing Machetes To Pillow Fights

    Not Bringing Machetes To Pillow Fights

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    #91

    Good Ol' Days

    Good Ol' Days

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    Prilsy
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait till you're dating in your 40s, it's stories about how you used to be hot

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    #92

    Find That Happy Balance That Works For You

    Find That Happy Balance That Works For You

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    Julie C Rose
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hot take: Americans wouldn’t talk about “mental health days” so much if they were given more annual leave. What Americans call “mental health days” are part of the point of having annual leave.

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    #93

    Heyyyyy Weren’t You Just At CVS?

    Heyyyyy Weren’t You Just At CVS?

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    Otter
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember seeing a handsome young man at a city park with a view, and then seeing him again a few hours later. And the second time, he was being arrested...

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    #94

    In Too Deep At That Point

    In Too Deep At That Point

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's better to go back than to stay in a relationship that's going nowhere.

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    #97

    I Was Just Tryna Be Nice

    I Was Just Tryna Be Nice

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    Maneki Neko
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chatted to a fairly new colleague at work. Told him I was very hungry, had no food, and break was 3 hours to go. He offered me his sandwich. I accepted and ate it straight away. He still recalls „the day I ate his sandwich“. Well, don‘t offer it out of courtesy if you‘re not prepared to loose it. We‘re married 10 years this year. :-)

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    #98

    Lmao “Cook It Again” Kind Of Makes You Wonder What The First Person To Drink Cows Milk Was Thinking When They Saw It!

    Lmao “Cook It Again” Kind Of Makes You Wonder What The First Person To Drink Cows Milk Was Thinking When They Saw It!

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    K. Lange
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in Germany we have "Zwieback", which literally means double baked. It is very crunchy and is very good storable. I love it soaked in cold milk with some chocolate powder as a refreshing summer lunch. It is also great for small kids or people who cannot chew properly :-D

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    #99

    This Is For Sure My Go To, I’m Not Tryna Do The Back And Fourth!

    This Is For Sure My Go To, I’m Not Tryna Do The Back And Fourth!

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