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#2

They Can Barely Manage English

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1.3Kpoints

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Tim Pillinger 3 years ago

:(

162points

#3

This Hits Home

Final score:

1.3Kpoints

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ElenaK 3 years ago

This should popular opinion!

220points

The staff at CollegeGrad, an entry-level job site for college students and recent grads, believe there are at least 9 things you should never post on social media.

1. Profanity. The language you use on social media is often the same one you'll use when casually interacting with coworkers. A minor four-letter-word once in a while isn't a crime, but if swearing is a big part of who you are, it may affect how employers look at you.

2. Abusive content. Social media can be a great place to share opinions, but if your feed is full of arguments and rants, you may come across as an overly negative person, probably not the kind of employee companies want in their office.

3. Adult content. A snapshot on the beach is perfectly fine but posting explicit photos of yourself can have a noticeable impact on your image. The Internet is a public place. So, before posting a selfie, consider if you are OK with being seen like that in the office.

#4

Genius

Final score:

1.3Kpoints

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Peter Liddle 3 years ago

this is pure genius

313points

#5

Best Of Both Worlds Honestly

Final score:

1.1Kpoints

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James016 3 years ago

That's made me chuckle :D

175points

#6

I Love That Life Makes Sense For Him Now

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1.1Kpoints

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Lauren Caswell 3 years ago

Sir Ian seems like he's a fun person

198points

4. Illegal content. Not only could this get you fired, but it may also land you on America's Stupidest Criminals. Even worse, you could be arrested if authorities see credible evidence of certain kinds of illegal activity.

5. Offensive content. Racism, sexism, and other forms of discrimination should have no place in your (online) life.

6. Negative opinions about your job, employer, boss, or professor. One comment about how you hate your job could cause future employers to wonder if you really like the work you are doing or not. And a comment about your "stupid boss" could make your next conversation about the raise you were hoping to get a lot more difficult.

7. Drug-related content. Some employers may require you to pass a drug test as a hiring condition. But chances are you won't even make it that far if you post about substances publicly.

#7

Love By Algorithm

Final score:

1.1Kpoints

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WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago

If you like this pneumatic jack hammer, you also might be interesting in this ergonomic crochet hook set.

156points

#8

Wait! You Guys Got A Tutorial?!

Final score:

998points

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Nadine Bamberger 3 years ago (edited)

Don't you just love it when billionaires complain?

300points

#9

Yep,she's Right

Final score:

956points

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Luther von Wolfen 3 years ago

And they get in trouble if they murder somebody.

316points

8. Poor grammar. A comma here and there is nothing but if you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're", it's time to learn. Communication, including writing, is an important part of professional life.

9. Threats. It is not OK to threaten others, no matter the situation you're in. Wishing someone ill, whether it is a friend, family member, colleague, politician, celebrity, whatever; if you don't like someone else, social media is not the place to be hurling threats of any kind.

The Internet is public. Remember that when you're posting from your personal account.

#10

34 Also Applies

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940points

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Connie Bonneville 3 years ago

I'm so sorry

196points

#11

This One Hit Home

Final score:

933points

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Lauren Caswell 3 years ago

Yes. I thank my lucky stars every day I live in a place where the former is the majority

127points

#12

Yeah

Final score:

908points

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Sue Hazlewood 3 years ago

This!

164points

#13

Wisdom If I've Ever Seen It

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855points

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Sarcastic Cow 3 years ago

Agree!

125points

#14

It's Truly A Blessing

Final score:

837points

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Tim Pillinger 3 years ago (edited)

I might hold a gander reveal party then release the geese on my foes...

285points

#15

And A Family That Takes Care Of Their Elders

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818points

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Prilsy 3 years ago

I always thought that was the whole point of the Addamses: they don't conform to societal norms of what is acceptable but their relationships are ideal, unlike the rest of suburbia. Like being authentic breeds happiness.

327points

#16

Religion

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768points

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WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago

Because it's my religious duty to be a bigot, homophobe and sexist according to my holy book, written by bigots, homophobes and sexists ages ago.

176points

#17

Anxiety Goes Brrrr

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757points

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Charlotte Leaver 3 years ago

Thought it was only me!

13points

#18

I Wouldn't Even Be Mad

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755points

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Eva the Egg 3 years ago

Thats actually hilarious 😭😭😭😂😂😂

239points

#19

Spot On

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751points

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Phil DeBlanc 3 years ago

Many times while my wife was in the hospital fighting her losing battle with cancer, I would stay overnight with her. It cost me $25 every time I did. F'in US hospitals.

249points

#20

This Is Important And Deserves To Be A Movement

Final score:

750points

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Susie Elle 3 years ago

Just make a plate of nacho toppings and stick the nachos in :D

118points

#21

Well, Do They?

Final score:

734points

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Marianne Contrino 3 years ago

Hahaha...dammit, that's hilarious!!!

195points

#22

Life Hack

Final score:

731points

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drunkpanda 3 years ago

The fact they drew attention to this..

361points

#23

No Wait!

Final score:

728points

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Donkey boi 3 years ago

Why is your political affiliation so important to Americans? Are there no people that just don't like any of them? That think, I'll listen to what they say and vote for the person that seems to have the best ideas to me? Nobody that thinks, 'I agree with the Dems on that subject, but disagree with the other thing. And I like the Reps idea on this, but not on that'?

112points

#24

Consider It

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695points

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Premislaus de Colo 3 years ago

Sadly, the YT reply to that was to offer a premium...

221points

#25

Truly A Yearly Highlight

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667points

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Carol Emory 3 years ago

When I was 7, I lost a tooth. I put it under my pillow for the tooth fairy. The next morning I found a $20 bill under my pillow. I rushed in to the kitchen and said "The tooth fairy gave me 20 bucks!!" My mother looked at my Dad and said "Wow...the tooth fairy was generous!" To which my Dad responds "Probably because it was dark and the tooth fairy couldn't see what he was pulling out of his wallet."

287points

#26

I’m Sure He Brewed His Own Coffee Too

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655points

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Frances M 3 years ago

But he did go to Harvard... he just didn’t stay

104points

#27

Good Firm Handshake Should Open Up Doors..

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640points

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Connie Bonneville 3 years ago

The first breakdown would be their wage. The second would be their zero benefits. The third... no pension. This. Is. Genius.

190points

#28

Is It Even Real??

Final score:

620points

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Lorraine Geater 3 years ago

Exactly!!!!!!!!!!! And what's with everyone flying off to far away places to enjoy the sun when I can't visit my parents who live 2 miles away!?

178points

#29

Why Not Both...

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616points

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Otter 3 years ago

Trash in the sea, literally and figuratively...

125points

#30

So What Breed Is He

Final score:

609points

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Anne 3 years ago

You prefer kids running around at Costco? I prefer them leashed and under control tbh..

174points

#31

Top Notch

Final score:

600points

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Frances M 3 years ago

And all the different flavours, plain, peppermint, spearmint, catnip, the list is admittedly short, but so good...

97points

Leigh C. 3 years ago

Fresh mint, cool mint, wintergreen, pineapple mint, apple mint, orange mint, Basil mint, Pennyroyal, calamint, corn mint, curly mint, licorice mint, banana mint, chocolate mint, water mint, grapefruit mint, orange mint, lemon mint, lavender mint, ginger mint,

17points

A B C 3 years ago

You eat catnip yourself?

7points

Tinley's Aunt 3 years ago (edited)

Don't forget wintergreen!

4points

Queen Metapha 3 years ago

...in fact the botanical list is much longer - I used to have about 8 different sorts of mint plants in my garden including orange-mint, chocolate-mint, apple-mint a one creeping dark sort named berries and cream!

3points

Jaime 3 years ago

Catnip is a mint???

3points

Gabby M 3 years ago

Catnip is mint?

3points

GoldfishCrackers 3 years ago

Wint-O-green mints!

2points

Wombatred26 3 years ago

Eucalyptus

0points

Andy Acceber 3 years ago

I'm ready for the next herb to upstage mint. I'm looking at you, basil.

12points

Libby Tailor 3 years ago

I'm crying 😂🤣😂

0points

Giles McArdell 3 years ago

Imagine if you invented that flavour, you'd make a mint!

8points

Brendan 3 years ago

It's the same with chocolate too. It's not as versatile as mint, but you can definitely accompany chocolate with any drink, dish, celebration, or mourning.

6points

Jane Alexander 3 years ago (edited)

-and if you want those mice gone, put peppermint oil on cotton in empty pill or other small open bottles and put them everywhere you don't want the mice. The mice will be gone and you haven't poisoned an owl s dinner. Peppermint -not the others!

4points

IlovemydogShilo 3 years ago

It's so awesome that they called the place where they make money after it. No wonder the word mint is used as slang for awesome of of perfect condition .

4points

howdylee 3 years ago

AND I HATE EVERY SINGLE LAST ONE OF THEM!

4points

earringnut 3 years ago

I like them, I just have a topical sensitivity to them. Thanks mint.

2points

Shreya Swaminathan 3 years ago

This is an ode to mint that we didn't know we needed, but we're not complaining.

2points

Frisinator 3 years ago

Mind blown!

2points

Ray Heap 3 years ago

And on lamb, omnom nom.

1point

third molar 3 years ago

And as chutneys by itself ... yummmm

1point

ThoughtsAreNotFacts 3 years ago

I've never considered the versatility or prevalence of mint before. Kinda mind blown!

1point

Sarcastic Cow 3 years ago

This! And it absolutely rules in al this fields!

1point

Eglė Bukauskaitė 2 years ago

same with cinnamon

0points

nicole Leyva saro 3 years ago

Mints are awesome

0points

TheKnightOwl 3 years ago

You can thank (blame?) Persephone for that. ;)

0points

Dorothy Cloud 3 years ago

No, I don't. I also don't have to like or enjoy Ranch or Basil. We all have different taste receptacles.

0points

Yelena Yardeen 3 years ago

I have to disagree about chocolate, but I agree on everything else

0points

Seabeast 3 years ago

My backyard is being overrun by it. It's basically a weed.

0points

Furious Salamander 3 years ago

give it to me

0points

Vicki Thill 3 years ago

Great...now I'm thinking about Mojito's. Awesome.

0points

Stew King 3 years ago

Hey, don't forget condom mints!

0points

Random Shit 3 years ago

I read mint as meat and got confused

0points

Rei 3 years ago

Try a black americano with peppermint sirup (or at home for one cup 1tsp honey with one drop of peppermint oil). You're welcome.

0points

rspanther 3 years ago

And if you don't like the taste of mint?

0points

Calypso poet 3 years ago

IKR! I only like it in toothpaste, breath mints and Mojitos. Stay out of my food! My mother-in-law gave me a big box of those chocolate after dinner mints. After I politely thanked her I made my husband take them to work.

-1point

Elizabeth 3 years ago

And…I honestly hate the taste of mint

-1point

TimesNewLogan 3 years ago

Speak for yourself. For me, it's good for toothpaste, and nothing else.

-1point

Karin Gibson 3 years ago

Don't ever allow it to grow in your garden. It WILL take over

-1point

Marnie 3 years ago

F**k mint. I just got Invislign and have to use this foam cleaner stuff and now my mouth tastes of mint 24/7. Mint is not good in iced tea, peanut butter sandwich, tuna, lasagna. Everything tastes like mint.

-1point

Eventually 3 years ago

yep, and I hate the taste of mint :( getting toothpaste is annoying

-1point

Anthony Picco 3 years ago

...and yet I hate all mint flavors

-1point

Pungent Sauce 3 years ago

Love it in my gum, Dr. Bronners, and cocktails, really dislike it in my ice cream and chocolate

-2points

Franziska 3 years ago

Okay so am I the only one that absolutely hates mint?

-2points

Mosheh Wolf 3 years ago

I hate almost all types of mint.

-2points

Yvette Desmarais 3 years ago

It's an invasive. Enough said.

-2points

TiaCalenture 3 years ago

Disgusting. Hate mint.

-3points

Jarrod Nichols 3 years ago

Sorry, you get a thumbs down. The last thing I want in my chocolate is toothpaste.

-3points

#32

Such A Good Boy

Final score:

597points

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Andy Acceber 3 years ago

Accurate take.

95points

#33

Get Shrecked

Final score:

560points

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kasa alex 3 years ago

Its so weird how Magic Mike is literally a movie about male strippers, yet they still managed to sexualise women/treat women as somewhat of a joke (i.e. its 'funny' but not threatening to see middle-aged women losing it over male strippers), all the while still portraying the men as dominant and strong

89points

#34

The Elephant In The Room

Final score:

545points

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Eppe 3 years ago

Both understandable. What's the point of calling an obese person fat? They won't magically loose weight and it will probably just make them feel bad. Complimenting a person that has lost weight is a nice thing to do.

82points

#35

He Needs 8 Months Of Tips

Final score:

538points

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Robert T 3 years ago

My gf found a lost phone once, which of course was locked, and we were sitting there wondering what to do with it when it rang and it was the owner's mother. So if you lose your phone, try phoning it, as some nice person may have found it and be trying to work out how best to return in.

178points

#36

100% Talk To Myself

Final score:

525points

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Luther von Wolfen 3 years ago

That's what cats are for. (To the tune of "That's What Friends Are For".)

136points

#37

All Colleges Should Offer This

Final score:

519points

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ThoughtsAreNotFacts 3 years ago

A terrible reality, but glad there are people who think about what they've learned and don't just have the "too bad, but doesn't affect me" take away

7points

#38

This Has Potential

Final score:

506points

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Evelína Zlá 3 years ago (edited)

I think I saw this already... but the OP was a woman.

150points

#39

This Is The Way

Final score:

494points

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lunar eclipse 3 years ago

Haah. Same. :(

66points

#40

Yeah!

Final score:

493points

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Luther von Wolfen 3 years ago

We were just happy somebody noticed us.

243points

#41

Dead Turkeys Don't Grow

Final score:

481points

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Vicky Zar 3 years ago

I've seen that before

35points

#42

More Like A Hell-Iday

Final score:

464points

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Andy Acceber 3 years ago

I'm convinced it's a strategy of the hotels so they don't have to feed as many guests breakfast.

176points

#43

Stopping

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460points

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Lorraine Geater 3 years ago

Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!! So true and so funny!!!!!!!

87points

#44

No, No He Has A Point

Final score:

431points

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Luther von Wolfen 3 years ago

I live in Virginia. The sky is hazy because Oregon is on fire. Maybe we'll just stay in this weekend.

101points

#45

It’s Never Too Late...

Final score:

426points

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Nadine Bamberger 3 years ago

Especially if they involve world domination and general mayhem.

98points

#46

Legit

Final score:

422points

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Some Cool Guy 3 years ago

Sure it's good for you but it tastes like shite

53points

#47

I Ain't No Hometown Hunk

Final score:

401points

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Andy Acceber 3 years ago

It's okay. I'm pretty sure in most of those films, you fall for your secretary/coworker/boss anyway. You'll be okay.

172points

#48

Co-Winkie-Dink

Final score:

366points

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Floofy Samoyed 3 years ago

I say that too

40points

#49

Cover Me

Final score:

355points

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Prilsy 3 years ago

I don't think they ever threw him into battle anyway

50points

#50

“Could Use A 7th Bathroom But You Can’t Have It All I Suppose”

Final score:

320points

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Seonag Udell 3 years ago

My mum does this every time we go past an estate agent when we go down to Devon or Cornwall.

41points

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#51

True

Final score:

99points

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Connie Bonneville 3 years ago

On behalf of my mother I apologize

26points

#52

Cauliflower Wings > Chicken Wings

Final score:

92points

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Sarcastic Cow 3 years ago

Albino Broccoli is a name for a band.

31points

#53

The Shortest And Best Business Plan I've Ever Seen

Final score:

90points

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Kristof De Smet 3 years ago

Hell, I'll do it for $1!

17points

#54

How The Tables Have Turned

Final score:

90points

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Anna McHugh 3 years ago

Hahaha yes!

10points

#55

I Mean He's Not Wrong

Final score:

86points

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Eppe 3 years ago

False scarctiy

15points

#56

Don't Mess With Grandma

Final score:

86points

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Nadine Bamberger 3 years ago

And no one judges you like grandmas do *shufders*.

14points

#57

Same

Final score:

84points

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lunar eclipse 3 years ago

I relate to the moon on a celestial level.

25points

#58

Language Is Important

Final score:

84points

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Andy Acceber 3 years ago

Heard. This is very valid critique.

15points

#59

Sounds Kinda Nice

Final score:

82points

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Sarcastic Cow 3 years ago (edited)

The last one - absolutely no problem with it. Also, I would agree that Robert Pattinson or Willem Dafoe were be my colleagues.

12points

#60

Bird Professor

Final score:

81points

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Raven DeathShade 3 years ago

Hummingbirds have feet about the width of sewing needles. Those things are tiny! Their feathers are miniscule. Their "zoom" sounds as they fly from your hand to their freedom are priceless!

3points

#61

What Is Your Revenge Story?

Final score:

77points

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Otter 3 years ago

And when you dump the landlord, marry his father and take his inheritance!

33points

#62

Some People Just Don’t Know The Struggle

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75points

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Brandy Grote 3 years ago

Showing their true criminal apathy!

5points

#63

Land Of The Free (To Call Me Anytime)

Final score:

74points

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Nadine Bamberger 3 years ago

We suffer bravely through socialist health care, economy killing workers unions and overall not being able to live in the greatest country on earth. Pray for us and keep us in your thoughts.

27points

#64

Cannot Unsee

Final score:

74points

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Lorraine Geater 3 years ago

Ha ha ha ha ha very perceptive of you and spot on!

7points

#65

Not Exactly Wrong

Final score:

73points

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Frances M 3 years ago

My ex-boss once said to me that you don’t go to college to learn stuff, you go to prove to future employers that you can stick the mind numbing boredom for years to reach your project end goal.

25points

#66

"Hey...you Gotta Minute?"

Final score:

73points

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Helen Haley 3 years ago

The fear is real.

13points

#67

Momma Said No Days Off Son

Final score:

71points

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James016 3 years ago

Then it's a "hell no"

10points

#68

"I Just Go Hard On Weekends"

Final score:

71points

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ruby yay 3 years ago

I have a phone a laptop and 14 pounds in the bank

7points

#69

This Made My Day

Final score:

67points

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Prilsy 3 years ago

When I was that age I had a boyfriend who just jumped out the window, when my mom found out she was just concerned he could've broken his legs

26points

#70

What Else?

Final score:

65points

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Sue Hazlewood 3 years ago

You can rewind an audio tape with a pencil

20points

#71

I’ll Have The Versace French Toast Please

Final score:

64points

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Helen Haley 3 years ago

Ice T truth

7points

#72

Y’all Creating Whole Families And I’m Sitting Here Eating Cheetos

Final score:

63points

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Raven Sheridan 3 years ago

They're faking it, like the rest of us.

11points

#73

April 11th - Never Forget

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63points

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H Edwards 3 years ago

I'm still salty over some injustices from childhood. I think those are the ones that stay with you, before you get jaded by life and injustice is just another thing you have to accept.

36points

#74

Was It Worth It?

Final score:

61points

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Helen Haley 3 years ago

This is just fantastic. Work it

15points

#75

Dating Someone Who Isn't As "Online" As You

Final score:

61points

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Mandy Renn 3 years ago

I think I know why.

18points

#76

I Member

Final score:

61points

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Tim Pillinger 3 years ago

No

13points

#77

Netflix Sucks

Final score:

59points

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Christopher Duffy 3 years ago

Not the 70 million heavily armed neo-nazis who worship someone who plays a business man on reality TV?

35points

#78

Valid Bewilderment....

Final score:

59points

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Raven Sheridan 3 years ago

I'm pretty sure it's referring to Idris Elba. That man FINE!!!

71points

#79

“Millennials Are So Lazy...”

Final score:

57points

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Mohsie Supposie 3 years ago

Influencer: "You should pay ME to allow you to paint my house and I'll give you mention on my social media!"

5points

#80

Must Have 4 Years Of Experience

Final score:

56points

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Lara Verne 3 years ago

I once applied for a job, and they told me I'm hired, and in the span of two weeks they will call me when should I start work. They called me four months later. I went there and quit on second day.

6points

#81

Yup!

Final score:

55points

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Lauren Caswell 3 years ago

Not just Americans mate, that's universal

18points

#82

After All I Put On Your Platelets, This Is How You Do Me?

Final score:

53points

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Tess the ferret 3 years ago

you mean, thats not what they're for!?

8points

#83

Must Have A Cold Glass Of Sweet Tea On The Side

Final score:

53points

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denzoren 3 years ago

Yep, you grow to appreciate it the older you get.

7points

#84

Like An Fallen Angel

Final score:

53points

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Aaron W 3 years ago

What conservative voters can't seem to understand, is that money invested in those who need it doesn't just vanish. It circulates in the economy and eventually ends up back where it started.

34points

#85

Going Half On Everything

Final score:

50points

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Anne 3 years ago

YES! Team work! each their own specialties, but working together.

7points

#86

They Blow Up Fireworks For 4 Straight Hours

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49points

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Luther von Wolfen 3 years ago

Up in my neighborhood, you hope it's fireworks and stay away from the window.

12points

#87

It’s Not A Race!

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44points

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kasa alex 3 years ago

Oh good, cos I'm 36 and no way near owning my own home

10points

#88

Lemme Lock It Up In The Supermax

Final score:

43points

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Donkey boi 3 years ago

When I got my National Insurance card in England, I got a plastic credit card type thing. Lost it within a year and have never actually needed it. What do you use it for?

10points

#89

Surprise Shawtyyy

Final score:

43points

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Carol Emory 3 years ago

I've gotten calls saying someone just charged a $499 iPhone to my card on Amazon and to press a button to confirm or deny the purchase. What they actually get is a click followed by a dial tone.....

8points

#90

Not Bringing Machetes To Pillow Fights

Final score:

43points

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Bacony Cakes 3 years ago

the cold war

2points

#91

Good Ol' Days

Final score:

40points

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Prilsy 3 years ago

Wait till you're dating in your 40s, it's stories about how you used to be hot

30points

#92

Find That Happy Balance That Works For You

Final score:

39points

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Julie C Rose 3 years ago

Hot take: Americans wouldn’t talk about “mental health days” so much if they were given more annual leave. What Americans call “mental health days” are part of the point of having annual leave.

27points

#93

Heyyyyy Weren’t You Just At CVS?

Final score:

39points

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Otter 3 years ago

I remember seeing a handsome young man at a city park with a view, and then seeing him again a few hours later. And the second time, he was being arrested...

17points

#94

In Too Deep At That Point

Final score:

37points

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WilvanderHeijden 3 years ago

It's better to go back than to stay in a relationship that's going nowhere.

16points

#95

F*ck Them Hoa Fees

Final score:

36points

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Connie Bonneville 3 years ago

On behalf of my mother I apologize

11points

#96

When Your Card Declines

Final score:

36points

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Ahmad Suleiman 3 years ago

I cried while laughing 😂

11points

#97

I Was Just Tryna Be Nice

Final score:

35points

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Maneki Neko 3 years ago

Chatted to a fairly new colleague at work. Told him I was very hungry, had no food, and break was 3 hours to go. He offered me his sandwich. I accepted and ate it straight away. He still recalls „the day I ate his sandwich“. Well, don‘t offer it out of courtesy if you‘re not prepared to loose it. We‘re married 10 years this year. :-)

24points

#98

Lmao “Cook It Again” Kind Of Makes You Wonder What The First Person To Drink Cows Milk Was Thinking When They Saw It!

Final score:

33points

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K. Lange 3 years ago

in Germany we have "Zwieback", which literally means double baked. It is very crunchy and is very good storable. I love it soaked in cold milk with some chocolate powder as a refreshing summer lunch. It is also great for small kids or people who cannot chew properly :-D

7points