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The ability to tell the entire world what you feel or think is dizzying. 'How should I phrase this?' 'Do I include that?' 'Is this oversharing?' So many doubts are lurking around that share button.

But believe it or not, some people are immune to them. They post every thought that crosses their mind. And they can be anyone! Parents complaining about their kids, high schoolers "analyzing" political discourse, celebrities interacting with fans, or everyday folks venting about their lives; we can't keep count.

Here's a collection of tweets from people who decided to get personal online. Too personal!

The staff at CollegeGrad, an entry-level job site for college students and recent grads, believe there are at least 9 things you should never post on social media.

1. Profanity. The language you use on social media is often the same one you'll use when casually interacting with coworkers. A minor four-letter-word once in a while isn't a crime, but if swearing is a big part of who you are, it may affect how employers look at you.

2. Abusive content. Social media can be a great place to share opinions, but if your feed is full of arguments and rants, you may come across as an overly negative person, probably not the kind of employee companies want in their office. 

3. Adult content. A snapshot on the beach is perfectly fine but posting explicit photos of yourself can have a noticeable impact on your image. The Internet is a public place. So, before posting a selfie, consider if you are OK with being seen like that in the office.

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I Love That Life Makes Sense For Him Now

I Love That Life Makes Sense For Him Now

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4. Illegal content. Not only could this get you fired, but it may also land you on America's Stupidest Criminals. Even worse, you could be arrested if authorities see credible evidence of certain kinds of illegal activity.

5. Offensive content. Racism, sexism, and other forms of discrimination should have no place in your (online) life.

6. Negative opinions about your job, employer, boss, or professor. One comment about how you hate your job could cause future employers to wonder if you really like the work you are doing or not. And a comment about your "stupid boss" could make your next conversation about the raise you were hoping to get a lot more difficult. 

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7. Drug-related content. Some employers may require you to pass a drug test as a hiring condition. But chances are you won't even make it that far if you post about substances publicly.

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Love By Algorithm

Love By Algorithm

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WilvanderHeijden
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you like this pneumatic jack hammer, you also might be interesting in this ergonomic crochet hook set.

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Wait! You Guys Got A Tutorial?!

Wait! You Guys Got A Tutorial?!

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8. Poor grammar. A comma here and there is nothing but if you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're", it's time to learn. Communication, including writing, is an important part of professional life.

9. Threats. It is not OK to threaten others, no matter the situation you're in. Wishing someone ill, whether it is a friend, family member, colleague, politician, celebrity, whatever; if you don't like someone else, social media is not the place to be hurling threats of any kind.

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The Internet is public. Remember that when you're posting from your personal account.

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This One Hit Home

This One Hit Home

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Lauren Caswell
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes. I thank my lucky stars every day I live in a place where the former is the majority

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It's Truly A Blessing

It's Truly A Blessing

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Tim Pillinger
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I might hold a gander reveal party then release the geese on my foes...

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#15

And A Family That Takes Care Of Their Elders

And A Family That Takes Care Of Their Elders

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Prilsy
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always thought that was the whole point of the Addamses: they don't conform to societal norms of what is acceptable but their relationships are ideal, unlike the rest of suburbia. Like being authentic breeds happiness.

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Religion

Religion

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WilvanderHeijden
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because it's my religious duty to be a bigot, homophobe and sexist according to my holy book, written by bigots, homophobes and sexists ages ago.

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I Wouldn't Even Be Mad

I Wouldn't Even Be Mad

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Spot On

Spot On

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Phil DeBlanc
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Many times while my wife was in the hospital fighting her losing battle with cancer, I would stay overnight with her. It cost me $25 every time I did. F'in US hospitals.

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This Is Important And Deserves To Be A Movement

This Is Important And Deserves To Be A Movement

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Life Hack

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They always do in the UK media. Kate 'recycles', Kate 're-wears', 'thrifty Kate'. There was widespread, lowkey panic in the papers when she wore some boots for the fifteenth time. They literally thought she was losing it; 'Fears for Duchess as she is seen gardening in boots worn on previous occasions'. People earn money for writing this garbage. What's your job mate? 'Oh me? I count how many times people wear their clothes, then I tell the nation of my findings.' It's just stalking with extra steps. Imagine a stranger knowing how many times you'd worn a top. 'Hello, police, please'. Yes, it annoys me. Apologies.

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KJ
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Never understood the media obsession with ladies using an outfit more than once. Us blokes never get those comments.

Lj
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's true!!! Wow, it's expensive being a female royal. Or maybe just a famous woman.

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WilvanderHeijden
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For Megan Markle the line would be: Are Megan and Harry in financial trouble because of Megan's spending habits? This is the fourth time she's wearing the same coat!!!.

Otter
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like her for this, no other famous woman will wear the same thing in public twice. She's made a point of saying "Screw THAT", in her ladylike way.

Calypso poet
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

First Lady Dr. Jill Biden has been rewearing things! And people are complaining of course🤦🏻‍♀️

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Violet Olivia
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Exactly. The best thing you can do is buy something quality and keep wearing it. All celebrities and public figures should make “re-wearing” cool. Most eco-friendly thing you can do. Buy it. Love it. Don’t buy more.

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Lynne Monteith
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The same people who would belittle the Royals for rewearing clothing will in their next statment complain that they spend too much money.

Shivangi Bhardwaj
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok so maybe she likes to wear this coat, why did they have to say like that

NK
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They s**t on her when she re-wears clothes and s**t on her when she spends on new clothes. She is the epitome of class, unlike Megxit.

An Co
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I were here, I would insist on wearing that one coat for EVERYTHING until they went a year without mentioning it.

Rod Egret
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What?!? You can wear stuff more than once?!? I will save lots of money from now on...

blugeagua
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow! It's almost as if she actually likes the coat and chooses to wear it often?..... you know ... like all people do.

Chicago Dog Lover
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, this is irrelevant for most of us, but not celebrities who wear things only once. Clothing manufacturing is a major polluter!

Jjiinnee
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Press: Look at her wearing a coat more than once. Also Press: The Royals need to learn to be frugal

Lucy Reeves
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's a nice coat, long sleeve and covers the bum/top of her legs. Ideal for our changeable weather and the colour suits her. Most people buy clothes that are weather-suitable and that look good on them. God forbid she should act like a real human being

Brandy Grote
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's freaking Alexander McQueen! Why wouldn't you want to wear attractive, durable clothing often?

Amy Pattie
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bitch if I owned anything Alexander McQueen you bet your ass I wouldn’t wear anything else. Oh, no, a well-made coat that suits my persona, fits my form well and is comfortable, better not wear it too much! Quality over quantity guys, this will save the world.

Mackenzie Neal
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Contrary to popular belief she can wear an outfit more than once. For all you know she could like the way it looks/ feels.

Katinka Min
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If she wouldn't rewear this coat (which looks fantastic on her), the same paper wopuld complain about wastefulness and privilege.

Hugh Walter
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who's f88king counting? The 'Royal Correspondents', not like they've got anything else to do...

Royer Potts
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Media: the Royals cost money and serve no purpose! Also the media: OMG, she wore the same outfit again!

Davo gifman
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also the fact of how many times she wore the outfit. Ridiculous.

Anke Dieken
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, I'm wearing the same jacket since ... ooof... maybe 20 years? Yes, it's a bit worn out but I ca't find something else I really like for a reasonable price, so... do I get a medal now? ;)

Jill Tremblay
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think that's the same coat. It buttons up different and the color is a tad different. No engagement ring on the picture on the left...(has nothing to do with the coat, just an observation)

Duncan
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So dumb these stories. Would they prefer she wore a different thing everytime wasting untold amounts of money? It is like someone who lights their cigar with a hundred dollar bill.

A-c Van Binsbergen
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

However if William wears the same pair of trousers for the 15th time, nobody seems to care

WA2DK
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ummm...... maybe she likes her coat and isn't a completely wasteful moron. I dunno........

Analyn Lahr
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good for her! Imagine not having a different outfit for every single time you get photographed. Who'd have thought?

Turtle42
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Um. I wear my favourite jacket forever. Then it dies and I cry.

Lyn Moffett
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jeez. I wonder how many times I've worn an item!!! Time to get rid of it lol

MCathenaE
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

With the cost of a McQueen Coat, she had better wear it as many times as possible!

Natalia A
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always marvel at how she never has sweat patches. Ever. How is she not boiling when she's buttoned up like that?!

Lucky2BAlive
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What would happen if people just stopped paying for their lifestyles? Here’s a reality show, they have to move into middle income houses, do their own yard work, cut coupons, and live a regular life for as long as they could. (Oh wait, they sort of already have. Sans the 9 bedroom home in Montecito ans being used by Oprah for ratings and Meghans ego)

Dre Mosley
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't even want to talk about how many days in a row I'll wear the same pair of jeans.

Aurel Chatterjee
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who even notices and writes these headlines? Like, if you see royalty, why are you hung up on their COAT??

Mari Bryant
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Paparazzi hate when celebrities wear the same clothes bc their either can't sell their photos or won't get a high price. Princess Diana famously did this when she went to the gym. The paparazzi staked out her gym, and everyday she wore the same Virgin sweatshirt. She did it to devalue the photos.

Lynn H
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's nice to see famous people wear the same thing more than once. There is no need to wear something only once. It's a waste of money and closet space. And just stupid..

Martha Meyer
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She used to be criticized for "wasting" tax payer money with expensive clothes. That's why it's now frequently pointed out when she wears something again.

Franziska
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wear the same coat almost every day day where's my article?

emily arslain
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you guys change outfits day to day? I wear the same sweats for a week 😂

Llama_flower93
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The reason they post a story about this is because normally they would post about what new outfit she was wearing. She's taking their ammunition so now their post is even more absurd.

Veronica Mars
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I didn't realise that I could wear my coat more than Once! Oh my golly gosh if I'd known that I wouldn't have waited till the only coat that fit me broke at the pocket because it was the best I could afford and it served me two winters, and I wouldn't have bothered to patch it up because I couldn't afford a new coat! WOW! I am so glad you enlightened me about an actual member of the royal family re-using a COAT! Not that it's something that people who don't have a home (or an internet connection to comment on it on) can be picky about! Heaven forbid I wear it mooooooore than OOOOOONNNCE!!!!

IlovemydogShilo
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And there is the rest of who wear the same coat day after day that we we got in the High Street for £20.00

Mark Johansen
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've heard that some desperately poor people have these things called "washing machines" and they wear the same clothes over and over.

Rei
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So I guess we should l have an article about us wearing the same things every few weeks.

Stannous Flouride
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Need I point out that the same folks who laud this would attack Megan Markle for doing the same thing.

WholesomeArmyweeb
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“OMG ashely look at this!” “Omg Rebecca we have to tell the world”

Charlie_The_Gay_Frog
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

UK news: US news: CoViD-19 HaS gOtTeN SuPrIsEnGlY wOrSe dUE tO AnTi-MaSkErS iN AmErIcA

Donna Leske
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nothing against Kate, I think she's likely a lovely person - however what evil was the designer thinking to produce a coat with enormous pockets that you can't put anything bulkier than a stick of gum or you become lumpy? At least take the flaps off! (Kate - have those sleeves tailored, they are a bit too long)

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No Wait!

No Wait!

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Donkey boi
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why is your political affiliation so important to Americans? Are there no people that just don't like any of them? That think, I'll listen to what they say and vote for the person that seems to have the best ideas to me? Nobody that thinks, 'I agree with the Dems on that subject, but disagree with the other thing. And I like the Reps idea on this, but not on that'?

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#25

Truly A Yearly Highlight

Truly A Yearly Highlight

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Carol Emory
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was 7, I lost a tooth. I put it under my pillow for the tooth fairy. The next morning I found a $20 bill under my pillow. I rushed in to the kitchen and said "The tooth fairy gave me 20 bucks!!" My mother looked at my Dad and said "Wow...the tooth fairy was generous!" To which my Dad responds "Probably because it was dark and the tooth fairy couldn't see what he was pulling out of his wallet."

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I’m Sure He Brewed His Own Coffee Too

I’m Sure He Brewed His Own Coffee Too

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#27

Good Firm Handshake Should Open Up Doors..

Good Firm Handshake Should Open Up Doors..

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Connie Bonneville
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The first breakdown would be their wage. The second would be their zero benefits. The third... no pension. This. Is. Genius.

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#28

Is It Even Real??

Is It Even Real??

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Lorraine Geater
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Exactly!!!!!!!!!!! And what's with everyone flying off to far away places to enjoy the sun when I can't visit my parents who live 2 miles away!?

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#29

Why Not Both...

Why Not Both...

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#30

So What Breed Is He

So What Breed Is He

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Anne
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You prefer kids running around at Costco? I prefer them leashed and under control tbh..

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Top Notch

Top Notch

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Frances M
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And all the different flavours, plain, peppermint, spearmint, catnip, the list is admittedly short, but so good...

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#33

Get Shrecked

Get Shrecked

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kasa alex
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Its so weird how Magic Mike is literally a movie about male strippers, yet they still managed to sexualise women/treat women as somewhat of a joke (i.e. its 'funny' but not threatening to see middle-aged women losing it over male strippers), all the while still portraying the men as dominant and strong

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The Elephant In The Room

The Elephant In The Room

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Eppe
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Both understandable. What's the point of calling an obese person fat? They won't magically loose weight and it will probably just make them feel bad. Complimenting a person that has lost weight is a nice thing to do.

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#35

He Needs 8 Months Of Tips

He Needs 8 Months Of Tips

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Robert T
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My gf found a lost phone once, which of course was locked, and we were sitting there wondering what to do with it when it rang and it was the owner's mother. So if you lose your phone, try phoning it, as some nice person may have found it and be trying to work out how best to return in.

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#36

100% Talk To Myself

100% Talk To Myself

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#37

All Colleges Should Offer This

All Colleges Should Offer This

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ThoughtsAreNotFacts
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A terrible reality, but glad there are people who think about what they've learned and don't just have the "too bad, but doesn't affect me" take away

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#38

This Has Potential

This Has Potential

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#42

More Like A Hell-Iday

More Like A Hell-Iday

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Andy Acceber
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm convinced it's a strategy of the hotels so they don't have to feed as many guests breakfast.

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#44

No, No He Has A Point

No, No He Has A Point

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Luther von Wolfen
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I live in Virginia. The sky is hazy because Oregon is on fire. Maybe we'll just stay in this weekend.

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#45

It’s Never Too Late...

It’s Never Too Late...

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#47

I Ain't No Hometown Hunk

I Ain't No Hometown Hunk

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Andy Acceber
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's okay. I'm pretty sure in most of those films, you fall for your secretary/coworker/boss anyway. You'll be okay.

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#50

“Could Use A 7th Bathroom But You Can’t Have It All I Suppose”

“Could Use A 7th Bathroom But You Can’t Have It All I Suppose”

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Seonag Udell
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mum does this every time we go past an estate agent when we go down to Devon or Cornwall.

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#59

Sounds Kinda Nice

Sounds Kinda Nice

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Sarcastic Cow
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The last one - absolutely no problem with it. Also, I would agree that Robert Pattinson or Willem Dafoe were be my colleagues.

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Bird Professor

Bird Professor

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Raven DeathShade
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hummingbirds have feet about the width of sewing needles. Those things are tiny! Their feathers are miniscule. Their "zoom" sounds as they fly from your hand to their freedom are priceless!

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#61

What Is Your Revenge Story?

What Is Your Revenge Story?

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Otter
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And when you dump the landlord, marry his father and take his inheritance!

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#62

Some People Just Don’t Know The Struggle

Some People Just Don’t Know The Struggle

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#63

Land Of The Free (To Call Me Anytime)

Land Of The Free (To Call Me Anytime)

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Nadine Bamberger
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We suffer bravely through socialist health care, economy killing workers unions and overall not being able to live in the greatest country on earth. Pray for us and keep us in your thoughts.

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#64

Cannot Unsee

Cannot Unsee

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#65

Not Exactly Wrong

Not Exactly Wrong

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Frances M
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My ex-boss once said to me that you don’t go to college to learn stuff, you go to prove to future employers that you can stick the mind numbing boredom for years to reach your project end goal.

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#68

"I Just Go Hard On Weekends"

"I Just Go Hard On Weekends"

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#69

This Made My Day

This Made My Day

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Prilsy
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I was that age I had a boyfriend who just jumped out the window, when my mom found out she was just concerned he could've broken his legs

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#72

Y’all Creating Whole Families And I’m Sitting Here Eating Cheetos

Y’all Creating Whole Families And I’m Sitting Here Eating Cheetos

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#73

April 11th - Never Forget

April 11th - Never Forget

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H Edwards
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm still salty over some injustices from childhood. I think those are the ones that stay with you, before you get jaded by life and injustice is just another thing you have to accept.

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#75

Dating Someone Who Isn't As "Online" As You

Dating Someone Who Isn't As "Online" As You

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#77

Netflix Sucks

Netflix Sucks

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Christopher Duffy
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not the 70 million heavily armed neo-nazis who worship someone who plays a business man on reality TV?

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#78

Valid Bewilderment....

Valid Bewilderment....

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#79

“Millennials Are So Lazy...”

“Millennials Are So Lazy...”

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Mohsie Supposie
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Influencer: "You should pay ME to allow you to paint my house and I'll give you mention on my social media!"

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#80

Must Have 4 Years Of Experience

Must Have 4 Years Of Experience

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Lara Verne
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once applied for a job, and they told me I'm hired, and in the span of two weeks they will call me when should I start work. They called me four months later. I went there and quit on second day.

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#82

After All I Put On Your Platelets, This Is How You Do Me?

After All I Put On Your Platelets, This Is How You Do Me?

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#83

Must Have A Cold Glass Of Sweet Tea On The Side

Must Have A Cold Glass Of Sweet Tea On The Side

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#84

Like An Fallen Angel

Like An Fallen Angel

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Aaron W
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What conservative voters can't seem to understand, is that money invested in those who need it doesn't just vanish. It circulates in the economy and eventually ends up back where it started.

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#85

Going Half On Everything

Going Half On Everything

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Anne
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

YES! Team work! each their own specialties, but working together.

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#86

They Blow Up Fireworks For 4 Straight Hours

They Blow Up Fireworks For 4 Straight Hours

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#87

It’s Not A Race!

It’s Not A Race!

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#88

Lemme Lock It Up In The Supermax

Lemme Lock It Up In The Supermax

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Donkey boi
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I got my National Insurance card in England, I got a plastic credit card type thing. Lost it within a year and have never actually needed it. What do you use it for?

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#89

Surprise Shawtyyy

Surprise Shawtyyy

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Carol Emory
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've gotten calls saying someone just charged a $499 iPhone to my card on Amazon and to press a button to confirm or deny the purchase. What they actually get is a click followed by a dial tone.....

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#90

Not Bringing Machetes To Pillow Fights

Not Bringing Machetes To Pillow Fights

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#91

Good Ol' Days

Good Ol' Days

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Prilsy
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait till you're dating in your 40s, it's stories about how you used to be hot

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#92

Find That Happy Balance That Works For You

Find That Happy Balance That Works For You

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Julie C Rose
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hot take: Americans wouldn’t talk about “mental health days” so much if they were given more annual leave. What Americans call “mental health days” are part of the point of having annual leave.

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#93

Heyyyyy Weren’t You Just At CVS?

Heyyyyy Weren’t You Just At CVS?

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Otter
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember seeing a handsome young man at a city park with a view, and then seeing him again a few hours later. And the second time, he was being arrested...

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#94

In Too Deep At That Point

In Too Deep At That Point

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WilvanderHeijden
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's better to go back than to stay in a relationship that's going nowhere.

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#97

I Was Just Tryna Be Nice

I Was Just Tryna Be Nice

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Maneki Neko
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Chatted to a fairly new colleague at work. Told him I was very hungry, had no food, and break was 3 hours to go. He offered me his sandwich. I accepted and ate it straight away. He still recalls „the day I ate his sandwich“. Well, don‘t offer it out of courtesy if you‘re not prepared to loose it. We‘re married 10 years this year. :-)

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#98

Lmao “Cook It Again” Kind Of Makes You Wonder What The First Person To Drink Cows Milk Was Thinking When They Saw It!

Lmao “Cook It Again” Kind Of Makes You Wonder What The First Person To Drink Cows Milk Was Thinking When They Saw It!

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K. Lange
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

in Germany we have "Zwieback", which literally means double baked. It is very crunchy and is very good storable. I love it soaked in cold milk with some chocolate powder as a refreshing summer lunch. It is also great for small kids or people who cannot chew properly :-D

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#99

This Is For Sure My Go To, I’m Not Tryna Do The Back And Fourth!

This Is For Sure My Go To, I’m Not Tryna Do The Back And Fourth!

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