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Periods are the probably the most annoying part of being a woman. They always start unexpectedly and they mess up your emotions while somehow managing to ruin the one pair of panties you really love.

At least there's a silver lining: half of the world gets to experience the same struggle each month, so we're all sisters in this matter. Bored Panda collected some of the funniest posts from Tumblr and Twitter where women share their period horror stories or general thoughts on why periods are truly the satan's sacrificial waterfalls. Be sure to upvote the ones you liked best and share your own stories!

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Ladam
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The average amount of blood lost during a period is 30-40 millilitres (ml) (NHS). So at 35ml avg. times 480 thats 16.8L (4.4 gallons) of blood in a lifetime.

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Shana
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And instead of understanding that there isn't any visitor coming, it all starts over again after that... :P

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Neurotic_Octopus
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's always a thin liquid too, like, I'm not pissing on it. Show me how this thing handles a big thick blood clot!

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Smoofy
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you just DON'T MOVE or speak, or breathe, or sit up, OR GOD FORBID, STAND, then you're all good! YAY

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Tiari
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't start crying, but I am incredibly thin-skinned and quickly pissed, and I always wonder "Who ist this b****y woman?" and then I realize "Oh, tomorrow my period will come, everything is okay."

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Cynthia McDonald
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

just wait until perimenopause where you are actually on your period for 20 days and you start fainting from blood loss. ahhhh good times....

Emma Vink
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've had hypothyroidism and been on my period for 3 weeks at a time about 4 or five times before I started using proper thyroid medication. It was THE WORST!!!!!

My True Form, Apparently
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’VE BEEN ON MINE FOR MORE THAN 20 DAYS AND I’M STILL IN SCHOOL. Can anyone tell me what’s happening?

Cindy Brown
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The end of Menopause is to reach Nirvana! Young girls can only dream of the heaven on Earth.

Milena Radeva
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sweet dreamer. Your period will be the last of your worries when you get to menopause. You'll actually pray to have it for a little longer.

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John Kuki
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7 years ago

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A Calendar that tells time. Damn.. What are they going to invent next?

Somemarbles CarinaFilipe
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

John comes here and tries to be clever. And please, oh please don't deny that calendars have hours, just for the sake of it. Open.the.one.on.your.PHONE!!!

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Le koonz
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone threatened to rip him a new a*****e and he did not believe them...

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Daria B
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay, but this one is serious. It is common knowledge that we women tend to ignore actual symptoms of a real disease because we assume wrong about where our blood comes from.

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Alyssa Kathryn
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Half (at least) of my guy friends will gag, get faintish, or have to leave the room for blood, some of them can't even hear conversations or watch on tv.... Meanwhile all the girls are watching surgeons preform operations on tv while we eat & fix all the bloody injuries- bc the boys are busy cringing at the sight. So funny

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Sweep the Leg
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you think you can't smell it, just go into the girls' restroom in a middle school. The smell is pretty real.

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Zori the degu
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or you just think its gone because there's not a single drop of blood for a whole day and you get the courage to have a walk outside without a pad and... bang! Your favorite underwear is destroyed! Hate periods! First wish if I encounter a genie: "Get me rid of this s**t, I don't even want to have damned babies!"

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Long Joan Silver
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You know what's even worse? Having gastro, then getting your period at the same time. Can't bloody win! Things coming out of both ends (if you know what I mean). Had that happen once before.

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Neurotic_Octopus
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

True Story. I track my own, and last month I wrote "suspiciously easy". Sure enough, I spent the last few days wondering why I was exhausted and achy and crying because my chair broke :p

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#59

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Harley Quinn
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Period pain preview of what to expect when its absent for 9 months

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John L
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Definitely bowl movement cramps. And it almost always happens when you're in public. ;D

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Winter
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, but only because it would be quite messy if he were to go and grab her by her pussy! I mean, he wouldn't want to get blood on his hands, would he!

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mandy the capibara
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

for a moment I thought you were talking about fire breath from.. down there, and I thought: oh no, accidentally sneezing or laughing really would be a disaster then! * someone makes you laugh, you set your chair on fire..

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Isaac Kim
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't understand, why do other women judge? They went/go through it too... O.o

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Laura Drillenburg
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Li Shang: "You ok?" Me: "Imma just go home now. . ." Me: *walks away with a red trail following* (period blood) Li Shang: "What the fu-"

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Sarah Bevan
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Day 8: Sees blood on underwear "Oh God I'm dying what the... wait... adult woman... this is normal. ahhhh"

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Morgan Brock
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If my cat doesn't let me kiss him, I cry anyways. I literally have no excuse.

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Sweetie Cake️‍
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“come on. almost got it. YES! wait n-no! get in that center you little ba$tard… did i do it? ah f-ck it i’m going back to the bathroom.”

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Miraculous Klutz
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Chihuahua! Also deciding whether to drop everything or risk that pair of underwear.

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Sweetie Cake️‍
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i imagine it as my uterus has 7 days to assassinate me and if it fails it retreats and comes back in a month

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