Hahahahaha, nerd talk at its best!!!

these are SOO FUNNY

Anyone else involuntarily read this in Dory's voice?

LMAO (;^ o ^;)

This is the best one yet! :D

The average amount of blood lost during a period is 30-40 millilitres (ml) (NHS). So at 35ml avg. times 480 thats 16.8L (4.4 gallons) of blood in a lifetime.

This literally just made me laugh out loud!!!!

This should be the standard icon symbolizing menstruation.

And instead of understanding that there isn't any visitor coming, it all starts over again after that... :P

just... keep on singing

It's always a thin liquid too, like, I'm not pissing on it. Show me how this thing handles a big thick blood clot!

If you just DON'T MOVE or speak, or breathe, or sit up, OR GOD FORBID, STAND, then you're all good! YAY

And most of them wear white pants! What idiots!

Only fun fact on my tampon box is a warning about Toxic Shock Syndrome

I don't start crying, but I am incredibly thin-skinned and quickly pissed, and I always wonder "Who ist this b****y woman?" and then I realize "Oh, tomorrow my period will come, everything is okay."

just wait until perimenopause where you are actually on your period for 20 days and you start fainting from blood loss. ahhhh good times....

AND on holidays...

Someone threatened to rip him a new a*****e and he did not believe them...

Okay, but this one is serious. It is common knowledge that we women tend to ignore actual symptoms of a real disease because we assume wrong about where our blood comes from.

Half (at least) of my guy friends will gag, get faintish, or have to leave the room for blood, some of them can't even hear conversations or watch on tv.... Meanwhile all the girls are watching surgeons preform operations on tv while we eat & fix all the bloody injuries- bc the boys are busy cringing at the sight. So funny

If you think you can't smell it, just go into the girls' restroom in a middle school. The smell is pretty real.

Baby Daily ... XD

Him: "I'll come back in 5 days".

Or go on a vacation

red wedding in my pants

I like the term "shark week"

As a Zelda fan, my new phrase is "The Blood Moon rises once again" :p

I used "code red I need ammunition"

"Riding the cotton pony"

Week before: Dragon week Week of: Shark week

My daughter threatened to fix me up with a guy named Tom- Uncle Time Of the Month and Aunt Flo. Grumble, ungrateful child, grumble

Mine is shark week with a pre party where velociraptors and great white sharks pre game with a big a*s fight club recreation using their teeth in my uterus

What about the imperial flag then....

Red army

My Aunt Flow is visiting

I say the devils back

I say "the moon sickness" because it makes me feel like a werewolf and 28 day cycle

i say "code red. got backup?"

me and my friends use the term 'I'm on holiday... its raining a lot. I need paper, do you have paper? :

We used "Tom is back" Tom-> Time of the Month

Me , in the '80's it was the Russians, because of the Red Army.

We guys just say to each other she has the painters in

bloody hell...!

you know to run in my flat when someone comes through grumbling that "the communists have arrived'

Or you just think its gone because there's not a single drop of blood for a whole day and you get the courage to have a walk outside without a pad and... bang! Your favorite underwear is destroyed! Hate periods! First wish if I encounter a genie: "Get me rid of this s**t, I don't even want to have damned babies!"

OMG, RIGHT? X'D

I always find tampons in all my purses.

Omg yes!

......AND you don't waste $$ on electric heat pad.

Who else besides me sang this out loud?

I pretend I'm a Viking chieftain who's been wounded in battle.

And not everyone with a penis is a man

:D