The pain is sometimes unbearable and this picture is showing it perfectly.

The best 😂

Accurate.

Or stand up, after sitting down for a period of time...

LMAO, everywhere but the target area, especially when sleeping!

So much this.

Every period = not pregnant = ultimate victory.

Righ? All stressed out about how I'm not going to finish all the work by the end of the week and than IT happens! And all that is left of my plans is trying to stay alive in the middle of those cramps.

So true!!

lol I thought once that I was starting my period and it turned out I actually had a failing kidney and had to be rushed to the emergency room for surgery. Men have no idea lol

IDK about other women, but this is where "period panties' comes in handy, and you start wearing them when you know its coming...

It's so effing annoying! I can plan around it like 3mos out, and EVERY TIME that lil b*tch will wind up being early or late for the next 3 months to ensure it hits right on the day I leave!

Yup

You can look at me wrong and *tears*

EVERYTIME!

It always makes me smile when I see guys buying these for their ladies!

LMAO! them mood swings tho...

Yep.. when I feel like this, I usually check callendar. It's always the same reason :D

Sarah Andersen is my spirit animal

Lmaoo!!!

WHY MOTHER NATURE!!!! WHYYY!!!!!!?????

Or they'd be bragging about the size of their tampons lol

Uterus: okaaayyy your period is over now! Uterus: yup Uterus: it's over... Uterus: : JAHAHAHA JK have some brown sludge

true story

This one made me LOL!!

Oh really???? I think I can.

During that time its really more of a demon

I'm 13, and by this comic, I think I look like 17....

If only.... 😕

Take notes, boys. By telling us you don't want to hear about it because it's Icky, it makes us want to share more gory details with you so you have to suffer with us! XD

No. Such. Thing.

...and right after this slice of cake...and after this pickle...and after this chocolate bar... oh...well played! (my boyfriend knows how to protect his life)

True story...

It's diffrent and funny :)

Ahhhahahahaaaaaa!!!!!

Lol so cute

I have to correct that the eggs are there from the beginning, it's just the lining our dear uterus slaves for the entire month

Me. This afternoon. Yeah, that happened.

Being a lesbian, that's never a celebration I have to have lol

I am neither of these. Because I am not woman. When I get my period it's basically my body being transphobic. I get hella dysphoria and I have severe anxiety about blood leaking through my pants and people seeing it and it would be embarassing. WHEN CAN I GET THAT GODDAMN SURGERY?!?

Both . At The Same Time

There's also the one crying on the toilet because she's not pregnant but wishes that she was.

Cat?

I’m number 1....

I'M THE FIRST ONE.

...when both wife and lover/girlfriend told me they've not conceived albeit having frequent unprotected intercourse with me- I'd give my left testicle for a new baby! Nothing big to celebrate and yes, I'm a polygamist!

Totally sterile so I'm always the first one. Ugh!

Guess I am both: the "not pregnant" one during the first five minutes, the other girl the remaining days...

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I dont have my periods im 33 last period i had was age 14 and im straight and not getting pregnat is a celebration for me and its not cause im gay which i am not i am a straight woman who just does not want kids and neather does the guy i am engaged to so just cause its a celebration not bieng pregnet does not make u gay it could just mean a straight couple just doesent want kids some people are like that thats why im on depo