With a 280-character limit, there's not much room for long-winded stories, explanations or jokes on X. The platform, formerly known as Twitter, has become renowned for funny, fast and fabulous clapbacks, one-liners, and witty remarks. If someone offends you, you'll need to think on your feet, and out the box, if you want to respond. Lest the insult becomes history in a matter of minutes.
As always, X users were on top form in 2024, with a bunch of epic roasts that left burn marks right into the new year. Many didn't hold back, and dished out the sassiest, snarkiest, most savage snapbacks for those who dared to troll them. So good they were that someone out there just had to screenshot. Bored Panda has scoured the net for the best posts of people getting roasted better than a Thanksgiving turkey.
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That Should Do It
Blaming Young People For Being Triggered
In 1960 Ruby Bridges had to be escorted into school through a cordon of FBI agents as the first black child in a non-segregated school. She walked passed dozens of adults who hurled insults and actual rocks at her for going to school. A little 6 year old girl. And if that visual isn't enough, consider that EVERY SINGLE PARENT from her class withdrew their kids. She was entirely alone due to the COWARDACE, RACISM, HATRED, and above all FEAR of the people from the 50s and 60s. Guys like Bob Manning can go f**k themselves!
You expect an idiotic comment as soon as you see the "No step on snek" flag
Hey, don’t bring the snek into this, he’s innocent as long as you don’t step on him
Load More Replies...True. Many of them grew up to elect the kind of corrupt and traitorous filth whom their fathers fought and died protecting their country from.
No white man in this country should display the Gadsen Flag. “Don’t tread on me?” This entire country is designed and operated for the comfort of white men. The only time they feel tread upon is when the people who are actually being stomped on demand their fair share of this nations bounty.
True. No wussies in the 50's and 60's. No seat belts, no bike helmets, because death and debilitating injuries were no big deal to us tough guys.
I'll preface this with I may be missing something, perhaps the name or something but how do we know this original comment is intended about race? The reply does mention this, which is a valid comment, however the replies on here (BP) are all jumping on that, and the original post and throwing negativity towards that person. Am I missing something? Or are people just assuming and following suite?
As soon as you see a "Don't Tread On Me" flag you can pretty much depend on there being a racial component involved.
Load More Replies...As a kid who grew up in the 50's I can tell you I had a lot of power over these issues.
what he means is they could take a punch, so hes strong on the outside. but inside, he's a delicate flower.
HMMMMMMM, interesting. Clearly the American version. We didn't have that problem here.
That wasn't the entire USA Nation, only about 13 States in the bottom half of the southeastern portion of the United States. You, yourself are discriminatory when you paint the entire US with such a 'broad brush.'
Jim Crow laws are a shameful part of US history IMO but it was hardly all Americans. I lived through the 60s on the west coast and never saw/heard of them until I was older and learned about them in school. I was brought up to treat everyone the same / based on the kind of person they were, not skin color / religion. I would not have worded it like Bob but to some degree he is right. I don't mean we were all street fighters (lol). But you just didn't hear about things like, "My french fries were cold" or "my flight was delayed"..... "so I'm suing for a million dollars.
"Victimized By The Patriarchy"
Well Then Rip
This Dude Just Got Aborted
Announcers? Like at a sporting event? Or a doctor giving a family a medical update on their family members who just underwent a serious medical procedure? Hmmm.
Please Keep Your Advice, Give Me That 100k
Rich people: Working for your money is something to be grateful for. Also Rich people when they have to work for their money: Can’t someone else do it?
Accurate But Sad
Logically Laid To Rest
What Is This New Fangled Email You Speak Of?
Outlook is new software? And if after six months you still do not understand it I will get a technophobic elderly relative to explain it.
It Make Ya Think
Bone Apple Feet
Pronouns Are An Integral Part Of English
You will never catch me using pronouns, I stand firmly against their use.
He Did Not Come To Play
Why Are They So Baggy Though?
Here For My Speedboat Prescription
If you want "good" music look up William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Might Be The Most British Insult I’ve Ever Seen
That's A Weirdly Accurate Insult
Rip Penn State
Techbros Inventing Things That Already Exist Example #9885498
Being Delusional In The Internet Just Screams For An Insult
Pig Bank Better Than Bofa
Fair Take Tbh
Do It Yourself
See, I hate people who go to someone else and expect them to go real cheap because it’s “easy work”. If you’re gonna ask other people to do your chores, you should expect to have to pay for it. It’s clearly not work you *want* to do, which is why you’re not doing it.
Am I Hearing Boss Music?
The Spiritual Sucessor To Veggietales Facts
What's so good about playing kick about with an inflated pigs bladder? Give me Lego any day.
Worlds Greatest Comeback
This Gen Is So Cooked
All Of Them
My Roommate Is So Unserious
Their Bio Didn’t Lie Either
"Can You Do This Report With Someone Who Doesn't Have That British Accent?"
British Broadcasting Corporation, not Company.
Roast Belt
That’s One For The Roster
This Is An Old Classic
Actually Made Me Laugh
Never Trust A DNA Test
I'm probably about 3,5% neanderthal by the results in the extended family so I'm gonna appropriate the cave painting chique
He Really Does
As The Crowd Cheered On
Says right there on the box: "Do not leave in direct sunlight. Do not give to children under 36 months. May contain nuts. Not tested on animals. Please email us if you would like the vegan-friendly alternative."
I Don't Play With This
I Have No Words
Nah, Bro Did Her Dirty
Who's Fighting For Fourth Place?
May Be The Best Response Ive Ever Read
Sunny Day In England Must Be Rare Huh
Asking Dumb Questions
The Hotel Owners' Heartfelt Absence
The Holy Trinity Of Trying To Teach Someone What Prefixes Are
Common Gamer Fate
Sure, that's the only time people grind their teeth...Mind you, it's a bit of a self-burn if this is made up
I Don't Have A Clever Title
Does This Text I Just Received Qualify?
This cutting off content is BS. Someone should copy the list of the cut off stuff and make their own post with the remaining content that is now behind a paywall...
They want you to pay 5 bucks a month to continue. OR you could just wait a week and the list will be reposted as new here and on dozens of others sites.
Load More Replies...Really BP? YOU rip your content off other sites and you want to charge us to read it?
Exactly! They copy FREE content and try to charge for it 🤣
Load More Replies...What do you call a website that pilfers other websites for content, and then tries to charge for it? Bored Panda.
what do you call the only social website not blocked at my school so i only go on it because im desperate?? bored panda
Load More Replies...Number 67 and 69 weren't comebacks, they were just straight up insults.
When I get to the "subscribe now" banner, I just laugh. It is ridiculously hilarious to me that BP thinks I'm going to pay for content that I can just stroll over to reddit and read for free. Also, I'm here because I'm wasting time. I'm bored. I'm not so invested in any one post that I'm going to shell out money to keep reading. I'll just move on to the next. A post has 30 entries and you only want to show me 15? Cool, I'll read the 15 and then move onto a different post. Why on earth am I gonna pony up actual money?
The people who pay for Premium probably buy DLC for games they don't have.
^ This is the sickest burn on this entire list.
Load More Replies...On a message board, some racist dolt made fun of a smiling track athlete from an African country (I forget which) with some comment about "how does he close his mouth?" [......................] A respondent said, "Considering that everyone where you live is missing half their teeth, I get your concern." [......................] A different respondent said, "First round knockout."
Fun fact: Only about 20% of the world's population speak English. The other 80% speak - gasp - whole other languages! 🤯
Load More Replies...This cutting off content is BS. Someone should copy the list of the cut off stuff and make their own post with the remaining content that is now behind a paywall...
They want you to pay 5 bucks a month to continue. OR you could just wait a week and the list will be reposted as new here and on dozens of others sites.
Load More Replies...Really BP? YOU rip your content off other sites and you want to charge us to read it?
Exactly! They copy FREE content and try to charge for it 🤣
Load More Replies...What do you call a website that pilfers other websites for content, and then tries to charge for it? Bored Panda.
what do you call the only social website not blocked at my school so i only go on it because im desperate?? bored panda
Load More Replies...Number 67 and 69 weren't comebacks, they were just straight up insults.
When I get to the "subscribe now" banner, I just laugh. It is ridiculously hilarious to me that BP thinks I'm going to pay for content that I can just stroll over to reddit and read for free. Also, I'm here because I'm wasting time. I'm bored. I'm not so invested in any one post that I'm going to shell out money to keep reading. I'll just move on to the next. A post has 30 entries and you only want to show me 15? Cool, I'll read the 15 and then move onto a different post. Why on earth am I gonna pony up actual money?
The people who pay for Premium probably buy DLC for games they don't have.
^ This is the sickest burn on this entire list.
Load More Replies...On a message board, some racist dolt made fun of a smiling track athlete from an African country (I forget which) with some comment about "how does he close his mouth?" [......................] A respondent said, "Considering that everyone where you live is missing half their teeth, I get your concern." [......................] A different respondent said, "First round knockout."
Fun fact: Only about 20% of the world's population speak English. The other 80% speak - gasp - whole other languages! 🤯
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