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Unless you have been pretty fortunate in life so far, chances are you’ve endured a period of office work or any other kind of work that sucked.
There are plenty of things about the nature of employment that can make it extremely unpleasant. From long hours and boring, unsuitable work, to colleagues that irritate and a smug, overbearing boss, the fantasy of telling them all where to shove it and giving your resignation letter in class can become overwhelmingly tempting!
This list compiled by Bored Panda is about funny people who did exactly that. Forget about leaving on good terms, politely handing in your two weeks notice and not burning bridges. Burn them down, baby! Down to the floor! Do it with a funny poster so they'll remember! These people acted out their fantasies, hatched in those dark, miserable days of workplace misery, and flounced out with a flourish. Scroll down to check out the list of the best ways to quit job below, and don’t forget to vote for your favorite!
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#1
So, My Brother-In-Law Has Resigned From His 9-To-5 Job In Spectacular Fashion. Jerry Maguire Meets Masterchef
velocirrober 7 years ago
He must still be doing well. His website is up and running.
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just a thought ! 7 years ago
Nice way to advertise and be sweet to your coworkers ... That's called killing two birds with one stone
Phil Boswell 7 years ago
I would say that rather than burning bridges he's building whole new ones with that cake ;-)
Kimberly Robinson 7 years ago
Unique. And, it's not easy to pipe your signature, believe me. If he weren't in the UK, I'd look up his website and order something.
DancingToMyself 7 years ago
I would like to ask him exactly that. :D How he managed to sign that up?
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Misty Evergreen 7 years ago
It's always great when you see something so positive. I makes me feel a little sad on the inside when I see revenge stories.
Rafaella Bueno 7 years ago
Yeah, this guy was great about it. Just a nice explanation, a gift cake, and some advertisement for his new business.
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#2
People At A Store At My Mall Got Fed Up With The Way Their Manager Treated Them
John L 7 years ago
I wonder if Jamie has actually read the writing on the wall, and taken it to heart?
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Jake Thiele 7 years ago
"You abuse your roll." I wouldn't want to work for someone who mistreats bread either.
Joe Harris 7 years ago
That's what my ex-wife told me when I was diagnosed with Stage III Cancer. Been in remission 7 years now, remarried to an awesome lady and have a beautiful child. Boom!
Kelly 7 years ago
I wish you good luck for your future, a family is an important support for our life and you seem to be postive thinking!
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Kevin Donegan 7 years ago
When you want a written message to have optimal impact, it helps to spell the words correctly ... "You ABUSE your roll ..." The right word is "role."
Sabal Minor 7 years ago
Someone as narcissistic as this manager sounds wouldn't even notice and probably didn't read that far down. Why do asshokes always get ahead in life? I've had these kinds to work under many times.
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Bored Fangirl 7 years ago
I've seen all the comments of people who were bothered by the mistake in the message, and to be honest, it bothered me too, but I'm still proud of them for taking a stand for themselves. They (or at least one of them) have/has neat handwriting, so hey, I'm cool with it. At least we could read it!
Kristin Connon 7 years ago
*role, not roll. I'm an @$$. I know. Not as big of an @$$ as Jamie tho...
Megan FitzKimble 7 years ago
I hate to admit it, but this misspelling detracted from the wow-factor for me too. I see this sign, and I think that they must have really thought about what they wanted to say - so it sucks that they spelled something wrong. I'm so crazy that I will spellcheck myself before I write in my freaking journal. Like c'mon, Megan - you're the only one reading this thing, LITERALLY NO ONE will notice or care if you spell it wrong, but alas - I care.
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Jordy Star 7 years ago
my grandmother had breast cancer and had to go through surgery but she is back on her feet now.
Clive James 7 years ago
I bet Jamie thinks he's a stable genius with all the best words and the epitome of people skills. One day that other stable genius will wake up and find out that 66% of Americans quit while he was tweeting at 3AM.
Debbie Andersson 7 years ago
Whut, like a deadly disease is not reason enough to take time off from your job?? What a complete a*****e.
#3
One Of My Co-Workers Quit Today. We Found This On His Desktop
Phoebe Bean 7 years ago
And what happened? What are the consequences of "Ignore" or "HR"? The suspense is killing me!!
Daria B 7 years ago
If you click on "HR...", as specified, you find out how badly it f*cked up. "Ignore" is the "cancel" button. It tends to make the error message reappear every now and then as you use the computer.
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Maike 7 years ago
so there you have the instructions! Do the right thing now! Do not treat your employes /colleagues like sh*t.
The Cappy 7 years ago
And you assume he's not actually the one who's the sh*t why?
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Rafaella Bueno 7 years ago
I'm rather curious as to whether this is an actual error message or a desktop background that looks like one. They did they designer, and didn't specify of what, not sure if they can code.
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Molly Block 7 years ago
Brilliant! I so much wish I could click "HR" to see how badly he f&cked up!
#4
This Is My Friend's Resignation "Letter"
Julie Lynn 7 years ago
CHEERS!! A Toast to employee No. 119 !! This shows Class, Gratitude, Creativity, and Great Taste!! I wish it were higher on the rankings. TWO Thumbs UP!! If I could, I would vote twice! CHEERS!!
Kimberly Robinson 7 years ago
I daresay that the bottle full of liquor will take the sting out of having to do employee interviews for the next few weeks.
#5
My Two Week Notice
Ashiah Rainwing 7 years ago
I'm sure that the "name" they blocked out is actually, "A*****e".
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Cynna Ael Xander 3 years ago
Also for bereavement- mandatory 5 days for a parent. If she worked long enough, might have qualified for FMLA.
Load More Replies... Molly Block 7 years ago
This person kept her emotions under control. If *I* had written that letter, it would have been much much worse, full of cuss words and insults and a lot of "i don't give a f&cks' I do believe...
Heather Johnson 7 years ago
Good for them! Love when people stand up for themselves! What an awful boss.
Donut_Addiction 7 years ago
What a b****y boss but you roasted him but srsly HER MOTHER DIED OF A F*****G DISEASE
Johanna Kidd 7 years ago
Theres a better job out there for someone to find...Good luck with your future
#6
My Buddy Quit His Job At The Gas Station
Patrick McKenna 7 years ago
That's a very friendly resignation statement I'm sure given the green light, for comedic effect... because one can think of more colorful language if tension were involved.
Charlotte Brine 7 years ago
Who's Mike,and why are we dropping him?? Is Mike the bosses name...?
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Saw This At Bed Bath And Beyond
Gayle Bynum Cardosa 7 years ago
In high school I inserted sentences like this into my work about my teacher because I suspected he didn't read any of the papers and arbitrarily graded based on whether or not he liked the students. The things I wrote got worse and worse. Horrible things. He never noticed.
Carmen Devore-Blakestad 7 years ago
HAHAHA! Damn, I'm gonna have to read those tags more closely from now on.
#8
A Co-Worker Posted Pictures Of Himself In Random Places When He Quit. This Is The Back Of A Clock, And He Quit 2 Years Ago
Sheila Weila 7 years ago
Oh, oh, oh, we could hide pictures of ourselves in our stuff for our spouse or kids to find after we die, like a postmortem hide and seek.
Sancha Fung 7 years ago
This person is a legend. I would love to troll my family by doing that. (no, I'm not leaving them, it's just a prank)
Weim Central 7 years ago
My hope is that it is actually an arm with a plastic food service glove over the closed hand...
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#9
When A Big Box Retail Worker Just Can't Take It Anymore
Cherissa White 7 years ago
All upside down... Except the Cocoa Krispies! My OCD doesn't like this person...
Destiny Cobb 2 years ago (edited)
Aussereal (Portmanteau of "Aussie" and "Cereal". Pronounced as [Aw-Cereal])
Carmen Devore-Blakestad 7 years ago
This looks like it's in a Target store (US chain). If I walked into Target and saw this, I'd just die laughing. Priceless!
#10
This Is How You Quit
#11
I Quit My Job Today...
Carmen Devore-Blakestad 7 years ago
This guy is like my husband. He won't call in sick, EVER!
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_WEIRD_ONE_ 7 years ago
because f**k you... soooo right! i cant find the word for it, so ill just say this... it fits every bad description in the world (not literally)
#12
A Friend Posted His Resignation White Board
Lucida 7 years ago
Haha, "Can I still ues you guys as a reference?". Don't think you would want to use them as reference...
Kristin Connon 7 years ago
I got a bad reference once from a manager with a bad reputation (I quit because of that reputation) and it only sealed the deal on my new job. My new employer only needed to talk to the guy for about 5 minutes before they believed the reasons I gave them for quitting. They liked that I wouldn't put up with that B.S.
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Gillian Black 7 years ago
shake at the knees stuff, but i would watch your back, this is one of the best
#13
Best Way To Quit A Job
#14
My Coworker Went All Wet Seal On Our Boss Today
Kimberly Robinson 7 years ago
Something similar happened to me at work. In my case, the guy wasn't drunk. He was just jealous because we worked on a commission basis and I was always one of the top producers. (It was an extra, part-time job.) So, while I was on the phone, closing someone for a tidy sum, he yanked the back of my chair to cause me to stumble in what I was saying. Little did he know that a native New Yorker isn't put off from talking that easily. He claimed he mistook my coat for his and was trying to grab it, which is B.S., of course, because why would his coat be on my chair? I called him on his nonsense and he then got verbally aggressive. Others heard him make the threats. My lazy boss, who never showered, was reluctant to fire him because he was also a top producer. I was mad as heck but I said, you know what? You are going to have to fire him, sooner or later, because he's going to get more out of control. Low and behold, two weeks later, he caused so trouble that Stinky had to get rid of him.
Gillian Black 7 years ago
lol this is funny why are bos's not all but some just so far up their own butts
#15
Look What My Coworker And I Left On The Break Room Table Today
Carol Williams 7 years ago
I would have left a further note: "Eat it, I dare you..."
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Rainbo 7 years ago
Hahahah, that's a genius idea. if only that's truly what these are.. Guess we'll never know. But I just imagine the look on everyone's face when they see "free cake", only to be disappointed when they cut in, and realize it's a brick w frosting xD
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Beverly Palmacci 7 years ago
Very considerate of their co-workers! Something sweet to remember them by.
#16
My Ex-Manager Wouldn't Give Me My Last Paycheck Without A Resignation Letter
Chris Daemon 7 years ago
A verbal statement could be contested by both sides (regarding paychecks), so a *dated* resignation letter would cover everyone's behind.
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bart simpson 3 years ago
Last check: Pay to the order of ex-employee last amount due, dated two weeks from today,. Came back as insufficient funds!
#17
My Husband's Letter Of Resignation
#18
I Just Quit My Job The Best Way I Know How
Daria B 7 years ago
A bit off topic, but that date wakens my mathematical instincts. 8/8/16.....
Kristin Connon 7 years ago
I like you, Daria B. You see the same squirrels that I do! :D
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BusLady 7 years ago
Some employers don't deserve a 2 wks notice. Some don't except it and let you go asap.
Blue Cicada 7 years ago
Professional courtesy to provide 2 weeks' notice. Employer _must_ __accept__ it--they can't force you to keep your job. Employer might choose to take you off the schedule immediately, though.
Load More Replies... Julie Lynn 7 years ago
When you can't find the words yourself, Hallmark to the rescue :) I think it is a soft way of breaking the news and shows you care enough to at least spend a couple of your hard earned dollars to break the news. I like it :)
#19
Entire Crew Quit Today At Local Restaurant
Gillian Black 7 years ago
yeah can see the owner now jumping up and down and swearing because he is losing custom
Blue Cicada 7 years ago
I'm a pleasant and easy going person, but when I witness mistreatment of employees I _will_ call corporate to report the details. If it's a small business, I'll speak to the owner.
#20
The Other Day I Handed In My Resignation Poem Informing CVS Of My Last Day And Giving Them My Two Weeks Notice (Yes, As A Poem)... I Was Told That My Store Manager, Scott, Loved It. I Hope You All Do Too
Julie Lynn 7 years ago
A round of applause I send to you Your sincerity and reasons are well-written and true Your caring style and creative touch Obviously they will miss very much Your creativity here is shown with a smile You would be an asset for any company mile after mile :) Good Luck and Beautifully Done!! :) :)
#21
This Is How I Turned In My 2 Week Notice Today At My Job I Hate
#22
This Is How You Quit Your Shitty Third Shift Gas Station Job
Sancha Fung 7 years ago
I love this!!! Of course it's the boss's fault unless you did something. What are you going to do? Wait out there until he comes? No way. You did the right thing. You shouldn't be fired
Kristin Connon 7 years ago
Hey, he locked the doors, and used the correct form of 'your'. I like Joe.
Gillian Black 7 years ago
wake up call , dont treat people like they are nothing, every one is worth something no matter what
Shelly Graham 3 years ago
Funny story, my boss also no showed for her shift. When I followed protocol and called her there was no doubt she was drunk. She asks if there's anyone hanging around the store who can cover for her. I'm like, "Do you mean a random person?" She meant another employee. Then she fires me without saying anything (just removed me from the schedule). She's now doing a 15 year prison sentence for embezzling over $150,000.00 from this small locally owned gas station/liquor/convenience store. Found out she fired me because I was too observant & was afraid I'd catch on. She was already under investigation.
#23
How My Buddy Todd Gave His Notice At His Job. This Is Classic Todd
#24
My Wife Just Quit The Job That Made Her Cry Nearly Every Day For Two Years. I Couldn't Prouder
Thomas Es Thomas 7 years ago
I got canned for using FMLA. Can't prove it, but they made my life hell for six months after my Broken Leg. Then they had their most junior manager fire me. I felt bad for the guy. Funny thing is, none of those managers work there anymore. They all got fired over a few months time. :(
Beth Arriaga 7 years ago
Walmart is horrible to its employees AND customers. Not to mention its vendors, contractors, subs etc. They think they are superior to everyone else. (Since this is the truth, it isn't slander. )
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Gwinevere von Ludwig 7 years ago
Wal-Mart is one of the biggest employers in the US. It also treats its workers the crappiest.
Ryan-Michele Eagleton 7 years ago
I worked at Walmart for a whopping month. I got so frustrated with the lack of training, lack of direction, lack of organization, and lack of anything to literally DO during my shift. I could never track down a manager who knew what I was supposed to be doing, and after a month they still hadn't gotten me a login to the system so I could ring up customers. They consistently gave me more shifts than I asked for (it was a second job and I was pregnant - they knew this). To top it off, my coworker, who had been there a couple of years, told me it was always like that and I should just take a lot of extra long breaks to pass my shift. I literally could not figure out why I was there, why they thought they needed someone to walk around aimlessly for four hours in the evening doing absolutely nothing. It was so ridiculous. I just quit showing up, and I swear to God, when I went to pick up my last check, THEY DIDN'T REALIZE I HADN'T BEEN COMING TO WORK. Unbelievable.
Blue Cicada 7 years ago
I am always super nice to Walmart employees, because I've witnessed their mistreatment first hand. It's clearly part of the corporate structure.
Cristina Loayza 7 years ago
As a sometime visitor to your lovely country, I can say that that Walmart employees are the saddest I have seen in the many stores visited, and not in just one state. Is there no UNION you can make noise with ?
Blue Cicada 7 years ago
Several large US companies forbid their employees to form or join a union (Walgreens, Meijer, and I'm pretty certain Walmart, to name a few). The argument is that unions are money making scams to make the leaders rich, while the regular members have to settle for lower pay, lower standards than they would be able to negotiate on their own. Employees are even required to sign a form swearing that they won't join a union. I'm certain that high employee turnover rate and low worker satisfaction have nothing to do with the lack of unions (she added sarcastically).
Load More Replies... Gillian Black 7 years ago
big firms small hearts . big targets so everyone suffers, managers come and go we are all human except for the BIG BOSS'S who sit in big chairs on big butts doing nothing , they have smaller boss.s for that
Holly Hobby 7 years ago
I worked at that hell hole for a year during college. Worst job I've ever had. Deplorable how they run the stores and treat the staff who actually work. I haven't shopped there since and never will again.
Amy Fisher 7 years ago
I once met a Vietnam veteran who had this written on the back of his Army jacket: “When I die I’m going to heaven, because I’ve already been to hell.” I suppose one can also apply this to former Walmart employees.
Nubmaeme 7 years ago
Actually, that works for ANY retail worker, not just Wal-Mart ones. I spent 27 years in retail, the last 15 with WM. We used to have a little saying "Hell doesn't scare me. I work retail."
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This Guy Called His Boss, Quit His Job, Set This Auto Responder And Then Left The Building
Molly Block 7 years ago
Not very exciting or creative. He didn't leave with a bang. More like a small pop.
Sudoc 7 years ago
The first time I read this, I thought you said "a small poop."
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My Friend's Resignation Letter
Monika Soffronow 7 years ago
Well, men are not the only ones capable of sexual harassment. Somehow I believe his ex-boss May will understand exactly why he wrote that.
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Gillian Black 7 years ago
way to go why do people think you are some sort of underdog in this world
Johanna Zamora 7 years ago
Spencer probably had to actually work at his job and broke a sweat.
#27
For This Towel Day: Here Is How I Quit My Last Job. Sorry For The Low Picture Quality
Carol Williams 7 years ago
And remember you can fly if you miss the ground when you fall....
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kkathleen517 7 years ago
I don't get it. Someone please explain this to me. I guess I'm a dummy..sorry
Magpie 7 years ago
No you are not a dummy. You just didn't know about Douglas Adams and the Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy things.
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Magpie 7 years ago
It is a Douglas Adams reference. T.V and books. " The Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy " Sorry cannot remember the names of the rest of the books.
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#28
We Can Still Be Friends Though, Right?
Gillian Black 7 years ago
most jobs are like this quit and sometimes you get offered a bit more if they like you
#29
Saw This When I Clocked Off My Break Today And Lost My Shit
bart simpson 3 years ago
She's got knowledge beyond the requirements of this job to program this message in the cash register.
Jasmyn Du Bois 7 years ago
And it's not the taboo in Europe like it is in the US. It's used much the same as b***h or a*****e is here.
#30
This Is How I Rage Quit At My Last Job. Love Hate Messages At Work
#31
My Buddy Quit His Job Today, Announced The News To His Co-Workers With This Cake
#32
A Friend's Co-Worker Quit With Great Style
#33
This Taco Bell Worker
Ntosh 7 years ago
I don't understand what their problem is. It seems almost everywhere, every country they are the same. I am amazed by how they ill treat their staff. Makes me wonder if it's a power thing, they perhaps try to exert the little power they have on the people. I have heard so many stories from so many people of the ill treatment I am starting to think that maybe they go to some school to be trained to treat employees the worst.
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Molly Block 7 years ago
LOL Earlier today, when I first started reading this thread, the word "F&CK" was right there, not blacked out. Guess some lamer complained about it. Damn.
#34
Today I Handed In The Most Delicious Letter Of Resignation Ever
Susanna S-S 7 years ago
It's printed, not hand-piped. Like those photos they do with, only it's of text and not a person. LOL
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_WEIRD_ONE_ 7 years ago
LOL I READ THE TOP ONEE... SCROLL DOWN AND REALIZED IT DIDN'T HAVE TO BE THAT HARD... LOL
#35
Friend's Official Resignation Letter From Bank Of America
ALIYAH ALLEN 7 years ago
ummm.... i will be leaving in 2 weeks that's going to be grrrrrrreeeeaaaat!
Christopher Preston 7 years ago
Yeaaaaah. I'm gonna have to...ummm...sort of agree with this. This resignation letter is grrrreaaaat.
Daniel Mattock 3 years ago
“Yyyyeah if you could go ahead and not resign, that’d be grrrrrreat”
#36
My Coworker Quit Today... Boss Was Not As Amused As We Were
#37
My 2 Weeks Notice
Gillian Black 7 years ago
is it always fast food or food out lets that think you are nothing if you have a job there, maybe you like that type of work and why not, no one needs to be classed on what you do for work everyone is needed
#38
This Is How You Quit
Blue Cicada 7 years ago
Recognition? Recommendation? OH! RESIGNATION!!! Yeah, I think this note qualifies.
Load More Replies... Heather Johnson 7 years ago
And now we are all gonna have Rick Astley in our heads for the rest of the day...I ain't even mad.
#39
A Friend Of Mine Just Quit His Job By Giving His Boss A Framed 8x10 Of This
#40
I Quit My Job Of 5 Years Today. I Like To Think I Went Out In The Same Manner I Worked - Not Taking Myself Too Seriously
#41
My Mom Is So Extra She Really Did All This Just To Quit Her Job
#42
The Chipotle In Downtown State College Is Closed After Employees Left This Note About Sweatshops
Carmen Devore-Blakestad 7 years ago
Chipotle sits there and claims to be all "employee friendly", super eco friendly, all natural, blah, blah, blah. They're exactly the same as every other chain. They take advantage of their employees and sell mediocre product. Won't go back there.
Gillian Black 7 years ago
dont buy the product if not sold well they will be forced to close or rethink their way of treating people
#43
My Sister Quit Her Job At Mc Donalds After 7+ Years, I Like Her Way Of Leaving
ALIYAH ALLEN 7 years ago
now hiring people who will actually put up with this s**t for 7 years
Ntosh 7 years ago
I don't get this one. Is she saying McD is hiring losers? I think that is mean to the co-workers.
Lisa Marie Havener 7 years ago
I am pretty sure this sign is not someone quitting, but an advertisement for hiring CLOSERS.
#44
Mrw I Quit My Job But Want A Good Reference
#45
I Quit My Job And Got This Cake On My Last Day
Maike 7 years ago
man you waste good cake on bad people... give the cake to me... quit on paper, i got it: send me the cake- i send you a prewritten resigning notice... scented if you like- smell of your choice....
Blue Cicada 7 years ago
Know what? Let's just send a picture of the cake and eat the original without them.
Load More Replies... Nadine Ducca 7 years ago
Wait, did you "get" the cake as in you bought it to take to work, or did you "get" the cake as in you received it as a farewell gift?
Lisa Marie Havener 7 years ago
Did you get the cake and give it to your soon-to-be ex-job or did they give it to you, knowing that your 2 weeks was up?
Rainbo 7 years ago
I quit a job once, and because they were so sweet and liked me as an employee--they got me a cake that said "Good luck!" I was so surprised!! and nowadays I look back, and think man I should have just stayed there! I could've been manager by now.. haha hindsight is always 20/20 though, right? ;)
Logan Duffy 3 years ago
just the nice cursive icing,elegant design,and impeccable decoration make the"See you in hell" part even more hilarious
#46
A Computer Programmer Created His Own Version Of Super Mario, With An "I Quit!" Message And Sent It Around His Office
#47
I Quit My Current Job For A Better One. This Is How I'm Leaving The Griddle For Them In The Morning
Gillian Black 7 years ago
we all have to start somewhere if we dont have a degree but we are human and expect to be treated as one , these days a job is a job except if your the boss then you can be a AHole and that aint good
BusLady 7 years ago
Unfortunately, many people end up working these awful jobs all their lives. Before you judge, there are many reasons for this. Mental or physical illness, disability, substance abuse, lack of being able to go to college or trade school, family obligations,etc.
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Best Resignation Letter Ever From A Graphics Designer
Marcin Barczyński 7 years ago
Really? Because I think this is creative and outside the box. Kind of what you'd expect from a designer.
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#49
I've Been Working At Five Guys For Almost Four Years And I Wanted To Put In My 2 Week Notice The Best Possible Way
#50
Someone Quit Hardee's The Right Way In My Friends Hometown
Christine Piette 7 years ago
I feel like the employer wouldn't want you around for the two weeks in these kinds of cases.
#51
You Can't Just Submit A Boring Resignation To A Candy Store
#52
How Am I Supposed To Put A 2 Week Notice In When My Managers Don't Come To Work
Gillian Black 7 years ago
hey they have little people to do the work so they can play around doing nothing.
#53
McDonalds Breakup Letter
Sandra Mason 7 years ago
I quit a mcdonald's after 4 hours. no notice. just dropped off the crappy uniform.
#54
Resigned From My Job. My Friends Said I Should Post Up My Letter Of Resignation
#55
I Turned In My Two Weeks Notice At Home Depot The Other Day. This Was My Letter Of Resignation
Shawn Wright 7 years ago
God...Home Depot. I worked there, and got put on unpaid leave due to migraines. I also almost passed out from heat exhaustion after making a sarcastic comment earlier that about lack of water outside and 'faking' passing out. So, HR and the manager thought I was joking, and insisted I come back to work when I had not been medically cleared. I went in to take in a doctors note excusing me for another day and they expected me to work THAT DAY. I came in wearing cut off shorts and a tie dye tshirt. I'm like "do I LOOK like I'm ready to work". So I quit then and there, and of course, they insisted on written resignation, etc. Never been to that store since. Also reported to OSHA the lack of drinking water in garden department.
Shawn Wright 7 years ago
The sarcastic comment was made at the beginning of my shift to another cashier. My falling out was well after she had left for the day. It was a real heat related injury- a customer said I looked so bad he was about to call an ambulance...I still have issues with heat to this day.
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Leslie Crittenden 3 years ago
Beautiful! It probably went right over their heads but I love this. Congratulations.
#56
Put My Notice In At Work Today
Greg T 7 years ago
Please say this was a grade school volunteer position somewhere, maybe an internship at a vet walking the dogs?? Hopefully??
Rick Lye 7 years ago
If it wasn't I doubt the employer will miss them. :)
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Debbie Mayfield 7 years ago
Love this one... kitty leaves the litter box with all the c**p behind LOL
#57
This Is How I Quit My Job Today
#58
Resignation Letter On Cupcakes
Andrew Duncan 7 years ago
Because no one wants to read it, including me haha. I have attached the writing in full here: Dear Karin Kim Doug and Mike, please take these cupcakes as an official frosted letter of my regeneration effective Sunday May 24th 2009. I have highly enjoyed my time at Meujer (?) and wish you all the best of luck in the future. Sincerely Amy Rose LeBlanc.
#59
Putting Together My 2 Weeks Notice Package
#60
My Coworkers Resignation Letter
Mixedupste 7 years ago
You've not only let me down you have let your friends and family down with that one lol
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How My Beer Loving Friend Gave His 2 Week Notice Today
#63
This Message Is Short And Clear
#64
2 Week Notice - Was Told To Take This Seriously, Gave This To My Boss Instead
#65
My Supervisor Is Leaving Our Company After 9 Years. Here Is His Resignation Cake
ALIYAH ALLEN 7 years ago
i wonder if that is already a texting abbreviation. if it is i am so using that.
#66
Both The Best And Worst Way To Give Two Weeks Notice
#67
This Is What I Gave To My Manager As My "Two Weeks Notice"
#68
How A Friend Gave His Two Weeks Notice
Kimberly Robinson 7 years ago
I think that might be sexual harassment. But, then again, there's cake. So, maybe not.
Molly Block 7 years ago
Please tell me he worked as a dancer at a gay bar...... I could really appreciate this then! Otherwise, ewwwwww, and hahahahahaha! And more ewwwwwwww! LOL!!
#69
2 Week Notice
The Cappy 7 years ago
"Travis"? How did you get 'she' out of that? More likely, he got called to come in and do a shift, tried to refuse, got upbraided, and quit.
Load More Replies... Allie Faux 7 years ago
The way I read this letter is that he feels he's the stupid flunky that his boss always called to fill for the people that didn't show up. Because he says," This is for best, cause if you Don't Care, Why should I?' And he goes on to say, "I worked hard and changed for this place, but not I'm in worse shape now. I hear him saying I worked hard / I changed, I expect that means he got to work on time, he worked his shift properly. Whereas other employees didn't and instead of the boss talking to them, probably even firing them. He didn't do anything about 'those' slackers and expected Travis to come in and work their shift when they didn't show up. [If I'm right on most of that as I've seen it happen in real life, then Travis is saying he's done, caring for 'the place of work' especially since his boss doesn't seem to care. And the end comment of 'don't call my number again" = don't call wanting my help after I've quit, not my fault the other employees don't care or you're short someone.
Gillian Black 7 years ago
i can see that people are not taught to write any more all computers and then when they have to it is like a childs so sad the art is another dying thing
Blue Cicada 7 years ago
I really, REALLY try to avoid correcting other BP posters, because we are an international and multilingual community, and our posts are informal, rough draft creations. However, as a licensed teacher of Integrated Language Arts ("English"), I must ask you to please not lament the lost art of prose when you yourself are not willing to proofread and correct before you submit. Thank you.
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Just Finished Writing My 2 Weeks Leaving Notice To My Current Employer. Just Hope It's Good Enough
#71
My 2 Weeks Notice
#72
I Quit My Crappy Job Because Of This Angry Letter That Was Left For Me
Blue Cicada 7 years ago
I'm reading this letter and seeing that the writer has not bothered to professionally address this issue like an adult. Quite possibly, the day shift has also not been completing their tasks, and they are attempting to blame the night shift. I've encountered this exact problem myself. When the unfinished work is blamed on the previous shift, I point out "you know we have cameras everywhere, right?"
Blue Cicada 7 years ago
Corporate needs to see this note, so that the improper management issues can be addressed.
Load More Replies... Gillian Black 7 years ago
gee whizz you knew what your duties were when they employed you just do them nobody likes cleaning toilets but it has to be done get of your butt and work or give someone else your job
Maggie Skaar 7 years ago
Sounds like a slave boss. "You're permanent record will state, "do not re-hire" ? This man is a sadist.
Johanna Zamora 7 years ago
Nick and Jessica worked for someone whose English is not their first language. And they kind of sound like slacker jerks.
Jessica Stohr 7 years ago
Lol at the bosses terrible English, but I'm guessing they were glad those two quit!
#73
Put In My 2 Weeks Notice
#74
Last Day At Work. I Quit My Job
#75
Why Is This The Funniest 2 Week Notice I Have Ever Seen
Blue Cicada 7 years ago
The boss has posted the work schedule for the next week or two. The employee will work the assigned shifts, but will not be available for any more shifts on future schedules.
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This Is What U Get If You Quit The Right Way
#77
This Is How My Friend Put In His Two Weeks Notice At Work
Jade_The_Panda🐼 7 years ago
Excuse you.. that’s insulting to a lot of kids who are twelve
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This Is How My Coworker Quit Today
Lara Pittmon 3 years ago
Why do so many people misspell “y’all”? Didn’t we all learn about contractions in elementary? “you all” = “y ‘ all”
#79
Resignation Letter With A Logo On It
Hannah Ingram 7 years ago
it's a little slanted on one part but apart from that it looks just about right
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#80
How I Quit My Job Last Week
#81
Two Week Notice
#82
Peace Out
Stacey Lowe 3 years ago
It looks a lot like the chick fil a "eat more chicken" font from the ads with the cows. I loved those cows!
#83
Quit Job Today! Sweetest 2 Week Notice Ever
#84
Seeing As I No Longer Work At Pavillions In 1 Hour And 20 Min. I Think It's Time To Write Up My Official Resigantion Letter. Totally Left On Boss-Man's Desk
#85
How To Quit Your Job. Wonder Who He Hated On His Last Day?
Molly Block 7 years ago
What is the arrow pointing to? And does it say, 'don't forget to scan it out?' What does that mean?
Nydia Johannessen 7 years ago
"Scan it out" refers to when a department (bakery or deli in a Walmart) uses something from another department or their own, but it's not being sold. Sort of like a business expense.
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Amanda Duran 7 years ago
That's a Walmart bakery and we give little cakes to people who leave. At least my store does.The arrow was pointing at the package base and scan it out means to take it out of inventory.
#86
A Friend Of Mine Really Put In Her 2 Weeks Notice With A Drawing. Savage Level Over 9000
#87
This Is How My Coworker Quit Today
#88
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BusLady 7 years ago
I'm glad that I'm retired now. Worked hard for 45 years, often unappreciated, always underpaid
Stina Kolling 7 years ago
Way too many cakes. Way too many. I mean, I REALLY want cake now. For reals yo.
anarkzie 7 years ago
I know, I feel like starting a business, treating everyone like c**p, and just hoping that someone rage quits with snarky cake message.
Load More Replies... Lucida 7 years ago
So, is it in America standard with just two weeks notice? Here in Sweden you have at least one month's notice if you have been employed for 6 months or longer but three month is just as common (I myself have a three month).
The Cappy 7 years ago
In Sweden, if you hate your job and decide to quit you have to continue on the job 3 months after you give notice? I don't think you mean that (and in that case, I think you've misunderstood all these letters).
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.gas. 7 years ago
idk the rules in other countries but in the US employers can ditch you for any reason. So when you submit your "cute" two or three week notice, they can make that day your last. Just something to keep in mind.
Kracken 7 years ago
It's not cute, it's common courtesy IOT give your workplace time to find another suitable candidate & it also gives you the legal right to claim an additional 2 weeks salary, if they fire you on the spot. However, I told my boss to bash it up his a**e & left on Friday, never to return, he failed to give severance pay but he was also evading tax payments & breaking most employer - employee rules & getting away with it because his wife was a QC.... don't expect Australian judges to follow the laws they preach in court.... 😐
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Baccar Wozat 7 years ago
Awww, my quit message was just "I quit". Maybe I should reapply so I can come up with a better one?
Norbert (Nick) Onaitis 3 years ago
I wish that I had thought of some of these before I quit my BS job as an Operating Room Nurse at Yale University Medical Center. Hated that place!
BusLady 7 years ago
I'm glad that I'm retired now. Worked hard for 45 years, often unappreciated, always underpaid
Stina Kolling 7 years ago
Way too many cakes. Way too many. I mean, I REALLY want cake now. For reals yo.
anarkzie 7 years ago
I know, I feel like starting a business, treating everyone like c**p, and just hoping that someone rage quits with snarky cake message.
Load More Replies... Lucida 7 years ago
So, is it in America standard with just two weeks notice? Here in Sweden you have at least one month's notice if you have been employed for 6 months or longer but three month is just as common (I myself have a three month).
The Cappy 7 years ago
In Sweden, if you hate your job and decide to quit you have to continue on the job 3 months after you give notice? I don't think you mean that (and in that case, I think you've misunderstood all these letters).
Load More Replies... .gas. 7 years ago
idk the rules in other countries but in the US employers can ditch you for any reason. So when you submit your "cute" two or three week notice, they can make that day your last. Just something to keep in mind.
Kracken 7 years ago
It's not cute, it's common courtesy IOT give your workplace time to find another suitable candidate & it also gives you the legal right to claim an additional 2 weeks salary, if they fire you on the spot. However, I told my boss to bash it up his a**e & left on Friday, never to return, he failed to give severance pay but he was also evading tax payments & breaking most employer - employee rules & getting away with it because his wife was a QC.... don't expect Australian judges to follow the laws they preach in court.... 😐
Load More Replies... Baccar Wozat 7 years ago
Awww, my quit message was just "I quit". Maybe I should reapply so I can come up with a better one?
Norbert (Nick) Onaitis 3 years ago
I wish that I had thought of some of these before I quit my BS job as an Operating Room Nurse at Yale University Medical Center. Hated that place!
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