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#2

There's An 11-Year-Old In New York Subways That Sells Emotional Advice Instead Of Lemonade

Final score:

537points

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Jetches 6 years ago

The updated version of “psychiatric help for 5 cents”

29points

#3

She Took The Midnight Train Going Anywhere

Final score:

511points

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Laugh Fan 6 years ago

Aw, that is the cutest! I'm taking this one home.

62points

#4

Just A Fox In A Subway

Final score:

461points

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glowworm2 6 years ago

A very well behaved fox in a subway I might add.

22points

#5

A Guy Brought His Peacock Onto The NYC Subway And No One Even Looked Up From Their Phones

Final score:

459points

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SacredPistachio 6 years ago

I'd just be sitting there staring in awe at the fact there was just some dude going around with a peacock...

113points

#6

Brazilians In The Moscow Metro

Final score:

407points

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Hans 6 years ago

"only service animals allowed"

59points

#7

Crazy Russian Rides A Fire Extinguisher In The Subway

Final score:

389points

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Hikikomori 6 years ago

Muggles will just call it a fire extinguisher... It is actually a disguised broom.

158points

#8

Spotted On The Subway

Final score:

349points

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Laugh Fan 6 years ago

I'd love to know the story behind that!

57points

#9

Never Have I Wanted To Touch Someone's Hat So Much!

Final score:

346points

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David Lyon 6 years ago

Mary Poppins

15points

#10

Dude Just Whipped Out This Desk On The Subway And Started His Meeting

Final score:

316points

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Hans 6 years ago

Carpe diem!

33points

#11

Try Explaining To Your Boss That You're Late Because You Missed Your Stop While Feeding A Pink Chicken Cheerios On The Subway

Final score:

261points

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Hans 6 years ago

Just wow.

29points

#12

Looks Like Russians Invented A Time Machine

Final score:

257points

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Tom Witkowski 6 years ago

1987 called, and they want their mullets back.

51points

#13

About Damn Time Karen Got Out Of Her Abusive, One-Way Relationship With Plankton. Spotted In Moscow

Final score:

256points

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Kiahna 6 years ago

Video killed the radio star!

53points

#14

My Boss Always Meets The Most Interesting People On His Commute

Final score:

241points

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Mark 6 years ago

Hey, a pimps gotta get to work ;)

43points

#15

Give Me My Space! GAWD!

Final score:

236points

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Hikikomori 6 years ago

The guys are checking out her cube.

98points

#16

Jesus Is That You?

Final score:

229points

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Lizard Queen 6 years ago

Got rear ended in traffic. An angry voice shputed, "Godammit, why'd you stop?" Suddenly, Jesus was standing next to my car. Turns out, he was heading to a dress rehearsal of "Jesus Christ Superstar." :)

60points

#17

Just A Business Man Riding The Subway In Moscow

Final score:

211points

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ADHORTATOR 6 years ago

even a Krampus needs to work...

52points

#18

I Had To Look Close Before I Realised That It Isn't Smoke

Final score:

210points

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Usernameofgag 6 years ago

😤😤😤😤 it is like an angry emoji...

21points

#19

So Do You Still Have To Pay Their Fare Or...

Final score:

201points

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Hans 6 years ago

This is extreme. And quite sad in a way.

72points

#20

Black Panther

Final score:

201points

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Abhisek Chakraborty 6 years ago

Pure fetish stuff

1point

#21

The Silence Of The Babushkas

Final score:

174points

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João Ferreira 6 years ago

Is that Anthony Hopkins?

85points

#22

I Saw A Duck On The Train Man. It Was Too Much Man

Final score:

164points

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GlassOfWater 6 years ago

What the duck

47points

#23

Gaming Has Gotten Out Of Control

Final score:

161points

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Hans 6 years ago

Impressive.

24points

#24

On The Subway Back Home, A Student Was Fooling Around With The Door. He Was Stuck Like This Until The Next Stop. We All Had A Good Laugh

Final score:

159points

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Mark 6 years ago

Good job he didn't forget to do his zip up before he got on ;)

12points

#25

Truly Impressive Obi-Wan Kenobi Cosplay

Final score:

159points

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Hans 6 years ago

10/10

37points

#26

This Week On Pets That Don’t Need A Leash

Final score:

156points

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Amelee 6 years ago

Poor turtle :(

12points

#27

Sleeping Dude On My Train This Morning Reminded Me Of Renaissance Art And So I Found The Perfect Painting. Such Beauty And Grace

Final score:

156points

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ieniemienieme 6 years ago

those guys don't look so good..

54points

#28

He Really Gonna Sit There Reading That Book Like Some Dank Sh*t Ain't On It's Phone Next To Him?

Final score:

151points

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Toby Comics 6 years ago

BUSHMAN!

18points

#29

Welcome Home BD

Final score:

149points

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Nini Meow 6 years ago

Welcome back

16points

#30

Truth Or Dare On Beijing Subway

Final score:

133points

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Elizabeth Lord Cary 6 years ago

I wonder if anyone knows what those weird English letters mean

44points

#31

A Guy Gets On CTA (Chicago) With A Colony Of Bees...

Final score:

128points

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Kizzy Kizzy 6 years ago

They are bees that travel. For they are the traveling bees, they come and go as the please. So I tell you with ease. Please don't hit a traveling bee.

66points

#32

I’ll Grab The Next Train

Final score:

127points

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Kiahna 6 years ago

*shudders.

30points

#33

I Know Amazing Right? Thought My Italian Grandma Was The Only One Who Covered Seats In Plastic

Final score:

125points

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Orsolya 6 years ago

Seats?? Yeah, nothing else to see here.

93points

#34

She Just Found The Best Way To Avoid People In The Subway And Save Miles On Her Mini Crosser

Final score:

125points

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Kiahna 6 years ago

What is that and where can I get one?

44points

#35

Life Hack

Final score:

123points

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Toby Comics 6 years ago

That doesn't look right at first glance...

13points

#36

Stranger Things

Final score:

123points

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Lizard Queen 6 years ago

Keeps your face warm. Makes people giggle and/or worry. I see no downside.

40points

#37

Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Speak No Evil

Final score:

116points

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Toby Comics 6 years ago

Subway! - The VR Experience! *COOL NEW FEATURES!* Get judged by hundreds of strangers! Walk into walls! Miss your stop! All this AND MORE! 100% UnSatisfaction guarantee!

44points

#38

Why This Doll Look Like It Needs An Adult??

Final score:

113points

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Hans 6 years ago

Kill it with fire!

63points

#39

Rain Doesn't Stand A F*ckin Chance Today

Final score:

112points

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Danish Dynomummy 6 years ago

Leaf the poor man alone

87points

#40

First Time Riding The NYC Subway And It Was Not A Forgettable Experience

Final score:

106points

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Jon Payne 6 years ago

Fiddler on the wolf?

38points

#41

Emotional Support Pineapple?

Final score:

105points

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Carol Harrison 6 years ago

Voiceover: In this experiment we've swapped her Yorkie for a pineapple. Let's she if she can tell the difference.

55points

#42

Santdingo Coming Through To Stuff Stockings A Little Late

Final score:

103points

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Anne 6 years ago

just a stripper on his way to work.. :)

40points

#43

When Mom Lets You Dress Yourself For School

Final score:

102points

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lotte hoi 6 years ago

He could actually have a weak immunesystem, this could cause him to need filtered air. Or he's just crazy

61points

#44

Subway Rider Eating A Head Of Lettuce

Final score:

98points

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Mark 6 years ago

Alas poor Yorick, but I was hungry.

7points

#45

A Great Way To Keep Warm Tonight

Final score:

91points

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Toby Comics 6 years ago

The top hat is the ultimate final touch.

20points

#46

Nice Heals

Final score:

91points

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Hikikomori 6 years ago

*Heels

83points

#47

In Honor Of NY Fashion Week

Final score:

89points

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Mangoes'nRum 6 years ago

2 Chainz got competition from 1000 Tabz.

43points

#48

"Just Act Normal"

Final score:

89points

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Andres Tejeda 6 years ago

Looks like he robbed a bank but the get away driver forgot to pick him up.

2points

#49

That New Razr

Final score:

84points

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Toby Comics 6 years ago

FACEbook has new meaning

13points

#50

I Saw An Alien On The Subway Last Night

Final score:

82points

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Kiahna 6 years ago

Shh! You'll blow their cover!

11points

#51

When The Seasons Go From Winter To Summer Overnight

Final score:

77points

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Kiahna 6 years ago

Ewwww...

44points

#52

Interesting Selection

Final score:

76points

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Ntosh 6 years ago

I am amazed by people. I would like to know the state of mind of some people.

14points

#53

Date Night

Final score:

76points

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Kiahna 6 years ago

It's fine! That's just his... friend.

23points

#54

Buns Of Steel Can Wait

Final score:

75points

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Carol Emory 6 years ago

I want that bag...LOL

26points

#55

The First To Pass Out At The Party

Final score:

72points

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Anne 6 years ago

poor guy

37points

#56

People Are The Sickness

Final score:

71points

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Toby Comics 6 years ago

Absolutely filthy

1point

#57

Freelancer's Life

Final score:

71points

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Georgia Valentine 6 years ago

It's just a man who bought a lamp catching up on emails. Not that weird....

13points

#58

This Guy On The Subway Has Life Figured Out

Final score:

70points

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BusLady 6 years ago

Fine dining at it's best!

6points

#59

Sometimes Things Come Together In The Most Unexpected Ways

Final score:

68points

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Mark 6 years ago

It's not a mirror, it's part of a series of art called "Embarrassing situations on the subway"

23points

#60

The Queen

Final score:

67points

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nanashi 6 years ago

is that... chopsticks in their hair???

6points

#61

When The Edibles Hit Before You Get Home

Final score:

65points

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Patti 6 years ago

Angry bird

5points

#62

Thaaaaaat’s Where That Went

Final score:

64points

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Anne 6 years ago

I think... that's a method to stop pickpockets from stealing from your purse.

48points

#63

Gimp Suit On The Subway

Final score:

64points

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Mark 6 years ago

Headline next day "Man murdered by man in gimp suit moments after taking selfie"

78points

#64

Meanwhile In The Russian Subway

Final score:

63points

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Jetches 6 years ago

SSssssMokin’!!!

10points

#65

You Can Wear All White After Memorial Day

Final score:

61points

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Sunzilla 6 years ago

The Angels take Manhattan...

21points

#66

Gettin Ready For The Weekend Like

Final score:

60points

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Kiahna 6 years ago

Whaaaaaa???

18points

#67

What A Lovely Couple

Final score:

58points

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Mark 6 years ago

She could lead me anywhere :)

11points

#68

1,113, 1,114, 1,115...

Final score:

58points

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Kiahna 6 years ago

But seriously though, look at his hair.

41points

#69

Rolling Into Work This Morning Like...

Final score:

56points

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Magpie 6 years ago

My Grandma used to do this ,we loved it.

11points

#70

What Did He Ask For At The Barber?

Final score:

54points

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Mama Panda 6 years ago

Medusa had felt out of place for so long. She knew she needed a change so she traveled to NYC. Once there she met several people who knew her pain. After hanging out with her new found friends, she finally realized what she needed to do. Let me introduce to you Nanas! Nanas is now the only male gorgon and he became the trusted guard of Zeus. He was now truly happy and lived a full and happy life.

12points

#71

Chapter 1: _________?

Final score:

49points

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alwright 6 years ago

Is that about Trump

50points

#72

Only In New York

Final score:

48points

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alwright 6 years ago

THE BIG BURRITO ESCAPED

32points

#73

I Imagine People Going Back To Work Today Is Equivalent To Dropping A Child At Kindergarten On Their First Day Of School

Final score:

46points

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BusLady 6 years ago

Maybe this one did forget to zip his fly.

1point

#74

Feels Like Home

Final score:

46points

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THATone 6 years ago

At least he’s got febreeze

28points

#75

Stand Clear Of The Closing Doors Please

Final score:

46points

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Hikikomori 6 years ago

Oh s**t

30points

#76

I’ve Had The Wrong Approach All These Years... Just Bring Your Own Chair To Get A Seat!

Final score:

46points

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Lou Herout 6 years ago

And with wheels?!?! Genius & insanity together at last

2points

#77

Hmmm

Final score:

45points

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Daria B 6 years ago

I'm sure this person is full of bright ideas.

20points

#78

Times Are So Tough Even The Führer Has To Work A 9 To 5

Final score:

44points

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Daria B 6 years ago

Well... You know what they say... "Arbeit macht frei"....

25points

#79

What A Perfect Way Of Putting It. We're Talkin Messy Turds

Final score:

44points

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Miss Cris 6 years ago

I want that dress <3

6points

#80

Moments Ago On The NYC Subway. There Was More On The Other Side. Dude Was Committed

Final score:

43points

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diane a 6 years ago

He was certainly committed to something

6points

#81

Just Subway Things

Final score:

43points

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Magpie 6 years ago

Fairy floss! So that is how it gets to work!

12points

#82

Monday...

Final score:

42points

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Toby Comics 6 years ago

Strangely? I would totally do this

6points

#83

This Guy Brought A Coffee Table Onto The Subway

Final score:

41points

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Janine B. 6 years ago

Reminds me a little of Will Smith in MIB. ^^

3points

#84

“When You..." Finish The Caption In The Comments

Final score:

41points

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Tasha Harris 6 years ago

When you wanna transport drugs and don't want anyone touching your s**t

32points

#85

Weekend Just About To Get Started

Final score:

40points

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BusLady 6 years ago

"Dude, I got the Keg. Did you remember the pizza?"

7points

#86

"What Are You Doing?"

Final score:

39points

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Magpie 6 years ago

Poor dog.

61points

#87

Saw This On The Subway Today – Not Sure If Handicapped Or Sociopathically Lazy

Final score:

38points

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Kath Leen 6 years ago

saw that one on the previous post

7points

#88

Nothing Comes Between Me And My Cutoffs

Final score:

37points

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Amina Hays 6 years ago

Is he a never nude?

13points

#89

Sh*t You See On The 7 Train, On My Way Home... Homie Truly Got A Defacto Table Set Up, With A Chair To Boot, Eating A Meal... NYC Transit For You!

Final score:

37points

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Anne 6 years ago

Well he looks like he works hard, this may be the only break he has in a day..

28points

#90

Is That A Weasel?

Final score:

36points

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criminalgirl 6 years ago

No, it was a Weasel.

6points

#91

We All Have Our Personal Space, Some More Than Others

Final score:

33points

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Daniel Fleming 6 years ago

Some people just don't need to live in NYC

1point

#92

Saw This Older Lady Reading This Magazine On The Train Home Today. Was So Tempted To Ask Her “Um, Do You Know Something We All Should Know?”

Final score:

31points

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Laugh Fan 6 years ago

Is that Theresa May hiding behind that?

23points

#93

There's Really No Place Like The Metro To Do Yoga

Final score:

30points

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Martti Laurson 6 years ago

just a little tap on the brakes and position changed.

23points

#94

Metro-North Rider Get A Little Too Comfortable On The Train

Final score:

28points

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Toby Comics 6 years ago

LIVES ON THE SUBWAY

11points

#95

Time To Take A Walk

Final score:

27points

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Meri Kassner-Gomez 6 years ago

It looks like a ferret. They are trainable but illegal in the 5 boroughs

0points

#96

That Moment When Mom Pops Your Pimple On The NYC Subway

Final score:

26points

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Kiahna 6 years ago

What if it sprays!?

20points

#97

Melbourne Public Transport. This Guy Sat Like This For Most Of The Trip

Final score:

25points

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Cassie 6 years ago

So nobody can get a pic of him when he starts drooling.

11points

#98

Scream It From The Mountain Top

Final score:

24points

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Fiendhunter 6 years ago

クソを食べる。Not quite the same but I guess one leads to the other (?)

1point

#99

At Least It's Not Plural?

Final score:

24points

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Emma Goldsworthy 6 years ago

Sooooooo funny! Was he visiting his ma?

2points

#100

Just A Normal Sighting On The Subway. I'm Sure That Napkin Is Really Keeping The Germs Away

Final score:

24points

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Daria B 6 years ago

Maybe she had a nosebleed and she thought this was less weird than tapped nostrils.

6points

#101

So I Guess There Is This Whole Subset Of People Who Just Like. Have Mannequins

Final score:

23points

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Neha Jawale-Bhorge 6 years ago

Maybe she’s a fashion student

21points

#102

The Classic Human Centipede Sleep Position

Final score:

22points

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Hikikomori 6 years ago

I hope the train does not stop with a jerk.

14points

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#103

She Fell Asleep Drooling On The Train

Final score:

-22points

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Wanda Queen 6 years ago

Awww, poor honey, not fair to embarrass her like that.

51points

#104

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#104

I Don't Know Where The Hell Those Little Piggys Went

Final score:

-34points

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Sivi 6 years ago

Ouch! I have both of my little toes under their neighboring toe. i just have lumps of nails on them and people ask me if I had been using tight shoes or heels. Just a damn gene from my mother who got it from her mother who got it from hers who then got it from her other that got it from her father.

6points