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If you regularly ride the subway (or are aware of our previous post) you probably know that it's a strange place. One day, a guy brings his pet peacock and you feel like you're visiting a zoo; another there's a crazy Russian riding a fire extinguisher as if he's an on-set Hollywood stuntman. And it's quite useful, too. I mean, think of the long silences you'd have to endure during lunch breaks with your colleagues if no one was sharing their crazy commute stories. Bored Panda has compiled a list of extraordinary subway passengers and if their photos won't make you use the public transport more, nothing will. Scroll down to meet the gang and upvote the ones you'd like to meet the most. Or least. You decide.

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Some Magic In The Subway

Some Magic In The Subway

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    There's An 11-Year-Old In New York Subways That Sells Emotional Advice Instead Of Lemonade

    There's An 11-Year-Old In New York Subways That Sells Emotional Advice Instead Of Lemonade

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    Jetches
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The updated version of “psychiatric help for 5 cents”

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    #3

    She Took The Midnight Train Going Anywhere

    She Took The Midnight Train Going Anywhere

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    #4

    Just A Fox In A Subway

    Just A Fox In A Subway

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    #5

    A Guy Brought His Peacock Onto The NYC Subway And No One Even Looked Up From Their Phones

    A Guy Brought His Peacock Onto The NYC Subway And No One Even Looked Up From Their Phones

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    SacredPistachio
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd just be sitting there staring in awe at the fact there was just some dude going around with a peacock...

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    #6

    Brazilians In The Moscow Metro

    Brazilians In The Moscow Metro

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    #7

    Crazy Russian Rides A Fire Extinguisher In The Subway

    Crazy Russian Rides A Fire Extinguisher In The Subway

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    Hikikomori
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Muggles will just call it a fire extinguisher... It is actually a disguised broom.

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    #10

    Dude Just Whipped Out This Desk On The Subway And Started His Meeting

    Dude Just Whipped Out This Desk On The Subway And Started His Meeting

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    #11

    Try Explaining To Your Boss That You're Late Because You Missed Your Stop While Feeding A Pink Chicken Cheerios On The Subway

    Try Explaining To Your Boss That You're Late Because You Missed Your Stop While Feeding A Pink Chicken Cheerios On The Subway

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    #12

    Looks Like Russians Invented A Time Machine

    Looks Like Russians Invented A Time Machine

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    #13

    About Damn Time Karen Got Out Of Her Abusive, One-Way Relationship With Plankton. Spotted In Moscow

    About Damn Time Karen Got Out Of Her Abusive, One-Way Relationship With Plankton. Spotted In Moscow

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    #14

    My Boss Always Meets The Most Interesting People On His Commute

    My Boss Always Meets The Most Interesting People On His Commute

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    #16

    Jesus Is That You?

    Jesus Is That You?

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    Lizard Queen
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got rear ended in traffic. An angry voice shputed, "Godammit, why'd you stop?" Suddenly, Jesus was standing next to my car. Turns out, he was heading to a dress rehearsal of "Jesus Christ Superstar." :)

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    #17

    Just A Business Man Riding The Subway In Moscow

    Just A Business Man Riding The Subway In Moscow

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    #18

    I Had To Look Close Before I Realised That It Isn't Smoke

    I Had To Look Close Before I Realised That It Isn't Smoke

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    #19

    So Do You Still Have To Pay Their Fare Or...

    So Do You Still Have To Pay Their Fare Or...

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    #22

    I Saw A Duck On The Train Man. It Was Too Much Man

    I Saw A Duck On The Train Man. It Was Too Much Man

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    #24

    On The Subway Back Home, A Student Was Fooling Around With The Door. He Was Stuck Like This Until The Next Stop. We All Had A Good Laugh

    On The Subway Back Home, A Student Was Fooling Around With The Door. He Was Stuck Like This Until The Next Stop. We All Had A Good Laugh

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    Mark
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good job he didn't forget to do his zip up before he got on ;)

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    #26

    This Week On Pets That Don’t Need A Leash

    This Week On Pets That Don’t Need A Leash

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    #27

    Sleeping Dude On My Train This Morning Reminded Me Of Renaissance Art And So I Found The Perfect Painting. Such Beauty And Grace

    Sleeping Dude On My Train This Morning Reminded Me Of Renaissance Art And So I Found The Perfect Painting. Such Beauty And Grace

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    #28

    He Really Gonna Sit There Reading That Book Like Some Dank Sh*t Ain't On It's Phone Next To Him?

    He Really Gonna Sit There Reading That Book Like Some Dank Sh*t Ain't On It's Phone Next To Him?

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    #30

    Truth Or Dare On Beijing Subway

    Truth Or Dare On Beijing Subway

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    #31

    A Guy Gets On CTA (Chicago) With A Colony Of Bees...

    A Guy Gets On CTA (Chicago) With A Colony Of Bees...

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    Kizzy Kizzy
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are bees that travel. For they are the traveling bees, they come and go as the please. So I tell you with ease. Please don't hit a traveling bee.

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    #33

    I Know Amazing Right? Thought My Italian Grandma Was The Only One Who Covered Seats In Plastic

    I Know Amazing Right? Thought My Italian Grandma Was The Only One Who Covered Seats In Plastic

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    #34

    She Just Found The Best Way To Avoid People In The Subway And Save Miles On Her Mini Crosser

    She Just Found The Best Way To Avoid People In The Subway And Save Miles On Her Mini Crosser

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    #36

    Stranger Things

    Stranger Things

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    #37

    Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Speak No Evil

    Hear No Evil, See No Evil, Speak No Evil

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    Toby Comics
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Subway! - The VR Experience! *COOL NEW FEATURES!* Get judged by hundreds of strangers! Walk into walls! Miss your stop! All this AND MORE! 100% UnSatisfaction guarantee!

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    #40

    First Time Riding The NYC Subway And It Was Not A Forgettable Experience

    First Time Riding The NYC Subway And It Was Not A Forgettable Experience

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    #41

    Emotional Support Pineapple?

    Emotional Support Pineapple?

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    Carol Harrison
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Voiceover: In this experiment we've swapped her Yorkie for a pineapple. Let's she if she can tell the difference.

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    #42

    Santdingo Coming Through To Stuff Stockings A Little Late

    Santdingo Coming Through To Stuff Stockings A Little Late

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    #43

    When Mom Lets You Dress Yourself For School

    When Mom Lets You Dress Yourself For School

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    lotte hoi
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He could actually have a weak immunesystem, this could cause him to need filtered air. Or he's just crazy

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    #44

    Subway Rider Eating A Head Of Lettuce

    Subway Rider Eating A Head Of Lettuce

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    #45

    A Great Way To Keep Warm Tonight

    A Great Way To Keep Warm Tonight

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    #47

    In Honor Of NY Fashion Week

    In Honor Of NY Fashion Week

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    #48

    "Just Act Normal"

    "Just Act Normal"

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    Andres Tejeda
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like he robbed a bank but the get away driver forgot to pick him up.

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    #50

    I Saw An Alien On The Subway Last Night

    I Saw An Alien On The Subway Last Night

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    #51

    When The Seasons Go From Winter To Summer Overnight

    When The Seasons Go From Winter To Summer Overnight

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    #52

    Interesting Selection

    Interesting Selection

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    Ntosh
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am amazed by people. I would like to know the state of mind of some people.

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    #57

    Freelancer's Life

    Freelancer's Life

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    #58

    This Guy On The Subway Has Life Figured Out

    This Guy On The Subway Has Life Figured Out

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    #59

    Sometimes Things Come Together In The Most Unexpected Ways

    Sometimes Things Come Together In The Most Unexpected Ways

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    Mark
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not a mirror, it's part of a series of art called "Embarrassing situations on the subway"

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    #62

    Thaaaaaat’s Where That Went

    Thaaaaaat’s Where That Went

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    Anne
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think... that's a method to stop pickpockets from stealing from your purse.

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    #63

    Gimp Suit On The Subway

    Gimp Suit On The Subway

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    Mark
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Headline next day "Man murdered by man in gimp suit moments after taking selfie"

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    #64

    Meanwhile In The Russian Subway

    Meanwhile In The Russian Subway

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    #65

    You Can Wear All White After Memorial Day

    You Can Wear All White After Memorial Day

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    #68

    1,113, 1,114, 1,115...

    1,113, 1,114, 1,115...

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    #69

    Rolling Into Work This Morning Like...

    Rolling Into Work This Morning Like...

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    #70

    What Did He Ask For At The Barber?

    What Did He Ask For At The Barber?

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    Mama Panda
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Medusa had felt out of place for so long. She knew she needed a change so she traveled to NYC. Once there she met several people who knew her pain. After hanging out with her new found friends, she finally realized what she needed to do. Let me introduce to you Nanas! Nanas is now the only male gorgon and he became the trusted guard of Zeus. He was now truly happy and lived a full and happy life.

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    #73

    I Imagine People Going Back To Work Today Is Equivalent To Dropping A Child At Kindergarten On Their First Day Of School

    I Imagine People Going Back To Work Today Is Equivalent To Dropping A Child At Kindergarten On Their First Day Of School

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    #76

    I’ve Had The Wrong Approach All These Years... Just Bring Your Own Chair To Get A Seat!

    I’ve Had The Wrong Approach All These Years... Just Bring Your Own Chair To Get A Seat!

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    #78

    Times Are So Tough Even The Führer Has To Work A 9 To 5

    Times Are So Tough Even The Führer Has To Work A 9 To 5

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    #79

    What A Perfect Way Of Putting It. We're Talkin Messy Turds

    What A Perfect Way Of Putting It. We're Talkin Messy Turds

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    #80

    Moments Ago On The NYC Subway. There Was More On The Other Side. Dude Was Committed

    Moments Ago On The NYC Subway. There Was More On The Other Side. Dude Was Committed

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    #83

    This Guy Brought A Coffee Table Onto The Subway

    This Guy Brought A Coffee Table Onto The Subway

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    #84

    “When You..." Finish The Caption In The Comments

    “When You..." Finish The Caption In The Comments

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    Tasha Harris
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you wanna transport drugs and don't want anyone touching your s**t

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    #85

    Weekend Just About To Get Started

    Weekend Just About To Get Started

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    #87

    Saw This On The Subway Today – Not Sure If Handicapped Or Sociopathically Lazy

    Saw This On The Subway Today – Not Sure If Handicapped Or Sociopathically Lazy

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    Sh*t You See On The 7 Train, On My Way Home... Homie Truly Got A Defacto Table Set Up, With A Chair To Boot, Eating A Meal... NYC Transit For You!

    Sh*t You See On The 7 Train, On My Way Home... Homie Truly Got A Defacto Table Set Up, With A Chair To Boot, Eating A Meal... NYC Transit For You!

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    Anne
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well he looks like he works hard, this may be the only break he has in a day..

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    #91

    We All Have Our Personal Space, Some More Than Others

    We All Have Our Personal Space, Some More Than Others

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    #92

    Saw This Older Lady Reading This Magazine On The Train Home Today. Was So Tempted To Ask Her “Um, Do You Know Something We All Should Know?”

    Saw This Older Lady Reading This Magazine On The Train Home Today. Was So Tempted To Ask Her “Um, Do You Know Something We All Should Know?”

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    #93

    There's Really No Place Like The Metro To Do Yoga

    There's Really No Place Like The Metro To Do Yoga

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    #94

    Metro-North Rider Get A Little Too Comfortable On The Train

    Metro-North Rider Get A Little Too Comfortable On The Train

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    #95

    Time To Take A Walk

    Time To Take A Walk

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    #96

    That Moment When Mom Pops Your Pimple On The NYC Subway

    That Moment When Mom Pops Your Pimple On The NYC Subway

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    #97

    Melbourne Public Transport. This Guy Sat Like This For Most Of The Trip

    Melbourne Public Transport. This Guy Sat Like This For Most Of The Trip

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    #98

    Scream It From The Mountain Top

    Scream It From The Mountain Top

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    Fiendhunter
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    クソを食べる。Not quite the same but I guess one leads to the other (?)

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    #100

    Just A Normal Sighting On The Subway. I'm Sure That Napkin Is Really Keeping The Germs Away

    Just A Normal Sighting On The Subway. I'm Sure That Napkin Is Really Keeping The Germs Away

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    Daria B
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she had a nosebleed and she thought this was less weird than tapped nostrils.

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    #101

    So I Guess There Is This Whole Subset Of People Who Just Like. Have Mannequins

    So I Guess There Is This Whole Subset Of People Who Just Like. Have Mannequins

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    #102

    The Classic Human Centipede Sleep Position

    The Classic Human Centipede Sleep Position

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