I see absolutely nothing wrong here. Woman is dressed for warm weather, man is wearing regular clothes and the kid has an awesome Pikachu costume. Parenting done just fine!

Woop-woop! That's the sound of da police Woop-woop! That's the sound of da beast Woop-woop! That's the sound of da police

Why is there a floating pane of glass?

Thanks. I just got up and I'm already sad.

For the year 2023 please give me the strength of this bra

its the G.O.A.T. ;)

Pretty creative actually

That would freak me, the f**k, out.

It’s a … maxi-pad!!

Banana for scale

I see this as a win - win situation!

I'm pretty sure that's Leonard Nimoy cosplaying as Abe Lincoln

Overcompensating a bit

Sometimes I hate being an American. This a**hat and his kind are 90% of the reason, although I understand his concerns..., he's in a walmart.

I'm gobsmacked that his cart isn't filled with fruit! 🥷 🔪🍉🍏🔪🥥🍑🔪🥝🍒

All those knives serve a different purpose, he could be a tradesman, woodman's or preparing for a trip, but it appears the automatic negatively criticise is the first response.

One for drywall, one for wires, one for sticky stuff, one for scaling fish... checks out

Each one of those knives serves a very special purpose I assume.

I can't imagine how it must feel to be that afraid to leave my house. It's actually very sad.

I can't upvote this.

"Stab you with freedom" HA

I'm glad I live in a country where this would get the police called and guy arrested.

He's got 427 more at home...

It will be like Jack blacks character in mars attacks.

Definitely not concealed weapons.

ah, wankers, every store has at least one.

Two hands, four knives, knows math bigly.

Ooh - that’s so very illegal here in Sweden. I know - I left my damned work belt on to a store and forgot I had my damned knives in it. They weren’t to know I was using them for garden work - boom, $400 in fines. I totally deserved it - wearing knives in a public space is illegal and I wore knives in a public space.

Lets see now which one do I want to take, the toe nail clipper , or the razor, or the ice pick or the stamp they use at the DMV and other important places.

I'm trying to imagine how he sits in his vehicle to get to and from the store.

Take it he's lacking in other areas

How to tell the world your a looser without saying a word.

Not one Band-Aid in the cart!

Assuming the Second Amendment includes knives, too then.

Under that sweatshirt, deceptive dad bod swag he’s a secret ninja who will come flying with a knife in each hand…. And each foot.

Hey, ya never know when you might need to peel an apple, gut a deer or appear on the next episode of Chopped!

god, if shopping is that dangerous, i wouldn't do it!!!😁

Serial Stabber in the Open👍

It could be he likes knifes, but the work boots and heavy-duty trousers with the extra pockets makes me think he's a working a man. There are a number of trades (roofer comes to mind) where a sharp knife is useful.

Is it just me or do his legs look weird? I'm trying to follow but it looks like he has three legs?

Poor guy, he's scared to death all the time

How does he sit comfortably? Does he take them off every time he climbs into his giant pick-up (I am safely assuming that's what he drives) or does he have no a*s cheek on the right side?

Merica, land of the God knows what