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You know what's worse than telling a joke and hearing the crickets chirp afterward? The moment, when you thought, that someone else was struck by a case of misinterpretation of a joke, was utterly wrong or knew nothing, only to find out, that all this time it was you who was a captain obvious. For these funny people, whose unfortunate stories we have compiled below, it happened in such a hard way that the funny jokes they have missed turned even better after. Let it be proper condolence if it ever has happened to you, too.

From simply missing a classic short joke to firmly believing that somewhere in the world babies do get boiled during a religious feast instead of being submerged into holy water. From blowing best puns to misquoting famous people, these slightly dim-witted folks surely bit nails after posting their comments wanting to appear smarter than they are.

Some of these people need a bit of training in their sense of humor department, while others will need to learn not to jump too high. Nevertheless, it's kind of impossible to go through the hilarious entries without cringing. Scroll down to check out the good jokes before I spoil too much!

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diane a
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I cannot ever see or hear the name Frankunsteen without seeing Gene Wilder and Marty Feldman in my head.

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BusLady
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was raised Baptist and they dunk you completely under water. I was 7 and I was terrified.

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WhiteFox
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

but hey. it really is an 'inside' joke. either that or theres just more to it than what meets the eye. ;)

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Daria B
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WE ARE! AH-ALL - of waaaaaaalking aboooortions! ♬♪ (sorry, I had to)

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chi-wei shen
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Lincoln quotes on the internet are fakes because there was no internet back then." - John F. Kennedy

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chi-wei shen
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would like to know more about the evidence for the existence of a third bone.

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CbusResident
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And as I always wonder, since they've had so many Ted Talks when will there be a Ted Listens?

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Aaron Kara
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6 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No way!!! This person's humour must have been removed by an evil wizard or something!

Zenozenobee
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's the danger when you feel so intellectually superior, that you allow yourself to be rude and boastful.

Alyse
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it's hilarious because they tried so hard to be condescending

Sarah Miranowicz
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do people think attacking things like rap music will make them sound smarter. It just makes them sound like jerks.

Lu
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Somehow it made its way around to rap music lol!

Misterscooter
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Way to try and prove someone else is ignorant by displaying your own.

Erin welch
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OK I AM confused what are you two trying to say please?! OH Leticia I think I get WHAT you are trying to tell me forgive I'm slow! What I meant to say WAS I never thought to look into and examine the inside of one to the extent that he did!

Erin welch
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Little Leticia agree! I just look for the marketable through the f holes I don't examine it! But I understand what you're saying as well! I gave you a green arrow! For whatever those are worth! What are those for anyway!

BusLady
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

@ La Petite: Someone told me how to edit/delete. Just click on the 3 dots to the right of your screen name.

Erin welch
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well,DANG, private violin lessons for several years when I was growing up I never once thought to look inside of a violin when I was playing and why would you want to look inside of the violin anyway?! I didn't know that that was an inside of a stupid violin how many people really look inside a violin even if you play one! aSomstumes I look inside to see the label or something like that but I don't look inside of it like you did, that's bizarre, is there nothing else you can do besides look inside violins like that?! I do go to ballets, symphony concerts, etc..I grew up w/and still do those things, but looking inside violins was NOT one of them!

Little letitia
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Private violin lessons for several years when I was growing up" "I didn't know that there was an inside of a stupid violin" - Erin Welch. Words honestly escape me...

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6 years ago

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m. b
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tho atheist, i pray this is a joke. I love rap but i'm not too savage to have seen a violin. Dare me, I even played one! Still I prefer rap, regardless the high IQ. How to breed this kind of extraordinary human?

Ashley Dopp
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reading all the posts up to this point has me feeling bad about humanity on the internet. It's like people just bide their time waiting to comment on something that makes them look or feel superior. Meanwhile, they come off as dumb themselves. Are we all that desperate for self-esteem and validation?

Sel Bonda
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Skylights are sexy! Where do i get a peg to tune myself before fingering the body?!

James Grey
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The inside of a violin is actually very beautiful.... has a calming, soothing feel about it.

Paulo Caballero Cabrera
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I listen rap music more artistic and clever than what choro could ever be, what a snob, good grief.

Siddharth Rath
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6 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love how they were just like, "I got this, let me break it down for you."

danielw
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

secretly, it's a picture of a frank lloyd wright house made to look like the inside of a violin.

Apollo
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope choro-q is joking. I can't bear the thought he/she could be serious.

Tony Moon
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This guy's funny bone is so broken, it dried up, turned to dust, flew away on the wind and is now scattered around the world.

Aubrey
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i want to liv ethere but duuude were da HUMER??? CHORO-q

Little letitia
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Attempting to decipher the meaning behind your 'unique' comment has given me quite the headache! (And I'm still no closer to cracking it!)

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diane a
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's a Cello and isnt small enough to carry on your shoulder

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BusLady
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If the Irish pubs adopted this policy, they would do just fine, since half the people in the U.S. claim to be Irish.

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chi-wei shen
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The answer by purple7122 is symptomatic for so many discussions on the internet. Many people are so outraged by small errors that they cannot even see the bigger picture or, in this case, the joke. It’s as if his/her brain stopped processing any information after reading the words Star Trek.

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SykesDaMan
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've already posted this somewhere in BP, but what the hell: "There are 3 sorts of people in the world, those who know how to count, and those who don't!"

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Zenozenobee
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Friendzone".... I'm tired of this word. If you act nice toward a woman just to get in her bed, you're not a nice guy nor a friend so, you're just in the "douchezone".

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Daria B
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep! I totally know a few women in my life who look like various kinds of dog breeds! Quit whining! ♥

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Dian Ella Lillie
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As an Australian, I can most vehementaly assure you that our toilest do flush in the opposite direction.

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LittleGrayMouse
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My textdoor neighbour has been giving out my number while going out for years... Get some interesting phonecalls sometimes.

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BusLady
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can't bring in outside food. They want to charge you $5 for a bucket of day old popcorn covered in "butter."

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