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Danny Has 1,496 Bananas Protecting Him From Outside Forces. If He Eats 1,369 Of Them, How Many Are Left?

$Danny Has 1,496 Bananas Protecting Him From Outside Forces. If He Eats 1,369 Of Them, How Many Are Left?$

Final score:

209points

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JeffC 5 years ago

Not nearly enough to protect him from the killer monkeys!!!

88points

My Friend Purchased 28 Industrial Sized Clear Bags Of Cheetos. Each Bag Cost Him $65. What Was The Amount He Paid In Total?

$My Friend Purchased 28 Industrial Sized Clear Bags Of Cheetos. Each Bag Cost Him $65. What Was The Amount He Paid In Total?$

Final score:

209points

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Elena 5 years ago

The answer is he paid too much.

202points

We can’t imagine what went through somebody’s head when they decided to buy 600 bottles of soda, a bajillion bananas, or so many Cheetos that you could comfortably survive in a post-apocalyptic world for several hundred years. While thoroughly impressive (and expensive to boot), the question that pops into our minds is: Why? Were you that thirsty/hungry/bored?

Example From A Math Textbook

$Example From A Math Textbook$

Final score:

186points

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JeffC 5 years ago

YOU + ME + NUTELLA - YOU = PURE HAPPINESS

131points

I Always Wondered How Many Bananas It Would Take To Fill A Car

$I Always Wondered How Many Bananas It Would Take To Fill A Car$

Final score:

180points

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Devyn Nagy 5 years ago

Goooooodnes!!

31points

The Moment The Cashier Found The Person From The Math Problems

$The Moment The Cashier Found The Person From The Math Problems$

Final score:

178points

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George Digamma 5 years ago

''So, you like bananas''

54points

While math problems about somebody named Sarah buying 300 gallons of milk might seem like a waste of time to some, learning math is actually very important. Pi Day writes that learning math helps improve your brain and might even help you make good decisions faster.

I Was The Kid From Your First Grade Math Problems With 87 Watermelons And 132 Cantaloupes

$I Was The Kid From Your First Grade Math Problems With 87 Watermelons And 132 Cantaloupes$

Final score:

164points

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Aria Whitaker 5 years ago

This doesn't look so strange, just looks like a harvest on a small melon farm or something...

56points

I Think About Him Every Day. Why Did He Need The Bananas? Why Did He Need The Milk?

$I Think About Him Every Day. Why Did He Need The Bananas? Why Did He Need The Milk?$

Final score:

151points

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Nini Meow 5 years ago

He has a zoo

74points

David Jeu 5 years ago

Is he filling cows?

16points

Raabh Aquino 5 years ago

Or makes banana bread to sell...

10points

Daniela-Iulia Balaciu 5 years ago

Or a kindergarten

8points

Beatrix CHOI 4 years ago

then he will get them stright from the farm

0points

Hanzo Hattori 5 years ago

:D :D :D

0points

Krishna Vishwas 5 years ago

Banana shake?

18points

Katrė 5 years ago

more like banana shake pool in this case:D

7points

Kris June Mason 5 years ago

I met a guy in line at our local store that was buying 20 gallons of milk - said he bought this much twice a week - he said he is in charge of a local Mexican restaurant and it's cheaper for him to get it from the local store than have it delivered and he regularly goes thru that much - mostly for kids wanting chocolate milk. Never would have guessed this one.

9points

Analyn Lahr 5 years ago

He could be shopping for a care home or something.

6points

Pretty Pangolin 5 years ago

Yes, I was thinking he belongs to a church that puts on meals for people in need.

4points

Margie S. 5 years ago

I would have asked him, as I will admit it, I am very nosy.

6points

mr toto 5 years ago

Me Gary, me like banana milkshake

5points

Julie He 5 years ago

This was me when I worked at Baskin Robbins, a boatload of bananas and milk for milkshakes and banana splits, nothing else.

5points

Koala King 5 years ago

Maybe he’s a science teacher

5points

Kevin Donegan 5 years ago

I'm guessing he works at a smoothie shop in the next strip mall over.

5points

Jo Browne 5 years ago

Plenty of smoothies

2points

Martha Meyer 5 years ago

Clearly he was going to make a loooot of banana milk!

2points

Karen Bassler 5 years ago

Had a customer at our natural foods store put ALL the butter into her cart, drive it around the store for several hours and then leave it in an aisle...

2points

Toast Of Saint Louis 5 years ago

Sometimes it's other stores buying all that stuff for resale and hike up the price and they do this a lot if it's a poor neighborhood hood who wants to eat healthy. Or, he could be buying all that for a homeless shelter, I've seen that too.

2points

Theory Buchannon 5 years ago

for pudding

2points

Mark 5 years ago

This might explain the banana thing https://www.independent.co.uk/news/banana-economics-buy-942lb-of-fruit-give-it-away-and-make-pounds-25-profit-1283219.html

1point

Monika Soffronow 5 years ago

He helps a number of single mothers feed their children, or donates to a food bank.

1point

Rench 5 years ago

He's throwing a party! Duh!

1point

Lsai Aeon 5 years ago

BANANA SOUP!!!! Cut one banana into slices, put in bowl, pour milk over, enjoy

1point

Michael Cannady 1 year ago

because of milky banana

0points

Michael Cannady 1 year ago

because of milky bananas

0points

David O'Brien 5 years ago

He has an insane amount of Rice Krispies at home.

0points

Dolevaal 5 years ago

Banana-milks for every day. Maybe they'll make you a superhero one day.

0points

Fe Huyghe 5 years ago

milkshake, duh.

0points

Vaida Kuodytė 5 years ago

Banana milkshakes. Obvs

0points

Kailey Ding 5 years ago

My goodness

0points

Karina Andersen 5 years ago

banana milkshakes for scouts

0points

Mandy Delaforce (PC Girl) 5 years ago

Banana smoothies or banana sundaes. :D

0points

Daniel (ShadowDrakken) 5 years ago

Pudding.

0points

Batwench Premium 5 years ago

Very fond of banana milkshakes?

0points

Jen Sam 5 years ago

calcium and potassium!

0points

Just saying 5 years ago

To go in his Frosted Flakes, of course.

0points

Alican Gürkan 5 years ago

I think if you eat and drink together you get diarrhea

0points

Tomáš Mesároš 5 years ago

well now i need a banana milkshake

0points

M Flo W 5 years ago

Quite obviously to make a ridiculous amount of banana milk.

0points

Teri Donovan 5 years ago

Hurricane coming and he wanted to make banana bread??

0points

Anh Trâm 5 years ago

Banana shake party, babe!

0points

Sarcasticow 5 years ago

He has smoothies to make

0points

Ms Phit 5 years ago

Probably works for a homeless shelter- I used to be the banana person on our meal team- every month I'd have to bring 60-80 bananas for the people that were staying in the shelter. Got some strange looks when I was in the store, but it also started some good conversations about how to help out people who really needed some care. (didn't want to clean out the stores of bananas so I'd often have to go to two stores to get them all)

0points

Brandy Grote 5 years ago

Why didn't he get Corn Flakes?

0points

Agfox 5 years ago

On his way to the Annual Smoothie Festival

0points

Roberto Durante 5 years ago

for his morning shake

0points

Miss Cris 5 years ago

A baby monkey?

0points

Alejandro Vega 5 years ago

He's friends with Mr Heckles!!

0points

Alejandro Vega 5 years ago

Calcium and potassium!!

0points

Beverley Ann 5 years ago

his milkshake brings all the apes to the yard?

0points

Oda Seguin 5 years ago

Ooooor he's making a big milkshake!

0points

Paul Chang 5 years ago

Making a lot of splits and shakes

0points

spirit wolf 5 years ago

Theres milkshake, yards, and some creatures involved in his life.

0points

misteriosa 5 years ago

Coupons he absolutely didn't want to go to waste even though probably most of the purchase will? Although I sincerely hope it is for humanitarian reasons.

0points

Malwin Wellham 5 years ago

Because his Milkshake brings boys to the yard

0points

Cordi Schmidtová 5 years ago

A summer camp for children...

0points

Carol Emory 5 years ago

He may be making Banana Cream Pie!

0points

Brandi Gates 5 years ago

He must own a bunch of kindergarteners.

0points

JustSomeKid 5 years ago

He's a 1-3rd grade math teacher bringing word problems to real life.

0points

Dynein 5 years ago

My parents have a fruit-beverage themed party every year (it's always the same, everyone loved it when they did it the first time round so they decided to repeat it every year), so my mother has made similar purchases... Maybe this man is throwing a party with lots of banana-shake?

0points

Soda For 6 Cents. The Obvious Course Of Action. I Think, They Got 600 Bottles. They Are Definitely People From Math Book

$Soda For 6 Cents. The Obvious Course Of Action. I Think, They Got 600 Bottles. They Are Definitely People From Math Book$

Final score:

142points

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JeffC 5 years ago

Sick sense or 6 cents? lol;)

61points

What’s more, math helps you tell time: a surprising number of kids (and adults) can’t read the hands on an analog clock, and it’s a useful skill to have, even if we are living in the digital age.

#10

Math Problems Never Been This Real

$Math Problems Never Been This Real$

Final score:

132points

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JeffC 5 years ago

Nah I'm good thanks

30points

#11

He's The Guy From Your Math Problems

$He's The Guy From Your Math Problems$

Final score:

113points

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JeffC 5 years ago

RIP Math problem guy....

75points

Found The Car From All The Middle School Math Problems

$Found The Car From All The Middle School Math Problems$

Final score:

109points

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Natalie N 5 years ago

I enjoyed the fact that someone put some serious thought into their placement and position

50points

Math has some serious applications in real life when you grow up as well. It helps you balance your budget, make sound financial decisions, and avoid debt.

#13

The Man From Our Math Problems

$The Man From Our Math Problems$

Final score:

102points

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JeffC 5 years ago

He needs to stop loafing around...

70points

#14

Met One Of Those Guys From The Math Problems Tonight

$Met One Of Those Guys From The Math Problems Tonight$

Final score:

91points

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John L 5 years ago

You know I have seen this quite a bit. I wonder what they do with all that milk at one time?

30points

#15

This Is The Person You Learned About In Math Class: "Sally Bought 1000 Bags Of Chips"

$This Is The Person You Learned About In Math Class: "Sally Bought 1000 Bags Of Chips"$

Final score:

90points

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JeffC 5 years ago

She's a chip off the old block!!!

35points

There’s even a place for math in the kitchen — basics like adding, subtracting, multiplication and division help modify recipes to fit the number of people you’re treating to a delicious dinner. Let’s just hope that dinner isn’t going to be a fruit salad made up of 500 apples and 400 bananas.

#16

A Guy Buys 38 Watermelons, He Can Take 2 In Both Hands, How Many Times Will It Take For Him To Bring All Of Them Home?

$A Guy Buys 38 Watermelons, He Can Take 2 In Both Hands, How Many Times Will It Take For Him To Bring All Of Them Home?$

Final score:

83points

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Mala Qiu 5 years ago

Ahhh, Costco, how I miss thee.

6points

If Brian Buys 2000 Bananas And Eats Half Of Them In One Sitting, How Many Loaves Of Banana Bread Can He Make With The Remaining Bananas?

$If Brian Buys 2000 Bananas And Eats Half Of Them In One Sitting, How Many Loaves Of Banana Bread Can He Make With The Remaining Bananas?$

Final score:

80points

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Kath Leen 5 years ago

he will get stone poop

4points

#18

Found The Guy From The Math Problems

$Found The Guy From The Math Problems$

Final score:

70points

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Phoenix Smith 5 years ago

how do they stay up there?

26points

#19

I'm The Guy From Your Math Books Who Has A Ton Of Pizzas In Their Car

$I'm The Guy From Your Math Books Who Has A Ton Of Pizzas In Their Car$

Final score:

68points

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George Digamma 5 years ago

He must prepare an amazing party

40points

#20

I Found The Guy From All Those Elementary School Math Problems At Walmart

$I Found The Guy From All Those Elementary School Math Problems At Walmart$

Final score:

64points

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Mewton’s Third Paw 5 years ago

He looks proud / kinda smug

30points

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What do you think ?

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Chris Kourou 5 years ago

Apparently there is something going on about buying huge amounts of bananas. TELL US WHAT IT IS

47points

DE Ray 5 years ago

Mash one banana. Beat one egg. Combine. Congratulations, you have pseudo-pancake batter.

19points

DE Ray 5 years ago

I didn't work in retail long, but I had several cases of people doing things like this - turns out most of them owned their own stores and decided it was cheaper to buy the products from the store I was working at than to get it from a wholesaler. There was one store owner who bought 24 bottles of motor oil from us every week, and told me he sold it at twice the price he bought it for.

25points

Stijn Van Hove 5 years ago

Supermarket chains here have a very unionised workforce, so they can never stay open past 20h00. We have other small independent stores where it's usually just one guy and his family running it, and those tend to be open all night, but they usually don't have the connections with wholesalers. So they also do this. Go to the big supermarkets during the day to stock up, then at night sell it at double the cost to whomever is desperate enough to need groceries at 22h00.

4points

SirPatTheCat 5 years ago

I'm going to wonder forever what in the world these people are doing with that much food. Why were bananas a common food to buy a kajillion of? Are they planning to eat it all themselves? Do they work for a business that only makes banana bread? So many questions, so little answers...

13points

Dorothy Parker 5 years ago

Chocolate dipped frozen bananas on a stick.

5points

Dianna Siever 5 years ago

My theory for the bananas is banana splits. You'd get the ice cream and toppings directly from the distributor, possibly far in advance, but you'd need to purchase the bananas no more than two days prior. Nutella and banana people are getting together for a gigantic party, and I want to go too.

6points

Parmeisan 5 years ago

I don't think I was doing the same math classes as you all. Now, show me the person with a flagpole that is 5.4m tall who is tying a string from the top of the flagpole to the tip of its shadow which is 2.2m....

4points

Martha Meyer 5 years ago

This will be a common sight in the UK soon. Brexit is coming. Panic buying will ensue. The smart ones will buy tons of toilet paper instead of bananas.

2points

Rosie Hamilton 5 years ago

Oh yes. Panic buyers are the worst though - they cause more of the shortages than actual shortages. The bit I'm worried about is only my meds.

2points

Live Era Nemow 5 years ago

Why are so many off these pics about bananas? Wtf

2points

Live Era Nemow 5 years ago

*of

0points

Nami Tantrum 5 years ago

a few days ago i saw my first math problem perseon xD... bought about five kilos of bananas

2points

Night Owl 5 years ago (edited)

Only about 5 kg? Apparently he was underachieving. :D

5points

Elaine 5 years ago

Why are there sooo many fruit especially bananas

1point

Steve Barnett 5 years ago

Bit like if there's the threat of snow in the UK. There will be no bread or milk at all left in the supermarkets. It's like everyone's having massive toast and tea parties.

1point

beloved 5 years ago

Fruit, but mostly bananas...with the exception of Surge soda lol

1point

Rosie Hamilton 5 years ago

Surge sounds more like a laundry detergent.

2points

My O My 5 years ago

Why is food this cheap?

1point

Ben Smith 5 years ago

What are you trying to ask?

1point

Missy Barton 5 years ago

I passed a pickup truck the other day that's bed was full of bread.

1point

Lucille Wenzel 5 years ago

These made me LOL

1point

Lesbian Thespian 1 year ago

why are most of these bananas? Like what is it about the bananas???

0points

Parker Green 4 years ago

My Lord!

0points

Dolevaal 5 years ago

I kinda love the idea that some people will handle the elementary math problems seriously.

0points

Kathleen Nelson 5 years ago

Hey- I taught maths for 36 years and NEVER saw a problem in any text book that even comes close to these ridiculous situations!

0points

Cookiefoot 5 years ago

I'm trying to figure out the bananas too. I hope the world doesn't run out of bananas. This seems a little scary.

0points

Roger Haywood 5 years ago

I was asked to do some shopping for an elderly relative once. On the list was 100 rolls. I thought she meant bread rolls, so I got them. She meant loo rolls, as in toilet paper. Anyone can make a mistake.

0points

R.s. Potter 5 years ago

The owners of small neighbourhood strip mall restaurants sometimes shop this way, if an item is on sale. A man in front of me in the checkout line had a huge quantity of meat. I asked him if he had a Bengal tiger in his basement.

0points

Si 5 years ago (edited)

God. If you must take covert photos of people to plaster on social media would you at least have the decency to hide their faces?

0points

Dr.Scott 5 years ago

I sailed through O Chem easier than word problems in 5th grade math.

0points

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Chris Kourou 5 years ago

Apparently there is something going on about buying huge amounts of bananas. TELL US WHAT IT IS

47points

DE Ray 5 years ago

Mash one banana. Beat one egg. Combine. Congratulations, you have pseudo-pancake batter.

19points

DE Ray 5 years ago

25points

Stijn Van Hove 5 years ago

4points

SirPatTheCat 5 years ago

13points

Dorothy Parker 5 years ago

Chocolate dipped frozen bananas on a stick.

5points

Dianna Siever 5 years ago

6points

Parmeisan 5 years ago

4points

Martha Meyer 5 years ago

This will be a common sight in the UK soon. Brexit is coming. Panic buying will ensue. The smart ones will buy tons of toilet paper instead of bananas.

2points

Rosie Hamilton 5 years ago

Oh yes. Panic buyers are the worst though - they cause more of the shortages than actual shortages. The bit I'm worried about is only my meds.

2points

Live Era Nemow 5 years ago

Why are so many off these pics about bananas? Wtf

2points

Live Era Nemow 5 years ago

*of

0points

Nami Tantrum 5 years ago

a few days ago i saw my first math problem perseon xD... bought about five kilos of bananas

2points

Night Owl 5 years ago (edited)

Only about 5 kg? Apparently he was underachieving. :D

5points

Elaine 5 years ago

Why are there sooo many fruit especially bananas

1point

Steve Barnett 5 years ago

Bit like if there's the threat of snow in the UK. There will be no bread or milk at all left in the supermarkets. It's like everyone's having massive toast and tea parties.

1point

beloved 5 years ago

Fruit, but mostly bananas...with the exception of Surge soda lol

1point

Rosie Hamilton 5 years ago

Surge sounds more like a laundry detergent.

2points

My O My 5 years ago

Why is food this cheap?

1point

Ben Smith 5 years ago

What are you trying to ask?

1point