Lol!!!

Perfect response to this nonsense!

Maybe it was a broom closet?

Err, what? Who sits in a car at the park?

I'd rather listen to Garbage than hymns

So every time you got a letter you thought it was the first one? Like 50 first dates?

It's true I'm the biceps I was there clapping

Ah yes. So much sex. So many. Like at least a hundred. Right. Much wow.

And then the heavens opened and spewed them with money, and oh, life is just so ditsy daisy!

Very bad photoshop

I wonder what the “smoke” in particular alludes to....

I think the "NASA scientist" in a labcoat was actually an emergency mental health nurse carting them off , "Of course the earth is flat, just look here while I put this strappy jacket on you"...

If I worked for NASA I’d want to troll flat earthers too (not that I believe this bullcrap of a story)

Yes, he must have been a NASA agent bc he said so. I mean there's no way he was blasted, or drunk or just joking. Yes I work at NASA too and the moon landing was fake. You HAVE to believe me right? Just bc I said so?

I get on a site called Christian forums (I'm agnostic) to watch them fight over who is wrong or right in religion. Tons of people on there believe the bible says the earth is flat.

And then I woke up.

Why isn't the Moon flat? Why are all the other planets spheres? Why is the Sun a sphere? Why are falling drops of water spheres? Why do liquids form into a sphere in zero gravity? Please ask your NASA retard next time he drops around to smoke crack.

I think that someone was taking the pee out of the Official FlatEarth Discussion.

Flat earth is not even info, much less top secret. NASA though...a huge waste of money.

Hmmm.. then the rocket launches are "fake" as well as the math it took to get up there?

I remember reading this on reddit and being shocked that people believe it. Its also so easy to see how and why she faked it

She was looking for Mr' Goodbar and found tons of bad sense.

Who the f**k uses "KAPOW"? Haven't seen that since the 1964 BATMAN series.

And you believe random guys over generations of science

yeah it got interesting and wierd cause you were effing dreaming lmao

A dome? Who puts a dome? What is it made of? Who build it? Why CO2 hasn't kill us yet?

The earth's flat, you must be insane if you think it's still fizzy!

I HIGHLY doubt that.... NASA would NEVER, and i repeat NEVER give out info that is , one NOT true and two CONFIDENTIAL.

I have random guys visit me all the time...

He probably doesn't even work there.

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(ahem .. clears throat) I interned at NASA back in 2006. I helped extract information from the Mars Project. I saw pictures of all kinds of things. I find it HIGHLY unlikely you came across a NASA person - let alone one who claimed the earth is flat. Maybe it was the janitor who dusted one of the pictures of Earth hanging on the wall?

Nice lacing tho

And then I woke up....

Ah yes, because chickens that aren't slaughtered in your backyard, but come prepackaged to the store from somewhere else, are all grown on trees and plucked from the branches when ripe...

Yeah, we do that in Africa all the time.....NOT!

This one is pretty funny.

For somebody with a PhD and a Doctorate(allegedly), their writing doesn't reflect that. 9 year program for the required degrees to design and make medicines in theUS

This one made me LOL.

The scary part is some dudes are really so deranged, they'll mistake any kind of old look (even disgust) for lust. I had a dude follow me home from the subway one day asking for a date. I'd been staring at him on the subway because he was fat, ugly and looked like he hadn't showered in a week and he apparently mistook that for interest on my part!!

I beat couple of cops too and got away with that...in GTA5

At 5 years old, you were still learning how to spell your name.

Starbucks giving out free drinks? That's the dumbest part.

Thousands of doctors, medical officials, scientists, reputable organisations, and other experts, asking you to wear a mask is considered “fake news,” yet the claim of one "nurse" is suddenly considered a universal opinion? And speaking of which, we are here to deal with facts, not opinions.

"No, thank you" would have sufficed.

I ain't sucking up your story

Teenagers scare the living s**t out of me.