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Nobody is innocent when it comes to exaggerating things we’ve seen, heard, or participated in. Like, that smashing b-day party of yours in an abandoned castle that got everyone talking. Except that it was your uncle’s porch and the only guests were your twin cousins from Wyoming.

We’ve all been there, done that, but sometimes things go from exaggerated to plain made-up in an instant. And there’s a subreddit called r/thatHappened dedicated entirely, as its description says, to “true stories that are 100% true and actually happened.” You get the sarcasm.

As for evidence, the 1.3 million members of the community are sharing screenshots of people lying their hearts out with a straight face. Trust me, the result is totally hilarious.

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    All humans possess the ability to lie: it’s something we’re born with and we die with. One study published in the Journal of Basic and Applied Social Psychology found that 60 percent of people can’t go 10 minutes without telling a lie. At the same time, another study published by the American Psychological Association suggested that lying less was linked to better average health, both mental and physical.

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    So, why on earth do we lie, then? To find out, Bored Panda reached out to Traci Brown, a fraud-busting body language expert. It turns out, "we learn the benefits of lying when we’re little, like protecting ourselves from punishment or to get what we want. Situations have more gravity as we get older and lying can protect our relationships or even millions in fraud theft,” Traci explained.

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    Ya Cause Being Asleep In Your Car Means You’re In College!

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    BusLady
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So every time you got a letter you thought it was the first one? Like 50 first dates?

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    Sometimes, we lie just to make other people around us feel good about themselves, so not all lies are inherently bad. But it turns out that “people who tend to lie frequently do for a couple of reasons: survival or they can't tell the difference between truth and a lie.”

    Traci said that mental illness can also be the reason for an urge to lie. “It runs the scale from narcissism to psychopaths. And these folks make up about 15% of the population.”

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    And The Trainer Was Fired

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    S.
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's true I'm the biceps I was there clapping

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    Invited To Teach Sex Ed Because Of Immense Experience

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    S.
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes. So much sex. So many. Like at least a hundred. Right. Much wow.

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    What Magazine Has A Full Map And A Picture Of Jesus?

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    Brigs
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then the heavens opened and spewed them with money, and oh, life is just so ditsy daisy!

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    Lying big always starts from simple steps, aka lying small. First, as kids, we learn to tell pro-social lies, like telling your grandma you like that new hand-knit sweater she gave you on Christmas when, in fact, you can’t even look at it.

    According to this study from the journal Nature Neuroscience, “when people tell small lies, the brain becomes desensitized to the pang of guilt that dishonesty usually causes.”

    The more little pro-lies we give, the less guilt we feel, and the more it snowballs into bigger lies that suddenly become way easier. In some cases, people get so used to falsifying or fabricating things that they start believing their lies. At some point, it turns into habit and it becomes incredibly hard to quit for good.

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    And Then, The Vaccines Gave Everyone Autism

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    S.
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what the “smoke” in particular alludes to....

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    Martha Meyer
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, because chickens that aren't slaughtered in your backyard, but come prepackaged to the store from somewhere else, are all grown on trees and plucked from the branches when ripe...

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    In The Jungle, The Mighty Jungle The Lion Claps Tonight

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    This Is Probably The Worst One I Have Ever Seen In The Wild

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    Medical Expert Here

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    Bill
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    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For somebody with a PhD and a Doctorate(allegedly), their writing doesn't reflect that. 9 year program for the required degrees to design and make medicines in theUS

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    Delusional Tall Man Thinks Women Openly Drool Over His Phenomenal Height

    Delusional Tall Man Thinks Women Openly Drool Over His Phenomenal Height

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    Martha Meyer
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The scary part is some dudes are really so deranged, they'll mistake any kind of old look (even disgust) for lust. I had a dude follow me home from the subway one day asking for a date. I'd been staring at him on the subway because he was fat, ugly and looked like he hadn't showered in a week and he apparently mistook that for interest on my part!!

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not condone strangers following other strangers. I also do not condone staring at someone because they are "fat, ugly and looked like he hadn't showered in a week".

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    Marnie
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I won't look continuously" -> That is called "staring". You are saying that you sould NOT stare. Martha Meyer by contrast said "I'd been staring at him".

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    4 years ago

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    Ya but what r u gonna do when someone IS ugly fat and hadn't showered for a week. I won't look continuously cause I would be genuinely disgusted. And ugly is a personal benchmark of what u consider it to be. But still...

    PotatoNinja5000
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    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He shouldn't have followed up by stalking you, but perhaps he chose to believe you had nice intentions rather than you staring at him for rude reasons? Seriously, rule 1 of not getting followed: don't be an asshole yourself. Second rule: don't engage with the person if you think he's creepy.

    Hugo Raible
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor guy being so desparate that he would even pursue a horrible person like you.

    Marvin HoG
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    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know what I do what I see someone fat & ugly? I turn away from the mirror 🤣 You know what I do when I see someone fat & ugly in public? I don't stare and judge them because I don't know them or what's going on in their life and I also know that beauty is subjective so they aren't actually ugly to me.

    Susan Mercurio
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to say, "Hello" to a guy whom I saw every day on the bus going home from work. He asked if he could come over one day and started hitting on me. He told me the reason he did that was because he thought I was hot for him, and when I asked him what I could possibly have done to give him that impression, he said that I said "Hello." God help us.

    fuggnuggins
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your fault for staring at people. Another issue I find is that some people are so entrenched in their own opinions and confined experiences that they simply won't accept even reasonable situations as possible.

    Amaranthim Talon
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    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well- not to be picky - but you shouldn't have been staring at him. It's none of your business..

    eezycheezes101
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the hell would do that tho. Everyone is different and everyone is beautiful. Yeah some guys do that, but he might think there's a chance that someone besides you will like him for who he is. Sorry not sorry.

    Eduard Korhonen
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone clearly lying as a reply to someone else clearly lying 🙄

    J&B FitzTubeKidz
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not showering for a week? Understand. Fat and ugly? Just shut up. And how do you even know he doesn’t shower? Did you ask him? Sure hope you didn’t.

    Aasha Rooks [STUDENT]
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    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    perhaps some kind of dude like that is "deranged" enough to want to marry someone is terrible as you

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or when you just zone out and realize the guy in your line of sight thinks you're trying to hit on him.

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    Some Cool Guy
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 6 foot 5. Being able to get things down from high shelves is cool and all but you'd be surprised at how many things you bang your head on.

    Wolfstar
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend would agree with you. In high school, he started walking sorta hunched over since he kept on hitting doorways, banners, all that fun stuff.

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    Rick
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He must be really tall to have his head that far up in the clouds

    Kari Panda
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    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I‘m a woman in my thirties, but never in my life have I bitten my lip and moaned because of some random guy -.-

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok, so no woman, no matter how feaky, would ever just start moaning in public because someone is tall.

    Stille20
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you post that? Also I have a tall boyfriend, you end up needing a bigger bed. Freaking limbs everywhere. :)

    Bleeding-Angel
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I second this staement my boyfriend is literally a tree and I'm tiny so we look comedic together.

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    Joseph Rychetsky
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I third this statement my mom is 5 foot 4 and my dad is 6 foot 5 it’s absolutely hilarious

    Jo Choto
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe from that INCREDIBLE height, he can't actually hear or see what's actually going on.

    wandile dludlu
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something like this might happen, but it is greatly exaggerated here. I'm pretty sure she might have complimented him on the height only

    Juniper
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    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was driving home one night with train and one dude kept staring at me. I gave him few disgusted and annoyed looks as well and when I got up and stood at the door of the train, the f*cker stood behind me and grabbed my waist? Like fully, with both arms, a waist hug. I screamed like a banshee and sprinted the way home. Freakin terrifying. There should be a class "recognizing basics face emotions 101".

    Mimi777
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t understand this obsession with tall men. I’m a short girl and I tend to go for guys closer to my height versus tall. It’s just awkward for me to constantly be looking up at someone. Nothing wrong with tall men! Just don’t understand why some people fetishize it in particular.

    DKS 001
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and this is what every male things when a woman looks his way. In the mean time, she's thinking of all the bills to pay, the cleaning to do, her 9 hr a day job, and the bullshit she has to deal with when a male comes around.

    Mohammad Abbas
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the contrary, I am a male and the only thing I think when a woman looks in my general direction is "Oh god I did something wrong didn't I?" That goes for most interactions though.

    A Random Panda
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Believe it or not, nice, good women could not care less about your height! Amazing, right?

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    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then he realizes that this never happened and he never had a girlfriend and that he lives in a apartment and he's actually 5'1.

    Ray Martin
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember when these stories used to start with "Dear Penthouse..."

    Donald Holder
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My guess is he lost his modesty somewhere around 4' 11"", his brains around 5' 2" and is still a virgin.

    Mohammad Abbas
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He put so much of his growth into his height that he forgot about the stuff down below.

    Jaybird3939
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geez, I read a lot of romance novels, but I don't think I've ever read one this corny.

    Asper Rated
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? This is what you "got"? Being tall.... Well look at you! Just walking by, throwing "shade" everyone loves.

    Naima Ivansdóttir
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm afraid he's not lying... he could be really believe this happened.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once dated a 6 foot 8 black belt; his balls (not his testes) were the size of raisins... not all tall is good

    Sasha Kuleshov
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Soaking up"? Sure, we women soak up all the time in our TUBS! XD

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    David K
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I beat couple of cops too and got away with that...in GTA5

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    BusLady
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At 5 years old, you were still learning how to spell your name.

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    BusLady
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Starbucks giving out free drinks? That's the dumbest part.

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    And Then Everyone Clapped

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thousands of doctors, medical officials, scientists, reputable organisations, and other experts, asking you to wear a mask is considered “fake news,” yet the claim of one "nurse" is suddenly considered a universal opinion? And speaking of which, we are here to deal with facts, not opinions.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you tell him the nickname “Smartass” will never die either?

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    Capn_Ahab
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The police turned up. My son was arrested. He said "sorry I lied mom, I turned out like Dad".

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then a pianist shows up to play happy ending music while they walk into the sunset and also the sun is clapping.

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    Then Everyone Ripped Off Their Masks And Bras

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worry for the mental well being of surgeons across the globe.

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not incels making their way into the medical community

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    Warning: Vaccines Make You Magnetic

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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    must be fake.... I refuse the fact that someone can be this dumb

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    Found The Origins Of “And Everyone Clapped”

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    Supervegan Strikes Again!

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    Bill
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you "make" anything in a kitchen that just reheats frozen stuff from a bag

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    Haha This Teacher Is So Cool And Funny

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    New Mcdonalds Burger "The Mclie"

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    S.
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like they really enjoy the attention yet won't drop the name of their “one of a kind recipe” or the location of their Mickey D's.

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    Company Has Absolutely No Way Of Tracking A Severely Overpaid Employee

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    I’m Soooooooo Convinced That A Cop Would Go Drinking On Duty And Tell Someone While Driving

    I’m Soooooooo Convinced That A Cop Would Go Drinking On Duty And Tell Someone While Driving

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    “I Beat Usian Bolt’s World Record In High School And Never Told Anyone”

    “I Beat Usian Bolt’s World Record In High School And Never Told Anyone”

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    Imagine Thinking Anyone Would Believe You

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    Lauren Caswell
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that convo had really happened, it'd only b coz the pilot was yanking ur chain. Surprisingly enough they also let u into the cockpit against all regulations. Knowing smiles all round.

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    Public School Isnt That Crazy

    Public School Isnt That Crazy

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    All Three Came Down With Autism Within Hours Of Getting Vaccinated

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    Martha Meyer
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, the new autism quick test, diagnosing people within hours! How dumb do these people think we are? Diagnosing autism takes months.

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    Hole Punch Jesus

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    Why Do Anti Vax Always Make Up Crap Like This?

    Why Do Anti Vax Always Make Up Crap Like This?

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    What A Weird Friggin Thing To Say

    What A Weird Friggin Thing To Say

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    Apparently Costco Is Not Enforcing Their Own Mask Policy Let Alone A Statewide Mandate

    Apparently Costco Is Not Enforcing Their Own Mask Policy Let Alone A Statewide Mandate

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    S.
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    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kindly wrap that cape around your face in such a way it covers your mouth and your nose adequately, and make sure it's made of appropriate material.

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    Straws At Disneyland

    Straws At Disneyland

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    Guy Carries Pocket Constitution Through Airport Security Checkpoint, Doesn't Need To Show Tsa Agent His Id

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    David K
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, every Declaration minibook comes with all your ID details...this totally didn´t happen.

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    Siri Destroys Science Teacher

    Siri Destroys Science Teacher

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    S.
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I can't even get my Alexa to say hi to me.

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    #56

    Smart Ppl Don’t Boast About How Smart They Are

    Smart Ppl Don’t Boast About How Smart They Are

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    Never Thought I’d See This On My Own Feed But Sure Dude, I’m Sure The Doctor Really Said That

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    Oh Really?

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    BusLady
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    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Well you see, officer, I was speeding because my child needs to poop and we need to find a bathroom quick."

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    #59

    This Is Literally Not Even How Pokemon Go Works

    This Is Literally Not Even How Pokemon Go Works

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    I Will Never Understand The Trend Of Making Stuff Up Your “Kids” Say On Social Media

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    El muerto
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lying in social about the cool things kids say is it's own category of making stuff upp for likes

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    #61

    *Proceeds To Take Picture Of Teacher*

    *Proceeds To Take Picture Of Teacher*

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    S.
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This lady feels like a creepypasta at this point.

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    #62

    I Swear Anti-Maskers On Twitter Are A Goldmine

    I Swear Anti-Maskers On Twitter Are A Goldmine

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    Whoops, Accidental Meth

    Whoops, Accidental Meth

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    Csaba Hegedűs
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in my time in chemistry class I turned lead into gold like ALL THE TIME. What the hell do I do with all that gold. Got nicknamed Midas in school ><

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    #65

    This Sounds Like Middle Schooler Type Material

    This Sounds Like Middle Schooler Type Material

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    S.
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My response: 14th + 15th letter of the English Alphabet.

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    #66

    These Boyfriends Truly Are Rich

    These Boyfriends Truly Are Rich

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    Oh I’m Sure That’s Exactly What Happened

    Oh I’m Sure That’s Exactly What Happened

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    Came Across This In Twitter

    Came Across This In Twitter

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    BusLady
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your best friend must be invisible. You forgot to Photoshop them into the pic.

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    #69

    Your Doctor Gets Paid To Lie To Your Parents

    Your Doctor Gets Paid To Lie To Your Parents

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    That Marine Showed Him!

    That Marine Showed Him!

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    #71

    What A Weird Thing To Lie About

    What A Weird Thing To Lie About

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    Anti Vaxxer, Nurse And Doctor

    Anti Vaxxer, Nurse And Doctor

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    Juniper
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since we aren´t doing any vaccinations, would you like a list of funeral homes in your area?

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    #73

    Who The F Says “She Is So Cognitive”??

    Who The F Says “She Is So Cognitive”??

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    BusLady
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So now vaccines make kids grow twice as fast? What's next?

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    #74

    Free Frosty If You Work Hard!

    Free Frosty If You Work Hard!

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    Family Drama All Like

    Family Drama All Like

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    #76

    My 11 Year Old Cousin Just Sent Me This Unironically

    My 11 Year Old Cousin Just Sent Me This Unironically

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    That’s Like $1500 Worth Of Games

    That’s Like $1500 Worth Of Games

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    BusLady
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're gonna need that coffee to wake up from this dream...

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    #78

    Imagine Quitting Over Camo Pants

    Imagine Quitting Over Camo Pants

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    Pink
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? Cause she kept seeing floating heads and torsos? -w-

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    #79

    Nerdy Girls Unite

    Nerdy Girls Unite

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    Pyramid Scheming Mom Teaches Her Kid Magical Thinking

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    #81

    Gummy Girl

    Gummy Girl

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    J W
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and then the gum clapped for your great mooching abilities

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    #82

    Clearly The Cause Of Corona And Riots

    Clearly The Cause Of Corona And Riots

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    Move Over, Shakespeare

    Move Over, Shakespeare

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    MauKini
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The President or Shakespear... They do have a simular writing style.

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    #84

    Aight Sure

    Aight Sure

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most 15 year old children have these dreams. Nothing to worry about.

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    #85

    Cocaine Is One Heck Of A Drug

    Cocaine Is One Heck Of A Drug

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    BusLady
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    4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You opened and drank a vintage bottle of Coca Cola worth $3000??? You can buy a lot of cocaine with that.

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    #86

    I’m Sure You Did Pal

    I’m Sure You Did Pal

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    Ah Yes, Our Generation Is Truly Doomed

    Ah Yes, Our Generation Is Truly Doomed

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    Does Homeboy Not Have Parents Or A Bladder?

    Does Homeboy Not Have Parents Or A Bladder?

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    Because Someone Taped Underneath A Desk Is Super Easy To Miss

    Because Someone Taped Underneath A Desk Is Super Easy To Miss

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    #91

    Big Jeans

    Big Jeans

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    It’s True! I’m The Notebook!

    It’s True! I’m The Notebook!

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    I Finally Get To Post Here!

    I Finally Get To Post Here!

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    Csaba Hegedűs
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She sounds like the kind of woman who thinks sexism against girls is mysogyny/toxic masculinity, while sexism against boys is being a brave independent woman.

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    #94

    Man, She Sure Showed Him!

    Man, She Sure Showed Him!

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    Oh For God's Sake

    Oh For God's Sake

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    Elena B
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ordered a condom on walmart and a child arrived in the mail

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    #96

    Yes, This Is How Siri Works

    Yes, This Is How Siri Works

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    ⚞ Katniss Everdeen ⚟
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this could possibly be true, siri does accidentally send texts sometimes...

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    #97

    Did They Clap Too?

    Did They Clap Too?

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    The #1 Indicator Of Being Vegan

    The #1 Indicator Of Being Vegan

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    cybermerlin2000
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like the Barista said: Are you a Vegan? Vegan: Yes! How did you know? Barista: Because you haven't f**king shut up about it since you walked through the door

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