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#2

When You're Late For Work And Forget To Feed The King

Final score:

761points

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Ladies and Gentlemen 6 years ago

Where the fck do you think you are going hooman! Bend down and get ready for some scratches!

147points

#3

Forgot To Reposition The Camera To Take A Jump Pic, Looks Like We Hung Ourselves

Final score:

715points

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Dave the Hamster 6 years ago

This is disturbing but great photo!

194points

#4

Went To Wendy's And Realized I Forgot My Wallet At The Window. Rafael Here Paid Out Of His Own Pocket For Me And When I Thanked Him He Said "Good Samaritans Still Exist"

Final score:

666points

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Dave the Hamster 6 years ago

What a good guy! You owe him one

164points

#5

We Forgot To Tell Our Cat That We Had A Baby

Final score:

651points

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Dave the Hamster 6 years ago

YOU DIDNT TELL ME WE HAD A TINY HOOMAN IN MY HOUSE!!!!!

152points

#6

Girlfriend Forgot Her Razor, But Not The Refills. I MacGyver'd The Rest

Final score:

635points

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stellermatt 6 years ago

forkin' genius

46points

#7

This Is What Happens When You Forget Your Work Badge At Home

Final score:

613points

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Lina 6 years ago

Ha ha ha, this is actually sweet. I see me "forgetting" my badge too, just for the fun of wearing this a day long.

107points

#8

I Was Running Late For Work And Couldn't Find Her Leash, This Is How I Walked My Dog This Morning

Final score:

603points

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Dave the Hamster 6 years ago

Works every time (sometimes with humans)

134points

#9

Just Act Natural, No One Will Notice You Forgot Your Horn

Final score:

582points

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Dave the Hamster 6 years ago

I didn't even notice at first

147points

#10

A Lad That Drunk So Much During The Brazilian Carnival That He Forgot His Girlfriend Was On His Shoulders

Final score:

550points

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Aaron Kara 6 years ago

I would Black Widow the guys head off with some crazy death flip. I loathe this kind of behaviour

334points

#11

My Grandpa Hung His Skates On A Small Tree When He Was Younger. He Forgot He Had Left Them There And Found Them Years Later

Final score:

490points

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Aaron Kara 6 years ago

That's the best version of time capsule ever :)

143points

#12

Walking Around My Neighborhood; Somebody Forgot Their Halloween Decoration

Final score:

483points

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WhiteFox 6 years ago

but is that really a halloween decoration?

182points

#13

Forgot I Had A Dentist Appointment And Didn't Have Time To Change. They Think I Am Crazy In The Waiting Room

Final score:

482points

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Night Owl 6 years ago

Pirates need dentists, too

205points

#14

My Employee Forgot To Close The Bathroom Window Last Night. I Think It's A Baby Hawk

Final score:

481points

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Dave the Hamster 6 years ago

EXCUSE ME, can't a hawk go to the toilet in peace?

158points

#15

My Friend Came Home From A Mini-Vacation And Forgot To Change The Kitty Litter. This Morning She's Brushing Her Teeth And Hears A Little Tinkle

Final score:

451points

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Greg Hoggarth 6 years ago

This is a good result, especially given the alternatives available.

222points

#16

Wife Said, "We're Taking (Our Son) To An Epic Playground." I Forgot The Part Where She Said It Was At A Church

Final score:

448points

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Night Owl 6 years ago

Hahahaha. She could have noticed the shirt earlier and told you to change, or maybe she did notice and intentionally didn't say anything (and had a hard time stopping herself from laughing). Also, I need that shirt.

148points

#17

I Forgot I Was Making Caramel At Work. It's A Tad Overcooked

Final score:

430points

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Me 6 years ago

You cooked a volcano

338points

#18

Forgot To Take The Chocolate Easter Bunny Out Of The Car

Final score:

414points

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Dave the Hamster 6 years ago

His face clearly shows that he is regretting every life desicion he has made

124points

#19

This Sleeping Bag Manufacturer Forgot To Fill In The French Translation

Final score:

413points

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Night Owl 6 years ago

French french french french french french french french french french

171points

#20

My Buddy Forgot Bug Spray Last Night

Final score:

411points

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Ladies and Gentlemen 6 years ago

WHAT THE HECK! was he sleeping in swamps?

205points

#21

Explained How To Make "Snow Angels" To My Kids. Forgot One Important Detail

Final score:

402points

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Ladies and Gentlemen 6 years ago

Hahahaha... !

75points

#22

Sometimes You Just Need A Hint To Remember The Thing You Forgot You Had Forgotten

Final score:

394points

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Dave the Hamster 6 years ago

The kids face at the end...😮😮😮

131points

#23

I Found Batman Glasses And Forgot I Left Them In My Grandpa's Car. He Sent Me This Picture

Final score:

394points

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Night Owl 6 years ago

You have a cool and fun grandpa

118points

#24

A Guernsey Woman Forgot To Lock A Door And Found This Guy Inside

Final score:

384points

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Erica Vigliotti 6 years ago

"'Scuse me, have you heard the good news about cows?"

122points

#25

They Forgot To Put Their Drain Plugs In

Final score:

378points

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Aaron Kara 6 years ago

That's ferry unfortunate

213points

#26

Sooo I Forgot I Had Potatoes

Final score:

363points

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Greg Hoggarth 6 years ago

Well, if you wait long enough, you'll have more.

204points

#27

I Forgot About The Wine In The Freezer

Final score:

360points

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Night Owl 6 years ago

Now you don't have to use the corkscrew

27points

#28

Someone In Our Lab Forgot Proper Attire Today

Final score:

356points

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Dave the Hamster 6 years ago

They dropped a lab potion on their foot and turned it into a hand so their covering it up with a glove!

81points

#29

Found The Spoon, Honey

Final score:

336points

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Dave the Hamster 6 years ago

Can't imagine biting into that!

63points

#30

Heder Goes Here

Final score:

332points

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Zenozenobee 6 years ago

We should ask this guy for « Covfefe », he may have a clue

142points

#31

So, Looks Like My Neighbors Planned A Long Weekend Away

Final score:

324points

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stellermatt 6 years ago

is that wonder womans invisible car?

72points

#32

Forgot To Close The Lid

Final score:

324points

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Max L. 6 years ago

If I fit I sit

93points

#33

Tossed The Seeds Down The Sink While Carving My Jack-O-Lantern Two Weeks Ago, And Forgot To Turn On The Garbage Disposal

Final score:

323points

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Night Owl 6 years ago

Now you have to take it out, plant it and name it George

212points

#34

Dear Chocolate Factory People, You Forgot

Final score:

322points

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Night Owl 6 years ago

A naked Snickers

28points

#35

The Professor Forgot The Key To The Room Our Midterm Was Held In Today

Final score:

320points

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BetsyB 6 years ago

I'm thinking some of the kids in the sun started there when it was still shady. What an uncomfortable exam!

82points

#36

Got Pulled Over Today. Forgot I Had This In My Wallet Covering My Real License. Mr. Policeman Was Not Amused

Final score:

313points

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CultOfBambi 6 years ago

Seems legit.

93points

#37

My Niece Forgot She Had A Final To Write During Our Communities Annual Pow Wow. She Drove Over To School In Her Regalia And Wrote Her Exam. She Graduates High School Next Friday

Final score:

306points

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stellermatt 6 years ago

another feather in her cap

101points

#38

So My Neighbors Put A Headboard Out For The Trash And Apparently Forgot Something

Final score:

296points

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WhiteFox 6 years ago

okay so whats the oh.

77points

#39

Someone Forgot That MRIs Are Giant Magnets

Final score:

286points

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Night Owl 6 years ago

That can be a dangerous thing to forget

122points

#40

I Have A Lazy Eye And Forgot My Glasses For Our Family Pictures. My Brother Fixed It For Me

Final score:

265points

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Ladies and Gentlemen 6 years ago

It runs in the family!

52points

#41

Washed The Dog's Bed Last Night, Forgot To Lay It Back Down. He's Been A Little Pissed All Morning

Final score:

264points

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fruit_panda 6 years ago

"The s**t I have to put up with"

13points

#42

"Forgot To Charge Arm Last Night. Charging At Cellphone Charge Area At Airport" Angel Giuffria

Final score:

256points

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Monika Soffronow 6 years ago

Amazing!

57points

#43

I Forgot To Feed The Dog The Other Morning. The Wife Sent Me This

Final score:

243points

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Dave the Hamster 6 years ago

Doggo doesn't have food doggo is sad

89points

#44

I Occasionally Forget My Employee Is Colorblind, But Then I Ask Him To Price Out New Inventory

Final score:

243points

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CultOfBambi 6 years ago

Nice vase! Do you have it in green though?

84points

#45

Semi Driver Forgot To Shut The Back Door On His Load Of Tomatoes

Final score:

239points

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Jill 6 years ago

Asch, don’t worry, he’ll ketchup eventually.

213points

#46

Truck Driver Forgot To Uncouple The Container On His Trailer In The Rotterdam Harbor Last Night

Final score:

237points

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Aaron Kara 6 years ago

I don't even...what, how did..argh f**k it

92points

#47

I Think They Forgot Something

Final score:

235points

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Max L. 6 years ago

Don't worry, your mailbox is already full of their flyers.

65points

#48

Girlfriend Forgot To Get Rid Of Her Gross "Shower Hair" I Decided To Make Some Art

Final score:

232points

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Khairul Syazwan 6 years ago

classic!

47points

#49

Warrior Forgot His Sunscreen

Final score:

230points

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Christine K 6 years ago

The best before and after pic of the year =D

69points

#50

The One And Only Time I Forgot To Put Up The Baby Gate Before I Showered

Final score:

230points

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Patricia Ross 6 years ago

They watch, they wait, they prey on your weakness.

14points

#51

If I Forget To Lock The Door. My Dog Barges In And Guards Me Whilst I Poop

Final score:

230points

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Roger Haywood 6 years ago

So that's why it's a 'poo'ch

62points

#52

I Just Got A New Phone And This Was One Of The Photos The Previous Owner Forgot To Delete

Final score:

223points

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Me 6 years ago

He went bananas

130points

#53

This Is My 69-Year-Old Dad. Today He Climbed A Big-Ass Tree To Cut Off Some Branches, But Somehow Forgot The Rope To Get Down Again. He Had To Wait For Me To Get Home

Final score:

208points

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Christine K 6 years ago

It took me a while to find your dad

61points

#54

When Your Son "Forgets" To Tell You About The No Green Shirts On Picture Day Rule

Final score:

206points

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Carmen Elena 6 years ago

I think it´s cool.

59points

#55

Well At Least He Doesn't Sound Bad

Final score:

204points

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Me 6 years ago

But he knows to play the tune as well as the kid next to him

68points

#56

He Forgot To Put Water In His Cup O' Noodles

Final score:

202points

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Aaron Kara 6 years ago

"That was the day I became a man"...

119points

#57

I Needed To Borrow My Wife's Phone... She Said Her Password Was Our Anniversary. I Gave The Phone Back And Said I Didn't Know What Happened

Final score:

192points

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Ladies and Gentlemen 6 years ago

Well, I wonder who has got the wrong date?

55points

#58

Forgot My Dog's Leash. We're Having A Good Time

Final score:

191points

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Night Owl 6 years ago

Is that his skateboard? Nice doggie :D

39points

#59

My Coworker Forgot Her Contact Lens Case, So She Improvised

Final score:

188points

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Night Owl 6 years ago

Smart

59points

#60

So My Aunt Forgot To Put A Baby Lock On One Of Her Cabinets

Final score:

184points

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CultOfBambi 6 years ago

Is he crying or laughing?

79points

#61

Somebody Forgot A Zero. Thanks Shop Rite 5.5 Lbs Of Sharp Provolone For $3.40

Final score:

160points

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Roger Haywood 6 years ago

That's a good deal.

45points

#62

They're Removing A Parking Lot At My Work, But One Person Forgot To Move Their Car

Final score:

160points

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fruit_panda 6 years ago

"I'm...so lonely. So lonely and all alone"

62points

#63

Hi, I'll Have Two Lorem Ipsum Pizzas

Final score:

159points

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sh 6 years ago

Haha, this caption is great.

72points

#64

My Buddy Lives Next Door To A Car Dealership And Forgot His Parking Brake

Final score:

155points

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Night Owl 6 years ago

The imposter is hiding

48points

#65

Guy At My School Forgot Something This Morning

Final score:

152points

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Joe Clark 6 years ago

FAKE. He would have felt it.

27points

#66

Cop At My University Forgot His Bicycle Lock. So He Improvised

Final score:

147points

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SBW71 6 years ago

That'll work

45points

#67

Cousin Went Fishing, Her Boyfriend Forgot The Paddle, A Little Hillbilly Engineering

Final score:

146points

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LOttawa 6 years ago

But they had a pitch fork?!?!

170points

#68

I Ordered A Package From Amazon And They Forgot To Remove The Scanner From My Box

Final score:

146points

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Max L. 6 years ago

Ok, you had one job, but you're the winner here.

34points

#69

Don't Forget Your Gear

Final score:

145points

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Zenozenobee 6 years ago

And it have to be pink because pink is "girly" and it's a shame to look like a girl?

141points

#70

Someone Forgot To Put The Ice Tray Back In The Freezer

Final score:

143points

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Khairul Syazwan 6 years ago

hooooooooooooooooow

53points

#71

There Was An Attempt To Enjoy That Sunny Mid-January Weather

Final score:

142points

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Greg Hoggarth 6 years ago

Eh, I left the passenger window of my car open overnight and it rained. Was much worse than this.

36points

#72

My Friend Forgot His Coke In The Freezer

Final score:

137points

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Ida M B 6 years ago

"Forgot coke in freezer hahahaha" (Danish)

73points

#73

So I Got Interviewed For Buying Fireworks. The Person Forgot To Ask Me For My Name, I Preferred This One

Final score:

135points

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Night Owl 6 years ago

A new superhero :)

38points

#74

Someone Forgot To Log Out

Final score:

134points

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Night Owl 6 years ago

Someone was having fun :D

47points

#75

I Forgot My Fork At Home

Final score:

132points

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Max L. 6 years ago

we say here "mc gyver cleans you house"

34points

#76

My Hotel Forgot To Cut Up The Lemons When Making Lemon Water

Final score:

132points

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Khairul Syazwan 6 years ago

it's a lemon pool

46points

#77

Guys I Think I'm In Trouble I Forgot To Return This. You Think They'll Be Mad?

Final score:

127points

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SykesDaMan 6 years ago

You are the reason they"re no longer in business! This was the tape that could've saved the whole franchise! :p

161points

#78

My Buddy Forgot To Set His E-Brake When Unloading His Boat

Final score:

126points

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CultOfBambi 6 years ago

Embracing his inner eedjit.

47points

#79

Went Moto-Camping But Forgot The Tent Pegs And Poles, So Had To Improvise

Final score:

122points

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diane a 6 years ago

There is a solution for every problem

36points

#80

I Think Subway Forgot Something

Final score:

120points

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Dave the Hamster 6 years ago

Subway didn't forget anything! The sandwich is trying to kill you!!!

93points

#81

Neighbor Bought A Car At Auction, They Forgot To Clean Out The Trunk

Final score:

118points

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The Gumnut Flock 6 years ago

Damn Anny... you blew it this time

71points

#82

Forgot To Set A Timer Boiling Eggs. The Sound Of Them Exploding Reminded Me

Final score:

113points

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Monika Soffronow 6 years ago

Been there. Done that.

31points

#83

Someone Forgot What A Pistachio Was Called

Final score:

112points

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Piper 6 years ago

but it says "pistachio" twice in the description??

54points

#84

I Forgot My Meds And Had An Anxiety Attack At Work. My Boss Freaked Out And Called 911. Just Got The Bill Today, For Less Than 2 Hours Of Care And A Xanax. F**k American Healthcare

Final score:

109points

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Greg Hoggarth 6 years ago

America forgot to be a 1st world country.

74points

#85

I Knew I Forgot Something Outside Last Night

Final score:

109points

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moist. 6 years ago

seems fine

27points

#86

I Forgot About Half Of An Onion I Used To Clean The Grill. It Grew A New Onion

Final score:

107points

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Samantha Bing 6 years ago

You can clean grills with onions?

5points

#87

Hp Forgot To Print The Label For This Ink Cartridge... That's Mildly Ironic

Final score:

103points

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Roger Haywood 6 years ago

They must have run out of ink.

53points

#88

My Mom Hid My Easter Basket In The Oven And Forgot

Final score:

100points

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Hannah Ingram 6 years ago

oven....red hots.....pfft

31points

#89

The Potatoes I Forgot About In My Lazy Susan Started To Grow Rather Than Rot

Final score:

96points

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Sivi 6 years ago

Plant them and you got potatos for months :D

40points

#90

This Restaurant Got A New Sign, But Forgot To Program It

Final score:

96points

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Janusz Karp 6 years ago

Politifact rated this message correct.

0points

#91

I Accidentally Made Vantablack When I Forgot About My Pizza

Final score:

91points

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Myr Jones 6 years ago

I'd get a lawyer, the feud over the use of vantablack is messy

31points

#92

They Forgot To Photoshop Out A Clothespin That They Used To Fit The Dress Out Of The Peruvian First Lady

Final score:

89points

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Joe Clark 6 years ago

They didn’t forget anything. It is a Peruvian fashion accessory.

21points

#93

I Was In Charge Of Getting A Cake For My Coworker's Birthday. I Forgot...

Final score:

84points

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Usernames 6 years ago

There is tradition in my office that I start... We using pizza instead cake...

27points

#94

So My Neighbour Forgot His Parking Break

Final score:

83points

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Isis Piersee 6 years ago

brake*

44points

#95

My Friend Posted This. His Wife Locked The Safe While Away And Forgot The Number Immediately

Final score:

82points

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dev mehta 6 years ago

Did you try 1234?

7points

#96

Our Pizza Place Forgot To Remove The Pizza Pan

Final score:

82points

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Darja Holm 6 years ago

Is he naked? :O :D

1point

#97

Got Drunk, Got Hungry, Fell Asleep

Final score:

80points

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moist. 6 years ago

must have been a wonderful smell in the morning

42points

#98

Forgot To Buy My Son A Lunch Box For The First Day Of School. This Should Do

Final score:

74points

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Patricia Ross 6 years ago

Dude, a plastic grocery bag would have been better than that.

5points

#99

Forgot To Empty The Pockets. Look Closely

Final score:

74points

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Max L. 6 years ago

I think the labial says "SH*T MY PHONE"

28points

#100

Sunroof Weather Yesterday. Today Ohio Reminds Me I Forgot To Close It

Final score:

68points

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Nataliia Portillo 6 years ago

At least its leather and you wont have to deal with the musky scent. Just be careful not to crack it until its back up to its normal temperature.

10points

#101

My "Forgot It Was Picture Day" Photo From 6th Grade. Not Sure A Better Outfit Would Have Helped Anyway

Final score:

62points

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Gosiaatje 6 years ago

Nope, not with this hair...

46points

#102

Someone Forgot This At My Grocery Store

Final score:

58points

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Khairul Syazwan 6 years ago

thats degrading

51points

#103

The One Time You Forget To Lock It

Final score:

55points

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Max L. 6 years ago

At least he isn't driving..

27points

#104

I Forgot My Pepper Grinder Was Broken, This Is The Second Time I've Done This

Final score:

54points

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Ethan Slusser 6 years ago

Nice and peppery

18points