Join the Fun!

#2

When You're Late For Work And Forget To Feed The King

Final score:

761points

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Ladies and Gentlemen 6 years ago

Where the fck do you think you are going hooman! Bend down and get ready for some scratches!

147points

#3

Forgot To Reposition The Camera To Take A Jump Pic, Looks Like We Hung Ourselves

Final score:

715points

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Dave the Hamster 6 years ago

This is disturbing but great photo!

194points

#4

Went To Wendy's And Realized I Forgot My Wallet At The Window. Rafael Here Paid Out Of His Own Pocket For Me And When I Thanked Him He Said "Good Samaritans Still Exist"

Final score:

666points

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Dave the Hamster 6 years ago

What a good guy! You owe him one

164points

#5

We Forgot To Tell Our Cat That We Had A Baby

Final score:

651points

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Dave the Hamster 6 years ago

YOU DIDNT TELL ME WE HAD A TINY HOOMAN IN MY HOUSE!!!!!

152points

#6

Girlfriend Forgot Her Razor, But Not The Refills. I MacGyver'd The Rest

Final score:

635points

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stellermatt 6 years ago

forkin' genius

46points

#7

This Is What Happens When You Forget Your Work Badge At Home

Final score:

613points

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Lina 6 years ago

Ha ha ha, this is actually sweet. I see me "forgetting" my badge too, just for the fun of wearing this a day long.

107points

#8

I Was Running Late For Work And Couldn't Find Her Leash, This Is How I Walked My Dog This Morning

Final score:

603points

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Dave the Hamster 6 years ago

Works every time (sometimes with humans)

134points

#9

Just Act Natural, No One Will Notice You Forgot Your Horn

Final score:

582points

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Dave the Hamster 6 years ago

I didn't even notice at first

147points

#10

A Lad That Drunk So Much During The Brazilian Carnival That He Forgot His Girlfriend Was On His Shoulders

Final score:

550points

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Aaron Kara 6 years ago

I would Black Widow the guys head off with some crazy death flip. I loathe this kind of behaviour

334points

#11

My Grandpa Hung His Skates On A Small Tree When He Was Younger. He Forgot He Had Left Them There And Found Them Years Later

Final score:

490points

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Aaron Kara 6 years ago

That's the best version of time capsule ever :)

143points

#12

Walking Around My Neighborhood; Somebody Forgot Their Halloween Decoration

Final score:

483points

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WhiteFox 6 years ago

but is that really a halloween decoration?

182points

#13

Forgot I Had A Dentist Appointment And Didn't Have Time To Change. They Think I Am Crazy In The Waiting Room

Final score:

482points

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Night Owl 6 years ago

Pirates need dentists, too

205points

#14

My Employee Forgot To Close The Bathroom Window Last Night. I Think It's A Baby Hawk

Final score:

481points

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Dave the Hamster 6 years ago

EXCUSE ME, can't a hawk go to the toilet in peace?

158points

#15

My Friend Came Home From A Mini-Vacation And Forgot To Change The Kitty Litter. This Morning She's Brushing Her Teeth And Hears A Little Tinkle

Final score:

451points

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Greg Hoggarth 6 years ago

This is a good result, especially given the alternatives available.

222points

#16

Wife Said, "We're Taking (Our Son) To An Epic Playground." I Forgot The Part Where She Said It Was At A Church

Final score:

448points

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Night Owl 6 years ago

Hahahaha. She could have noticed the shirt earlier and told you to change, or maybe she did notice and intentionally didn't say anything (and had a hard time stopping herself from laughing). Also, I need that shirt.

148points

#17

I Forgot I Was Making Caramel At Work. It's A Tad Overcooked

Final score:

430points

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Me 6 years ago

You cooked a volcano

338points

#18

Forgot To Take The Chocolate Easter Bunny Out Of The Car

Final score:

414points

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Dave the Hamster 6 years ago

His face clearly shows that he is regretting every life desicion he has made

124points

#19

This Sleeping Bag Manufacturer Forgot To Fill In The French Translation

Final score:

413points

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Night Owl 6 years ago

French french french french french french french french french french

171points

#20

My Buddy Forgot Bug Spray Last Night

Final score:

411points

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Ladies and Gentlemen 6 years ago

WHAT THE HECK! was he sleeping in swamps?

205points

Megan Pippenger 6 years ago

He must have at least a mild allergy to the bugs that bit him to end up with those massive welts. Poor guy. I'm getting itchy just looking at this! Mosquitos really love me; I would probably look like this too if I went camping without bug spray!

57points

Shanon Rosick 6 years ago

Those are hives, not bug bites

12points

Becca 6 years ago

I can look like this just from sitting in the backyard for a while, in the middle of the city. They just really love some people.

11points

Puppiesarepeopletoo 6 years ago

YOU HAVE NEVER VISITED THE EVERGLADES

8points

Mae 6 years ago

He was probably in Finland :P

3points

Jean Jenns 6 years ago

Almost anywhere in the South....and probably in other places too.

0points

Stannous Flouride 6 years ago

Nah, just New Jersey or Minnesota.

0points

VM Hiraii 6 years ago

lol

-2points

Cactus McCoy 6 years ago

Holy c**p, did he roll over the cast of a Pixar movie?

19points

Goldencat 6 years ago

Tremendous , what an amazing creature she is !

2points

Goldencat 6 years ago

Is that your cat Cactus ?

1point

Goldencat 6 years ago

I hope she's well forever and always !

0points

Heather Johnson 6 years ago

That looks like a bad allergic reaction to whatever bit him. My daughter is allergic to mosquitoes and the bites swell up so badly that it's damn near terrifying

14points

Patricia Ross 6 years ago

Yep, I'm like that (not nearly as severe though). One mosquito bite and I get hives all over.

6points

Ntosh 6 years ago

My skin does this too when I am bitten by mosquitoes. But to be bitten by so many, I would go crazy. He must be a heavy sleeper, I can't sleep where there are mosquitoes, my skin burns where they bite and I end up waking up.

9points

birdhouse 6 years ago

Good lord! Did he pass out and lay there all night?

7points

Jessica Gunn 6 years ago

GOOD GAWD!! That looks like absolute agony!!!

7points

SBW71 6 years ago

What kind of bugs did he get bit by???

6points

Gabriel 6 years ago

I saw this in a couple of movies. You're either going to turn into a superhero or you're patient zero in a worldwide catastrophe. Good luck!

5points

Harold Summer 6 years ago

Don't think those whelps are just bug bites; that looks more like an urticarial reaction or hives, which may have been started by a bite or something on his clothes or gear.

4points

Crouching_Penn_Hidden_Teller@yahoo.com 6 years ago

welts. whelps are puppies.

8points

BlackestDawn 6 years ago

Heh, reminds me of camp one time where I was sleeping out on a raft I helped build and put my arms outside of the sleeping bag. You could follow the blood vessels in some places by the nice row of bites.

4points

Eva Bryson 6 years ago

And he didn't notice how many times he got bit?

3points

Santiago Rivera 6 years ago

That sure looks painful🤕

2points

Amy Balenzano 6 years ago

Was he laying on an anthill?!

2points

Kimberly Puchniarz 6 years ago

A red anthill

1point

BC 6 years ago

This makes my skin crawl. I could just feel the bugs biting.*cringe*

2points

Isis Piersee 6 years ago

looking at this made me itchy

2points

Night Owl 6 years ago

Agh...I have also bug bites (mosquitoes but not that bad) and now I'm itching out of sympathy. Was he laying on the grass? Where does he live?

2points

Khairul Syazwan 6 years ago

oh malaria

2points

Fun times 5 years ago

How did he get so many bites??!

1point

_bittersweet_ 6 years ago

Looks like the villain in black Panther...

1point

Jace 6 years ago

This is awful. Not hilarious.

1point

Mary Tonningsen Premium 6 years ago

Something tells me he didn't get much sleep last night! Yikes!!

1point

Trixster Million 6 years ago

Time to pop that zit on the middle right.

1point

Wyndmere 6 years ago

Is he allergic to a medication he's taking?

1point

Priya 6 years ago

I feel itchy just looking at this

1point

Wyndmere 6 years ago

Time to move; far, far away.

1point

Wyndmere 6 years ago

Bed bugs gone wild?

1point

Donna O 6 years ago

Dare I ask what country these bugs are in, so that I can, you know, avoid going there?!

1point

BusLady 6 years ago

And sunscreen too, apparently.

1point

ratthew petsmart 6 years ago

ooh.... poor guy

1point

kathryn stretton 6 years ago

This is just awful. Poor man

1point

Cosmo 6 years ago

He has an allergy

1point

sh 6 years ago

Still a ton of bites.

0points

ge pa 6 years ago

mosquito buffet

1point

Henry Russell 3 years ago

why was he in california with no shirt on in a tank filled with mosquitos

0points

Josie Coffman 6 years ago

da fuq. .. ouch!!!!!

0points

Karen Challis 6 years ago

is he rno blood type bugs love this

0points

Aduain Captor 6 years ago

Yep, that would be me if I was in his place. Mosquitos LOVE my blood.

0points

Kikka io 6 years ago

O MY GOD! Are there mosquitoes from you?

0points

Mixedupste 6 years ago

spent the night in an Ibis!

0points

Tracy Wolfe 6 years ago

There are no words...

0points

UnicornGirly05 6 years ago

.......s**t

0points

Tammy Chapman 6 years ago

This is why I have to avoid going anywhere that has a large concentration of mosquitos. Which is pretty much anywhere outside. I've dealt with this before. I really don't want to have to be put through it again. I feel so bad for this guy.

0points

Brenda Pereira 6 years ago

Is that from mosquitos or bed bugs? I feel for him either way!

0points

Lisa Shaw 6 years ago

As someone else said, those are hives and require medical treatment. If he has a known allergen, benadryl will work, if he doesn't he needs to find out what he's allergic to and become actively aware of it. Next time it could be this plus mouth and throat swelling due to Anaphylaxis, which is a life threatening reaction.

0points

Stannous Flouride 6 years ago

My ½ Venezuelan daughter taught me that the inside of a banana skin works great to stop itching. AND, you get to eat a banana!

0points

why not 6 years ago

looks like hives to me

0points

Samantha Davis 6 years ago

Floridians be like: he got out lucky.

0points

Barbara Stewart 6 years ago

Holy cow

0points

Susann Campbell 6 years ago

We went camping and my husband woke up and couldn't open one eye and only half opened the other. He was a mess. The kids and I were not even touched. We went to the Forest Rangers house and they gave him anti allergic medication plus cream to keep from scratching. It was also the fist aid station.

0points

Sam Walton 6 years ago

I get the same reaction when bitten by mosquitoes, ants and bees...

0points

Christine M Quigley 6 years ago

This could also be an allergic reaction to something, other than bug bites..

0points

ptm45 6 years ago

i feel itchy ...ugh

0points

John Kamau 6 years ago

Trying to make yourself look Wakanda... I see... Hmm... not even close

0points

Sel Bonda 6 years ago

ROFL! Imagined about the condition of his 'family jewels'!

0points

avri G 6 years ago

Who kept helping him scratch those

0points

rhyan lumilay 6 years ago

I thought it was an allergy reaction, f**k so much itch!!!!!

0points

Michael Lopez 6 years ago

Hives. Get the Benadryl quick!

0points

Emlyn Vo 6 years ago

holy sh...t.......

0points

Ivy 6 years ago

Ouch!

0points

Erin LeFevre 6 years ago

Did he get bitten by some bug-demon?!?!

0points

Tessa 6 years ago

This looks more like an allergic reaction

0points

Carol Williams 6 years ago

OMG

0points

Judith Kurtz 6 years ago

OMG! That is the worst hives ever...

0points

Garrincha 6 years ago

Looks like allergic reaction to bed bug bites. But I could be wrong

0points

Garrincha 6 years ago

Probably a reaction to bed bug bites

0points

IWishIWasBob 6 years ago

Thus happened to me before except on my leg but much worse because they swelled up a lot more and became infected and it also turned out I was allergic to mesquito bites (not severely though)

0points

Oscar 6 years ago

Good word...

0points

Kristine Phillips 6 years ago

ouch!

0points

Asi Bassey 6 years ago

How can I delete this from my mind?

0points

Natalia Brown 6 years ago

I got 16 mosquito bites in one evening but this is crazy!

0points

sakora 6 years ago

Auuuuutch!

0points

Samantha B 6 years ago

Ugh! Both my legs looked exactly like that last month. I was sitting near a fire, it was dark, and there hadn't been any mosquitos around all day (slightly breezy day). I didn't even realize how bad I was getting bitten at first. By the time I realized, it was too late. He has my sympathies.

0points

Lena Kauppila 6 years ago

Oh hell that well hurt😱

0points

cwa92464 6 years ago

Why are you outside, Mr Allergy?

0points

Holly Hobby 6 years ago

Anyone else fighting the urge to scratch his back for him?

0points

Nugget 6 years ago

Poor guy...

0points

Petra Christovová 6 years ago

Jesus, that looks like something from the X-files episode ... did he sleep in a bee hive?

0points

Mark Kelly 6 years ago

wtf got him?

0points

Debster 6 years ago

I think he was beamed up and tested on by a ufo.

0points

Ruth Baldwin 6 years ago

Owch, that looks so painful!

0points

Naoko Yamaguchi 6 years ago

OMG, are you all right?

0points

Sheila Gaylord 6 years ago

That hurts just to see it.

0points

Thuong Vu 6 years ago

Hell no!

0points

Jo Johannsen 6 years ago

That has gotta itch something fierce!

0points

Doodle_Danger 6 years ago

Oofie

0points

Annie Nelson 6 years ago

Must be poison oak?

0points

Gabrielle Causey 6 years ago

I can't imagine the agony. I'm allergic, too, dude. Cortisone cream. Everywhere.

0points

Shiba Inu 6 years ago

*someone touches his back* "Omae wa mou shindeiru."

0points

Nikki D 6 years ago

Oh.. oh no.. nonono

0points

Nell Garcia 6 years ago

Did he get into a hornets nest or something?

0points

Kathleen Moore 6 years ago

That’s a Horror movie!

0points

Georgia Valentine 6 years ago

You guys have it easy, mosquito bites look way worse for me. Swell up to golf balls sometimes!

0points

ZombieGirl5591 6 years ago

I live in Louisiana...is this not a common thing? lol ;)

0points

Molly Block 6 years ago

Those look like bee/wasp stings

0points

Tina Turnipseed 6 years ago

LOL, What bit him ?? 100 mosquitos at a time, and in the same spot.

0points

Carol Bassin 6 years ago

Hives

0points

Gail Rouw 6 years ago

He used to be in goverment work.

0points

BusLady 6 years ago

I hope he went straight to the ER. Shocking allergic reaction.

0points

KT Trondsen 6 years ago

omg thats awful

0points

Reagan S 6 years ago

That is my worst nightmare I get mosquito bites so easily

0points

Nicole 6 years ago

My first reaction to this was uuuuuhhhheww... out loud. No thank you!

0points

Carmen Elena 6 years ago

OMG

0points

Mia-Francesca Sambataro 6 years ago

that looks like torture

0points

Vicky Zar 6 years ago

Relateable. When I visit family in Poland, one evening is enough for 30 mosquitoes bites.

0points

Flisey 6 years ago

OMG!

0points

#21

Explained How To Make "Snow Angels" To My Kids. Forgot One Important Detail

Final score:

402points

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Ladies and Gentlemen 6 years ago

Hahahaha... !

75points

#22

Sometimes You Just Need A Hint To Remember The Thing You Forgot You Had Forgotten

Final score:

394points

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Dave the Hamster 6 years ago

The kids face at the end...😮😮😮

131points

#23

I Found Batman Glasses And Forgot I Left Them In My Grandpa's Car. He Sent Me This Picture

Final score:

394points

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Night Owl 6 years ago

You have a cool and fun grandpa

118points

#24

A Guernsey Woman Forgot To Lock A Door And Found This Guy Inside

Final score:

384points

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Erica Vigliotti 6 years ago

"'Scuse me, have you heard the good news about cows?"

122points

#25

They Forgot To Put Their Drain Plugs In

Final score:

378points

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Aaron Kara 6 years ago

That's ferry unfortunate

213points

#26

Sooo I Forgot I Had Potatoes

Final score:

363points

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Greg Hoggarth 6 years ago

Well, if you wait long enough, you'll have more.

204points

#27

I Forgot About The Wine In The Freezer

Final score:

360points

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Night Owl 6 years ago

Now you don't have to use the corkscrew

27points

#28

Someone In Our Lab Forgot Proper Attire Today

Final score:

356points

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Dave the Hamster 6 years ago

They dropped a lab potion on their foot and turned it into a hand so their covering it up with a glove!

81points

#29

Found The Spoon, Honey

Final score:

336points

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Dave the Hamster 6 years ago

Can't imagine biting into that!

63points

#30

Heder Goes Here

Final score:

332points

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Zenozenobee 6 years ago

We should ask this guy for « Covfefe », he may have a clue

142points

#31

So, Looks Like My Neighbors Planned A Long Weekend Away

Final score:

324points

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stellermatt 6 years ago

is that wonder womans invisible car?

72points

#32

Forgot To Close The Lid

Final score:

324points

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Max L. 6 years ago

If I fit I sit

93points

#33

Tossed The Seeds Down The Sink While Carving My Jack-O-Lantern Two Weeks Ago, And Forgot To Turn On The Garbage Disposal

Final score:

323points

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Night Owl 6 years ago

Now you have to take it out, plant it and name it George

212points

#34

Dear Chocolate Factory People, You Forgot

Final score:

322points

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Night Owl 6 years ago

A naked Snickers

28points

#35

The Professor Forgot The Key To The Room Our Midterm Was Held In Today

Final score:

320points

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BetsyB 6 years ago

I'm thinking some of the kids in the sun started there when it was still shady. What an uncomfortable exam!

82points

#36

Got Pulled Over Today. Forgot I Had This In My Wallet Covering My Real License. Mr. Policeman Was Not Amused

Final score:

313points

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CultOfBambi 6 years ago

Seems legit.

93points

#37

My Niece Forgot She Had A Final To Write During Our Communities Annual Pow Wow. She Drove Over To School In Her Regalia And Wrote Her Exam. She Graduates High School Next Friday

Final score:

306points

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stellermatt 6 years ago

another feather in her cap

101points

#38

So My Neighbors Put A Headboard Out For The Trash And Apparently Forgot Something

Final score:

296points

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WhiteFox 6 years ago

okay so whats the oh.

77points

#39

Someone Forgot That MRIs Are Giant Magnets

Final score:

286points

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Night Owl 6 years ago

That can be a dangerous thing to forget

122points

#40

I Have A Lazy Eye And Forgot My Glasses For Our Family Pictures. My Brother Fixed It For Me

Final score:

265points

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Ladies and Gentlemen 6 years ago

It runs in the family!

52points

#41

Washed The Dog's Bed Last Night, Forgot To Lay It Back Down. He's Been A Little Pissed All Morning

Final score:

264points

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fruit_panda 6 years ago

"The s**t I have to put up with"

13points

#42

"Forgot To Charge Arm Last Night. Charging At Cellphone Charge Area At Airport" Angel Giuffria

Final score:

256points

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Monika Soffronow 6 years ago

Amazing!

57points

#43

I Forgot To Feed The Dog The Other Morning. The Wife Sent Me This

Final score:

243points

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Dave the Hamster 6 years ago

Doggo doesn't have food doggo is sad

89points

#44

I Occasionally Forget My Employee Is Colorblind, But Then I Ask Him To Price Out New Inventory

Final score:

243points

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CultOfBambi 6 years ago

Nice vase! Do you have it in green though?

84points

#45

Semi Driver Forgot To Shut The Back Door On His Load Of Tomatoes

Final score:

239points

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Jill 6 years ago

Asch, don’t worry, he’ll ketchup eventually.

213points

#46

Truck Driver Forgot To Uncouple The Container On His Trailer In The Rotterdam Harbor Last Night

Final score:

237points

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Aaron Kara 6 years ago

I don't even...what, how did..argh f**k it

92points

#47

I Think They Forgot Something

Final score:

235points

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Max L. 6 years ago

Don't worry, your mailbox is already full of their flyers.

65points

#48

Girlfriend Forgot To Get Rid Of Her Gross "Shower Hair" I Decided To Make Some Art

Final score:

232points

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Khairul Syazwan 6 years ago

classic!

47points

#49

Warrior Forgot His Sunscreen

Final score:

230points

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Christine K 6 years ago

The best before and after pic of the year =D

69points

#50

The One And Only Time I Forgot To Put Up The Baby Gate Before I Showered

Final score:

230points

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Patricia Ross 6 years ago

They watch, they wait, they prey on your weakness.

14points

#51

If I Forget To Lock The Door. My Dog Barges In And Guards Me Whilst I Poop

Final score:

230points

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Roger Haywood 6 years ago

So that's why it's a 'poo'ch

62points

#52

I Just Got A New Phone And This Was One Of The Photos The Previous Owner Forgot To Delete

Final score:

223points

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Me 6 years ago

He went bananas

130points

#53

This Is My 69-Year-Old Dad. Today He Climbed A Big-Ass Tree To Cut Off Some Branches, But Somehow Forgot The Rope To Get Down Again. He Had To Wait For Me To Get Home

Final score:

208points

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Christine K 6 years ago

It took me a while to find your dad

61points

#54

When Your Son "Forgets" To Tell You About The No Green Shirts On Picture Day Rule

Final score:

206points

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Carmen Elena 6 years ago

I think it´s cool.

59points

#55

Well At Least He Doesn't Sound Bad

Final score:

204points

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Me 6 years ago

But he knows to play the tune as well as the kid next to him

68points

#56

He Forgot To Put Water In His Cup O' Noodles

Final score:

202points

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Aaron Kara 6 years ago

"That was the day I became a man"...

119points

#57

I Needed To Borrow My Wife's Phone... She Said Her Password Was Our Anniversary. I Gave The Phone Back And Said I Didn't Know What Happened

Final score:

192points

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Ladies and Gentlemen 6 years ago

Well, I wonder who has got the wrong date?

55points

#58

Forgot My Dog's Leash. We're Having A Good Time

Final score:

191points

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Night Owl 6 years ago

Is that his skateboard? Nice doggie :D

39points

#59

My Coworker Forgot Her Contact Lens Case, So She Improvised

Final score:

188points

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Night Owl 6 years ago

Smart

59points

#60

So My Aunt Forgot To Put A Baby Lock On One Of Her Cabinets

Final score:

184points

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CultOfBambi 6 years ago

Is he crying or laughing?

79points

#61

Somebody Forgot A Zero. Thanks Shop Rite 5.5 Lbs Of Sharp Provolone For $3.40

Final score:

160points

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Roger Haywood 6 years ago

That's a good deal.

45points

#62

They're Removing A Parking Lot At My Work, But One Person Forgot To Move Their Car

Final score:

160points

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fruit_panda 6 years ago

"I'm...so lonely. So lonely and all alone"

62points

#63

Hi, I'll Have Two Lorem Ipsum Pizzas

Final score:

159points

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sh 6 years ago

Haha, this caption is great.

72points

#64

My Buddy Lives Next Door To A Car Dealership And Forgot His Parking Brake

Final score:

155points

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Night Owl 6 years ago

The imposter is hiding

48points

#65

Guy At My School Forgot Something This Morning

Final score:

152points

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Joe Clark 6 years ago

FAKE. He would have felt it.

27points

#66

Cop At My University Forgot His Bicycle Lock. So He Improvised

Final score:

147points

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SBW71 6 years ago

That'll work

45points

#67

Cousin Went Fishing, Her Boyfriend Forgot The Paddle, A Little Hillbilly Engineering

Final score:

146points

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LOttawa 6 years ago

But they had a pitch fork?!?!

170points

#68

I Ordered A Package From Amazon And They Forgot To Remove The Scanner From My Box

Final score:

146points

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Max L. 6 years ago

Ok, you had one job, but you're the winner here.

34points

#69

Don't Forget Your Gear

Final score:

145points

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Zenozenobee 6 years ago

And it have to be pink because pink is "girly" and it's a shame to look like a girl?

141points

#70

Someone Forgot To Put The Ice Tray Back In The Freezer

Final score:

143points

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Khairul Syazwan 6 years ago

hooooooooooooooooow

53points

#71

There Was An Attempt To Enjoy That Sunny Mid-January Weather

Final score:

142points

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Greg Hoggarth 6 years ago

Eh, I left the passenger window of my car open overnight and it rained. Was much worse than this.

36points

#72

My Friend Forgot His Coke In The Freezer

Final score:

137points

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Ida M B 6 years ago

"Forgot coke in freezer hahahaha" (Danish)

73points

#73

So I Got Interviewed For Buying Fireworks. The Person Forgot To Ask Me For My Name, I Preferred This One

Final score:

135points

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Night Owl 6 years ago

A new superhero :)

38points

#74

Someone Forgot To Log Out

Final score:

134points

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Night Owl 6 years ago

Someone was having fun :D

47points

#75

I Forgot My Fork At Home

Final score:

132points

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Max L. 6 years ago

we say here "mc gyver cleans you house"

34points

#76

My Hotel Forgot To Cut Up The Lemons When Making Lemon Water

Final score:

132points

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Khairul Syazwan 6 years ago

it's a lemon pool

46points

#77

Guys I Think I'm In Trouble I Forgot To Return This. You Think They'll Be Mad?

Final score:

127points

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SykesDaMan 6 years ago

You are the reason they"re no longer in business! This was the tape that could've saved the whole franchise! :p

161points

#78

My Buddy Forgot To Set His E-Brake When Unloading His Boat

Final score:

126points

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CultOfBambi 6 years ago

Embracing his inner eedjit.

47points

#79

Went Moto-Camping But Forgot The Tent Pegs And Poles, So Had To Improvise

Final score:

122points

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diane a 6 years ago

There is a solution for every problem

36points

#80

I Think Subway Forgot Something

Final score:

120points

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Dave the Hamster 6 years ago

Subway didn't forget anything! The sandwich is trying to kill you!!!

93points

#81

Neighbor Bought A Car At Auction, They Forgot To Clean Out The Trunk

Final score:

118points

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The Gumnut Flock 6 years ago

Damn Anny... you blew it this time

71points

#82

Forgot To Set A Timer Boiling Eggs. The Sound Of Them Exploding Reminded Me

Final score:

113points

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Monika Soffronow 6 years ago

Been there. Done that.

31points

#83

Someone Forgot What A Pistachio Was Called

Final score:

112points

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Piper 6 years ago

but it says "pistachio" twice in the description??

54points

#84

I Forgot My Meds And Had An Anxiety Attack At Work. My Boss Freaked Out And Called 911. Just Got The Bill Today, For Less Than 2 Hours Of Care And A Xanax. F**k American Healthcare

Final score:

109points

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Greg Hoggarth 6 years ago

America forgot to be a 1st world country.

74points

#85

I Knew I Forgot Something Outside Last Night

Final score:

109points

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moist. 6 years ago

seems fine

27points

#86

I Forgot About Half Of An Onion I Used To Clean The Grill. It Grew A New Onion

Final score:

107points

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Samantha Bing 6 years ago

You can clean grills with onions?

5points

#87

Hp Forgot To Print The Label For This Ink Cartridge... That's Mildly Ironic

Final score:

103points

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Roger Haywood 6 years ago

They must have run out of ink.

53points

#88

My Mom Hid My Easter Basket In The Oven And Forgot

Final score:

100points

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Hannah Ingram 6 years ago

oven....red hots.....pfft

31points

#89

The Potatoes I Forgot About In My Lazy Susan Started To Grow Rather Than Rot

Final score:

96points

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Sivi 6 years ago

Plant them and you got potatos for months :D

40points

#90

This Restaurant Got A New Sign, But Forgot To Program It

Final score:

96points

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Janusz Karp 6 years ago

Politifact rated this message correct.

0points

#91

I Accidentally Made Vantablack When I Forgot About My Pizza

Final score:

91points

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Myr Jones 6 years ago

I'd get a lawyer, the feud over the use of vantablack is messy

31points

#92

They Forgot To Photoshop Out A Clothespin That They Used To Fit The Dress Out Of The Peruvian First Lady

Final score:

89points

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Joe Clark 6 years ago

They didn’t forget anything. It is a Peruvian fashion accessory.

21points

#93

I Was In Charge Of Getting A Cake For My Coworker's Birthday. I Forgot...

Final score:

84points

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Usernames 6 years ago

There is tradition in my office that I start... We using pizza instead cake...

27points

#94

So My Neighbour Forgot His Parking Break

Final score:

83points

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Isis Piersee 6 years ago

brake*

44points

#95

My Friend Posted This. His Wife Locked The Safe While Away And Forgot The Number Immediately

Final score:

82points

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dev mehta 6 years ago

Did you try 1234?

7points

#96

Our Pizza Place Forgot To Remove The Pizza Pan

Final score:

82points

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Darja Holm 6 years ago

Is he naked? :O :D

1point

#97

Got Drunk, Got Hungry, Fell Asleep

Final score:

80points

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moist. 6 years ago

must have been a wonderful smell in the morning

42points

#98

Forgot To Buy My Son A Lunch Box For The First Day Of School. This Should Do

Final score:

74points

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Patricia Ross 6 years ago

Dude, a plastic grocery bag would have been better than that.

5points

#99

Forgot To Empty The Pockets. Look Closely

Final score:

74points

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Max L. 6 years ago

I think the labial says "SH*T MY PHONE"

28points

#100

Sunroof Weather Yesterday. Today Ohio Reminds Me I Forgot To Close It

Final score:

68points

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Nataliia Portillo 6 years ago

At least its leather and you wont have to deal with the musky scent. Just be careful not to crack it until its back up to its normal temperature.

10points

#101

My "Forgot It Was Picture Day" Photo From 6th Grade. Not Sure A Better Outfit Would Have Helped Anyway

Final score:

62points

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Gosiaatje 6 years ago

Nope, not with this hair...

46points

#102

Someone Forgot This At My Grocery Store

Final score:

58points

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Khairul Syazwan 6 years ago

thats degrading

51points

#103

The One Time You Forget To Lock It

Final score:

55points

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Max L. 6 years ago

At least he isn't driving..

27points

#104

I Forgot My Pepper Grinder Was Broken, This Is The Second Time I've Done This

Final score:

54points

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Ethan Slusser 6 years ago

Nice and peppery

18points