Well, better late than never.. good luck!

Think positive. Could be in the bed...

Been there.

Why can't we comment on overly downvoted people???????? I demand freedom of speech.

Life with siblings: a tweet

When life throws you lemons... hug it, care for it and take it sightseeing ^_^

I can relate to this post 100%

I mean...I guess?

why does yours look like that-?

Absolutely.

Look! If kids can believe in the Easter Bunny, the boogie man.. etc - they can believe Disney is locked. Great idea mom. Ignore the other comments.

'She won' lol

I was once at the airport waiting for the plane when I hear the 4-6 year old across from me say "Why can't we get on the plane yet? I'm bored". The mother didn't even bat an eye before saying "Well maybe if you ever went to bed on time, the airplane wouldn't have to be late." Those things are not even remotely related, but I applaud your parenting, Stranger Woman

If it's silent suddenly - then you really have to walk up there

lmao

It's just like having cats. lol

Being a single and childless doesn't seem so bad knowing this........experiences.

And if you find them actually doing nothing, you take their temperature :D

OMG! So accurate

Bet you didn't even share every ultrasound... you monster

I hope this was a stall inside another bathroom, but in my heart I know the door opened directly into Target's entry way.

My all time favorite was using a restroom in Disneyland, and from the next stall I hear "No, no, no, don't touch that with your penis!"

Parent of three: if a kid eats cat food, it is a cat's problem.

Did the kid survived this comeback???????

MONSTER

Let it starve!

I can totally relate to that!!

Don't ever get cats because they do the same thing!

My son tried to paint the fire place with red nail varnish!

The more you tell the more likely to happen.

Call me hopelessly romantic, but when they ultimately lie in bed, sleeping peacefully cuddled, you know what true happiness is and how you have contributed to it!

Yes, fridges do a great job cooling stuff.

I'm saving my children out of this horrible torture by not having them. Church is boooring!

Free contraception!

10/10 would also lay on body pillow

baby shark doo do doo do doo doo

Please do not confuse me with the Rebecah below. I beg of you. This single mom knows better than to say something so ridiculous.

Hahaha! Pass the baby around. Her priorities are set as high as mine.

lol same goes with the sound of your pet throwing up. instant wake up

In our house the proper way was called 'the banana way'. The toddler is now 16 and I can guarantee she doesn't put her socks on 'the banana way' because it took too long to no benefit.

Ah, now that's a dilemma.

Why can't we eat pizza for breakfast? I don't understand. I'm 38 and had spicy tomato and bacon pasta for breakfast. I don't get this 'thing' that you're only allowed certain foods at certain times.

So true "MOM, YOU'RE NOT WATCHING!".