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Some parents have been working non-stop from the start of December. Elf on the Shelf, writing letters to Santa, making costumes for whatever program the school came up with this year. It's like a marathon, and I didn't even mention getting presents for everybody. So it's understandable they vent their frustrations online.

That's why we decided to bring you the funniest posts on X (Twitter) from parents about Santa. Children have a unique perspective on that whole ordeal about a man who supposedly "watches you when you sleep" and somehow knows if you've been good this year. And parents sometimes have the funniest reactions to their children's hot takes. So check out these Holly Jolly posts from parents about Santa that we picked out for you, pandas!

Bored Panda reached out to two moms whose posts you will see in this list: Jillian, aka Mommeh Dearest, and the woman behind the Stories Of A Mediocre Mom page Amanda Marcotte. They were kind enough to tell us more about what it's like creating funny parenting content on social media.

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Funny parenting content from X (Twitter) is a staple here at Bored Panda. But since it's a few days until Christmas, we've decided to hit you with some Santa-related content. We have to admit that Santa Claus is a strange and funny concept for children to conceptualize. So it's no surprise many funny posts can come out of parent-child interactions about it.

We reached out to two moms who regularly post funny things on X (Twitter), Instagram and other social platforms. Jillian and Amanda told us more about how they started posting funny interactions with their kids on social media and how it has helped them through tough times.

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    The ladies have quite different origin stories of becoming 'a funny parent on X (Twitter)'. Jillian says seeing other parents post funny things inspired her. "I started Twitter as a release to get these silly thoughts out of my head," she told Bored Panda. "I had seen articles online about funny parenting tweets and thought, ‘I could do that’. And that turned my account into a parenting humor account."

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    Amanda's journey is a bit different. "Writing on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook all came from a weird time for me postpartum," she tells us. "I'd be up all night and thinking 'There is no way I'm the only one going through this nonsense.' It started from trying to laugh my way through motherhood when I'd otherwise be a mess."

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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I shop and wrap so far in advance even I am amazed at what Santa brought!

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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get that some husbands are like this, but gift giving is just one of my love languages so I lean into Christmas pretty hard. I couldn't imagine just forgetting about Christmas randomly.

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    11 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I asked my sister to give me kitten toys for Christmas. 👍 (Although the adult cats would like to inform everyone that the kitten is on the NAUGHTIEST NAUGHTY LIST.)

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    Since the Internet is never predictable, both moms get all kinds of reactions to their posts. "With every joke I tweet, there is always someone who refuses to be fun and takes everything seriously which leads to judgment and harsh words," Jillian admits. "I usually brush the hate off or I like to come back with a sassy reply that kills them with kindness."

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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am bitter about many things my parents did. Letting me have Santa is absolutely not one of them. I loved that magic and am so glad I got to have it. And my parents were super honest about most things. Too honest. And jerks. Honesty isn't what builds the trust. It love and knowing that parent has you genuine best interest at heart. A super honest parent who's just involved in their own drama- not trustworthy. A parent who lets a child believe in Santa and loves them and takes care of them- totally trustworthy.

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    Amanda's opinion is similar. "I've certainly encountered challenges. There are always comments from people saying, 'If you hate parenting so much, why'd you have kids?’ There are people who take things so dang seriously – we're all here to laugh so we don't cry," the mom quips. "But for the most part, I've met like-minded parents who are also navigating this tricky life and it's been amazing."

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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if her friend is the one that wants to keep the fire burning when Santa comes?

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    Approaching the struggles of parenting with humor helps both Jillian and Amanda keep their sanity. The Mommeh Dearest believes that it also helps parents feel like they are not alone. "I think we can all connect through humor," she says. "So when I see other parents make jokes about their kids, I know those parents love their kids but they need that slight release which is humor."

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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would say "Nearly Christmas, you can tell because the reindeer get extra sleep before they get really busy"

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    Amanda says that being funny about parenting helps parents take the edge off. "Humor helps us to remember not to take everything so seriously," she tells us. "There's so much stress in trying to raise good humans. 

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    Whether it's making sure we're feeding them the right food, not giving too much screen time, reading to them the proper amount, helping them with coping skills – there's just a lot of pressure."

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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry I'm sure "Santa" would love to get herself something nice too 🙂

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    "So humor really lets us forget about that for a while," Amanda says. "And reminds us that we're all learning – and it's a process, and sometimes that process is joyful and funny and sometimes it's a mess and funny."

    Amanda also says that X (Twitter) and Instagram can be a place to say things she wouldn't otherwise say out loud. "I say the stuff I say on Twitter and Instagram so it doesn't come out at my kids," she says and laughs. "It's like group therapy with 46,000 of my closest friends."

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    Many of the posts in this list tackle quite a serious task the parents face: how and if at all to tell their kids Santa is not real. Luckily, psychology professors Candice Mills and Thalia R. Goldstein did two studies about debunking the Santa myth.

    In the first study, Mills and Goldstein spoke to children aged 6-15. They asked them how they felt about recently learning that Santa is, in fact, not real. The second study involved conversations with adults ages 18-76. They had to reflect on their childhood experiences upon learning the Santa myth.

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    11 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last night, my sister told my 5 year old nephew that "The fat guy in red is coming with presents for him soon" and he looked at me and asked if I had red clothes and i said without thinking "I have a red T-shirt" His eyes went wide and he looked at my sister and said "MOM! HE'S SANTA!" I don't know how to take that

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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah. Didn't happen. And if it did, parents need to stop having adult conversations in front of him.

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    11 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when i was a toddler i was deathly afraid of the chuck e cheeses animatronics (but for some reason I watched random a*s youtubers play fnaf when I was like 4) and the people in the easter bunny suits.

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    The major finding in both studies pertained to both children and adults. They expressed sadness and disappointment upon learning Santa isn't real, but the feeling was short-lived. "Children often shifted their focus to other aspects of the holiday season that they enjoyed, like gift-giving and family traditions," Mills and Goldstein write.

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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kid: "AAAAAAaaaaggghhhh! AAAAAAaaaaggghhhh!" Mom: "But he will have a big black sack!" Kid: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHH!" *Runs away to bedroom and slams door and the sound of things being piled up behind it can be heard*

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    11 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's had elves working in his R&D division for centuries now. He's using drone technology way ahead of our current level of technology so are completely silent, undetectable by modern tracking, and can cloak. He flies around in the sleigh like people ride their bikes or motorcycles or horses... for fun. Edit: And as a diversion to throw people off the drones.

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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F**k off! Another parent desperately trying to copy that James Breakwell bullshitter! Why? Why do they do this?

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    Mills and Goldstein have some advice for parents on how to tell their kids the truth about Santa. First, be mindful of their age. 7 or 8 is the usual age when they might stop believing it. Keep in mind that the older the child gets, the more negatively they might feel upon finding out the truth.

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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is also the best way to make sure your kids don't go snooping: Just leave it all in the taped-shut amazon box.

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    They might be angry at the hypocrisy that their parents lied for so long while telling them that lying is bad. The psychologists recommend telling children why they have included Santa in their holiday traditions. 

    "Blurring the line between fantasy and reality is a normal part of being a young kid," the psychologists write. So as long as the children know their parents just wanted to inject some magic into their lives, there shouldn't be much bitterness.

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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had my daughter ask me this when she was little. I told her "Santa is created from the minds and beliefs of the children from around the world and he takes the form that kids will trust and love and that's why he is a jolly fat guy in red because that's what the first kids wanted him to look like on the first Christmas day and it has been passed down ever since"

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    11 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really can't stand elf on a shelf. It's a terrible way to teach your children to conform. You're basically abrogationg your responsibility as a parent to a fictional being, and this can affect a child's mental health. If a parent doesn't have strategies to help their children learn then they should take parenting courses. Christmas is about joy, not about punishment.

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    11 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prolly something she heard you or someone else saying. :) I still remember an ad for my country’s current electoral system which was voted on when I was like 9. The ad taught me that a politician was a person who talked a lot of nonsense that no one could understand.

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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We had a family member who had "Repo Santa". If the child was bad, Santa could take an item back. It was evil and slightly brilliant.

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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reply... Sorry but Santa can't do that as iPhones are copyrighted by apple. Santa isn't even allowed to fix them

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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lowest package at our mall was 45!!! What the actual F! Sorry kids, you gotta yell your list at him from here.

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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dewlaps. Your kid wants a flap of skin that he can inflate to look intimidating. Assuming he wants a reptile one

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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy! Get a large cat shaped jelly mould and make a strawberry jelly cat

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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oooh I do love a good bit of penmanship. That hand writing is beautiful 😍

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    11 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really young first kid eh? Kids are all about loopholes & technicalities & literalism... when it suits them anyway.

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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 6 year old pulled that. When I said she didn't tell me she wanted x,y,x she explained that she didn't need to tell me because she told Santa.

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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No need, he carries a magic chimney that he puts on the roof and it creates a fireplace for him to deliver the presents"

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    11 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Googling it. Santa was born 15 March 270 AD. He became Father Christmas in the 1500s. He picked up the Dutch name Sinterklaas in the middle ages. That became the English name Santa Claus in 1773. His latest suit of clothing was made in 1931. He's not going to be Santa forever, some time in the future he's going to be 圣诞老人 , pronounced Shengdan. He got so bored that he started the tradition of Christmas in July back in the year 1938.

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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I was the four year old who pulled off Santa's beard, and shouted. "You're not Santa! You're a STRANGER!" That stranger danger campaign kind of ruined the photo op for everyone in line. I may also have accidentally kicked Santa in the mouth while he tried to give me back to mum. None of my younger siblings ever got subjected to the "Photo with Santa" experience, for some reason.

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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or how about: I don't know what you've heard but it's not true. Anyway...

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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was raised in a household where stealing anything from your kids is not tolerated, being so I cannot fathom how anyone can eat their kids chocolate. My mum would even tell me what Hallowe'en candy she was going to take from my supply.

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    11 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reindeer health and safety act - they're not allowed to land on the roof anymore, in case they slip and fall. They land in the yard, and they can't fit if it's full of decorations. If you're poor and have no yard, they have to land in the street, and Santa can only make one trip from the sleigh because he'll block traffic. That's why poor kids get less presents.

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