113 Of The Funniest Parents Ever

#1

Thanks, Dad

Do me a favor.

I couldn't think of anything to write, so please pretend that you're reading something really touching, maybe even wipe away a tear, and then look at me and say, "that is so beautiful. I didn't know you could write like that." Then if anyone asks to see the card, refuse and tell them it was just too personal.

Thanks, I owe you one.

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113 Of The Funniest Parents Ever

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Mom Dressed Up As Her Son For Halloween

Dad Slid This Under Her Door

My Mother Made A Facebook Account And This Was Her First Message To Me:

How To Scare Your Kids This Holiday Season

Oh, Dad...

So My Brother, Richard, Is A Paraplegic And Has Been In A Wheelchair For About 25 Years. I'm Fairly Certain My Mom Didn't Much Care If He Was A Walking Dead Fan. She Just Thought This Was Freaking Hilarious, As Did The Rest Of Us

Mom Broke A Knife While Cooking And Sent Me This Picture

One Benefit Of Being A Little Person Is That You Can Drive Your Daughter Around In Her Barbie Jeep When She's Had Too Much To Drink

How In The World, Mom

Our Child Might Be The Reason You Drink

This Toddler Loves The Ads For A Local Personal Injury Lawyer So Much, His Mom Made It His Birthday Party Theme

We Decided To Embarrass Our Daughter At The Airport After 3 Months Away (We Don't Normally Dress This Way)

I Asked My Mom For A Cool Bookmark And This Is What She Gave Me (Yes, That Is My Mother)

Parents, Make A Secret Stash Of Inappropriate Photos To Give Their Child On Their 18th Bday

Decides To Spoof My Son's Facebook Profile Photo. How Did We Do?

Finally Found My Sons After Walking Past Them A Dozen Times. Decided To Join Them

When I Was 12, I Was Attacked By A Howler Monkey In Costa Rica. My Dad Runs A Tour And Travel Company Down There, And I Found This Postcard On His Rack

Son's Birthday Is Coming Up

My Friend's Daughter Just Flew By Herself For The First Time. This Was How He Greeted Her At The Airport

Coloring With My Sons

My Mom Always Finds A Way To Surprise Me On My Birthday

My Cousin Placed A Horse Mask On His Dog, His Son Didn't See The Humor In It

1) Get Your Child To Squash Up Against A Window 2) Take Photo 3) Set As Phone Background 4) Child Is 'Stuck In' Phone

Actual Photo Of Me Waiting For My Daughter To Finish Her Homework

I Don't Always Get Packages From My Father, But When I Do

I Put Vanilla Pudding In A Mayonnaise Jar. My Kids Were Horrified As I Ate It While Watching Them Open Their Easter Presents

Our 2-Year-Old Daughter Fell Asleep Like This, We Added The Knife For Dramatic Effect

My Buddy And His Sister Refused To Go Do A Photo Shoot With Their Parents. Subsequently, Their Parents Decided Who Their Favorite Child Was That Day

My Jewish Mother Gave Me This As A Housewarming Gift

Today My Dad Finally Decided To Cash This Chip In, I'm 35

My Son's First Day At School Today. I Handled It Really Well

My Dad And I (Jokingly) Told My Mom We Would Leave The Apple Store Only After She Had Taken A "Selfie" On Every Single Device. Next Thing I Know Her Face Is All Over The Store

My Mom Is Selling My Brother's Iguana

I Think My Nephew Is Already Pissing Off His Mother

When Daycare, Completely Seriously, Asks My Friend To Answer Stupid Questions On Behalf Of His 11-Month-Old Daughter, It Is Inevitable That Stupid Answers Is What They'll Receive

People Kept Commenting On How Much Hair Our Baby Son Has, So Naturally This Was The Next Step

In 1980 I Got My Head Stuck In A Fence And Instead Of Helping Me My Parents Took This Photo

My Mom Sent This To Me For Easter. I Love My Mom

My Friend Was Running Late To Drop Off Her Daughter At School

My Son Started To Cry When He Saw Santa, So I Decided It'd Be A Good Idea If We All Joined To

My Family Is Pretty Odd. Tonight, My Mom Hired An Elvis Impersonator And Didn't Tell Anyone About It

A Friend's Son Got $1 From The Tooth Fairy A Couple Days Ago. He Wrote Her A Letter Asking To Upgrade His $1 To $5. This Was The Tooth Fairy's Response

If I Ever Have A Son, I'm Making Him Wear This T-Shirt

My Dad Just Walked In And Taped This To My Door

Gave My 11-Year-Old His New Meds This Morning. He Looked At It And Said I'm Not Putting A Big D In My Mouth. Took Every Bit Of Responsible Mom Power I Had Not To Scream That's What She Said

My Son Didn't React In The Video To His Grandma's Present, So I Just Screenshot Him Yawning And Send That

I Found A Horribly Fun Way To Disappoint My Kids In The Morning

My Dad Gave My Fiancé A Goat As Dowry For Our Recent Engagement As A Joke

Guy Says He's Made A Hobby Out Of Embarrassing His Daughter

I Asked For An Apple Watch For My Birthday. This Is What I Got

A Box Of Presents Just Arrived From Home. Instead Of A Card I Got This Wonderful Piece Of Advice From My Mother, In The Form Of An Embroidered Pillow (Which She Made Herself. I Love My Mom)

My 3-Year-Old Nephew Had Some Anatomy Questions For My Sister

A Quick Way To Destroy Your Kid's Faith

Friend Puts Fine Dining Menus In His Son's Lunch Box

Mom Went Couch Shopping. She Sent My Sister A Pic When We Noticed Something

A Friend Of Mine Just Dropped Out Of High School And This Is What His Dad Did

My Girlfriend's Mom Definitely Won This Round Of Cards Against Humanity. Totally Am A Black Guy. I Love Our Families

I Wanted To Know If I Am Her Real Dad

Came Home To This In My Drawer. Well Played, Mom

I Live In The Basement. I Told My Dad I Needed More Natural Light In My Bedroom, So He Bought Me This Mirror

My Dad Dressed Up As Buddy The Elf To Pick Me Up From The Airport

Got A Vasectomy. Parents Got Me A Gift

Larry David Takes His Daughter To Tour Every Civil War Battlefield

My Wife Likes To Send Me Pictures To Remind Me That My Son Misses Me - Doing This Made Me Feel Better About It

Daughter Yelled At Me To Make Her A “Surprise Snack”

So I Run Out And Tell My Son Josh His Tires Got Slashed! Get It? Slashed?

My Daughter And Me At Busch Gardens Today. I Think I'm Getting The Hang Of This Tween Dadding Thing

My Mom Slid This Under My Door After Walking In On Me Watching Buffy And Sobbing

Faceswapped My Brother And My Daughter. I Will Never Stop Laughing At This

Mom Has Never Had Good Taste In Picking Out Shirts For Me, But This Year She Nailed It

When My Mom Tries To Combine My Husband's Love Of The Outdoors And Star Wars

My Mom Has Always Been Artistic When It Comes To Decorating Cakes, This Will Always Be My Favorite. "Jeffaroonie" Didn't Appreciate It As Much As The Rest Of Us

I'm A Bad Father, I Convinced My Kids This Is An Eyeball Remover

So I Send My Sister A Snapchat Of A Party I Had When My Parents Where Gone. She Sent Me This Back (It's My Dad)

My Father Decided To Order Me Pizza While I Was Away At College. His Added Request Would Explain The Awkward Exchange With The Delivery Guy And Me

My Dad Is Nearly 70 And Not Especially Computer Savvy. However, He Learned "An Internet Saying" And Put It On My Amazon Christmas Gift Receipt

Surprise The Kids Tonight With Some Feetloaf