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Parenting is a wild ride, full of moments that can leave you laughing or questioning your sanity. Luckily, this September, moms and dads on X (formerly known as Twitter) have once again proved that humor is the ultimate survival tool.

From the chaos of getting kids ready for school to the hilarity of toddler logic, we collected the best posts they made this month to solidify that if you're trying your best, one way or another, everything is going to be okay.

Continue scrolling to check them out as well as the chat we had with our parenting expert, Vicki Broadbent.

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Julie Love
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dog (who is terrified of the smoke detector) has started getting visibly anxious when I start to cook. Thanks for the vote of confidence.

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Since September is back-to-school season, we reached out to Vicki Broadbent, mother of three, award-winning TV broadcaster, and the woman behind the popular family lifestyle blog Honest Mum, to learn more about this period.

"The transition from summer to the new school year is usually a shock for all of the family," she told Bored Panda. "We've gone from a more relaxed routine during summer, often with more time with our children to greater structure ... , [with] earlier bedtimes and often moody children who struggle initially to adapt to change (we as parents are likely to be moody too)."

Of course, everyone's different, but Broadbent said, "It usually takes four weeks or so to form new habits, so before you know it, you and your children will be thriving again by the time the next school holiday arrives and the cycle begins again, albeit less dramatically!"

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Shelby Moonheart
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Isn't that the message of Evan Almighty? God gives you the opportunities that produce the gaol of your prayers.

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Rebelliousslug
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg is THAT what’s been happening? I mean she’s 25 now and still sleeps through the night but I don’t.

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According to a survey from this summer, moms and dads are increasingly worried about many aspects of the back-to-school season—from ensuring that school requirements are met, affecting 49% of parents, to safety and security concerns for 46% of parents.

However, the number one cause of back-to-school stress for 51% of parents is the cost of everything their kids need.

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Vicki Broadbent, author of Mumboss (UK) and The Working Mom (US and Canada), shared her insights on setting the whole family up for success at this time of year.

"I think easing into a routine gradually towards the end of the summer helps my kids not feel so surprised, so bedtimes return to usual more easily as they start going to bed earlier two weeks before," she explained.

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Paul C.
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My boss would often Email, can we have a catch up later this morning....all good! It was such a relief. Bit worrying if it had no caveat.

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Skid Marks
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I really hope he grows out of that....... Otherwise he is never going to get married.

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GoodWolf
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I recently had a lengthy but interesting conversation about dinosaurs with some random kid. He just popped the door open and started talking about his favorite dino and I didn't want to leave him standing there, so there we were until his mom noticed 😁

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"If they are starting a new school, we also test the school run, so the walk or drive to school, to assess traffic and timings so we're not rushing in a blind panic on day one," Broadbent added.

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"The same goes for assessing the school buses and becoming au fait with the breakfast and after-school clubs. Preparation is key!"

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Mike F
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tune in next week for "Headlice for everyone!" stay tuned for "Scabies, the gift that keeps on giving".

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The mom said she balances school routines by using a shared online diary with her husband and her own mom, who helps them with childcare when it comes to their toddler.

Coordinating everything takes effort, but it can go a long way. "Knowing which clubs the children have and when helps us all to become organized and share the physical and mental load."

"We 'job share' so to speak, so I will usually drop the kids off at school in the morning, and my husband will collect them in the early evening if they don't catch the school bus," Broadbent said.

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Skid Marks
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1 month ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can get a good five days out of one pair if you rotate them right. Look at my name..... I know.

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meow point1
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually loved oranges as a kid, because I could put the skin in my mouth and pretend I had a goofy smile.

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Koalafied to komment
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And you being ashamed because of it is part of the problem. Just explain it's no string cheese, maybe open it to show - and suddenly there's one more human on earth who doesn't shudder when anything period related happens.

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Since Vicki's work allows some flexibility, she takes on more of the parental responsibility when it comes to school admin, and her husband does more of the cooking during the week. "Communication is key," she said. "If you're not keen on a digital diary, consider a wipeable board stuck on the fridge where you add key dates and update shopping lists."

And if you feel like something's off, remember—parents on X are always there with funny and relatable posts to remind you that you're not alone!

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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Child just reminds you when you whine about your "insomnia" again tomorrow, that's where it might come from

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Raumpfleger
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol - The nickname and that words from her child perfectly go together 😂😂

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Cathy
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ask "how do you spell your name?" And when they reply "what do you mean it's just A-N?" you just move to Poland..

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Bat cat in a hat
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I still have cereal for dinner as a treat (to myself, so I don't have to cook)

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Skid Marks
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But those are memories they will never forget...... Remember the time you fell and broke your leg while chasing me?

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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I did that once and got taken to the hospital found out I had the flu 😂

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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My 16 month old daughter’s first sentence was “Shut up Kim”. Kim was our German Shepherd.

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Geoffrey Scott
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Saw a Highlights magazine in the kids dentist office. Thought "hey, wonder how much a sub...HOLY S###!"

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Mike F
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Write it out and mail it to yourself quickly, before Hollyweird jumps on the Twisters XXVII idea!

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Mama Clare
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Myself & my 4 year old watched a movie on 'normal tv' a while ago and it cut to the adverts and she says.. is the movie over? What is this? Where's the movie?! 😂😂😂

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Mike F
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd be more concerned with a 6yo in a drama club. Typically, they could run the program though so there's that.

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Geoffrey Scott
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I keep being corrected on my mispronunciation of Coco Melon. Coco Puffs, that's what it is, said Papa.

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Geoffrey Scott
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do we exist, except to profoundly embarrass our children? That's my goal, goal achieved.

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Hate that expression, particularly when a portion of those being addressed are women.

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Li’l E.
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My kid came back from a week at his dad’s house wearing the same socks. They hadn't been washed or anything - he just never took them off. For seven days. In the summer. Not even to bathe, because he hadn’t done that all week, either.

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Feathered Dinosaur
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh come on, just sing an octave lower when it gets too high and when you sing to your kids without electronic devices (except looking up the lyris) you set your own pitch, anyway. Or doesn't anyone do that anymore?

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Rebelliousslug
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’ve left the house twice in the last 2 and a half weeks. Once for my mother’s funeral and once to pick my niece up from school. But I don’t think that’s being an introvert, pretty sure it’s mental illness

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Mike F
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The science project, that isn't even started yet, lol.

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Li’l E.
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oof. Way to be a ongoing topic in your child’s future therapy.

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