So cute!

Your kid has it spot on right. He'll go far.

By the time he's done, he'll have shiited all over this country.

What a sick community Bored Panda is.

Don't go giving him any ideas!!

You can. It's obvious he was thinking about the current POTUS who has soiled himself at least once on camera. Reassure him that the adults are coming back to lead the country, and the crazy Left can back to what they do best: useless protests and property destruction. (And posting stupid TDS stuff on Bored Panda and downvoting those with whom they disagree--such a wonderful group of people).

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what does that even mean? why would a 5 year old ask such a dumb question? i mean if you arent a fan of mr trump why ask such a dumb question??

I almost never censored my kids music, but I actually took away a CD someone gave my daughter once. She was 9 and it was Akon's Trouble. I knew of the album but wasn't really familiar with the songs so I decided to look at the tracklist and the lyrics. I realized I didn't want my daughter listening to songs about strippers & guys getting w**dies, calling people bit**es and n***as at that age. I didn't think she should be exposed to that quite yet. I also told the mom of the kid who'd given it to her. The mom had no idea about the lyrics, her daughter had just told her that the singer was really popular at that moment and "it was what everyone was listening to".

I got a calendar every year of my life until my mom died when I was forty. I fully intend to get calendars for my kids until I die.

lol We've been there. The only solace is seeing the other equally tired parents, also sipping on their coffees. You share a quite nod of solidarity when you make eye contact.

Sassy?

It’s called Christmas Milk in my partner’s house 😂

I really wanna know the story behind that one 😂

I would say this is overall a win for the parents. She at least knows when and where to act appropriately, which is a wonderful thing to learn. But I understand your struggle. I don't have children, but I am a teacher. I know some students aren't bad really, but they can be so maddening sometimes.

What I say: "It's time for bed." & What my cat hears: "Start running around like crazy, making weird noises and knocking objects down."

I'm not a parent but if my own son said that to me, I'd be like: "Yeah, fair enough, take it."

And what to say about avocado toast, right?!

🤣🤣🤣🤣

I once asked my 3 daughters what my superpower was, and in unison they all said "Saying No". Older woman in the same supermarket aisle overheard & nearly fell into the freezer laughing.

Snacks are almost always more fun than dinner.

Yeah, someone should make some kind of calendar that counts down to when you can start using your advent calendar. Maybe put chocolates in it?

This has the same energy as my cousin, at about 6, making a 'deal' that for every bite of his grilled cheese, he got to eat an olive. We were all like, "...Sure? Not going to argue with you."

'We prefer the weird "adoption" but...'

Good for him tbf lol, if i did that i wouldn't be here lol

Uuuuuuggghhhh! 🧟‍♀️

Front seat. I used to ride in the back window.

At this time of the day, I also had to answer questions like "Do bacteria have to eat, too?" or "Can burglars come to the pool, too?"

When my kids jab with this kind of stuff it cracks. me. up. So good lol.

Ours was flashlights. Actually had to hide a few for emergencies. Cleaning out her room at age 7? We found 6 full-sized flashlights, 5 mini flashlights, a HUGE 18-20 inch heavy one we thought we'd lost camping, our 2 emergency lanterns, the crank flashlight we got her, and probably every damned battery we'd bought in the past 4 years!

NOOoooooo.....

Fair enough.

That's rough

"Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom and nom. I had enough!"

No honour among thieves.

Tbf seeing my mum use the same strategy over and over to parent has always been entertaining

Both descended from dinosaurs

Why not it has all the food groups?

Hoping anybody beats up an old man? Not the best

Truly nefarious kid that is 🐇

Future spreadsheet monkey/bean counter/budget pest.

yes, yes it is

Inquiring minds want to know: Is laughter the best medicine?

Add in the dangers of quicksand as well

About 5 minutes ago, I told my coworker that I wanted my couch and my pajamas

Child shows promise.

I offer my son for parenting experience to anyone willing to take on a 42 year old teenager.

And that's why in my country you learn with an instructor. When you're an adult.