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Parenting is hard as it is, but throw the cold season into the mix and it gets even tougher. The kids always seem to be catching some kind of virus, the weather forces everyone to stay home, bored out of their minds, and when it’s bearable to go outside, dressing up in extra layers becomes a whole other struggle. Not to mention that ideas of what to do during long evenings have already been exhausted. To help parents survive the dark, cold months, we at Bored Panda rounded up this month’s most relatable and unhinged tweets about parenting. Scroll down to find them, as chances are, these posts are just what exhausted parents need right now.
#1

Hand holding a small glass jar with a humorous tweet about parenting on display in the background.

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zims
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I use them as gift boxes for tiny things, like jewelry. People love it and it makes it harder to guess what's under the wrapping paper.

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    Funny parenting tweet about winning science fairs shared by user Felicia.

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    Mike F
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    2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha, the genius in that family is multigenerational!

    Since the holiday season has already flown by, kids everywhere are likely restless, talking their parents' ears off with phrases like “I’m bored” and “What are we going to do now?” 

    Winters are usually harder for families because they spend more time indoors due to weather conditions. In warmer months, children can freely play outside, which is a great outlet for pent-up energy. Whereas, in winter, decreased physical activity can make children restless.

    #5

    Tweet showing a funny parenting moment involving a child's misunderstanding about scales, sparking humor.

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    Fellfromthemoon
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    2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Accurate. Mass increases with speed, so, if your scale shows a larger number that must mean you're going faster.

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    The lack of sunlight can affect everyone, including kids, which disrupts their circadian rhythms and impacts their mood. Without even realizing it, winter blues can make children feel sad or cranky. They might also cry and get upset easily, while their energy levels plummet, leaving them unmotivated. This means that kids and teens may sleep a lot more and be less enthusiastic about getting up for school.

    #7

    Funny parenting tweet about a child insisting on wearing summer dresses layered with thermals, leading to a "diva off."

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    #8

    Funny parenting tweet about a niece's reaction to a hamster's death.

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    Child of the Stars
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    2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my kid was about 4, her grandparents took her to the zoo. In the reptile area, they were watching the crocodiles and one just chomped the f.uck out of a turtle. Most people there just kinda gasped in shock. My kid, however, laughed herself silly and says loudly, "That was AWESOME!"

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    #9

    Tweet about parenting humor: Child amusingly refers to intestines as "meat lines in the stomach that are taller than you."

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    YakFactory
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    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let him be in charge of naming things, and see what other imaginative names he can come up with. Could be fun.

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    Being cooped up together for an extended time can increase sibling conflicts. Without getting a break during outdoor play, small petty fights can happen more often. Meanwhile, parents might also struggle to regulate their own feelings. After having to juggle demanding schedules and dreary days, it can be hard to emotionally regulate in moments of chaos at home.

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    #10

    Tweet about funny parenting: changing baby's outfits often, compared to a movie montage.

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    TruthoftheHeart
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    3 weeks ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah just go to the thrift store buy some gently used perfectly good baby clothes because every day you wake up they're going to be outgrowing some outfit or shoes or whatever.

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    #11

    A funny parenting tweet about finding an air fryer in a kid's room, highlighting humorous aspects of parenting.

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    rorschach-penguin
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    2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people clean their kids' rooms? I was in charge of cleaning my own room starting at like age seven.

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    The good news is that there are ways to restore calm and peace during challenging season changes. One strategy that can help is to include one physical activity a day. Movement is important for both kids and adults as it helps to regulate energy and emotions. Activities that require gross motor skills, like obstacle courses, hopscotch, or playing catch, can calm and organize the brain. These activities could be organized indoors or outdoors without much preparation or tools.

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    #14

    A funny parenting tweet about teens beginning sentences with "hypothetically speaking," suggesting preparation for a story.

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    Hyacinth (Any pronouns)
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    2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For me, it's 'what would happen if' and then something absurd. Usually fandom-related, too.

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    #15

    Tweet about a mom's determination for her daughter's Girl Scout cookie sales success, highlighting funny parenting moments.

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    zims
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    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes there is. It's me, wanting to be first in Girl Scout cookie purchasing.

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    Building in a physical activity daily could also mean embracing outdoor activities whenever possible. Bundling up in layers and going for a stroll around the neighborhood might be just what the kids and parents need. “Even if it’s for five minutes, step outside to go on a treasure hunt or watch for big trucks,” said mental health specialist Linda Horwitz. “Do something simple that makes the mundane a bit more exciting. Adults need to take a little breather—and kids need that too.”

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    #16

    A funny tweet about parenting, recounting a child's humorous response to a teacher's accident.

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    #17

    Tweet about parenting humor: Son questions differences between moms and aunts, highlighting gifts versus healthy meals.

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    Even though children thrive on having a routine, the one that worked for warmer months might no longer be suitable for the family now. This means that it might be time to revamp it and implement some changes. It doesn't have to be major, but rather something that children can look forward to every day, like introducing new foods, toys, and fun crafts. Making Fridays a movie night or Wednesday hot cocoa and story time night can switch up the routine and give something to be excited about during the week.

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    #19

    Tweet about parenting humor: "Teens be like, 'This is the worst day of my life' over unloading the dishwasher."

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    2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when you're a teenager every day is the worst day of your life

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    #21

    Tweet from Sarcastic Mommy jokes about parenting and tech-savvy kids needing help with simple tasks.

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    Little Bit
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    2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My youngest daughter is the same. She can play the same game online on three devices at once, all while video calling her friend at the same time, yet it took her ten minutes to figure out how to get the microwave door to open.

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    It’s also important that parents take breaks and time for themselves, as out-of-whack caregivers can’t help dysregulated kids. To reset their mindset, they can use positive intentions, assuring themselves that while this patch might be hard, it’s not going to last forever and they can remain calm. So when their children get upset, they can do the same with them by offering a hug or taking deep breaths together. 

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    #23

    Tweet about parenting humor: "How to lose a drone in 10 minutes - a memoir by my husband and 7yo."

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    #24

    Funny parenting tweet about a child waking up at midnight wanting breakfast after falling asleep early.

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    H. Nolden
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    2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pro parenting advice: you never ever ever let a toddler sleep in the early afternoon

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    Lastly, parents should try to not overdo it and instead embrace simplicity. Overly packed schedules can easily overstimulate and exhaust family members, which increases the likelihood of meltdowns. Besides, there’s no shame in allowing some space for rest and connection. ”If you like to slow things down, honor that as well,” said Horwitz. “Be kind to yourself because there’s no perfection in parenting—especially now.”

    #25

    Tweet about parenting joke: Kids charge $45 for pretend ice cream.

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    Sandella
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    2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh unlucky, everything is £1 in our house's imaginary shops haha

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    #26

    Child humorously bundled in oversized colorful knit clothing, capturing a funny parenting moment.

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    Okiedokie
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    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...if this is a real jacket existing somewhere in the world...I want it

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    #27

    Funny tweet about parenting, featuring a humorous exchange about dressing like you're 100 years old for school.

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    rorschach-penguin
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    2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have to dress like you're 100? When I was in kindergarten I just had to collect and present 100 of something.

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    #31

    Tweet about parenting humor: homemade chicken pot pie success, kids enjoy multiple servings, shared by Dadman Walking.

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    #39

    Tweet about parenting humor, where a 9-year-old uses a nostalgic phrase typically spoken by older people.

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    Susan Reid Smith
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    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I catch myself saying or thinking that, and ask myself how old I am. The grey hair might be an indication.

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    #40

    Funny parenting tweet about a teenager's specific shampoo preference, missing the days of coaxing them to shower.

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    Lost Panda
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    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 17 has to have this specific coconut lotion, shampoo, conditioner, body wash... I love coconut, but my nose can't take much more before it packs up and leaves my face.

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    #41

    Screenshot of a humorous parenting tweet about a 7-year-old enjoying fresh air.

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    on second thought....
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    3 weeks ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely relatable, I get a similar sensation each time I ditch my bra

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    #42

    Funny parenting tweet by Michael Vogel about a teenager preparing for Driver's Ed and getting her Learner's Permit.

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    #43

    Tweet humorously highlights modern parenting with kids scheduling online playdates on Roblox.

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    #44

    Funny parenting tweet about a child adorably misunderstanding inheritance.

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    Little Bit
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    2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When my youngest daughter was about 6 we were walking home from school one afternoon when all of a sudden she said, "Will you be old when you die?" I replied, "Yes I hope so." She said, "When you die, I'm going to get a cat."

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    #46

    Tweet about funny parenting moment; parent apologizes to 11-year-old for not finding lost item.

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    Lost Panda
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    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your phone? The phone you had in your hand when you walked out of this room? The phone that was not in the same room as me when you set it down? Yeah... It got tired of being used and ran away.

    #47

    Tweet about parenting humor: Kids built a fort, wanted a mini fridge, mom resigned to losing living room corner.

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    #49

    Child's handwritten Christmas wishlist on a notebook, featuring funny parenting tweet.

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    moggie63
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    2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You reckon? You're going to need the time to save up for it all.

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    #53

    A funny parenting tweet about a child making a Lego hand sculpture.

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    #54

    Funny parenting tweet about kids arguing whose fever is higher, by user meghan (@deloisivete).

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    #55

    Funny parenting tweet by Ashley Winter about narrating a toddler's tantrum in Werner Herzog's voice.

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    The Cute Cat
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    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, the girl on 500 days of summer is a mom and a doctor right now.. I feel old..

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    #58

    Tweet about the unexpected challenges of parenting, humorously highlighting password management for kids.

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    #59

    Tweet by a parent humorously sharing toddler's new skill of locking the door from the inside.

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    Huddo's sister
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    2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That reminds me of a book I read when I was a kid. Mum has one kid in a pram and another walking ahead who gets to the door first, goes in and locks the door. The rest of the book is the mum trying to get the door open. I can't remember the title.

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    #60

    Funny parenting tweet about a child wanting to switch movies midway through.

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    moggie63
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    2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There have been dozens of films over the years that I've said to myself, right near the end, "why am I watching this s**t?"

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    #61

    Child's drawing humorously depicts a statement about parenting with a wine glass.

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    Sue
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    2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya gotta drink alcohol in a REGULAR glass & tell them it's a health drink.

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    #62

    Tweet about parenting humor: 4yo drinking sparkling grape juice like a college student.

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    #63

    Funny parenting tweet about daughter's excitement over undiluted juice.

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    M O'Connell
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    2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On a whim I bought some sort of mango juice beverage that had been imported from Pakistan, of all places. That stuff was divine!

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    #64

    Funny parenting tweet about being amazed by a son's tummy time achievements.

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    #66

    "Funny tweet about parenting, jokingly suggesting multiple people are responsible for filling the son's diaper."

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    #67

    Funny parenting tweet about a child wanting a Robux gift card but can't go to Dollar General.

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    #70

    Funny tweet about parenting: A parent humorously tells their baby to pay attention to a comedy show.

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    #71

    Funny parenting tweet about kids finally returning to school after a long time at home.

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    #72

    Rodney Lacroix tweet humorously captures parenting: Kids interrupting virtual meetings.

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    #73

    Tweet about parenting at a Mexican restaurant, child regretting not ordering lemonade.

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    #75

    Funny parenting tweet: Parent in bed with flu, child asks for help finding lost Lego piece.

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    moggie63
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    2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry. You'll find it when you get up to go to the toilet.

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    #77

    Tweet about parenting humorously mentioning a child's discovery of solid soap bars.

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    Huddo's sister
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    2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, it's not as common as it used to be, which is good for me since I'm allergic to it.

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    #78

    Funny parenting tweet about a child driving themselves and getting ride requests from friends, January edition.

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    #79

    Tweet by Dadman Walking about burnt popcorn and parenting humor.

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    #80

    A funny tweet about parenting discussing iPad use during school holidays.

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    Cin
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    3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand people who don't enjoy spending time with their own children.

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    #81

    Funny tweet about parenting: "I'm pretty sure we're on day 115 of winter break with my kids with no end in sight."

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    #82

    Funny parenting tweet by Henpecked Hal about skiing accident and daughter's reaction.

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    Lyoness
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    2 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, traumatizing your child was definitely worth the win.

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