30 December Tweets From Parents To Leave You Laughing Out Loud While Your Kid Naps

That sounds like sci-fi scenario.

Caryne Ag

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Out of the mouths of babes…

Are these people's last name Hill, by chance?

Lol! Btw, my neighbor swears by charcoal grilling for his steaks.

As a teenager of the 80's I'm still trying to wrap my head around the fact that it was over 40 years ago!

I was born in 1965 lmao almost 60 and I feel your pain 😂like where has time gone I only feel like I’m 30 still despite not having had my kids till I was 35 n 39 my math stopped mathing erm hmm what am I sing my math never mathed even in school my n math don’t mix but if all feels like a whole life time ago now eek

As a child of the 1950s I'm still trying to wrap what's left of my mind that then was when? Noooo!

Yeah, I was a teenager in the 70's. I've been married for over 30 years but sometimes I could swear it's only been a few years.

HA! I grew up in the 70s - which was 50 years ago!

Priceless! I'd sneak in and take photos.

Surprised the kid knew who Elvis was. I'm stunned on a daily basis at youth today not knowing many of the famous bands and artists I grew up with.

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Can't go wrong with Elvis at Xmastime.

This is the fun kind of manchild!

I feel like this should be a Military parent joke, this is just amazing

I use another kind of handwriting for that purpose. That one is also easier to read for kids

For 25+ years, once a year for Christmas, I have been using a very particular and very different penmanship than what I normally do. My kids still have no idea who writes their "From Santa" gift tags. They've guessed everyone from aunts & uncles, to neighbours and even a paid service. The only other person who knows it's me, is my husband. I'll never tell!

I'm surprised that a kid that can tell it's the same handwriting hadn't already figured it out for other reasons.

Mum told me she use to write my santa letters upside down to avoid me guessing it was her xD

They had the same wrapping paper too, but mom told me he came in at night and borrowed our paper to wrap them when he got here.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂go child they will go far

*one fewer kid. Teach them proper grammar early on!

"Old people stuff" is paying bills -- which I do on my computer.

Elf on the Shelf is so freaking weird.

Day one it’s an amusing challenge to work out what he’s going to do, day seven ideas are less interesting, day fifteen whose idea was it to do this? day eighteen I’m tired oh dammit where’s the elf? Day twenty I swear that once Christmas is over I’m burning that bloody elf, day twenty four we are not doing this again, EVER. Christmas Day, takes cover off barbecue, locates lighter fluid and Zippo……. I’ll show you now, it’s all over for you elf no longer on the shelf…..

My Jewish friends insist there's a "Mensch on a Bench"

I feel this on my bones. Sometimes I wish I had a shirt that has 'She dressed herself today " printed out really big across the front and back 😂

having a daycare, sometimes parents would struggle to get kids out of pajamas and into play clothes. We just allowed any wear in the am and had extra clothes for when they were ready to get playing. One battle removed from the home.

My brain originally read it as "emotional support gorillas" and now I have a new life goal.

He thought they were yelling "Show us your boots!"

Hip hip horray for Christmas Vacation

I had a row with my parents a couple of Christmasses ago because I didn't want to watch Home Alone 2 for the 3rd time. that week. Ended up grabbing my coat and going down the pub - it was I think the 29th

Uppie for "Dadman Walking".

Just watched Home Alone again. And about 20 Hallmark Christmas movies :)

That's also a good skill to master if you have cats.

When my amazing gernam rottie was alive we lost him three yrs go almost he was hooves stood 6ft on hind legs I’d had him from a pup and clearly I never learned lmao one day I’d treated my two kids then around 16-19 they 23-20 now to a steak tea as they had been so much help while I had been in hospital with a badly broken leg in two places 9 hour op rods n pins put in and in the weeks after etc so I being housebound ordered online as normal some nice steaks for them I dished all up left mine to rest for a min while I went in sitting room for something they had theirs I came back to well yup my dog had eaten it he didn’t even really need to jump up lol never did I leave food on the edge again 🙈

I am so trained to do this that I do it for grown-up guests too.

This is a big part of my job as a daughter and sister- my mum and sister are notorious for knocking drinks over!

Ha ha! Reminds me of the joke, "I don't often roll a joint, but when I do it's my ankle".