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Parenting is all about love, balancing priorities, managing responsibilities... And being able to laugh about all of it, of course!
Twitter moms and dads are completely honest about raising their kids. What's more, they often confess their trials and tribulations in the funniest ways.
Just like every month, we've rounded up some of best tweets about about parenting, so upvote your favorite entries as you continue scrolling down, share your own funny stories in the comments, and check out Bored Panda's previous collections of funny parenting tweets here: September, August, July, May, April, March, February, and January.
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Moms and dads making fun of their struggles on Twitter isn't necessarily a bad thing, too. With school, housework, and the kids' after-school activities taking over their time, parents got a lot on their plate. It's easy to become socially isolated from the outside world when your everyday life is so hectic and make a mistake or two. Accepting and laughing at them allows them to move on.
Vicki Broadbent, for example, successfully juggles a thriving business with raising a family, and she said owning your hiccups is just a part of the journey. "When I mess up, I hold my hands up, admit it, and explain to my children what happened ('Mummy shouted because she was tired'). I also always apologize," the founder of Honest Mum and author of Mumboss, told Bored Panda."It's a strength, not a weakness to say sorry. Being honest about my failures with my children humanizes me as a parent and, most importantly, it normalizes making mistakes. They're a natural part of life and we're all learning and growing. I want my kids to know that while I'm teaching them the difference between right and wrong and the importance of empathy and forgiveness."
Vicki said that her family genuinely has a lot of fun. They sing, dance, watch comedies, and always strive to seek the positives in life. "We as parents don't take ourselves too seriously and laugh at ourselves so our children follow suit." Keeping a family together is a lot of work. But offers so much opportunity to have a good time, too, so why not use it?
"Having children is truly a gift," Vicki said. "It gives you as a parent a second chance at childhood. You can live vicariously through your kids; you can see the world anew through their young eyes, and best of all, you get to eat more candy (!) and lose your inhibitions more (I've been known to dance around the supermarket)! It's a maternal right to embarrass your kids, right!"
The mother is fully aware that having kids is a huge responsibility but like everything in life, she always questions herself, 'Am I having fun?'
"Childhood is a short and precious window to be enjoyed so we as parents must protect this time for our children and harness happiness where possible."
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Zenozenobee 4 years ago
When my 4yo is angry at her 6yo brother, she goes for "aaaaahhh you're annoying like an adult!" and it's a really serious offense considering his expression.
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Aleksandra Elias 4 years ago
They should also not hurt their siblings, that's important. And the should share with them
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Bonnie Jarrett 4 years ago
Omg so true! I have a VERY sarcastic father and a VERY passive-aggressive mother. I'm the least-liked person...EVER lol.
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Suzanne Clark 4 years ago
My three year old said "you need more makeup Mommy"...even worse, I replied "what kind?" Now I'm taking makeup advice from a kid?
Lynn Marie 4 years ago
I immediately thought of the song with the lyrics "I say a little prayer for you . . ."
Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 4 years ago
That's a song, when angels deserve to die or something like that.
Arctic Fox Lover 4 years ago
XDDDD I only know that song from Rock Band! I own Rock Band, Rock Band 2, and Rock Band 3. ouo
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SirPatTheCat 4 years ago
Honestly I can’t see the point of preschool zoom. What would happen thats not detrimental to anyone involved? I have no idea how it would even work.
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Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago (edited)
Anyone who can mute my son has some incredible super powers, wish they wouldn’t be greedy and share their mystical magic.
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Ben Steinberg 4 years ago
No, it becomes, "Well, now you're going to school in something else that might look pretty silly...Oh, you suddenly remembered where you coat is?"
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Foxxy (The Original) 4 years ago
Haha, this is 100% my both my kids. They would wear shorts rain, hail or shine.
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Jo Choto 4 years ago
There's a lot of poop on social media, but these parent posts are brilliant.
Jacob Babashoff 4 years ago
Heh...we we're at some friends of ours, when their kid was seven, he had the habit of barely brushing his teeth then sending the unused toothpaste down the drain. So it clogged really good one day. So talking to his father who was about to do some heavy duty disgusting drain work. I say, "you know, probably should have your son help you". He stopped, looked at me and then called his son. He doesn't force the toothpaste down anymore. And we don't have kids...LOL!
Chris 4 years ago
Toothpaste that blocked a drain?! That ain't toothpaste. And how much are they using?!
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Geth 4 years ago
Yes. They all like their children. See, parenting can be a very hard job, and like all people with difficult jobs that they love, they make funny jokes about it to other people who do that job to bond and make the difficult parts easier.
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Remi Flynne 4 years ago
Worry more if she acts like a 6 year old when she's 16.
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Julie 4 years ago
Parents talk about these zoom fiascos...I find it strange. My child does Google classroom, and when doing Google meets, the school states that cameras are not to be turned on....and in all his school meets, its always been only his teacher and him. I think the country could learn from our VA school system.
Geth 4 years ago
Boy, that's a bad idea. The camera being on is literally the only way the teacher knows that the kids are paying attention or are actually even there.
Load More Replies... Jo Choto 4 years ago
There's a lot of poop on social media, but these parent posts are brilliant.
Jacob Babashoff 4 years ago
Heh...we we're at some friends of ours, when their kid was seven, he had the habit of barely brushing his teeth then sending the unused toothpaste down the drain. So it clogged really good one day. So talking to his father who was about to do some heavy duty disgusting drain work. I say, "you know, probably should have your son help you". He stopped, looked at me and then called his son. He doesn't force the toothpaste down anymore. And we don't have kids...LOL!
Chris 4 years ago
Toothpaste that blocked a drain?! That ain't toothpaste. And how much are they using?!
Load More Replies... Geth 4 years ago
Yes. They all like their children. See, parenting can be a very hard job, and like all people with difficult jobs that they love, they make funny jokes about it to other people who do that job to bond and make the difficult parts easier.
Load More Replies... Remi Flynne 4 years ago
Worry more if she acts like a 6 year old when she's 16.
Load More Replies... Julie 4 years ago
Parents talk about these zoom fiascos...I find it strange. My child does Google classroom, and when doing Google meets, the school states that cameras are not to be turned on....and in all his school meets, its always been only his teacher and him. I think the country could learn from our VA school system.
Geth 4 years ago
Boy, that's a bad idea. The camera being on is literally the only way the teacher knows that the kids are paying attention or are actually even there.
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